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Rp Number: 1
Record: 25-17-1
Next Match: X-RATED
Carlito/Brothers of Destruction vs Raven/Steiner Brothers |
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[[ Prologue ]] X-Rated is getting closer and closer and Six Top Superstars WILL square off. The four men involved in that match of course are The Insane Lunatic Raven, The Steiner Brothers, The Brothers of Destruction, and The King of Cool Carlito Caribbean Cool. There will be no love lost between these six men that’s for sure this week as it was Raven's team who lost to Carlito's team some months back. But that is the past and now all there is to worry about is the present and the future. The being X-Rated, without any question whoever wins this match will have a huge edge going into X-Rated itself because this match will undoubtedly give the winner a huge confidence boost. And that is half the battle to begin with, having confidence in yourself in achieving a goal. One thing is certain Carlito Caribbean Cool never lacks confidence and probably never will so in the future. But Raven could be a little down after his loss last week. Which man will take that first giant step in gaining confidence…only time will tell. One things for certain though this match is capable of stealing the show this Sunday Night and no matter who wins, it should be one hell of a battle between six of Extreme Championship Entertainment’s brightest stars.
[[ Static. ]]
[[ Fade up ECE © logo. ]]
[[ The scene fades up and we appear to be outside of some sort of local community center. The camera then swings and it shows a marquee with all kinds of dates for bingo, which confirms that it’s not a community center but a bingo hall. The camera focuses in on the building when suddenly two men walk into our picture…Carlito Caribbean Cool and his body guard Jesus’…what are these guys up to now?]]
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Raven…jus like The Sandman and Tommy Dreamer…you too are a washed up has been from da E…C…W. Well Carlito has heard all kinds of crap about da ECW and he decided it was time to witness dis crap first hand…to see what all da freaking fuss is about…because Carlito already took out two pieces of dat ECW trash…and he will have no problem making it a three for three with Raven at x-rated…now das…das cool.
JESUS: Uhhh…Carlito I don’t mean to interrupt but ECW is done man’g…they went outta business like six years ago.
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Haha very funny Jesus’…you always try to make Carlito look stupid…and you always fail. Jus like Raven is gonna fail at X-Rated to beat Carlito…Carlito doesn’t lose to ECW bums…dat wouldn’t be cool.
JESUS: I’m serious though man’g…ECW is dead.
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Enough Jesus’…or you are going to be unemployed…now dat Jerry Lawler guy has always said dat da ECW competes in bingo halls…well what’da ya know man’g…dis right here is a bingo hall. Now I’m sure dis place is gonna be filled with washed up has beens like Raven…so it may be good for your own health if you jus try not to look directly at any of dese bums…
[[ Carlito walks on towards the door as Jesus’ just shakes his head and follows slowly behind his idiot leader. Carlito pushes the door open with force and he and Jesus’ walk into a bingo game. Carlito looks completely confused as he turns back to his bodyguard. ]]
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: What da hell is dis man’g…Ric Flair’s house? Dis isnt da ECW…if it is dey are in worse shape dan Carlito could ever imagine.
JESUS: I told you man’g…ECW is out of business…
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Haha very funny Jesus’…you did not tell Carlito such a thing. Carlito woulda remembered something like dat man’g…so it looks like you screwed up once again…which is no big surprise…and when Carlito beats dat punk Raven…dat also will be no big surprise…and dat will also be coooool!
JESUS: But Carlito I so told…
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Das enough Jesus’…but since we already are here we might as well join up in dis game or somethin…dis people are so old it will take hardly anything out of Carlito to beat dem…jus like it’s gonna take hardly anything out of Carlito to beat Raven.
[[ Carlito and Jesus’ walk over to a little area and they each pick up a bingo card. Jesus’ grabs them both a marker as they make their way over and have a seat next to a little old lady who appears to be really enjoying the game. Carlito looks over at Jesus’ with a big smile on his face as he whispers. ]]
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Good lord man’g…dis lady has got to be two hundred years old…
[[ The lady turns her head quickly looking over at Carlito thinking he said something about her. ]]
OLD LADY: What was that sonny?
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Uhh Carlito said…he sure can’t wait until he retains gold…dat will be coooool!
OLD LADY: Win some gold…what are you talking about?
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Well since Carlito is sure you have no idea what da ECE is…dere really is no need to explain…dat wouldn’t be cool.
OLD LADY: ECE …as in that wrestling stuff? Well as a matter of fact junior…my grandson is a big fan.
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Haha oh really? Now das…das cool. Well Carlito is sure dat your grandson is a big fan of his…since Carlito is da new fresh face of da ECE and professional wrestling.
OLD LADY: Actually the only person I’ve ever heard him talk about is some fellow named Raven…
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Raven…are you freaking kidding me? Das not cool…Raven is an old washed up punk das tryin to live off his past…he thinks its 1997 instead of 2007…but Carlito will be giving him a harsh dose of reality dis week at X Rated…and das….das gonna be cool!
OLD LADY: Young man I’m having a hard time understanding you…
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Is dat right…well maybe because you’re older dan Ric Flair.
OLD LADY: What was that?!
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Carlito said…Uhh you have lovely gray hair.
OLD LADY: Why thank you…
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Yeah…
[[ Carlito turns his attention to Jesus’ now who has been filling out both the bingo cards as he is clearly tired of dealing with the little old lady. ]]
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: How’s Carlito doing man’g?
JESUS: Your card is doin great man’g…mines not doing too well.
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Haha das a big surprise…not! Good things always happen to Carlito man’g…because Carlito plays it cool and deserves them. And at X-Rated another good thing will happen for Carlito…but Carlito is going to make it happen all on his own…
JESUS: Haha jus like last week…right man’g?
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Haha…very funny Jesus’. Jus like Carlito told Jarrett…Carlito had it all under control…Jeff jus happened to lend a helping hand…and dat was cool. Anyway man’g…what number do we need to win dis and get a bingo?
JESUS: B-8..
[[ Suddenly the Bingo announcer calls out that exact number and just as Carlito is ready to win suddenly... ]]
OLD LADY: BINGO!!! Haha I won…I won!
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: What…das not cool. Carlito jus lost to Ric Flair’s ex girlfriend…dis isn’t going to happen like dat.
[[ The old lady goes to get up to collect her winnings when suddenly Carlito knocks his bingo card off the table and the old ladies card falls off too. ]]
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Carlito’s sorry…let me pick dose up…if you tired you’d probably break your old wrinkled back.
OLD LADY: Huh?!
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Carlito said…let me get that for you…never mind…
[[ Carlito picks up the cards but as he does so he quickly and slyly switches the old ladies card with Jesus’ card making Carlito the winner now. Carlito stands up as he carefully looks the cards over. ]]
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: What a minute…dis lady didn’t win…she’s trying to cheat!
OLD LADY: Cheat…what are you talking about sonny?
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Don’t play dumb lady…you remind Carlito of his opponent tomorrow night…Raven. Das not cool. And you trying to cheat to win at dis bingo game…das not cool either. But Raven could learn a little bit from you…he could go get some false teeth haha because believe me man’g…he needs dem.
OLD LADY: I did not cheat…I promise.
[[ The head of the game has made his way over to Carlito’s table and studies the woman’s card. He then shakes his head and rips her card in half and grabs her by the arm to escort her out of the game. ]]
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Oh yea…Raven das da guy your loser grandson likes. Anyone who likes dat punk…dey ain’t cool…and believe me Carlito knows cool.
[[ Carlito takes a big bite out of his apple and quickly walks after the woman, tapping her on the shoulder as she turns around. And as soon as she does Carlito spits all the apple chunks right in her face as she stumbles backwards and heads out of the building. ]]
CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL: Never mind…you didn’t forget your purse. Haha but dat was cool. Jus like dis Sunday Night at X-rated is gonna be cool. Carlito has heard dat Raven and Scott Steiner wants to talk crap about beating Carlito…well Raven wants to avoid da facts. Old men like him tend to do dis…I heard da first sign of old age is memory loss…But anyway to da point and dat point being…A.) Raven did not pin Carlito…and B.) Raven DID lose dat match. So Raven…so much for your little theory pal. But at X-Rated you will have a chance to prove what your worth and prove Carlito wrong…but da only thing dat you’re gonna prove is dat you need to retire and realize dat your time is up. And if you don’t do dis…den Carlito will give you a helping hand…and believe me you won’t like it…but it will be cool. At X-Rated Carlito is going to do to you exactly what he jus did to that stinkin old woman and you know why Carlito is going to do dat to you Raven…it’s because…
I SPIT IN DA’ FACE…OF PEOPLE…WHO DON’T WANT TO BE COOL!
[[ Carlito smiles big into the camera as he walks back over to his table were Jesus’ is seen counting the money that Carlito literally just robbed the old lady of. Carlito quickly yanks the money out of Jesus’ hands and begins to count it himself as we lose the feed and our view fades out. ]]
[[ Fade up ECE © logo. ]]
Uncool People: Edge[4x];James Storm,Chris Harris;..Johnny Stamboli..Steven Richards...Nunzio..Chuck Palumbo..RVD[3x]...Booker T..Chris Benoit[2x]...Batista...JBL[3x]..Al Snow..AJ Styles[2x]..Stone Cold Steve Austin..Lance Storm..Chris Jericho..Colt Cabana..Kurt Angle[2x]..C.M.Punk...The Rock...Rey Mysterio..Mr.Perfect[2x]..Johnny Nitro[2x]...Sting..Randy Orton.
Cool Things: Television Champion[2x]..Most Humorous Award for June..Most Improved Award for August..Intercontinental Champion[current]..
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