' B r e t H a r t '

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Foreward!



The 'ECE .. Perhaps the greatest creation ever known to man .. and hell it's here! and along with it, it's brought back many familiar faces. But hell screw them because with it the ECE has brought to it none other than the greatest wrestler ever to step foot inside of a wrestling ring. Of course I'm talking about Bret Hart! Who else gets that phrase put alongside their name. But then Bret Hart wakes up from his dream. Sure Bret is great .. or at least was great .. But that was then. This is now. But you see Bret can't seem o get that into his enormous ego. Times have changed Bret, You aint' all that now. But like I said .. Try telling him that? .. Hey Hell! Who knows.. perhaps The Rock could beat that message into him Wednesday night when the two legends collide inside of the ece squared circle.. maybe not. Perhaps Bret really is as good as he used to be.. perhaps he still is 'thee man' and who knows.. maybe he could even steal a win come Smackdown just to prove to the fans, the new guys and most importantly - Vince McMahon, that he really is the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.

So we are only a few hours shy of smackdown and already we have seen our hero Bret hart snap under the pressure and destroy one of the ece odd jobbers. But I mean who cares right. Bret hart is a sick, twisted, jealous, egoistical maniac and he's going to carry on being like this until he proves that he is the best! Will that ever happen? Haha you can count on it! The scene opens up and we can see a 'street corner' it's a dark night and you can tell we are approaching winter as if you look up at the tree hanging over the strip club you ca.. STRIP CLUB! Hell we're at a damm strip club. Oh yeah baby it's time to party and get DIRTY! The pounding music coming from inside pumps through the walls and can be clearly heard a few blocks down. We don't really know why we've got a camera fixed on this joint until an enormous range rover pulls up and out steps none other than Canada's very own. Bret, Hitman Hart. Bret says nothing as he gets out of the enormous vehicle. Bret then adjusts his jacket before entering the hoe house. Our camera then fades to black. Several moments later we have a camera inside. It pans around the strip joint as we see hot topless exotic dancers here there and everywhere. Just then something catches the cameraman's eye and he quickly zoom in.. and we can see none other then Bret Hart sitting in the corner all alone. He's not uttering one word and seems to be getting a little pissed off.


Bret 'HITMAN' Hart : Damn! How hard is it to get some service around here!

Bret then stands up and grabs his coat. It looks like our hero is about to leave. Hart storms to the doorway but then comes to a halt all of a sudden. Bret then edges his ear towards three strippers who are sitting, chatting in the corner of the club, preferably on their break. Bret then takes a step closer and hides behind a pillar. Obviously trying to listen in on their conversation.

Bernie 'STRIPPER' Fox : Yeah that guy was great. I mean did you see the build .. damm you got lucky there lex, I would of given anything to of gotten it on with a customer like that ... if ya know wha I mean?

The girls then chuckle and continue to chat amongst themselves. As Bret Hart smiles.. does he seriously think they are talking about him? Is he thick or something?

Alexis 'STRIPPER' Lucky : And the size of his thing.. Damm I don't even think that all of us girls would be to much for him! .. I just wish I could remember his name!

Bernie 'STRIPPER' Fox : Hehe your so Lucky Lex!

Alexis 'STRIPPER' Lucky : I know Foxy.. I know!

Just then the third stripper who just happens to be the nicest looking of the three shoots to her feet and bends her head slightly .. Haha Bret has been spotted. The girl then smiles as Bret's jaw drops. Haha Bret feels a fool.

Krystal 'STRIPPER' Steal : Hey Sweetie Pie! .. Can I be of your service?

Bret looks around as if to say 'who me?' But he knows exactly who's she's taking to.

Bret 'HITMAN' Hart : Who Me?

De Ja Vu be dammed. Haha would you look at Hart .. he's going bright Red.. The stripper then approaches Bret but he backs off. Haha Bret is backing down from a Stripper! God help him come saturday night when he meets rock one on one!

Krystal 'STRIPPER' Steal : It's okay hun! I'm not gonna hurt you .. well not if you don't want me to..

The stripper then smiles as she takes Bret by the cuffs .. Bret is as nervous.. and you can clearly see this as he is sweating like Gary Glitter would in a nursery (a kinder garden for all you American folk) The stripper then thrusts her tongue into Hart's ear and rubs her leg up and down Bret's. Bret seems o be enjoying it but then backs off all of a sudden and shakes his head.

Bret 'HITMAN' Hart : NO!

Krystal 'STRIPPER' Steal : What's wrong sweetie? .. you don't like me?

The stripper is clearly shocked by Bret's reaction to her coz' to be honest he must be gay to turn down this fine peace of meat.

Bret 'HITMAN' Hart : ROCK!

The name 'Rock' comes to the other 2 girl's attention and it seems to ring a bell.

Alexis 'STRIPPER' Lucky : Hey that's the guy!

Bernie 'STRIPPER' Fox : huh?

Alexis 'STRIPPER' Lucky : That's the guy with the enormous shmachal!

Haha 'Schmachal' that's a nice way to put it.

Krystal 'STRIPPER' Steal : So bay bee .. do you want some of me?

The hot Hot HOT! Stripper then begins to un-do her bikini-like top as she gets closer and closer to the Hitman! But Bret shoves her back in disgust and at the top of his voice shouts...

Bret 'HITMAN' Hart : I WANT HER!

The whole strip club then comes to a stand still as Bret holds out his finger towards 'Lucky' the girl who sometime this week got it on with the rock! .. The stripper that was just hitting on rock seems quite upset and she slowly backs off and sits back down onto the table..

Bret 'HITMAN' Hart : So am I getting you or not!?

Hart then flashes the girls some cash.. and Lucky instantly shoots to her feet and approaches Bret who clearly isn't liking this one bit. Why the hell is he doing this? what exactly is going on? The stripper then takes Hart by the hand and near enough drags him off across the dance floor as the camera fades out.. But The camera then fades back in almost instantly 'hmmmm that's weird' and we have got a focus on some double doors. The camera then zooms up on the sign which hangs above this door which reads.. 'love lounge' .. just then the door barges open and out comes a happy smiling Bret Hart. And an even more happier Alexis.

Bret 'HITMAN' Hart : So How was I Tuts?

TUTS? TUTS? Did we just hear Bret Hart say tuts? has Bret gone soft? haha He's probably in dream land.. he just got it on with one of the hottest women the world has ever seen.

Alexis 'STRIPPER' Lucky : Oh you were excellent Bret.

Bret 'HITMAN' Hart : The excellence of execution might I add.

The stripper looks confused for a slight second. but then almost instantly begins to druel over the Hitman once again. Huh weird?

Alexis 'STRIPPER' Lucky : You really are .. The best there is .. the best there was .. and the best there ever will be.

Bret 'HITMAN' Hart : I know .. I know..

Bret then nudges the stripper out of the way .. and she looks disgusted but doesn't really care. She is instantly approached by yet another 'gagging' customer and looks like she's gonna' get straight back to work. Bret then gets right up close to the camera.

Bret 'HITMAN' Hart : Haha Rocky! You think your the big man around the ece! Well we just found out who the REAL big man is. Not saying your small rock.. It's just your no-where near as big as the Hitman. And just for the record rocky .. you never will be! .. and Just like I beat you in Bed .. I will beat you in the ring come smackdown! .. because I am the best there is .. The best there was and the best there ever will be! and you Rock... You Vince.. EVERYBODY KNOWS IT!

The scene then fades out with a sick close up of Bret Hart's sweaty smiley face. Bret then sighs a sigh of a relief as he thinks that the cameras is off .. but oh no .. we've got some sort of technical error.

Pete 'CAMERAMAN' Waterman : Hey Bret.. I've got a slight..

Bret 'HITMAN' Hart : Ahh Keep it for someone who cares. I'm getting the hell out of here before someone sees me.

Bret then heads for the door but on his way the stripper that he just went with grabs his arm.

Alexis 'STRIPPER' Lucky : Aren't you forgetting something Mr. Johnson?

Bret 'HITMAN' Hart : No I don't think I... JOHNSON!?!

Bret just catches on! she just called him Mr. Johnson! Is she referring to The Greatone!

Alexis 'STRIPPER' Lucky : What are you talking about Bret? I just want my money! I didn't say all that crap for nothing you know

Bret 'HITMAN' Hart : You said Johnson! Do you know him! ..

The stripper seems rather confused.

Alexis 'STRIPPER' Lucky : Ummmmm...

Bret 'HITMAN' Hart : Do you know The Rock?

Alexis 'STRIPPER' Lucky : As a matter of fact I do.. Why do you ask? ahh forget it.. just give me my money Bret or am I gonna have to call security .. a deal is a deal!

Bret 'HITMAN' Hart : Okay... Okay!

Bret then pulls out his wallet with a rather smug look on his face.. He then pulls out 4 50$ bills and hands them over to the stripper. The notes light up her eyes with happiness.. Bret then sniggers before heading off out of the strip club. The stripper then approaches the girls (her fellow workers) who are still sitting in the exact same place as they were earlier on. She flashes them the 200$ and their eyes light up just like hers did literally seconds ago...

Bernie 'STRIPPER' Fox : Wait a minute .. that was very quick for 200$! What did you do? rob him?

Alexis 'STRIPPER' Lucky : Haha! Let's just say that's the quickest 200 dollars I've ever made .. and we didn't even get dirty..

Bernie 'STRIPPER' Fox : WHAT!?!

this time the scene really does fade to black.. and Hahah Bret has been caught red handed. He didn't' get it on with that stripper.... and worst of all it cost him 200$ for the ho to lie for him.. and how unconvincing she really was ..  How is he going to cope tomorrow night come smackdown when him and The Rock really , really REALLY get it on....


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