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Name - Stone Cold Steve Austin

People Mentioned - Alot

Achievements - None (Yet)

People Used - Austin, Jericho, RVD, Heyman
Words / Lines - 5034 / 217 Stable - Four Horseman Member 
Record - 5-5-0 Next Match - Jericho / Austin vs RVD and Kane

...Setting - Madison Sqaure Garden...Right before Raw is War kicks off at 8:50 - 9:00 P.M on Monday Night...Stone Cold arriving at the Arena...

::: Forward :::

...Last Thursday on WWE X Smackdown, there was a main event tag team match featuring The World Wrestling Entertainment X World Heavyweight Champion Rob Van Dam, teaming up with his enemy and the number one contender for that World Wrestling Entertainment X Heavyweight Championship belt. And both of those two enemies teamed up too face off against the two very young and talented rookie new comers, Batista and the Man Beast, Rhyno. The out come of that match was Batista and Rhyno mainly because Brock Lesnar was at ringside and when they pinned Rob Van Dam, Brock was holding down Rob Van Dam's feet. And that victory proved that the two newcomers Rhyno and Batista deffinantly have what it takes to make a huge impact on the WWE X. What else is going to happen on Raw is War this Monday when Chris Jericho and Stone Cold Steve Austin face off against Rob Van Dam, and the Big Red Machine...


::: Scene :::

...It is 8:50 P.M on Monday Night right before Raw is about to kick off. It is kind of chilly right outside the arena around a temperature of 50 through 60 degrees and dark clouds in the sky looking like it might rain sometime soon. But The rain is not going to stop large crouds of children, teenagers, and adults of all ages, piling inside of the Arena every second, looking like the Arena is going to be sold out with no seats left available. Then before Raw starts off, Stone Cold Steve Austin appears on the titantron in his his big black pick up truck with the white colored skull on both the passenger door and the driver's side door. Then he drives into the entrance of the arena, where all of the superstars and World Wrestling Entertainment Staff all park. Then he finds his assigned parking space. He then gets out of the his pick up truck holding a white cooler which inside are a few cases of beer. He then walks down the halls of the arena toward the stage so that he can come out and talk about his match against Rob Van Dam, and the Big Red Machine later on tonight. He then heads to the stage and awaits behind the black colored curtain holding the stage and the fans just on the other side of it. Then he awaits till the show starts...

..Setting - Madison Sqaure Garden...Raw is War kicks off at 9:00 - 9:10 P.M on Monday Night...Stone Cold comingdown to the ring and cutting a promo...

...Finally the show gets underway where as the Raw Theme blasts it's way through the very loud P.A system as every single person in the entire croud inside of the arena are standing on there feet as the show is about to get under way. But before it does, a footage of Rob Van Dam and Stone Cold Steve Austin facing off against Batista and Rhyno last week on Smackdown is shown how they win the match. Then after that footage ends, the Raw pyros explode making large amounts of sparks and fire exploding every where right on the Raw Stage. Then the crouds all start up again cheering for a Raw show that is about to begin hopeing that will be another history making night in the world of the WWE X. Then after the pyros are all done going off there is smoke everywhere showing the amazing effects of the light sparks and bright burning fire. Then the camera's pan to the left of the stage where Jim Ross and Jerry the King Lawler are sitting getting ready to begin speaking and trying to yell over the amazing croud ovation...


Good Ol' Jim Ross - Hello ladies and gentleman, we are proud to welcome you all to another show of the World Wrestling Entertainment X Raw is War! We have an awesome show and some great match ups that were assigned to most of the WWE X Superstars. The main event for tonight's Raw is the Gm General Manager of the WWE X Eric Bischoff facing off against the guy who claims to be that damn good, THE GAME, Triple H! What a match that will be, I can't wait for it.

The King Jerry Lawler - Yeah that match is going to be great but also we got another match up that could steal the show away from the Eric Bischoff and Triple H match up and that match is Chris Jericho and Stone Cold Steve Austin facing off against Rob Van Dam, and the Big Red Machine, Kane!!

Good Ol' Jim Ross - But don't forget King we got the returning people's Champ, The Rock having his first match back in the WWE X since he left to go shoot another movie in  Hollywood but he is facing Booker T!

The King Jerry Lawler - Yeah right, J.R, anyway lets talk about this match tonight featuring Stone Cold Steve Austin and Chris Jericho facing off against Rob Van Dam, and the Big Red Monster, Kane!

Good Ol' Jim Ross - Yeah well these four have had brutle battles over the past few week ands expect them to continue fueding and having more brutal battle's. Well as you all know, Rob Van Dam, is facing off against Stone Cold Steve Austin at the next Pay Per View, next month at WWE X Vengeance. That will be one of the best battle's ever in my opinion.

::: Scene :::

...Then before Jim Ross or the King, Jerry Lawler can say anything else at all, the GLASS SHATTERS and out walks a disturbed Texas Rattlesnake, getting mixed reactions of loud pops and loud boos. Hard to tell which one he is getting more of. He is also being followed by his manager and Agent Paul Heyman. They bothcontinue walking down the shiny Silver, steel ramp, carrying the white cooler containing the cases of beer that he brought with him from his truck. He then continues walking down the ramp wearing his full colored black shirt with the words Bullet Proof on the front, and his name Stone Cold on the back of his shirt with a skull right below his name. Then as he continues to walk down the ramp, many fans on both the left barricade and the right barricade try to touch him and to give him a five but he is too far out for that. Then once he gets to the bottom of the ramp he turns to toward his left and walks quickly up the dirty black steel steps that are connected to the ring. He then goes under nieth the red ropes and then he finally enters the ring. Once he is inside of the ring, he sets down the white cooler full of beer right beside the first turnbuckle toward Stone Cold's right side. Then he jumps up on the closest turnbuckle to him and then taunts the croud by sticking up his middle fingers and raising his arms in the air. Then he jumps down and walks to the next one and after that one he walks to the other two and continues to taunt the croud, then once all his middle finger and arm raising taunts are all over with he finally walks over to the side of the ring and ask's Lilian Garcia for a mic so he can begin speaking. Then Lilian Garcia finally gives him the mic and before he can say anything Lilian then announces Stone Cold's name...

Lilian Garcia - Please welcome the Texas Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin followed by his manager and agent Paul Heyman!

...Croud then starts up another huge amount of cheers before Stone Cold then starts speaking about what all is going to go down on tonight's Raw is War. Then Stone Cold goes to speak on the mic but is first stopped by his agent slash manager Paul Heyman.

Paul Heyman - Well hello New York City! I am sure glad to be here in the most famous arena in the entire world! Well firstly, I did not come out here to ramble on and on and on and say exactly how famous this arena is because it may be famous but the people in it, are not exactly on the bright side, if you catch my drift. [Fans - BOO!] Go Ahead you all can boo me as much as I want but quite frankly I don't give a damn because tonight my new client Stone Cold Steve Austin, known as the Texas Rattlesnake is going to team up with my other client and partner Chris Jericho to take on Rob Van Dam, and that mammoth seven foot freak, Kane! Well that is enough talk, we have got to get to action and in just a minute, I am going to let Steve talk to you.

Stone Cold Steve Austin - Thank you Paul. Well last Thursday, those two over grown mammoth's named Batista and that man whore named Rhyno. Well I am going to start off with you two. You see last night when I was at my hotel room just down the street in the Big Apple New York City I realized something. [Fans - WHAT?] I had a vision. [Fans - WHAT?] I thought about what has happened to the Texas Rattlesnake. [Fans - WHAT?] The former toughest sumbitch in the WWE X. [Fans - WHAT?] Yeah that's right. [Fans - WHAT?] I said former. [Fans- WHAT?] Meaning not anymore! Well when I was laying in my bed the other day, Stone Cold Steve Austin came up with a vision like I was saying before. I had a dream. It was a very good dream. Do you all want to know what the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin had a dream about? Well give me a HELL YEAH! [Fans - HELL YEAH!] Well When I was in my bed, I thought to myself just what the hell happened to me. I mean face it. I used to be the best. [Fans - WHAT?] I was ranked number one or number two in the entire World Wrestling Entertainment X. Well then that slowly came to a change. I won my FIRST three matches here in the company. Then i started to slow down just a bit and started cooling down. Then I lost my NEXT four matches. That was just terrible. But after that I started getting back on a role and won my next two matches, one including the huge win at Bad Blood against Vampiro, Kurt Angle, and The Undertaker. Then soon after that I was put in the ring against Mr. Gold medalist, Kurt Angle. And I whooped his olympic, red, white, and blue ass all over the arena! Then those two mammoth's Batista and Rhyno. And they basically whooped Rob Van Dam's ass, as well as mine! Now Batista and Rhyno, I am going to get back to you two bastard's in just one minute. Now back to what I was talkin about a little bit earlier, which was that I have not really been my self lately. I have been getting my ass kicked so bad it's not even funny. Now listen up just a minute. [Fans Start quieting] Come tonight when My match is announced, everything I said here today within the past few minutes is all about to change. I am BACK. You can bet all of you're sweet ass'es that THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN is back and better than ever and is going to start opening up the biggest can's of whoop ass ever imaginable starting tonight with Mr Jackass, Rob Van Dam, and his girlfriend, that seven foot piece of shit, The big Red Bastard, Kane! Now next up is to talk about Rob Van Dam! The too cool freaky bastard who won that World Heavyweight Championship title at Bad Blood against my team mate Horseman, Chris Jericho. Now Rob, you got to see something here and that is that there are going to be a whole hell of alot of changes around this company in week's leading up to Vengeance. And I really just can not wait to get inside this ring, and simply kick you're ass all over the damn arena, and make you scream my name and bleed to death and beg for forgiveness. But once we do meet in this ring tonight and at Vengeance, there will be NO MERCY! And once you step in this ring with you're partner, Kane tonight or by you're self at Vengeance Next month you will see just that the entire TEXAS RATTLESNAKE is back and better than ever!! And there ain't a damn thing you or anyone else in this arena can do about it! Now wait up just a minute. What the hell am I thinking?!? Paul, Why not tell Jericho to come on out here so we can diss this bastard together. Two is always better than one! Ok Chris, if you can hear me back there, why not come out here so you can join in on the fun with me.

...Before anything is said at all, a few seconds pass by and all of a sudden the lights start to fade and the massive countdown to the new millennium starts up. Then the direction of the entire croud is turned strieght toward the titantron, where as the countdown keeps continueing and it finally its the number zero then it's sent flying down a computerized tunnel. Then there is a huge explosion of a huge blast of white then after the explosion is all gone you can see Chris Jericho standing there with his arms stretched out fell length wearing a very silky and fancy shirt. He stands with his back turned away from the croud for about three full seconds sharp. Then he turns around and flexes his muscles acting big and strong and cocky. He then puts on a very evil grin as he starts to walk down the ramp, as the crouds all start booing, but Jericho doesn't let it bother him, so he decides to just wave his hand in a shoeing kind of motion. Then he continue's walking with huge heat from the croud and the ring announcer, Lilian Garcia introduces him as the King of The World Living Legend Chris Jericho. Then he finally reaches the ring steps which he climbs up before stepping one foot onto the apron. He put his left hand on the ropes then begins to walk to the center of the apron. Once he is in the middle of the apron he spins and holds onto the ropes to keep his balance and to keep him from falling off the side of the ring. He then puts one foot under the ropes and then the other foot, then he finally enters the ring. Then once he is in the ring he walks up to Austin and shakes his hand and they pat each other on the back before Jericho passes Austin up and shake's Paul Heyman's hand and pats him on the back as well. Once that is all done he takes a mic off of the ring apron where Lilian Garcia set there. But once he grabs the mic he lifts up the sleave to his shirt to reveal his bicept and then he flexes his muscle's and the croud starts giving him some major heat. But he just shoes them away by waving his hand as to say whatever. Then the grasps the mic harder than normal. But when he is just about to speak, Paul Heyman cuts him off and begins speaking first...

Paul Heyman - Hello Chris Jericho, welcome to Smackdown is Jericho, Chris! Well I am sure glad to see you come out here and join in on the fun. Well first up is, I better let you begin to speak, after all we all got something in common and that is pure hatred for Rob Van Dam!

Good Ol' Jim Ross - Here we go everyone, the living legend, Larger than life, King of the World is just about to begin speaking. And the fans are not even trying to give him the least amount of respect.

The King Jerry Lawler - Well look at the way he treats everyone everywhere. To me, this guy deserves every little bit of disrespect imaginable.

...Jericho then puts his hand up to tell Paul Heyman to stop talking so that he can begin speaking. The croud then starts up another huge heat session but Jericho starts speaking and screaming at them...

King of the World Chris Jericho - What the hell is up with this. I mean you guys cheer Austin and boo me? What the hell! Ok all you lazy assclown's please and I mean please SHUT THE HELL UP!! [Fans then get quiet] Now that is more like it. Thankyou. Now first off, Steve, Tonight we meet in that very ring to face off against one person that we both really can not stand at all, Rob Van Dam. And the other is someone we hate both with a hot white passion but not nearly as much as Mr Monday Night assclown, Robert Van Dam! Now we just got to get to some major business here starting now! Steve, do it!! Go out there tonight and beat the living hell out of that ass clown. I mean that guy deserves it. Look at him, hes a pervert, he sweats so damn much and is like a little hippy, running around with that ten pound wig on you're head! Now Robert, let me to tell you something. And Steve, you listen up to. Rob, you may have beaten me at Bad Blood, but you see something, that was a fluke, and if I ever get to fight you and face you in a rematch then we will fight one more time and I will bloody you up and this time I will really take you out of the arena riding on a stretcher. Now Steve, let's hear some of you're thoughts going into this match against Robby Van dam. 

Stone Cold Steve Austin - You want to hear my thoughts huh? Well its simple tonight, me and RVD are going to walk into this very ring that I am standing on alonside Jericho and Heyman, and I will whoop you're ass, and I will bring back the life that was in me at one time back when I first appeared on WWE X Television after Backlash. RVD, you absolutely make me sick! Take a look at you're self! Or on second thought, don't take a look at you're self. Just do me a favor and..

.[Jericho interupts and pulls Stone Cold to the side and whispers in his ear for a minute, then he continues speaking again]

Good Ol' Jim Ross - What do you think Chris Jericho is whispering into Stone Cold's ear?

The King Jerry Lawler - Be quiet, it looks like we are about to find out!

Stone Cold Steve Austin - RVD, why not get you're ass out here and lets have a confrontation, MAN TO MAN! What do you say?

Good Ol' Jim Ross - Woah, can you believe that King? Stone Cold wants to light up a confrontation face to face with the WWE X World Heavyweight Champion Rob Van Dam.

The King Jerry Lawler - Do you think that is what Jericho whispered into Stone Cold's ear?

...All of a sudden "One of a kind" blasts its way through the Public address system. Then as soon as the croud hears that music, all 20,000 fan's start screaming there lungs off and cheer and give Rob Van Dam the biggest pop imagineable. Then Rob Van Dam walks out from behind the curtains wearing his purple tights and holding his WWE X World Heavyweight Championship belt over his left shoulder. Then once he gets to the bottom of the ramp he slides into the ring and spins around as Lilian Garcia introduces him as the WWE X World Heavyweight Champion Rob Van Dam. Which at the same time RVD thumbs himself as the croud says it with him ROB...VAN...DAM. Then with all four men in the ring, RVD grabs a mic off of the ring canvas then begins to speak...

Jim Ross - Wow, Rob Van Dam has came out hear after hearing Stone Cold tell him to come out here.

Rob Van Dam - Hello New York. I am sure as hell proud to be in the GARDEN! [Fans Cheer] Now Stone Cold, Chris Jericho, and Paul Heyman, you guys like picking on me huh? Well that's cool, I mean after all you see I am Rob Van Dam, and I could care less what you do. What the hell is it to me? I don't give a damn. The only thing right now that I really am thinking about is what is going to happen tonight if you three don't shut you're damn mouth's.

...Stone Cold then look's down and jams the mic to his mouth and shouts...

Stone Cold Steve Austin - You know Rob, you are really going to get you're ass kicked here tonight bad. You make me sick. I can't stand you. You are the biggest son of a bitch I have ever seen in my WWE X Career and my entire life! Just wait till later tonight when we meet in this very ring! 

Chris Jericho - Yo Steve, calm down just a bit. Robert, he know's exactly what he is getting him self into. Look at you're self Steve. Who are you? That's right you are the toughest sum bitch in this WWE X Company. And no one and I mean no one will ever and I mean EVER take that away from you! Just ignore that ass clown. He stole, and I mean it damnit, he stole my damn heavyweight title. All I got to say is Steve you better win that title next month at the next pay per view, Vengeance.

Rob Van Dam - You two really think you guys can beat me huh? Well Chris, it is a law of nature dude, you can't beat me! Face it! I beat you one on one, fair and square. And now you are trying to tell me this drunken jack ass actually stands a chance as well? Well you two are both wrong. I am on top of my game, cause dude, after all I am [Thumbs him self]  ROB...VAN...DAM!

...After Rob Van Dam is done tumbing him self, the croud starts blearing a huge chant of ROB VAN DAM. Then RVD's ONE OF A KIND music blasts it's way through the P.A system as the croud continue's to chant RVD .. RVD .. RVD .. RVD.. Then Stone Cold, and Chris Jericho and there agent, Paul Heyman both stare at Rob Van Dam, while he falls down onto the ground and slides quickly out of the ring with a smerk on his face as to say "You can't beat me." Then RVD slowly walks up the ramp giving high fives to fans on the left barricade as well as fans on the other barricade which is on the right side. Then he gets to the top of the ramp and turns back around and looks at Stone Cold, Chris Jericho, and Paul Heyman who are still in the ring and continues taunting them by thumbing him and saying.

Rob Van Dam - I am ROB ... VAN ... DAM.

...Then RVD exits the stage and heads backstage as Chris Jericho, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Paul Heyman are still in the ring.

Jim Ross - Wow, look at Stone Cold and Jericho and there manager and Agent Paul Heyman! They looked stunned by wha tall Rob Van Dam had to come out here and say. Well this segment is almost up but for now we got to all take a commercial break as you can see Austin, Jericho, and Heyman exiting the ring. We will be right back and when we come back we will hear from those three back stage as Jonathan Coachman is waiting back there to interview them. We will be right back stay tuned all!

The show then fades away to a dark black screen as Stacker two comes up on the screen and pennzoil then the next WWE X live ents all come up. Once those commercials are done with, the show comes back and Jim Ross speaks again.

Jim Ross - Well we are all back and right now, Jonathan Coachman is standing back stage with Stone Cold and Chris Jericho all alongside there agent Paul Heyman.

...The show then fades to the back stage area where The Coach is standing wearing a plain black shit and he is holding a mic in his hands and begins speaking...

The Coach - Well hello Stone Cold, Jericho, and Heyman. First thing's first and that is, what happened last week on Smackdown? Didn't you guys see? I mean RVD was just that close to getting ran over by a speeding car. Luckily he got out of the way. But what are all of you're guys thoughts on that specific event last Thursday?

Paul Heyman - Let me handle this one guy's. First coach, are you suspecting something here? You think that one of my two clients, either Jericho or Steve attempted to run down Rob Van Dam huh? [Heyman Chuckle's to himself] Well yeah you can suspect that, but only time will tell exactly who did it. As a matter of fact I kind of think that, that new comer Batista did it. I mean look at the guy, he already made a huge impact and ya know, I just ehard him talking last Thursday Backstage saying he wanted to get much more popular and powerful than ever! So right there tells you that Batista is a huge and I mean a HUGE canidate for attempting to run down Rob Van Dam!

The Coach - No Paul, I am not suspecting any of you to run down RVD, but I mean somebody had to of, and quite frankly  I can't see any body wanting to do it more than Jericho. I mean after all at Bad Blood and on many more occasions he actually said he wanted to end his lively hood as well as his WWE X Career! So he would be my vote. But then you see, it could also be Stone Cold. He is facing him at the Pay Per View on June 27th at WWE X Vengeance. And I think, that Stone Cold think's that he could easily run RVD down then he wouldn't have to face him at the Pay Per View. 

Stone Cold Steve Austin - Did you ever think of something, Coach? That why in god's name would I run over that bastard if I am facing him at the Pay Per View, Vengeance? I mean I want that title he hold's around his waist, don't I? Well yeah that is exactly the reason why I am telling you streight out that I did not do it. I personally think it is Eric Bischoff or Cheif Morley. Why? I have no idea, but they don't like you so that is just my guess!Now RVD, I know you are sitting in you're little locker room, watching you're little Television set, watching all four of us on that very television. Well the point of me saying this is too tell you that you do not stand a damn chance. Think about it. This major group, the Horseman, is the biggest faction ever, yeah thats right EVER, IN wwe x HISTORY. And we will stay the biggest and the best as long as we are still all together!

King of the World Chris Jericho - You see coach, we are the best faction EVER in the WWE X. We are the amazing Horseman, god damnit. Don't you see that. We are unstoppable. We got the best superstars, EVER in the WWE X. Look at us. We got Christian, we got Stone Cold, The number one contender for the WWE X World Heavyweight Championship title. We got me, the former and best ever WWE X World Heavyweight Championship, then we got Jeff Jarrett, the current WWE X Intercontinental Championship. 

The Coach - Well I really do got to admit, you guys are the best, and without a shadow of a doubt will be the best faction ever in the WWE X.

King of The World Chris Jericho - Yeah that's nice, Coach! But why wont you go about you're thing and go listen to some backstreet boy's while all of us go and kick some ass and prepare for our match later on in the night against Robert Van Dam and The big Red Freaken ass clown, Kane!

...After Chris Jericho is done speaking he shoves away The Coach as the three superstars, Chris Jericho, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Paul Heyman all walk away in the opposite direction. Then the show heads back to the ring side area where as Jim Ross and Jerry the King Lawler are sitting at ring side starting to commentate on what they just heard...

Jim Ross - Well you heard it right folk's. Anyway later on in the night, all of the talk will be over and the battle will begin when ever Rob Van Dam will team up with Kane to fight u[ against Stone Cold Steve Austin and The living Legend Chris Jericho!

The King Jerry Lawler - Well J.R we must go and take a commercial break for. We will be right back right after this. All stay tuned, we will be right back!

...A commercial then come's about the show promoting WWE X Vengeance and WWE X Summerslam....