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Rp Number: 1
Record: 12-11-1
Next Match: X-RATED
Carlito/Orton/Jericho/Edge vs Angle/Mysterio/JBL/Rock |
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[[ Prologue ]]DISAPPOINTING is the one word that could describe Carlito Caribbean Cool's performance last week at X-Rated. Last week, against the team of Raven and Brock Lesnar, Carlito and Hardcore Holly lost a very hardfought match. Is this an upsetting matter for Carlito Caribbean Cool? Of course it is. Carlito's all about victories, seniorita's, and being COOL .. and when you're a loser .. you certainly are not COOL. So where to now for Carlito .. straight into Next Week's X-Rated against Kurt Angle, Rey Mysterio, JBL, and none other then the Rock, the People's Champion, the Football player gone Pro Wrestler gone Actor. For Carlito Caribbean Cool, this is a pleasing display .. for he has a chance to prove himself this week, and to prove that he isnt a joke here in ECE.. and for the Rock .. it's a way to get his foot back into the door .. a way to step up and attempt a comeback into the professional wrestling realm ..
" Be COOL. Carlito's Way. "
A Cool Breeze: Hollywood. The Richs. The Fame. The Beauty. And of course .. the WOMAN. All things that would naturally refer to the word COOL .. for what is COOLER than having millions of dollars, a fine seniorita, and the notariaty that Hollywood brings? Nothing. Our cameras begin rolling as we're on a very familiar place here in Hollywood, the Red Carpet. Why are we here? Well .. of course, it's for the OSCARS. The most prestigious award that anyone in Hollywood could recieve. We pan down to a ground shot of the Oscars as right off the bat, we recognize Jesus holding up his own camera as Carlito has a microphone in hand and looks a little more "classy" then his usual Hawain gettup.
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " How does Carlito look, Jesus. "
A Cool Breeze: Before Jesus can answer Carlito, he adjusts his suit jacket and gives Jesus the "whatever sign" with his hand.
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " Forget it .. of course Carlito looks good, Carlito always looks good .. and das' COOL, Jesus. "
' NOT AS COOL ' Jesus : " I know Carlito .. I know it's cool. "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " Now you know what to do Jesus .. point n' shoot .. Carlito'll do tha' rest, my man. "
' NOT AS COOL ' Jesus : " All right, Carlito .. no worries man, I got it under control. "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " Das' what you said to me at X-Rated too Jesus .. and look what happened. Brock Lesnar and Raven won the match .. NOT Carlito .. Not to mention Triple H ruinin Da Cabana and The Rock stickin his nose in Carlito's business and 'das not COOL, Jesus. You know it's not COOL .. the front office knows it's not COOL .. and 'das why 'dis week on X-Rated, Carlito will exercise his rematch clause .. you wrote it in Carlito's contract, right Jesus? "
A Cool Breeze: We switch to an over the shoulder shot of Carlito Caribbean Cool as Jesus looks a little unsure of himself, as he shrugs his shoulders.
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " What? You dont know? How do you not know, Jesus? Are you that stupid? Not COOL, man, not COOL at all. "
' NOT AS COOL ' Jesus : " I'll talk it over with Mr.McMahon, Im sure he'll understand you Carlito and grant your wish. "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " Of course he will grant Carlito his wish .. c'mon Jesus, get wit' the program .. Carlito is still the number one superstar here in ECE.. he's just fallen on bad times .. c'mon, Brock Lesnar and Raven only beat me 'cause of JBL.. and Steve Austin, well Carlito was busy checkin' out 'dat Seniorita in the first row Jesus. 'Dis week though .. 'dis week will be different .. "
A Cool Breeze: Just before Carlito Caribbean Cool is about to finish his sentence, he notices none other than P. Diddy, formerly know as Puff Daddy, Puffy, Diddy, Sean Combs, Sean "Puffy" Combs, among other aliases. Carlito begins waiving over at Puff Daddy, who is generous enough to walk over to Carlito Caribbean Cool with a smile on his face - only because there's a camera thought.
' BAD BOY ' Sean P. Diddy Combs : " What up dawg? You new here, nevah' seen you befo'? "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " Puff Daddy .. 'dis is COOL, Jesus. Yea' Man .. you are COOL. "
' BAD BOY ' Sean P. Diddy Combs : " Thanks .. hey listen, I gotta' run dawg', anythin' you wanted to ask me? "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " Yeah .. hey listen Puffy .. 'das cool .. haha, you know the Rock, right? "
' BAD BOY ' Sean P. Diddy Combs : " The Rock? Dawg, whatchu' askin' me 'bout the Rock fo'? "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " 'Cause it's me Puffy, Carlito .. Caribbean .. Cool .. THE MAN .. who Rocky Maivia, Kurt Angle, JBL, and Rey Mysterio is facin' 'dis week on X-Rated. "
' BAD BOY ' Sean P. Diddy Combs : " What? Man .. you trippin' .. fo'get 'dis. "
A Cool Breeze: Sean Combs takes a walk down to the next reporter as Carlito doesnt look to pleased. He takes an apple out of his pocket and begins rubbing it on his suit jacket, cleaning it off.
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " Trippin' .. 'das not cool .. not COOL at all. Carlito is still standin' Puff Daddy .. but the Rock, 'dis week at X-Rated .. he's gonna' be the one trippin'. Bad Boy Entertainment .. 'dat doesnt scare Carlito .. NOTHIN' scares Carlito .. "
' NOT AS COOL ' Jesus : " What if like .. the Rock .. turns into that Scorpion thing .. "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " 'Dat wont happen, Jesus .. 'das in a movie my man .. and no Hollywood stunt man'll save the Rock this week. He's not COOL, Jesus, and the Rock knows it. 'Das why he changes his name so much. First he was Flex Kavina .. 'das not cool. 'Das a joke Jesus, the Rock was a joke then. Smilin'. What'd he have to smile about .. he was only good, 'cause Carlito wasnt around. The fans didnt know what TRUE COOL was .. until recently. "
A Cool Breeze: John Travolta then walks by as Carlito Caribbean Cool flags him down for a one on one interview, hopefully with a better result then Puff Daddy's was.
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " John Travolta .. 'das cool .. you're COOL man .. c'mon Jesus, isnt he COOL? "
' NOT AS COOL ' Jesus : " Yea' .. he's all right. "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " 'Das not COOL, Jesus .. not COOL at all. Johhny T .. your movie, Be COOL .. Carlito saw it .. pretty COOL .. but not as COOL as Carlito, if you know what I mean .. "
' ONE COOL CAT ' John Travolta : " .. Yeah .. sure .. thanks. Appreciate the feedback about the film. "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " 'Das COOL man .. Carlito knows you studied him for the role, in fact .. Im honored Johnny T. But Carlito has to know .. the Rock, is he COOL? Is he as COOL as Carlito? "
' ONE COOL CAT ' John Travolta : " Sure .. I guess .. the Rock, he's all right .. but who're you? "
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " You dont know Carlito, man? What's wrong with you Johnny T? 'Das not COOL, man. Carlito thought you were in .. but you're out. Just like the Rock. He's out, he'll never be as COOL as me .. and I've got the proof right here Mister Big Shot Hollywood actor .. where is the Rock, tonight? Where is he, huh? Mister "I Make Movies for a Livin'" .. not at the Oscar's .. 'das not COOL, man. The Rock, he's not COOL. And do you know what I do to those who arent COOL, Mister Travolta? "
' ONE COOL CAT ' John Travolta: " I havent a clue .. "
A Cool Breeze: Carlito Caribbean Cool takes out an apple out of his pocket as he takes a large bite out of the apple. He begins chewing on the apple, as Travolta looks at him wondering what in the world he's doing.
' ONE COOL CAT ' John Travolta: " Whatever man .. listen, good luck with things really .. get some help .. "
A Cool Breeze: NO WAY! Carlito just spit in John Travolta's face. I cant believe he just did that, and neither can Travolta. Both men stare each other down as Travolta doesnt really know what to think or do.
Carlito ' CARIBBEAN COOL ' : " .. I spit in the face .. of those who dont want to be COOL .. COOL like me .. Carlito .. "
With that Carlito Caribbean Cool and Jesus walk away as John Travolta just stands there, taking out a hankerchief to whip off his face, disgusted with what has just transpired before our eyes.
Uncool People: Edge[4x];James Storm,Chris Harris;..Johnny Stamboli..Steven Richards...Nunzio..Chuck Palumbo..RVD[3x]...Booker T..Chris Benoit...Batista...JBL[2x]..Al Snow..AJ Styles..Stone Cold Steve Austin..Lance Storm..Chris Jericho..Colt Cabana..Kurt Angle..C.M.Punk...
Cool Things: Television Champion[2x]..Most Humorous Award for June..Most Improved Award for August..
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