[ - No Way Out, and
by god it will be. Bret Hart gets his chance to earn another Shot at the IC Title.
Now It ALL Comes to a head at No Way Out as Bret Hart will go up against John Cena
The last time we seen Bret, He put on a little
imperfect presentation as he likes to call it. This surly wouldn't have
gone down well with Cena.. And you have to wonder .. what will
Bret Hart have up his sleeve tonight?
Scene:
The scene opens up
outside the arena where the ppv will be held this week. But wait
just a second it's night time. and it's Tuesday? HELL this must be pre
recorded. There is no other explanation for it. The scene then fades to
black and then back in. And just like that we are inside the arena..
nobody is about except for an odd cleaner sweeping the hall ways which in
hours will be pact with eCe officials and superstars. The camera slowly
follows the cleaner down the corridor which leads to a door reading
'warm-up' The cameras then cut inside and we can see Bret Hart 'fully
tense' staring into a lonely mirror.
Bret Hart:
This is your chance to
prove you are the best.. you prove that you can beat anybody! .. A chance
to once again overcome all odds.. even if it is that worthless piece of
crap!
Scene:
Bret then spits at the
mirror showing exactly how he feels about John Cena.
Bret Hart:
Your nothing Cena ..
and you have the audasity to call yourself #1 Contender.. your far from
a Contender John.. in-fact your a shamble .. a wreck you know it.. I know
it..
Scene:
Bret looks up and
points at the mirror at his reflection.
Bret Hart:
You on thee other hand
are something else .. your an icon that has revolutionized wrestling..
HELL if it wasn't for me there wouldn't be such thing as wrestling anymore
.. I mean c'mon .. at the point in which everyone thought the wwf would
fall flat on it's face .. I kept it alive by being me .. The best there
is.. the best there was and the best there ever will be!
Scene:
Bret then takes a deep
breath.. Can you believe he is complementing himself this much.
Bret Hart:
To be 'perfectly' honest .. I think I have the
qualities to call myself 'perfect' .. I mean can anyone fault me? nobody
can beat me that's for sure.. So what more do you want.. ahh .. I suppose
there is one other thing that may look good around this waist .. or
perhaps even over this shoulder.. but that will follow after
I
beat you tomorrow night Cena.
Scene:
Hart then takes a step
backwards away from the mirror he is talking to.. that's right you heard
me. Bret Hart is talking to a damn mirror
Bret Hart:
Oh you didn't think I
forgot did you Cena? .. I Am an Icon in this Sport! ..
Well this sunday coming Cena.. It will be history repeating itself when
I beat the man that you say 'NOBODY BEATS.. NOBODY!' and trust me..I Will.. humiliate you!
Scene:
Bret then spins
around, he's obviously had enough of talking to himself and instead as per
usual he's gonna' talk to the camera.
Bret Hart:
As for my challenge
that awaits me tonight.. it's nothing more than a mere stepping stone in
which I'm going to surpass with great ease and excellence... The challenge
that I am indeed about to conquer is just an example .. well actually a
re-in act of what's about to happen at no way out!
Scene:
Just then there is a
knock at the door.
Bret Hart:
Yeah what do you want?
Voice:
Bret?
Bret Hart:
Yeah?
Voice:
It's time..
Bret Hart:
Okay Man, No need to
get all stressed out.. you know you kinda' reminded me of Gail Kim
and how she over-reacts for just about everything that surpasses the
nut-cases face... Poor woman.. and to make things worse.. She has to put up
with that idiot, John Cena.. all you need now is Paul Bearer and his little squeaky voice
and kamala running around the place like an escaped zoo animal and Gail
, you'll have a nervous breakdown!
Voice:
Just hurry it up man .. we're about to begin..
Scene:
Begin? .. Begin what?
just then as Bret is about to leave the room the scene fades out.. just
moments later the scene fades back in to another room in the Tucson Center
but what's this? some sort of mothers meeting? only for punks? .. as the
camera pans around the room we see a small table surrounded by thugs,
gangsters, punks .. you name it their there.. just then it pans around a
lil' more and just wait a minute .. it's Bret Hart. What the hell is going
on?
Bret Hart:
So what game are we
playing?
Scene:
Asks Bret as he gazes
over at the pile of gold coins in the middle of the table.
Thug:
He's Kidding right
bro? I mean where the hell did you get this guy?
Bret Hart:
This guy? Just Who in
the HELL do you think your talking to!
Scene:
Bret is clearly pissed
off and actually stands up in fury.
Bret Hart:
I'm BRET THE HITMAN
HART DAMMIT THE BEST THERE IS.. THE BEST THERE WAS AND THE BEST THERE....
Scene:
Just then the thug
gets to his feet and gets right in the face of the Hitman.
Thug:
Either you sit down
and play 'Wildcard' OR I throw you the HELL out of my game!
Scene:
Bret Hart then steps
back a little due to the horrendous buzz coming out of the thugs mouth but
then smiles.
Bret Hart:
Did you just say? ...
Thug:
You know what I said
punk! .. and believe me I'll do it!
Punk:
Just sit down and play
man
Bret Hart:
Alright! ..
Already!
Scene:
Bret Hart then sits
down and for some reason he's pretending to be pissed off but really he is
all to happy for my liking anyhow. everyone then quiets down and it looks
like the Thug is about to deal..
Bret Hart:
So guys ... how do we
play this game?
Thug:
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Scene:
The scene then fades
out as Bret just sits there as if he knows nothing .. but is he bluffing?
is he just trying to piss these men off or does he really not have a clue?
A while later the scene fades back in and as the camera pans around the
Smokey room we can see 5 very pissed off men and last but not least we
come to our very own Bret The Hitman Hart who can be seen clearing the
smoke and coughing revealing his large stack of gold chips.. what? .. is
Bret actually winning?
Bret Hart:
Hit Me! .. not
literally but you know what I mean..
Thug:
Would you just shud'
up for one damm second and play this damm game?
Bret Hart:
Man what do ya' think
I'm doing?
Scene:
The Thug then sighs
before dealing Bret Hart another four cards along with the punk sitting
opposite him .. it seems like these are the only two left in the game ..
they both seem to be having a decent number of chips.. Bret looks at his
cards easily and shows no emotion .. The Thug then looks over at the other
guys cards before whispering something into his ear.. moments later the
guy pushes all of his remaining gold chips into the centre of the table.
Bret Hart:
Woah! are you really
serious?
Thug:
Are you in or not?
Scene:
Bret looks at his
chips before pushing the gleaming golden pile into the centre to meet thee
others.
Bret Hart:
Oh
I'm in alright.. Let's play!
Scene:
The guy then slaps his
four cards on the table to reveal three sevens .. The thug with delight
then shouts out.
Thug:
Ahh unlucky man ..
three sevens .. better luck next time .. hopefully that won't be anytime
soon.
Scene:
But Bret is still
smiling.. for some reason or another Bret hart is smiling his greasy head
off.
Thug:
You
lost .. and your smiling? what the hell is up with this guy Malone?
Bret Hart:
I
think you got it all wrong.
Scene:
Bret then lays down
three cards to reveal three fives.. the table then erupt into laughter ..
after thinking that Bret can't tell the difference between a seven and a
five .. But Bret continues smiling.
Bret Hart:
Oooh .. forgot about this one .. Haha!
Scene:
Bret then lays down
his fourth card which just happens to be a joker .. the wildcard.. and by
god Bret Hart has won.. Bret leaps onto the table like a mad man throwing
the gold chips into the air .. The thugs, Punks .. whatever you wanna'
call them, look pissed off and begin to exit the room.. But Bret doesn't
care .. he won! .. Bret's the man!
Bret Hart:
I'M
THE BEST! .. NOBODY BEATS BRET HART! .... NOBODY!
Scene:
Bret then jumps off of
the table with a hand full of gold chips and shoves them in the camera's
lens.
Bret Hart:
That's all you are John Cena .. a Joker .. a spare card .. just one of fifty
four... but come no way out .. I'm gonna show you why I am the king of the
pack .. the king of harts .. haha .. Just like I used y2j .. The Wildcard
to win some gold at Armageddon .. tomorrow night will be no different .. when I
use your sorry ass to get yet ANOTHER ICTitle Shot.
Scene:
Bret then goes to walk
off but turns around and gets right up close to the camera once again.
Bret Hart:
The Hitman's got you
in his sights Cena.. and when I'm done with you .. you will be EXCELLENTLY EXECUTED!
Scene:
The scene then fades
out as Bret Hart gathers his gold .. not leaving one chip behind ' cheap
skate' before leaving the room. What a nut-case. -
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