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...Setting
- Madison Sqaure Garden...Right before Raw is War kicks off at 8:50 - 9:00 P.M
on Monday Night...Stone Cold arriving at the Arena...
::: Forward :::
...Last Thursday on WWE X Smackdown, there was a main event tag team match
featuring The World Wrestling Entertainment X World Heavyweight Champion Rob
Van Dam, teaming up with his enemy and the number one contender for that World
Wrestling Entertainment X Heavyweight Championship belt. And both of those two
enemies teamed up too face off against the two very young and talented rookie
new comers, Batista and the Man Beast, Rhyno. The out come of that match was
Batista and Rhyno mainly because Brock Lesnar was at ringside and when they
pinned Rob Van Dam, Brock was holding down Rob Van Dam's feet. And that
victory proved that the two newcomers Rhyno and Batista deffinantly have what
it takes to make a huge impact on the WWE X. What else is going to happen on
Raw is War this Monday when Chris Jericho and Stone Cold Steve Austin face off
against Rob Van Dam, and the Big Red Machine...
::: Scene :::
...It is 8:50 P.M on Monday Night right before Raw is about to kick off. It is
kind of chilly right outside the arena around a temperature of 50 through 60
degrees and dark clouds in the sky looking like it might rain sometime soon.
But The rain is not going to stop large crouds of children, teenagers, and
adults of all ages, piling inside of the Arena every second, looking like the
Arena is going to be sold out with no seats left available. Then before Raw
starts off, Stone Cold Steve Austin appears on the titantron in his his big
black pick up truck with the white colored skull on both the passenger door
and the driver's side door. Then he drives into the entrance of the
arena, where all of the superstars and World Wrestling Entertainment Staff all
park. Then he finds his assigned parking space. He then gets out of the his
pick up truck holding a white cooler which inside are a few cases of beer. He
then walks down the halls of the arena toward the stage so that he can come
out and talk about his match against Rob Van Dam, and the Big Red Machine
later on tonight. He then heads to the stage and awaits behind the black
colored curtain holding the stage and the fans just on the other side of it.
Then he awaits till the show starts...
..Setting
- Madison Sqaure Garden...Raw is War kicks off at 9:00 - 9:10 P.M
on Monday Night...Stone Cold comingdown to the ring and cutting a promo...
...Finally the show gets underway where as the Raw Theme blasts it's
way through the very loud P.A system as every single person in the entire
croud inside of the arena are standing on there feet as the show is about to
get under way. But before it does, a footage of Rob Van Dam and Stone Cold
Steve Austin facing off against Batista and Rhyno last week on Smackdown is
shown how they win the match. Then after that footage ends, the Raw pyros
explode making large amounts of sparks and fire exploding every where right on
the Raw Stage. Then the crouds all start up again cheering for a Raw show that
is about to begin hopeing that will be another history making night in the
world of the WWE X. Then after the pyros are all done going off there is smoke
everywhere showing the amazing effects of the light sparks and bright burning
fire. Then the camera's pan to the left of the stage where Jim Ross and
Jerry the King Lawler are sitting getting ready to begin speaking and trying
to yell over the amazing croud ovation...
Good
Ol' Jim Ross -
Hello ladies and gentleman, we are proud to welcome you all to
another show of the World Wrestling Entertainment X Raw is War! We have an
awesome show and some great match ups that were assigned to most of
the WWE X Superstars. The main event for tonight's Raw is the Gm
General Manager of the WWE X Eric Bischoff facing off against the guy who
claims to be that damn good, THE GAME, Triple H! What a match that will be, I
can't wait for it.
The
King Jerry Lawler -
Yeah that match is going to be great but also we got another
match up that could steal the show away from the Eric Bischoff and Triple H
match up and that match is Chris Jericho and Stone Cold Steve Austin facing
off against Rob Van Dam, and the Big Red Machine, Kane!!
Good
Ol'
Jim Ross -
But don't forget King we got the returning people's
Champ, The Rock having his first match back in the WWE X since he left to go
shoot another movie in Hollywood but he is facing Booker T!
The
King Jerry Lawler -
Yeah right, J.R, anyway lets talk about this match tonight featuring Stone
Cold Steve Austin and Chris Jericho facing off against Rob Van Dam, and the
Big Red Monster, Kane!
Good
Ol' Jim Ross - Yeah well these four have had brutle battles over the past few
week ands expect them to continue fueding and having more brutal battle's.
Well as you all know, Rob Van Dam, is facing off against Stone Cold Steve
Austin at the next Pay Per View, next month at WWE X Vengeance. That will be
one of the best battle's ever in my opinion.
::: Scene :::
...Then before Jim Ross or the King, Jerry Lawler can say anything else at
all, the GLASS SHATTERS and out walks a disturbed Texas Rattlesnake, getting
mixed reactions of loud pops and loud boos. Hard to tell which
one he is getting more of. He is also being followed by his manager and Agent
Paul Heyman. They bothcontinue walking down the shiny Silver,
steel ramp, carrying the white cooler containing the cases of beer that he
brought with him from his truck. He then continues walking down the ramp
wearing his full colored black shirt with the words Bullet Proof on the front,
and his name Stone Cold on the back of his shirt with a skull right below his
name. Then as he continues to walk down the ramp, many fans on both the left
barricade and the right barricade try to touch him and to give him a five but
he is too far out for that. Then once he gets to the bottom of the ramp he
turns to toward his left and walks quickly up the dirty black steel steps that
are connected to the ring. He then goes under nieth the red ropes and then he
finally enters the ring. Once he is inside of the ring, he sets down the white
cooler full of beer right beside the first turnbuckle toward Stone Cold's
right side. Then he jumps up on the closest turnbuckle to him and then taunts
the croud by sticking up his middle fingers and raising his arms in
the air. Then he jumps down and walks to the next one and after that one he
walks to the other two and continues to taunt the croud, then once all his
middle finger and arm raising taunts are all over with he finally walks over
to the side of the ring and ask's Lilian Garcia for a mic so he can
begin speaking. Then Lilian Garcia finally gives him the mic and before he can
say anything Lilian then announces Stone Cold's name...
Lilian Garcia - Please welcome the Texas Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve
Austin followed by his manager and agent Paul Heyman!
...Croud
then starts up another huge amount of cheers before Stone Cold then starts
speaking about what all is going to go down on tonight's Raw is War. Then
Stone Cold goes to speak on the mic but is first stopped by his agent slash
manager Paul Heyman.
Paul
Heyman - Well
hello New York City! I am sure glad to be here in the most famous arena in the
entire world! Well firstly, I did not come out here to ramble on and on and on
and say exactly how famous this arena is because it may be famous but the
people in it, are not exactly on the bright side, if you catch my drift. [Fans
- BOO!]
Go
Ahead you all can boo me as much as I want but quite frankly I don't give a
damn because tonight my new client Stone Cold Steve Austin, known as the Texas
Rattlesnake is going to team up with my other client and partner Chris Jericho
to take on Rob Van Dam, and that mammoth seven foot freak, Kane! Well that is
enough talk, we have got to get to action and in just a minute, I am going to
let Steve talk to you.
Stone
Cold Steve Austin - Thank
you Paul. Well last Thursday, those two over grown mammoth's named Batista and
that man whore named Rhyno. Well I am going to start off with you two. You see
last night when I was at my hotel room just down the street in the Big Apple
New York City I realized something.
[Fans -
WHAT?]
I had a vision. [Fans
- WHAT?]
I thought about what has happened to the Texas Rattlesnake. [Fans
-
WHAT?]
The former toughest sumbitch in the WWE X. [Fans
- WHAT?]
Yeah that's right. [Fans
-
WHAT?]
I said former. [Fans-
WHAT?]
Meaning not anymore! Well when I was laying in my bed the other day, Stone
Cold Steve Austin came up with a vision like I was saying before. I had a
dream. It was a very good dream. Do you all want to know what the Texas
Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin had a dream about? Well give me a HELL
YEAH! [Fans
- HELL
YEAH!]
Well
When I was in my bed, I thought to myself just what the hell happened to me. I
mean face it. I used to be the best. [Fans
- WHAT?]
I was ranked number one or number two in the entire World Wrestling
Entertainment X. Well then that slowly came to a change. I won my FIRST three
matches here in the company. Then i started to slow down just a bit and
started cooling down. Then I lost my NEXT four matches. That was just
terrible. But after that I started getting back on a role and won my next two
matches, one including the huge win at Bad Blood against Vampiro, Kurt Angle,
and The Undertaker. Then soon after that I was put in the ring against Mr.
Gold medalist, Kurt Angle. And I whooped his olympic, red, white, and blue ass
all over the arena! Then those two mammoth's Batista and Rhyno. And they
basically whooped Rob Van Dam's ass, as well as mine! Now Batista and Rhyno, I
am going to get back to you two bastard's in just one minute. Now back to what
I was talkin about a little bit earlier, which was that I have not really been
my self lately. I have been getting my ass kicked so bad it's not even funny.
Now listen up just a minute. [Fans
Start quieting] Come
tonight when My match is announced, everything I said here today within the
past few minutes is all about to change. I am BACK. You can bet all of you're
sweet ass'es that THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN is back and
better than ever and is going to start opening up the biggest can's of whoop
ass ever imaginable starting tonight with Mr Jackass, Rob Van Dam, and his
girlfriend, that seven foot piece of shit, The big Red Bastard, Kane! Now next
up is to talk about Rob Van Dam! The too cool freaky bastard who won that
World Heavyweight Championship title at Bad Blood against my team mate
Horseman, Chris Jericho. Now Rob, you got to see something here and that is
that there are going to be a whole hell of alot of changes around this company
in week's leading up to Vengeance. And I really just can not wait to get
inside this ring, and simply kick you're ass all over the damn arena, and make
you scream my name and bleed to death and beg for forgiveness. But once we do
meet in this ring tonight and at Vengeance, there will be NO MERCY! And once
you step in this ring with you're partner, Kane tonight or by you're self at
Vengeance Next month you will see just that the entire TEXAS RATTLESNAKE is
back and better than ever!! And there ain't a damn thing you or anyone else in
this arena can do about it! Now wait up just a minute. What the hell am I
thinking?!? Paul, Why not tell Jericho to come on out here so we can diss this
bastard together. Two is always better than one! Ok Chris, if you can hear me
back there, why not come out here so you can join in on the fun with me.
...Before
anything is said at all, a few seconds pass by and all of a sudden the lights
start to fade and the massive countdown to the new millennium starts up. Then
the direction of the entire croud is turned strieght toward the titantron,
where as the countdown keeps continueing and it finally its the number zero
then it's sent flying down a computerized tunnel. Then there is a huge
explosion of a huge blast of white then after the explosion is all gone you
can see Chris Jericho standing there with his arms stretched out fell length
wearing a very silky and fancy shirt. He stands with his back turned away from
the croud for about three full seconds sharp. Then he turns around and flexes
his muscles acting big and strong and cocky. He then puts on a very evil grin
as he starts to walk down the ramp, as the crouds all start booing, but
Jericho doesn't let it bother him, so he decides to just wave his hand in a
shoeing kind of motion. Then he continue's walking with huge heat from the
croud and the ring announcer, Lilian Garcia introduces him as the King of The
World Living Legend Chris Jericho. Then he finally reaches the ring steps
which he climbs up before stepping one foot onto the apron. He put his left
hand on the ropes then begins to walk to the center of the apron. Once he is
in the middle of the apron he spins and holds onto the ropes to keep his
balance and to keep him from falling off the side of the ring. He then puts
one foot under the ropes and then the other foot, then he finally enters the
ring. Then once he is in the ring he walks up to Austin and shakes his hand
and they pat each other on the back before Jericho passes Austin up and
shake's Paul Heyman's hand and pats him on the back as well. Once that is all
done he takes a mic off of the ring apron where Lilian Garcia set there. But
once he grabs the mic he lifts up the sleave to his shirt to reveal his bicept
and then he flexes his muscle's and the croud starts giving him some major
heat. But he just shoes them away by waving his hand as to say whatever. Then
the grasps the mic harder than normal. But when he is just about to speak,
Paul Heyman cuts him off and begins speaking first...
Paul
Heyman -
Hello Chris Jericho, welcome to Smackdown is Jericho, Chris! Well I am sure
glad to see you come out here and join in on the fun. Well first up is, I
better let you begin to speak, after all we all got something in common and
that is pure hatred for Rob Van Dam!
Good
Ol' Jim Ross -
Here we go everyone, the living legend, Larger than life, King of the World is
just about to begin speaking. And the fans are not even trying to give him the
least amount of respect.
The
King Jerry Lawler -
Well look at the way he treats everyone everywhere. To me, this guy deserves
every little bit of disrespect imaginable.
...Jericho
then puts his hand up to tell Paul Heyman to stop talking so that he can begin
speaking. The croud then starts up another huge heat session but Jericho
starts speaking and screaming at them...
King
of the World Chris Jericho -
What the hell is up with this. I mean you guys cheer Austin and boo me? What
the hell! Ok all you lazy assclown's please and I mean please SHUT THE HELL
UP!! [Fans
then get quiet] Now
that is more like it. Thankyou. Now first off, Steve, Tonight we meet in that
very ring to face off against one person that we both really can not stand at
all, Rob Van Dam. And the other is someone we hate both with a hot white
passion but not nearly as much as Mr Monday Night assclown, Robert Van Dam!
Now we just got to get to some major business here starting now! Steve, do
it!! Go out there tonight and beat the living hell out of that ass clown. I
mean that guy deserves it. Look at him, hes a pervert, he sweats so damn much
and is like a little hippy, running around with that ten pound wig on you're
head! Now Robert, let me to tell you something. And Steve, you listen up to.
Rob, you may have beaten me at Bad Blood, but you see something, that was a
fluke, and if I ever get to fight you and face you in a rematch then we will
fight one more time and I will bloody you up and this time I will really take
you out of the arena riding on a stretcher. Now Steve, let's hear some of
you're thoughts going into this match against Robby Van dam.
Stone
Cold Steve Austin -
You want to hear my thoughts huh? Well its simple tonight, me and RVD are
going to walk into this very ring that I am standing on alonside Jericho and
Heyman, and I will whoop you're ass, and I will bring back the life that was
in me at one time back when I first appeared on WWE X Television after
Backlash. RVD, you absolutely make me sick! Take a look at you're self! Or on
second thought, don't take a look at you're self. Just do me a favor and..
.[Jericho
interupts and pulls Stone Cold to the side and whispers in his ear for a
minute, then he continues speaking again]
Good
Ol' Jim Ross -
What
do you think Chris Jericho is whispering into Stone Cold's ear?
The
King Jerry Lawler -
Be quiet, it looks like we are about to find out!
Stone
Cold Steve Austin -
RVD, why not get you're ass out here and lets have a confrontation, MAN TO
MAN! What do you say?
Good
Ol' Jim Ross -
Woah, can you believe that King? Stone Cold wants to light up a confrontation
face to face with the WWE X World Heavyweight Champion Rob Van Dam.
The
King Jerry Lawler -
Do you think that is what Jericho whispered into Stone Cold's ear?
...All
of a sudden "One of a kind" blasts its way through the Public
address system. Then as soon as the croud hears that music, all 20,000 fan's
start screaming there lungs off and cheer and give Rob Van Dam the biggest pop
imagineable. Then Rob Van Dam walks out from behind the curtains wearing his
purple tights and holding his WWE X World Heavyweight Championship belt over
his left shoulder. Then once he gets to the bottom of the ramp he slides into
the ring and spins around as Lilian Garcia introduces him as the WWE X World
Heavyweight Champion Rob Van Dam. Which at the same time RVD thumbs himself as
the croud says it with him ROB...VAN...DAM. Then with all four men in the
ring, RVD grabs a mic off of the ring canvas then begins to speak...
Jim
Ross - Wow,
Rob Van Dam has came out hear after hearing Stone Cold tell him to come out
here.
Rob
Van Dam - Hello
New York. I am sure as hell proud to be in the GARDEN! [Fans Cheer] Now Stone
Cold, Chris Jericho, and Paul Heyman, you guys like picking on me huh? Well
that's cool, I mean after all you see I am Rob Van Dam, and I could care less
what you do. What the hell is it to me? I don't give a damn. The only thing
right now that I really am thinking about is what is going to happen tonight
if you three don't shut you're damn mouth's.
...Stone
Cold then look's down and jams the mic to his mouth and shouts...
Stone
Cold Steve Austin -
You
know Rob, you are really going to get you're ass kicked here tonight bad. You
make me sick. I can't stand you. You are the biggest son of a bitch I have
ever seen in my WWE X Career and my entire life! Just wait till later tonight
when we meet in this very ring!
Chris
Jericho -
Yo Steve, calm down just a bit. Robert, he know's exactly what he is getting
him self into. Look at you're self Steve. Who are you? That's right you are
the toughest sum bitch in this WWE X Company. And no one and I mean no one
will ever and I mean EVER take that away from you! Just ignore that ass clown.
He stole, and I mean it damnit, he stole my damn heavyweight title. All I got
to say is Steve you better win that title next month at the next pay per view,
Vengeance.
Rob
Van Dam - You
two really think you guys can beat me huh? Well Chris, it is a law of nature
dude, you can't beat me! Face it! I beat you one on one, fair and square. And
now you are trying to tell me this drunken jack ass actually stands a chance
as well? Well you two are both wrong. I am on top of my game, cause dude,
after all I am
[Thumbs him self]
ROB...VAN...DAM!
...After
Rob Van Dam is done tumbing him self, the croud starts blearing a huge chant
of ROB VAN DAM. Then RVD's ONE OF A KIND music blasts it's way through the P.A
system as the croud continue's to chant RVD .. RVD .. RVD .. RVD.. Then Stone
Cold, and Chris Jericho and there agent, Paul Heyman both stare at Rob Van
Dam, while he falls down onto the ground and slides quickly out of the ring
with a smerk on his face as to say "You can't beat me." Then RVD
slowly walks up the ramp giving high fives to fans on the left barricade as
well as fans on the other barricade which is on the right side. Then he gets
to the top of the ramp and turns back around and looks at Stone Cold, Chris
Jericho, and Paul Heyman who are still in the ring and continues taunting them
by thumbing him and saying.
Rob
Van Dam -
I am ROB ... VAN ... DAM.
...Then
RVD exits the stage and heads backstage as Chris Jericho, Stone Cold Steve
Austin, and Paul Heyman are still in the ring.
Jim
Ross -
Wow, look at Stone Cold and Jericho and there manager and Agent Paul Heyman!
They looked stunned by wha tall Rob Van Dam had to come out here and say. Well
this segment is almost up but for now we got to all take a commercial break as
you can see Austin, Jericho, and Heyman exiting the ring. We will be right
back and when we come back we will hear from those three back stage as
Jonathan Coachman is waiting back there to interview them. We will be right
back stay tuned all!
The
show then fades away to a dark black screen as Stacker two comes up on the
screen and pennzoil then the next WWE X live ents all come up. Once those
commercials are done with, the show comes back and Jim Ross speaks again.
Jim
Ross - Well
we are all back and right now, Jonathan Coachman is standing back stage with
Stone Cold and Chris Jericho all alongside there agent Paul Heyman.
...The
show then fades to the back stage area where The Coach is standing wearing a
plain black shit and he is holding a mic in his hands and begins speaking...
The
Coach -
Well hello Stone Cold, Jericho, and Heyman. First thing's first and that is,
what happened last week on Smackdown? Didn't you guys see? I mean RVD was just
that close to getting ran over by a speeding car. Luckily he got out of the
way. But what are all of you're guys thoughts on that specific event last
Thursday?
Paul
Heyman -
Let me handle this one guy's. First coach, are you suspecting something here?
You think that one of my two clients, either Jericho or Steve attempted to run
down Rob Van Dam huh? [Heyman
Chuckle's to himself] Well
yeah you can suspect that, but only time will tell exactly who did it. As a
matter of fact I kind of think that, that new comer Batista did it. I mean
look at the guy, he already made a huge impact and ya know, I just ehard him
talking last Thursday Backstage saying he wanted to get much more popular and
powerful than ever! So right there tells you that Batista is a huge and I mean
a HUGE canidate for attempting to run down Rob Van Dam!
The
Coach - No Paul, I am not suspecting any of you to run down RVD, but I mean
somebody had to of, and quite frankly I can't see any body wanting to do
it more than Jericho. I mean after all at Bad Blood and on many more occasions
he actually said he wanted to end his lively hood as well as his WWE X Career!
So he would be my vote. But then you see, it could also be Stone Cold. He is
facing him at the Pay Per View on June 27th at WWE X Vengeance. And I think,
that Stone Cold think's that he could easily run RVD down then he wouldn't
have to face him at the Pay Per View.
Stone
Cold Steve Austin - Did you ever think of something, Coach? That why in god's
name would I run over that bastard if I am facing him at the Pay Per View,
Vengeance? I mean I want that title he hold's around his waist, don't I? Well
yeah that is exactly the reason why I am telling you streight out that I did
not do it. I personally think it is Eric Bischoff or Cheif Morley. Why? I have
no idea, but they don't like you so that is just my guess!Now RVD, I know you
are sitting in you're little locker room, watching you're little Television
set, watching all four of us on that very television. Well the point of me
saying this is too tell you that you do not stand a damn chance. Think about
it. This major group, the Horseman, is the biggest faction ever, yeah thats
right EVER, IN wwe x HISTORY. And we will stay the biggest and the best as
long as we are still all together!
King
of the World Chris Jericho -
You see coach, we are the best faction EVER in the WWE X. We are the amazing
Horseman, god damnit. Don't you see that. We are unstoppable. We got the best
superstars, EVER in the WWE X. Look at us. We got Christian, we got Stone
Cold, The number one contender for the WWE X World Heavyweight Championship
title. We got me, the former and best ever WWE X World Heavyweight
Championship, then we got Jeff Jarrett, the current WWE X Intercontinental
Championship.
The
Coach -
Well I really do got to admit, you guys are the best, and without a shadow of
a doubt will be the best faction ever in the WWE X.
King
of The World Chris Jericho - Yeah
that's nice, Coach! But why wont you go about you're thing and go listen to
some backstreet boy's while all of us go and kick some ass and prepare for our
match later on in the night against Robert Van Dam and The big Red Freaken ass
clown, Kane!
...After
Chris Jericho is done speaking he shoves away The Coach as the three
superstars, Chris Jericho, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Paul Heyman all walk
away in the opposite direction. Then the show heads back to the ring side area
where as Jim Ross and Jerry the King Lawler are sitting at ring side starting
to commentate on what they just heard...
Jim
Ross -
Well
you heard it right folk's. Anyway later on in the night, all of the talk will
be over and the battle will begin when ever Rob Van Dam will team up with Kane
to fight u[ against Stone Cold Steve Austin and The living Legend Chris
Jericho!
The
King Jerry Lawler -
Well J.R we must go and take a commercial break for. We will be right back
right after this. All stay tuned, we will be right back!
...A
commercial then come's about the show promoting WWE X Vengeance and WWE X
Summerslam....
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