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[[- nWa - National Wrestling Alliance -]]

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[[- Current NWA Match-Up: -]]
** Lightheavyweight Championship Match **
** 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper (w/ Major Gunns) Vs Justin Credible **
** Title(s) on the Line: Lightheavyweight Championship **

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[[- Fade Up -]]

<<...Primetime Update Reel...>>

[[- nWa - National Wrestling Alliance.. Kicked off its first, SMACKDOWN! Show.. to high acclaims, accolades, honors, and much.. Fan fare! To the benefit of all!! And.. To continue the trend.. Is NWA's 2nd SMACKDOWN! Show.. Where LIVE.. And in.. 'PRIME TIME'.. We're going to see the debut of Elix Skipper, accompanied by Major Gunns, battling 'Hardcore Icon'.. Justin Credible! For nWa's richest prize.. of the .. LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! -]]

<<...Primetime Update Reel...>>

** Now **

[[- Time to Read this Roleplay, down below! -]]



[[- The scene fades up.. And straight away, we see a corridor walkway.. With a long aisle stretch, partioned-off on both opposite sides, by passenger seats. Upon further panning.. We see we're inside of an airplane! And among the scenery, listening in.. We hear the groovin' tunes of a song. (Wreckx-n-Effect - Rump Shaker [Wicked Mix], for those curious to know.) -]]

((- Voice -))
All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom! Just shake your rump!!

[[- Panning around, we move closer towards the lead voice singing, as we hear the same stanza, repeated once more. -]]

((- Voice -))
All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom! Just shake your rump!!

[[- Panning, along further.. We hear "All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom! Just shake your rump!!" 2 more times.. Before finally, catching up with the person, behind the voice. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3-4! Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3! Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2! Check, baby, check, baby, 1!

[[- Tossing hands behind his head, rockin' away. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Yep! Yep!

[[- Adjusting the dials on his MP3 Player, before singing on. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
It’s Teddy, ready with the 1-2 checker! Wreckx-N-Effect is in effect, but I’m the wrecker!! Off the track, ‘bout the honey shakin’ rumps and they backs in... Booties of the cuties, steady shakin’ but relaxin’.. The action is packed, than a jam like the kinds of beat.. Bound to get you up, cold flowin’ like a faucet! Not meant to make you sit, Not meant to make you jump! But Jet make the hotties in the parties, shake your rump!!

[[- Really, gettin' it down.. Bustin' it, to his groove. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
I like the way you comb your hair, uh! I like the stylish clothes you wear, uh! It’s just the little things you do, uh! That makes me wanna get with you, uh!..

[[- Just as, he's feeling the full swing of the rhythms.. Elix's interruped by a hand tapping against his shoulder. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
[ Pulling down his headphones ] Yea.. What's up, baby!?

((- Flight Attendent -))
Sir. We're about to land.. So please tuck yourself in to an upright position. And steady yourself.. Firmly, within your seat.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Yea.. Yea.. Alright. I'll do that.

[[- Skipper does as directed. -]]

((- Flight Attendent -))
And, sir.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Yea, baby! What else.. Can I do, for ya? [ Eyeing the FA 'up' n' 'down' ] And.. that fine!.. Fine, body of yours.

((- Flight Attendent -))
[ Blushing a little ] If you can keep down the singing, that'll be great also.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
[ Looking surprised ] ..And disappoint my fans here? Enjoying every single word of my versin'.. And conversin'!

[[- Cutting-In. -]]

((- Voice -))
Disappoint! More like.. relieve us all, from the agony.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
[ Looking about, over his shoulder ] Who!?.. What..!?!?

[[- Setting his sights, on who said that. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
And what's your gripe.. Granny-Gran!?

((- Old Lady -))
Just the fool, who can't sing.. That won't keep his mouth shut.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
[ Looking aghast ] Now, hold on.. Granny. That ain't no way, to be talking to 'Prime Time'! [ Pointing to himself ] I BUILT THIS HOUSE!.. In fact, I run the scene 24 hours a day. Better than any man, woman, or child. In fact.. People might as well, just call me.. JUST.. INCREDIBLE.

[[- Laughs. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
In fact.. I got so much skills. Not, only can I pay the bills.. at what I do. At.. Wrestling! By.. Breakin' necks and Cashin' checks!! Makin' everyday, I wrestle.. A PAY DAY!!! [ Showing off some cocky-looking facial poses ] While lookin' all too good, doing it! But, I can get up at anytime in the night. Nah. Nah. Better, yet.. I can get up anytime in the morning. Yeah.. In the mornin'.. Right on up, outta bed.. In my P.J.'s. And walk! Walk... Like a regular... P.J. Walker, Man O' War... Like, I OWN my territory! And be layin' it down, doing what I do best.. Above everybody else!

[[- Laughing again, with a smirk on his face. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
In fact.. I'm so good at out-performing people and leaving them in the dust.. That, I may as well.. be speaking Portugese.. 'Cept with everybody else being so slow on languages, compare and contrast to the speed of moi... That they couldn't, even on that level comprehend.. my mad skillz!

[[- Taking a deep breath. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
And that... Is 'how skilled' I am.

[[- Not looking impressed, by all that.. In the least. -]]

((- Old Lady -))
I should hope so.. That you're skilled at something, other than singing. Because, if THAT was all you did.. I'd tell ya, to quit your day-job. Quick! And pick-up anotha'.

[[- Waving off the Old lady. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Yeah. Yeah. Whatever.. I guess, its just like they say... "You can please some of the people, some of the time. But, none of the people.. All the time!" Anyways.. I'm an acquired taste.. That ALL the FINE LADIES can get down to. And appreciate.

((- Old Lady -))
I hate to break it to ya.. But, I'm not down with you.

[[- Grinning. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
That's because.. You're NOT.. A fine looking lady! So, bam... Turn your face from mine, because I'm just seein' ugly, in my view.. That be hatin' the 'Primetime Player'..'Whose Always A Skip-Over the Competition' for no reason. So, from here on out.. You can just.. [ Holding out his left hand palm ] Talk to the Hand, baby! Talk to the Hand!!

[[- From there, another voice sounds across. -]]

((- Mae Young -))
Moolah, what's with all the racket? You woke me up, from my nap! With all your talking.

[[- As all this goes down, a chime is heard.. echoed about the plane.. as a message is heard by all. From an intercom. -]]

((- Pilot -))
Hello, everyone. This is Captain Briggs. And on behalf of myself, co-pilot Daniels, the flight attendents.. And the American Airlines, I would like to thank you all for flying, today with us. And.. I wish you all well, on your destinations from here. And.. If you'll all rise.. And exit up in orderly fashion, to retreive all carry-on luggage you may have brought in with you.. Then you're welcome to proceed to the plane's rear, to were Flight Attendents are standing by, to facilitate your exit. Towards the Flight Terminal.

[[- Everyone starts to raise up.. at a time, take up their carry-on's, then proceed to exit the plane. -]]

((- Flight Attendent -))
Hope your flight, was an enjoyable one, sir.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
..It was kinda 'touch' n 'go' for a bit, arguing with that nag. But.. [ Smiling ] With you as, an FA for this flight.. It was well worth the trip. And, baby! The name's 'Prime Time'.

((- Flight Attendent -))
[ Smiles ] Really, now? Well, then..

[[- Slipping a piece of paper, to Elix. -]]

((- Flight Attendent -))
This is my number. Call later.. And maybe we can go out for a night, on the town.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
[ Grinning from ear to ear, but playing it cool ] Most, definitely.. Girl.

[[- Elix heads out the plane exit, down to the tunnel walk to the Terminal, checking out the Flight Attendent, as she's also checking Elix. As he goes. Fade Scene. Fading back, we see the inside of the Airport Terminal, as Elix Skipper emerges forth.. Ever so happy, glancing upon a piece of paper in his hands. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Uhm.. Uhm. Just like James Brown.. Says, it! "I Gotta, Say It Loud!" And... I FEEL GOOD!!!

[[- Elix tucks the paper away securely, in a pocket, before he's hailed down, by someone callin' out to him. -]]

((- Jermey Borash -))
Elix. Heh-hey.. Elix Skipper. My home dawg.

[[- Borash rushes on up and catches Elix by surprise with a hug. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Yeah. [ Patting Borash on the back ] How it goin'.. my man?

((- Jermey Borash -))
Chillin'.. How they say, like a Villian.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
[ Raising up an eyebrow, looking at Borash kinda funny, after hearing that ] Uh, Right. Yea.

((- Jermey Borash -))
I'm so glad.. to see that you're with nWa.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Yea. I'm always down, for some of that good action. And I hear it just took off, to a very successful show.. So, with my presence for its second television appearence, on the networks.. I'm bound to take the interest level, even higher!.. Off Da Hook!!

((- Jermey Borash -))
That's what, we're all looking and hoping for.

[[- Giggling. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Then look.. And hope no more. 'Cause Elix Skipper, is here baby! So, all National Wrestling Alliance has to do.. Is, SHOW ME THE SCENE! And, WATCH ME GO!! [ Skipping about on his feet ] 'PRIME TIME' HERE!..'PRIME TIME' THERE!

((- Jermey Borash -))
Speaking of showing, ya' the scene.

[[- Borash turns over and signals, as a diesel lookin' big man walks on up. -]]

((- Jermey Borash -))
I guess, now's a better time than none. To introduce to you.. Your own personal driver, to whatever your needs may be.. for while you're here and apart of the nWa - National Wrestling Alliance. [ Stepping aside, so the two men are facing each other ] So, Elix.. Lemme introduce you, to Smooth!

[[- Raising for a handshake. -]]

((- M.I. Smooth -))
That's M.I. Smooth.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
M.I. Smooth!?

((- M.I. Smooth -))
Yea. And the answer to that.. Is, I AM! Smooth, that is! [ Cracks a cocky smirk ]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
[ Grins ] Ah, I get ya. Cool, to meet ya' bro.

((- M.I. Smooth -))
Right on! [ Shaking hands wit' Elix ] Back at'cha!

[[- Elix gives Smooth a pound. Slapping hands, showing they're down with one another. -]]

((- Jermey Borash -))
And Elix.. I'd hate to put ya, on the spot here... But, would you be available for today, to join us.. In the nWa's production studios, for our live 'Webchat' and Q & A?

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Yea. I can do the Question and Answer thing. But, when's that goin' down? 'Cause in truth.. I got to get down to callin' up Kid. About an appointment. We have set.

((- Jermey Borash -))
Kid!? As in Kid Romeo. Your tag partner from WCW, whom you were 1-half of the first-ever crowned.. World Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions with.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
That's the man. [ Tapping Borash on the shoulder ] Man. 'Cause, Kid's my road agent.. Handlin' affairs for me, while I'm the road traveling. And.. the gig we got together, today. Is to get down to task.. Of narrowing down, an on-hands valet. To attend to my needs and style, while I'm bustin' the pavement in nWa.

((- Jermey Borash -))
Ah.. So, I take it, this person has got to be fine. Since, you'll probably be hand-picking the winning applicant.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
You damn, skippy. She'll be fine. Fine, like Wine. But, down with the personal assistant role.. To get me in gear, for my upcoming battles.. And to of course, be able to bust the T & A. When and where.. Applicable. 'Cuz, one never knows.. When they might be in a jam at ringside, with the need of a little distraction.. To secure a win. Down solid. Ya' feel me?

[[- Exchanging 'knowing' glances, then knocking elbows together. -]]

((- Jermey Borash -))
I read ya', crystal clear.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Right. So, there's an urgency in situation, to get that handled, right quick.

((- Jermey Borash -))
How's a 2 hour range? For you to have all that resolved. And down pat. And still be set, to work the nWa 'webchat'?

[[- Throwing an arm on Borash's shoulder. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
My, man. That's perfect.

((- Jermey Borash -))
Excellent. So, if it fits with you Elix.. Smooth here can drive us straight to where you need to get goin'. Then from there.. We cruise to the studios, to get on with the 'webchat'.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Slammin' JB. You got it goin' on that.

((- Jermey Borash -))
So, now.. Let's go. And get a move on.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Yeah. Yeah.

[[- Skipper, Borash, and Smooth.. All exit out, of the Airport Terminal.. Into a limosine, parked on the outside. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Hey, anyone got a phone with a good connection line?

[[- Quickly, supplying Elix with a phone. -]]

((- M.I. Smooth -))
I got you covered.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
[ Grins ] Damn. You Smooth.

((- M.I. Smooth -))
[ Grinning back ] Don't I know it.

[[- Elix makes a dial-up.. And reaches his target. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Hey, Kid.. How's the action breaking down at the club?

((- Kid Romeo -))
Going sweet, Elix. In fact, its broken down to a final selection already. And I think, you'll be happy with, whom.. it is.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Well, I'm on my way there, now. So, you betta' believe I'll be inspecting the talent real close.

((- Kid Romeo -))
Alright. See ya, when I see ya.

[[- Elix and Romeo end their call. As Elix, hands Smooth back the phone. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Thanks man.

((- M.I. Smooth -))
No problem.

((- Jermey Borash -))
Hey, Elix. What's the club.. We're heading to?

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Well, its a dance club.

((- Jermey Borash -))
Like strip dancin'?

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Yea. That's what Kid Romeo does as regular work. And where.. He picked up the name 'Kid Romeo' from. Stripping it down, for all the ladies.. In need of their personal 'Romeo'. If, you catch that.

((- Jermey Borash -))
Taking it off, for all the ladies.. And gettin' paid for it? Hmm... Maybe I'm in the wrong line of work. With nWa.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Nah, you doin' just fine.. With what you doing. But, anyways.. Let's bounce there. [ Looking to Smooth ] Hey, Smooth.. We're heading to 'Blue Heaven' on Fifty-Five and Grand.. Just up from the Plaza. If, you know.. around there.

((- M.I. Smooth -))
I got it covered.

[[- Smooth starts up the limo.. And drives from the terminal, as we fade out. Fading back in, we see the limo pull up to 55th & Grand, Just up from the Plaza. Where, Skipper and crew exit from the limo. And head up to 'Blue Heaven'. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Now to go, get us in. And get this party started. [ Knocking on the front door ]

[[- A moment passes, before a voice is heard, from the other side of the door. -]]

((- Voice -))
Who is it?

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
It's 'Prime Time'! And I'm here to see Kid Romeo.

((- Voice -))
And the password?

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Password? What password!? Romeo didn't tell me no password, I needed to say.. In order to get in!

((- Voice -))
Sorry, without it. I cannot permit you in.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
What the heck..!?..

[[- The door opens.. And Elix sees who, he was just talking with. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Kid!

((- Kid Romeo -))
Hey, Elix.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
What was that all about?

((- Kid Romeo -))
Easy, man.. just playing, wit' ya. Come on in.

[[- Romeo leads everyone in.. As a conversation, starts up. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
So, Kid.. This girl, who's down.. She qualified?

((- Kid Romeo -))
Yea, man.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
You sure.

((- Kid Romeo -))
Positive. She's down with, taking up the gig.. If you'll accept her. And believe me, she's ready to do business.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Heh. [ Grins ] We'll see about that. 'Cause when it comes to business... I ain't playin'! But, I'll damn sure.. Play out the riff-raff, that need to go... Just like Justin Credible. Whom I'm set to kick ass on.. Come NWA's 2nd SMACKDOWN! But, more on him later.. [ Looking over his shoulder ] At the 'webchat' and Q & A. Ain't that right, J.B.?

((- Jermey Borash -))
Absolutely.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
[ Rubbing hands together ] Right. Right. [ Turning back to Romeo, tapping him against the chest ] Now.. To go, break this down.

((- Kid Romeo -))
Yea. You're sure to be pleasantly surprised.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
And you sure.. She's good?

((- Kid Romeo -))
Yea.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
And you followed.. through all the guidelines, I wanted. [ Counting off on his finger tips, to estimate ] That I was looking for someone.. Who was down, with working hard. And being there to work with me, for me.. And, not someone.. Who'd just be out there for themselves. And be a glory hog, upstart wannabe, go-get'er! But, someone.. who'd be a genuine team player? Working through thick and thin, to benefit themselves.. By, benefiting ME.

[[- Just as, that's said.. a voice calls out. -]]

((- Voice -))
How about.. All of the above good qualities, PLUS the 'Gunns' to back it all up.

[[- Staring ahead, looking in shock. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Major Gunns!?

((- 'Major Gunns' Tylene Buck -))
[ Smirks ] That's the name. And I'm ready, willing, able.. And packing the major artilery, erm.. 'Gunns' to take up the role, as your personal assistant, valet and manager. That is.. If, you'll accept me for the position.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
[ Smirks ] Well, since.. You're here and all.. And Kid did think, you have the goods.. Plus we worked together, back with Lance.. in Team Canada. [ Stroking his chin ] I guess, its cool. If I hired you on.

((- 'Major Gunns' Tylene Buck -))
Wow, Elix. You really know how to make an employee feel special, and at the top of the list.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Baby! Workin' with me.. IS being at the top of the list.

((- 'Major Gunns' Tylene Buck -))
Well, glad to be aboard.

[[- Elix and Tylene shake hands. -]]

((- Kid Romeo -))
So, I take it.. I did well. In choosing just the right, person for the spot.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
[ Patting Romeo on the back ] Yea, Kid.. You did good. Just don't let it get to your head.

[[- Romeo grins. -]]

((- 'Major Gunns' Tylene Buck -))
So, now that I'm in.. What's the first order of business?

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
That, baby! Is directing our focus.. Towards beating some clown, named.. Justin Credible. [ Looking up ] Speaking of which.. We may was well, bounce.. To nWa's production studios. Right about now. [ Looking to Romeo ] So, Kid.. I'll keep in touch with ya. Alright?

[[- Kid nods.. And wishes, Elix well. As 'Prime Time', Gunns, Borash, and M.I. Smooth turn about.. and exit. As, the scene fades. Fading back, we're now in the production studios of the nWa.. Where we see Jermey Borash sit down behind a desk, 'cue'ing the mark.. Then, the booming sounds.. of 'PRIME TIME' (also known as that DMX - 'Party Up' knock-off theme) hits. And we begin this NWA 'webchat' and Q & A session. -]]

((- Jermey Borash -))
Oh, yea.... [ Grooving to the music ] THIS IS MY HOUSE! [ Clearing throat ] Ahem. Hello, to everyone watching this debut addition.. of nWA's 'webchat' and Q & A session, via the National Wrestling Alliance's website. And all applicable.. Windows Media Player, Version 9 series. And to you all... I have a very special treat, for you all. As today's guest... Whom, I'm sharing 'My House' with.. Is none other, than newly signed.. And may I mention, newly booked talent for NWA's 2nd SMACKDOWN! Show, that'll be coming up.. This Monday, July 14th, at 8:00 pm sharp. ...'PRIME TIME' ELIX SKIPPER...!!!

[[- Joining-in, the broadcast. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
That's right, baby!!! 'PRIME TIME's in the HOUSE! So, its about.. TIME, that you all watching.. Should crank up those speaker dials.. On your PC stereos.. And listen in, to.. the man, that'll soon be building nWa's SMACKDOWN! into the biggest, make you feel good for watching 'thrill-ride' show of the year.

((- Jermey Borash -))
Wow.. Sounds like you run the whole house, already Elix.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Well, you know.. JB. I usually, don't toot my own horn.. Saying stuff, like "I'M THE WHOLE F'N SHOW!" or anything... Like some people. 'Cause hey, let's face it... Shows are meant to carry on.. Usually, not having the best of content. But, with 'Prime Time'... I, ALWAYS DELIVER THE GOODS!! So, I needn't say.. "I'm the Whole F'N Show." Because everybody knows.. That, I'M THE BEST PART OF IT, ALREADY! [ Laughing ] And I haven't even made my official in-ring debut yet!

((- Jermey Borash -))
Speaking of debuts.. Set for SMACKDOWN! Yourself, Elix.. And as I've recently heard and seen for myself.. MAJOR GUNNS.. TYLENE BUCK, will also be appearing in your corner, as your exclusive valet and manager.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Yeah, baby! Done deal there. In fact.. [ Turning, then starting to clap his hands ] Let's give a warm welcome.. And maybe coax Major Gunns to join us in this broadcast. [ Clapping hands ] So, come on out.. Major. And strut your stuff!!

[[- Borash starts clapping, along with Elix Skipper.. As Major Gunns appears in view on the 'webcast'. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Yea, baby! Break it down, for what July 14th, is gonna behold for NATIONAL WRESTLING ALLIANCE.

((- 'Major Gunns' Tylene Buck -))
What's going to be apparent on July 14th's SMACKDOWN, is the new championship standard of wrestling, that's going to be introduced... As we'll all see 'PRIME TIME' setting the SCENE.. And WATCHIN'.. Him 'GO'. [ Demonstrating with hand motions ] 'Prime Time'.. HERE! 'Prime Time'.. THERE!

[[- Nodding his head. -]]

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Uhm.. Uhm.. Uhm.. So, truly accurate, Major Gunns. That's just how.. Its gonna go down.

((- Jermey Borash -))
And for the 'Hardcore Icon'.. and the 'One Man Crime Spree'.. Justin Credible. Who is also making his first in-ring debut, going against you Elix Skipper.. What is going to 'GO' for him?

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
JB, my man. JUSTIN CREDIBLE is gonna go 'DOWN'. [ Pause ] Down, Quick! Hard! And in an Instant.. Within the blink of an Eye! That's just how.. INCREDIBLE, my victory over Justin.. Is going to be!

((- Jermey Borash -))
I anticipate, Justin Credible will have something to say, about that.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
Of course, he will. Justin will be saying.. How badly, he got whipped! Humiliated! Battered! Dipped! And left for Roadkill! After.. Our match! Hell.. Justin may even be saying all that, from the comforts of some bed rest, at the local clinic.. As he's laid up recovering, from all the damage I do to him.. Come SMACKDOWN!

((- Jermey Borash -))
And to add.. to this 'Spirited' Combat, that's building along.. Quite a blaze, as is.. It was announced by the council of Shane McMahon and Mick Foley, that the prestigeous.. Now, Currently.. Vacant.. LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.. Will be on the line, for this Debuting match. Between Justin Credible.. And yourself, Elix.

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
To quote it... "That Gold Is Comin' Home!' Home to 'Prime Time'! 'Cause anything in Justin Credible's arsenal of moves.. That he thinks, he can pull out to stop me.. Will, just be made Null N' Void. By, my own.. Vastly, superior in-ring skills. Technique. Performance. And bright intellect. [ Pause ] And.. THAT, Won't Be The Coolest! Or, The Best! Or, even.. JUST INCREDIBLE! But..... 'PRIME TIME' ELIX SKIPPER!!! Being.. Just THAT, MUCH BETTER... THAN, JUSTIN CREDIBLE!!

SHIFTING IT.. INTO OVERDRIVE!

((- 'Prime Time' Elix Skipper -))
And taking home the WIN. Along, with that LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.. BELT!

[[- Elix Skipper and Jermey Borash.. Continue talking, as the scene starts to fade. The End! -]]

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[[- Fade Out -]]

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