' B r e t H a r t '
Roleplay
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Foreward! Jim Ross- "Well, both these guys are trying to make it into the ece, and let's hope the Sandman, and Batista impress Shane McMahon here." The bell sounds, and Sandman quickly fires at Batista with right hands, then he whips him across the ropes. Batista comes off the ropes to a sidewalk slam by the Sandman. Sandman gets up and raises his arm, but Batista rolls him up! 1...... 2.. And the Sandman kicks out. Both men get up, and Sandman lays in at Batista with hard right hands. Batista comes back with a gut kick, then goes for a piledriver, but can't lift him. Sandman, then back body drops Batista high over onto his back. Jerry `The King` Lawler- "Back body drop by the Sandman!" Sandman raises him up, and throws him down inbetween his legs. Sandman picks him up easily, and drops him with a piledriver. Sandman gets up, and picks up the Singapore Cane, and holds it in his hands. Batista gets up, and a 'CRACK' can be heard through the arena as it is bounced off Batista's head. Sandman drops over him, covering him.. One... Two... Thr.. Jim Ross- Batista kicked out! Batista gets on all fours, and grabs the ropes, trying to pull himself up, but gets smacked over the back with the singapore cane. Batista falls over onto his side, and gets smacked in the ribs one more time. Sandman throws down the cane, and rolls out of the ring. He goes under the ring, and takes out a stop sign! He holds it in the air, then turns back to the ring, and Batista baseball slides the Stop Sign into Sandman's face, making Sandman fall onto his ass. Batista rolls out of the ring, and goes under the ring, and pulls out a table. He can't really lift it up, and finally with much hard work, he lifts the table up onto it's legs. He turns around and the Sandman's now up, with hold of the stop sign. Then Sandman bursts out of his daze, smacking Batista right in the head with the stop sign! Sandman laughs, then picks up Batista who's forehead is now bloody. Sandman takes a chair from over by the announce table, then slides it in the ring. He goes under the ring, and grabs 3 more chairs. He rolls Batista in the ring, and Sandman follows him. He sets up 2 rows of chairs so they're facing each other. Sandman then gets back to the outside of the ring, and slides the table in the ring. He follows it in and sets it up. He takes batista, and whips Batista off the ropes making him come back, and get a back body drop through the table!!! Sandman then picks him up again, and lifts him onto his shoudlers. He drops back with a Death Valley Driver, into the middle of the chairs. Sandman covers, 1...2....3! Jim Ross- "Well, Sandman's the winner.. and King that's not the point of this week. The point of this week is the up coming SmackDown. There's so many great matches... I don't know where to start!" Jerry `The King` Lawler- "Actually, I think we should start at the Main Event. Kurt Angle vs Bret Hart. And the headline of the show, "Payback Is A Bitch" and that's exactly what this is going to be. I know Kurt Angle doesn't like this, but I'm pulling for Bret Hart!" Jim Ross- "Well, I disagree. I happen to think that Kurt Angle Is going to win this. Also what about the tag team Womens Match?" We can hear King gasping. Jerry `The King` Lawler- WHAT!? PUPPIES!? OHHHH LORD! *King Checks His Paper* Stephanie and Trish vs Gail Kim and Sable. I can't wait. Also, I see theres more puppies. The hott, blonde, bombshell Torrie Wilson teams with Stacy Keibler against Molly Holly and Miss Jackie! Jim, don't you wish there was a match type called, "Naked Match with The King Special Ref"? Jim Ross- "Oh god King.." Jerry `The King` Lawler- "Well, I wish there was. That would be my favourite! This SmackDown, I'm going to be in heaven!" Jim Ross- "King, there's men in wrestling to ya know. In fact the X Title's on the line, as Stonecold Steve Austin takes on the champion.. Shawn Michaels. Also the debut of several superstars, including.. The Undertaker, Gail Kim, Molly Holly,Torrie Wilson,Stacy Keibler, AND.. Matt Hardy Version On".. Jim Ross is cut off as the arena's lights dim down to black. The audience sits in wait for a couple seconds in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania as then suddenly, a familiar guitar strum blasts through the arena, followed by "Hitman" and the crowd going wild!! Pink strobelights flash all over the arena, and then the curtains fly to the side, and out steps the legend.. Bret.. "The Hitman" Hart! Jim Ross- "OH MY GOD!! GOLLY GEE WONDERS KING! IT'S BRET HART! THE HITMAN HAS RETURNED! BY GAWD!" Bret's wearing his black leather jacket, and underneath that you can see is a grey t-shirt. He also has a pair of blue jeans on with a black belt holding them up. He also has a pair of black dress shoes on. His hair is combed straight back, and he has a circular pair of black glasses on. He walks down the ramp, tagging some of the fans along the way. He jogs up the steel stairs, using the post with his left hand for support. He climbs through the ropes, and into the ring, where strobelights of pink harts flash all around the dimmed arena. He spreads his arms out to one side, then the other. Then he walks over to a side of the ropes, and stands on the first one, with his right leg on the second rope, and his hand in the air. He steps down, then takes a microphone from Lillian Garcia. Bret waits as the crowd finally settles down. But still lots of cheers is heard. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "Ya know, It's finally great to be back in wrestling!" The crowd pops again. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "It's to bad, it's in the United States Of America!!" The crowd's reaction suddenly changes into a ton of boos. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "See that's the thing. You American fans ARE NOT loyal! Just because I say a few bad remarks about your country, you boo me? Hey that's okay, at least up in Canada we have loyal people, and not backstabbers." The crowd boos again. Jim Ross- "Damn, why does Bret have to be like this?" Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "Backstabbers... King of like the American Army. Everyone in the world knows about the terrorist acts, and the search for Osama Bin Laden. Well.. In Afghantistan, The Americans bombed FOUR Canadian soldiers, and now they're dead. Canadian soldiers, they're own friends. The people who were helping them. And I know, It wasn't an accident!" The crowd boos again, knowing it WAS an accident. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "Anyways, enough about that.I returned at No Mercy..Just TWO Weeks ago. Now onto, where have I been since December 1999? Well, that's kind of easy to figure out. If you weren't living under a rock, which I know you Americans are living under a rock, you'd know that I got a serious concussion. Then barely a year ago, I came down with a stroke. Of course I'm not 100% or EVER will be 100% but right now, I'm about 85%. And still at 85% I could kick any of these ece wrestlers' asses! That starts, with this week on SmackDown.." Bret begins pacing around the ring at a light speed. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "This week on Smackdown, I'm in a very important match. It's me taking on Kurt Angle. Kurt, I respect you a whole lot,One of the few Americans I DO Respect, and your a fantastic athlete. But Kurt, you're not the best. I'M the best. And come Smackdown, I'm going to prove that I am still the best. Even though I respect you Kurt, that doesn't mean I like you. And come Smackdown, I'm going to prove it when your locked inside the sharpshooter, and your whining and crying like a three year old girl. Kurt, your nothing but a young kid, living in his own head. You think you're the future of sports entertainment. Maybe you will be, but if you are.. You got to get through the past and the present. That being me.. If you can beat me, hey... Congratulations. But I know you will not defeat me. I'm going to take you, and I'm going beat you down. And come Smackdown, the only thing you're going to be seeing is the canvas, and your hand tapping it. Your going to get a beating, and you are going to be proven by Bret Hart, that you are not the best. Bret looks around at the crowd, as some of them raise there Angle signs. A blonde woman, is holding a sign that says "Kurt Angle has a nice chest!" Bret shakes his head at the girl. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "Some-one get that woman some help. Anyways onto John Cena... The World Heavyweight Champion!" The crowd screams with cheers and boos, and then a "Angle,Angle,Angle" chant breaks out. Bret shakes his head, and stomps his feet. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "NO, SHUT UP!" The crowd continues to cheer "ANGLE,ANGLE,ANGLE!" Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "ANYWAYS... as I was saying John Cena, is the World Champion.. and I don't like him, because he represents the Entire ECE...And Tonight...He Will get a glimpse at the man who's going to Take his World Title....ME! Bret walks around the ring some more, as a slight boo pours out in the crowd. Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "You fans don't like anything I say do you? I didn't think so. So anyways, on my last note to Kurt Angle, tonight's gonna be a good night for Bret "The Hitman" Hart. Because tonight, I'm going to excellently execute Kurt Angle, and you fans want to know why? I'll tell you why.. Because I am.. The Best There Is.. The Best There Was.. And The Best That There EVER Will Be!" The electric guitars blast around the arena, followed by "Hitman" as Bret climbs out of the ring, and walks up the ramp, before dissapearing behind the curtains. The show then fades to a commercial. The show comes back from commercial, as we see a little japan guy, standing outside a black locker room door. He has a blue shirt on, some black shoes, and a pair of baggy jeans on. He knocks on the door, and a couple moments later, the door opens and there stands Bret "The Hitman" Hart, wearing the same thing he was earlier. The little japan guy is "Smackdown's numbah one announcah" Funaki. Funaki- "This is Funaki, Smackdown NUMBAH ONE, announcah! I ah here-ah with-ah Bret, Hart-ah! And Bret, on Smackdown, you have big match. Match against Mr. United States,Kurt Angle. You thought?" Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "Okay Funaki? My thoughts are simply this, going into SmackDown! and kicking the crap out of Kurt Angle, and putting him in a wheel chair. I'm going to send Kurt to a hospital, where he belongs.." Funaki- "Kurt Angle Very Tough..Former World Champion..Me think you may lose." Bret Hart- "Don't play dumb with me Funaki. You know I Can beat Angle.." Funaki- "Nah." Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "Yes..." Funaki- "Nah.." Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "YES I CAN!! ONTO THE NEXT QUESTION!" Funaki- "Funaki sorry. Funaki wants to know now, Kurt Angle former friend, what if he strike at you?" Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "What will I do if he strikes?" **Funaki Nods** "Then It's his fault. He's going to get wrestled down, then put in the sharpshooter. And that's what's going to happen to Kurt if he strikes." Funaki- "Thank you-ah, Bret Hart-ah, And Funaki wish good luck to Hitman." Bret "The Hitman" Hart- "Funaki, I don't need any good luck. I think all you can do is pray.. Pray that I don't KILL KUrt Angle in that ring tonight. Pray, that Kurt Angle doesn't have to leave this building on a stretcher, and beleive me Funaki... He will. I'm going to beat the living crap out of him. And on SmackDown.. Kurt Angle will be.. EXCELLENTLY EXECUTED!" Bret Hart shuts the door in Funaki's face, as Funaki just shrugs his shoulders, and the scene fades away to darkness. |
|| Excellently Executed : Test and Christian!.||