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:: Enter The Throne Room ::

Well, here we go again, once again another Mayhem for Chris Jericho to show John Cena once again who is the greatest superstar. I mean, frankly, he needs to realize that he's just not in Y2J's league and take up a new position...like...AwF Janitor. He'll be promoted in no time after cleaning up the crap that he's spewed out since he joined the AwF. I mean, last week the only reason he got a brief relief from his ass-kicking was that little kite Rob Van Dam. And by kite I mean, he's higher then most of us in a way that few can even understand. I mean, that junior assclown has been elevated to such a level of being high that I don't think he'll ever be burnt. He's constantly sitting in his locker room which is so filled with smoke that I'm not sure if I should call the fire marshall or Virgil to join in on the fun. But you know, Rob will eventually have to stepped into the square called circle with me one day. So, that junior will eventually learn what it's like to be MANhandled by Y2J, Chris Jericho.

:: Exit The Throne Room ::

[Chris Jericho is shown sitting in his locker room which seems to be plushly accomodated now seeing as he's the AwF World Heavyweight Champion. He is shown laying back in a relaxing black leather recliner and shining up his title belt before looking up at the camera and speaking.]

"The AwF World Heavyweight Champion" Chris Jericho: Well, isn't it about time that I once again graced you all with the wise words of myself, Y2J, Chris Jericho. Now last week was exceptional, not because I was in the ring with John Cena, but because Rob Van Dam decided to take it upon himself to introduce me to the all to familiar international object known as a steel chair by vandaminatoring myself and busting open my forehead. [Chris Jericho points to the bandage across part of his forehead.] But eventually Rob, you will have to step into the ring with me, and you will have to feel the canvas pressing against your face as you are urged to tap by the pressure on your legs while your strapped into the Walls of Jericho. But this week I once againg have to face that junior assclown Cena, where both of our title's will be on the line and the victor will be the one to take home it all. So Cena, last week you seemed more then ready to take a shot at me for the World Heavyweight championship belt, but this week, your gonna find out just what it's like to be nursed at home from a Y2J beating and not having any gold to comfort you as you are put back where you long in the AwF food chain so to speak, at the bottom with the rest of the scrubs. You see Cena, you were never meant to be at a position as prestigious as World Heavyweight champion, frankly, your not even worth that Xtreme Television title's rankings. You should be put where you belong, in the Women's division, where you would probably once again fail to achieve success..but hell...you got to be able to at least kind of be able to gain some kind of advantage and who better to face then Kimberly Page for something like that. She's not at the top either, maybe you two can have a paddle on a pole match to settle who deserves the rank "Hugeest Junior Assclown of the AwF ever". But let's not settle on the minor achievements of your career, like managing to steal my title, and let's move on to this Monday night where once again I will be crowned as the AwF Xtreme Television champion and you will once again be in that spot of "Why don't I have a title when I can spout out so much crap?". You see Cena, at WrestleMayhem 2 I told you absolutely and positively why you hadn't held a title and it was because you are not worth a title unless your going to work your hardest and be completely fair in winning it. And let's just having Kevin Nash interrupt the match and take out Stone Cold wasn't necessarily the skill being shown by you but by Nash instead. I mean, anyone can take advantage of a big oaf, but can you even beat him? I don't think so. Last week it was all about proving that your worth a shot at the AwF World Heavyweight championship, but you even failed to do that, by allowing Rob Van Dam to interrupt our match. You see Cena, both you and I know in our minds, even though you may be a few sandwiches short of a picnic, that Rob Van Dam would not have had any way of putting us in this predicament right now if we had taken him out. But you still went after me instead of being smart and allowing only yourself a title match at my AwF World Heavyweight championship and now it's evolved into me and you having to put both of our title's on the line, and well I'm going to be more then ready to both defend my title from your dirty little mits AND once again show you why I'm called the Highlight of the Niiiight. You see Cena, it's people like you that give the AwF a bad name, with all talk and and no go. Cena, you say your ready to face me but each time we step into the ring it seems as though you take a step further back in your career as I simply show you what the King of the World is capable of. I mean, frankly I'm starting to get a little bored kicking out of your so called "finisher" and simply tossing you outside like yesterday's garbage. Rob Van Dam showed he was eager to get into the ring with me, all you do is mock and moan...and show me your just as bad as Lana Starr was. You and her seem to have a lot in common too, I mean, your just as much of bimbette as she is now that I think of it. So Joan, this Monday be ready for yet another lesson in Y2J's school of wrestling instead of sloppy moves and slaps. Your going to be learning chops and how a real technical wrestler, a moderate flyer does things, and even you might be able to learn what a real finisher looks and feels like. Hell, I'm even going to invite Rob Van Dam to take a seat by ringside so he knows what he's going to be getting himself into in the future. Yea Rob, it's not about how high you fly...but how good you are alltogether when you step into the ring. And anybody who is anybody knows that Y2J, Chris Jericho is the best all around wrestler in this kingdom of his called the AwF. Last Monday in this kingdom is what you call a royal screwjob, but this Monday when I face Joan, it's going to be called a royal flush, because Cena will finally be going down the toilet after I'm done with him. But I'd like to move on from that assclown, and go on to a more whole entire AwF family based discussion. You see, lately after becoming the AwF World Heavyweight Champion, [Shifts the World Heavyweight championshipt belt on his shoulder.] I've realized the competition is slim to none. I mean, Triple H, Raven, Kurt Angle, those legends are all gone now. And frankly, the only competition I've had is a beer drinking, slow assclown named Austin. A rapper, wannabe superstar, Joan Cena, and a painted ass...CLOWN, named Sting. And well they haven't exactly suited up to the challenge of facing Y2J in the squared circle, and I imagine that after all of their recent performances, they aren't even close to taking my words from WrestleMayhem 2 to heart and trying to make their performance the best that they possibly can. So, with all the hope I have in my heart of making this place a better kingdom for us all, I've decided to try to reach out as best as I possibly can and try to grasp some talent from other spots. Now, so far my efforts have all been in vain. But I promise you all that your saviour, Y2J Chris Jericho, your King. Will one day bring a talent that is as close to matching his own as humanly possibly. Now when I say that, I mean, one day I plan on having a World Heavyweight title belt challenger that will bring out the most in me but in all...noone is going to be able to beat me so...that's just what things come down to when you have such a superb leader and World Heavyweight Champion for the AwF superstars. Now, this week it's going to be me and Cena locking up in a Last Man Standing match as the main event of the night, right where I Chris Jericho, the highlight of the night belongs. Right at the top, at the spot of the evening that will shine brighter then any other part of the evening. But then again, even if this was the first match, I'd have every viewer watching every exquisite move I did for a performance that was more then just a part of a living legend such as myselfs career, and more then enough to even make that Joan Cena legendary for being the man who tried one too many times to take away my World Heavyweight championship, and the man who was beaten so badly by a man such as myself that he couldn't get back up on his feet before he was counted as the first...and last man to ever mess with Chris Jericho in a match that is going to be the biggest match on the map for a Monday Night Mayhem eh eh eh evvvver in the history of the AwF. But you know, Cena is not only good for taking a beating from a man of my stature here in the AwF, you know what else he's good for, a laugh. I mean, last week, frankly, I had that match in the palm of my hand and that assclown can't dispute the fact that the only thing he had in the palm of his hands...was blood...sweat...and his AwF Xtreme Television title which will soon be once again right back where it belongs, around the waist, over the shoulder, or at least in the possession of the greatest AwF World Heavyweight Champion of all time, Y2J CHRIS JERICHO.

[Chris Jericho is shown with a smile on his face as the camera's fade to a commercial break.]

:: AwF Commerical Break; Lita DVD, Jericho "Assclown" T-Shirt ::

[As AwF comes back from the commercial break Chris Jericho is shown standing by with Stevie Ray.]

"Straigh Shootin'" Stevie Ray: Hold on, let a sucka try one more time. I swears I gots it down. [Stevie Ray clears his throat.] DaaaAAaaaUuuum!

"The AwF World Heavyweight Champion" Chris Jericho: How long have you been praciticing that now? I mean, honestly junior, if you ever expect to be as good as Virgil your gonna have to work alot harder then that. I mean, frankly, that's not even one eighth of his quality at saying the word. Now, do you got some questions junior or am I just gonna sit around here for no reason. Cause I have things to do Stevie, so let's get a move on.

[Chris Jericho begins snapping his fingers trying to urge Stevie Ray on with the interview.]

"Straight Shootn'" Stevie Ray: Alright alright, let a sucka get himself ready. First off, Jericho, at WrestleMayhem 2, you were heard saying it was all about heart and that you were going to be taking home both the belts because it was most important to you out of everyone else. But instead, you just happened to capture that World Heavyweight Championship belt but lost your Xtreme Television Championship. What are your comments on...your...previous comments? Uhh yea.

"The AwF World Heavyweight Champion" Chris Jericho: Since when did you earn the right to question me you assclown. The only reason I'm doing this is because the World Heavyweight champion has to have SOME kind of exposure besides hauling his ass down to the ring, and well, the greatest champion is standing right before you and all you can ask is why I'm not a Triple Crown champion as we speak. That's simple you assclown, you see Cena, he's just a pawn in an entire giant scheme. You see, Stevie, I've been working this federation to the way I want it to twist since I got here and so far I've accomplished each and every task that I've set before myself and this is no different as I plan on taking away what Cena thinks can't be taken away. No, I don't mean his AwF Xtreme Television title, that's just an added bonus to make sure that it all looks legit, you see Stevie, I plan on ending that miserable little juniors career before it begins. Because let's face it, Cena has been stinking up the joint worse then Stephanie McMahon has lately. I mean, the only smart decision she ever made was putting a face like this one, and someone of my skills into a World Heavyweight Championship match at the biggest stage that the AwF has.

"Straight Shootin'" Stevie Ray: So you tryin to tell me you gots a whole plan of what you wants to do and you done it all so far the way you expected it to be done?

[Chris Jericho smirks giving an affirmative to Stevie Ray on his last question.]

"Straight Shootin'" Stevie Ray: DAAAAUUUMM!

"The AwF World Heavyweight Champion" Chris Jericho: You see junior, one day when you turn into a real man like me, you too can make everything run together like a well oiled machine. You see, everything in the AwF has gone my way, simply because hell I make it go my way. And if it doesn't want to go my way like that huge assclown Joan Cena, then I FORCE it to go my way. Which is exactly why this whole charade didn't end last week with me getting an Xtreme title shot this week. And now there is a huge Last Man Standing Match between me and that assclown. I arranged it, I permitted it, hell, if it weren't for me Joan Cena would be nothing more then another jobber like Kim Page or even Rob Van Dam. You think RvD went down there to look special, he went down there because I told him to go down there, and he made that match a double disqualification because I told him too. Even if it wasn't with words, it's more then just words. It's my very essence, my Y2J phermones that drive people to do what I want them too. You see, it's more then you or any of these monkeys backstage could understand Stevie. And come this monday, [Chris Jericho grins.] come this monday, it's going to be the last time that Joan Cena steps foot into an AwF ring to mess with the likes of the King of the World, The Highlight of the Niiiiight, Chris Jericho.

"Straight Shootin'" Stevie Ray: Chris, sucka's gotta know...earlier Cena came out here bustin a mean beat that would knock off any regular superstars socks and make him turn and run. What is your reaction to this Rookie Superstar?

"The AwF World Heavyweight Champion" Chris Jericho: You know it's funny you ask about that backdoor bimbette. You see, Joan, he's just afraid to admit that unlike he thinks I'm not some regular superstar, and I'm NOT some ordinary King who will just go out of power one day. Cena, everything I've done has been pre-ordained, everything that you've felt...witnessed has been done because I chose for it to happen that way. You see, Cena, it's not about WrestleMayhem 2 for me, that was just a minor league game that brought me up to the status that I so richly deserve. This Monday is going to be a true display of my powers after I give half of what I've got to you and you suddenly realize...

Yo, Cena you ain't nothin', Can't stop what I got comin', Can't delay the pain that is gonna be delivered, It's gonna be over before it's beginnin', I'm gonna have you knocked out cause I'm winnin', This ain't no baby sport, This ain't no game, This is about me and you not some sort of fame, You got beef with me, But you can't see, I'm impossible to stop, You like a little girl with a lollipop, You and your boy Rey that is cuz you both never stop, 619 leave out the middle, Hey look at that I just solved his mystery, And all your ghetto riddles, You wanna pledge that you can please the ladies, But all you can make moan and groan is a latino, Like Rey Mysterio, This ain't about the World championship, You see that belt round your waist it's my last step toward being at my Triple Crown, You belong in a match with Kim Page involving an evening gown, Yea, you more like the baddest bitch that's why I call you Joan, You have that Xtreme Television championship...BUT ITS ON LOAN! You wonder why people look at you and laugh, Cause you facin' me for the third time...you HAVE to be on some sort of crack, But Joan it ain't gonna be about drugs or petty scars, This Monday what I do if this wasn't wrestling I'd be put behind bars, I ain't gonna simply beat you, I'm gonna finish what I started, I'm gonna criple you and make sure that you've parted, The AwF ain't where you belong, You say you want Lita, But all you want is to know where she gets her thongs, We all know you and Rey like to play dress up, You know I want you to think about what you been sayin', How you think when I come out here I'm just playin', This a serious sport I don't know where to begin, The only thing you do right is when your down for the pin, You lay real good and I'm sure Rey can't complain, Once again the time has come, Once again the battle has begun, But this ain't no ordinary battle, It's gonna be the end, You got your paycheck but it's all gonna be spent, The end is closer then you can think, Come Mayhem...your hanging on the brink, After I batter and break you your gonna need to get a new career, Because as soon as I beat you, There ain't gonna be no way you step in here, You only gonna be shakin' with fear, Maybe you should take up disco, Cuz whenever I hear your beats its overlapped by GO JERICHO GO! You nothin' but a dirty ho, I'll take you out like my trash cuz you got to go, When I hit the ring it's gonna be another promo, Cuz you take half an hour cuz your so damn slow, You wonder why I beat you so, It's cause unlike you I'm the World champ, I got a schedule you know, So take it to heart, These words are not meant for anything but a warning, Cuz your career over just like Michael Jordans.

[AwF camera's fade to a commercial break.]


W-L-D
5-1-1
People Used
Jericho
People Mentioned
John Cena, Lana Starr, Rob Van Dam, Rey Mysterio
Achievments
AwF World Heavyweight Champion(1x), AwF Xtreme Television Champion(1x), Awf Intergender Tag Team Champion(1x)
OOC Notes: Do I have to face Luis every week?? :-P