{...After Smackdown went off the air, it was officially just three days away from the biggest event of June. Which is the Pay Per View that is now replacing King Of The Ring, which is called Bad Blood! Now on Smackdown Eric Bischoff, General Manager of the WWE X made a match confirming the winner will be facing the winner of Rob Van Dam and Chris Jericho at the next Pay Per View. The match that was signed was The Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle vs The Deadman, Undertaker vs the New Comer Vampiro vs The Bionic Redneck Texas Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin! And Bischoff announced that match as who ever comes out on top will be the number one contender for the World Wrestling Entertainment X Heavyweight Championship!...}

{...Now after Smackdown just went off the Air on Thursday night, Stone Cold stayed back stage a little while. He then decided to start taking care of business. First he started off with taking a walk toward Chris Jericho's locker room! As he was walking down the halls he bumped into Eric Bischoff, and then they begin to start a confrontation....}

::: General Manager Eric Bischoff ::: "Hello Steve, nice to see you here right after Smackdown. I thought once I announced you in that fatal four way match against The Undertaker, and Kurt Angle, and Vampiro, that you would of left right away to go prepare but I guess I was wrong."

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "You know, you did an absolutely wonderful thing. Honestly, you did! You put the Texas Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin in a fatal four way match against those bastards? Well that makes things much much and I mean much easier for me. Cause you know just who the hell I am, don't you?"

::: General Manager Eric Bischoff ::: "You are the toughest Son of a Bitch in the WWE X today, god damnit."

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "Woah, thats damn right! Now Bischoff, you know just who the hell I am, I guess since you were honest and called me the toughest sum bitch in the WWE X today! Well you know I am that, and after tonight I will walk down to that ring first, and then as I watch the other three jackasses take there place in there respective side of the ring, I will lay them out, and beat the living hell out of all them sumbitches asses, and you know there ain't a damn person in this company or this world that will stop me!"

::: General Manager Eric Bischoff ::: "Oh Steve I am sure as hell I could stop you....." ( Stone Cold then interupts...)

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "Oh is that so?" 

{...Bischoff then gets in Stone Cold's face and yells...} 

::: General Manager Eric Bischoff ::: "Yes it sure as hell is Steve! I am the general manager of this damn company and I can do whatever the HELL I WANT!!"

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "You know Eric, I am about THIS close to losing my damn temper! And as you just said and admitted, I am the toughest sumbitch in this company. Now answer this, do you want me to lose it or not?"

::: General Manager Eric Bischoff ::: "Lose it, I dare. I'll have you're ass fired and arrested in the matter of just a split second and you will not beable to wrestle this Sunday at Bad Blood meaning that you will never EVER get a chance to get you're hands on that world Heavyweight championship title so I dare you,  just try me now!"

{...Stone Cold then goes to punch Bischoff and give him the Stunner, but Bischoff ducks from it jsut in time and runs away yelling for security to come to his aid, and calm Austin down!... Once he is calmed down, Bischoff walks over closer to Austin while he is held by three big security guards, and then once Bischoff walks back over to him, Austin tries as hard as he can to escape the security guards strength but it is just too much for him too over come. Then Since Bischoff doesn't think Austin will calm down any time soon, Bischoff orders the three security guards to arrest his ass!...}

::: General Manager Eric Bischoff ::: "Take him away and arrest him! And ban him from the arena until Sunday's Bad Blood Pay Per View, and not let him come in the arena until his match is called!! Now take him AWAY!"

{...The three security guards then drag him away and walk to the exit of the arena and throw him outside. Then he trys to get back into the arena and get back at Bischoff but all the doors of the arena are locked therefor, He then gets into his Black pickup truck with the white skull on both of the doors. Once he is in it, he drives away speeding real fast. He then drives toward an airport which is where he will catch his flight and fly to Houston Texas to his Home State where the Pay Per View Bad Blood will take place in three days on Sunday! He enters the airport and he has an interviewer with him holding a camera there for he can be interviewed for his match at Bad Blood against Vampiro, Kurt Angle, and the Undertaker...}

::: Interviewer ::: "So Austin, what do you think about getting kicked out of the arena after Smackdown went off of the air just a few hours ago?"

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "What do I think huh? Well that Eric Bischoff is gonna get a huge ass whooping and thats the bottom line. Enough said about that jackass! Now I really got to talk about my match in three days at the June Pay Per View, Bad Blood! Now you see, I don't know exactly who the hell you are Vampiro, but you really make me sick to my stomach. WHAT? I said you make me sick as hell. WHAT? You disgust me. WHAT? You're a sick ass freak. What? It looks like he have some kind of damn plastic surgery done on you're face. What? I really am scared to get into that ring with a freak like you. I might be afraid you'll suck all my blood out of my body, because quite frankly thats what it looks like you do for a living! Just take a little look at you're self. You're a freak. WHAT? A sick ass freak. WHAT? A jackass. WHAT?  A loser that will get his ass whooped. WHAT? Kicked. WHAT? Streight to hell in you're very first match ever in the WWE X! Now I heard you drag you're little goth ass down to that ring just a few minutes ago and quite frankly Vampiro you absoutely make me sick. You call me a drunk alcoholic huh? Well I love it when you call me that cause quite frankly, I absolutely love being called drunk because you know you're self that when someone is drunk, and especially as drunk as I get that people like me don't know what they are doing and they just go very crazy when they are drunk so being drunk has its indefinant advantages! Then you walk out there and call me a wife beater and a red neck well quite frankly I love being called a Redneck, yeah cause you know I am from Houston Texas, my hometown of Bad Blood. And living in Houston, Texas makes me a real badass rebel! So now what I consider you by mocking Stone Cold Steve Austin and doing a little flip of you're middle finger, so yeah you are a Stone Cold Steve Austin, Texas Rattlesnake, wanna be! But thats fine cause you Vampiro will never and I mean NEVER ever be as good as The Texas Rattlesnake, you're truly myself Stone Cold Steve Austin, and THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN SAID SO!!! Now that is all I gotta say about you Vampiro except like you told me, you said get ready uh? Well you better get ready because after I whoop you're ass all around the arena in Houston Texas, I will drag you're ass outside so that the fans and the audience in the arena do not witness just what I am going to do to you're gothic way of life, and that is quite frankly, WHOOP YOU'RE ASS, OHHH HELL YEAH!!!!!" {...Austin then gets closer to the camera and begins speaking about Kurt Angle now...} "Now Kurt, you heard all that bull shit that, that Gothic Jackass Vampiro said about me huh? Well basically all the shit I said about him, also I should say to you. But Stone Cold Steve Austin doesn't have enough time to sit here and run my gums about how I am going to whoops you're ass as well as the Deadman Undertaker as well. Nut I will get to him later. But Kurt, we never really ahd much of a history or atleast I don't believe so. Ohh yeah thats Right, me and you as long as the other Horseman faced off at the War Games at last months May Pay Per View Judgement Day but like I just said before this is now and that was then and as I also said I am not going to site here running my mouth talking shit about you or anyone else cause quite frankly I'm not much of a talker I am mainly an action person and I will show you that come this Sunday at Bad Blood when I whoops you're ass all the way to hell and back and I will show you're olympic ass just who the hell you are messing with and that is a drunked no good bastard that doesn't give a rats ass about anyone in this business or in this world! And Kurt, you're one of the guys that does not deserve that world title shot. Thats just one more of the many reasons why I wanna kick you're ass all over HOUSTON TEXAS, in front of the fans of my home town!! And there is no way in hell that you can tell me I am not going to win in my home town! Because I will whoop Vampiro's ass and take him back to school as he likes to say, then I will Stun that olympic Gold Jackass with the stunner and break his damn neck and don't even think I will feel a bit of any kind of sorrow for that bastard because I won't. I am the Texas Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I do whatever the hell I want then of course I do whatever the hell I want. And THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN SAID SO!"

{...Austin then calms down a bit because he was starting to get all red in the face so he takes a little breather and sits down on a chair at the airport with a box of Budweiser beer, and while he is sitting down he pulls out two cans of budweiser beer and hits them up against each other and they spill open and he raises them in the air and drenches himself in beer! After he is done with that he then continues speaking about Kurt Angle and just about ready to start with the Deadman, Undertaker!...}

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "Now like I was saying before I had to drench myself and have a little Beer Bash right here in this here airport, was that Angle, the olympic gold medalist jackass, don't stand a chance with The Texas Rattlesnake because if I feel the way that I feel right now except this time come Sunday, I will whoop you're ass. Reason being is that I am a drunk son of a bitch! Even that gothic bastard, Vampiro said I was drunk. Well you know Vampiro having you say that, just makes me feel good as hell, and makes me want to show you just what the hell A drunk person like the Texas Rattlesnake can do! Now before I run out of time, because my personal plane should be here any minute now to take me down to Houston, Texas. Well like I just said before my plane comes I got to go talk about that Dead man Undertaker! So Taker, we haven't had much of a history either being that I have only been in the WWE X since just after Backlash when that whole Jericho slash Triple H, thing took place. Well I guess before I get carried away on that subject of that untire story I shall continue my little speech on the dead man Undertaker. Well as I was saying Taker, I beat you in a one on one match way back on May 8th this year and you know what the result of that match was huh? Yeah you bet you're dead ass it was the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin. WHAT? I kicked you're ass. WHAT? I whooped you're ass. WHAT? Tonight I will do the exact same thing I did back then, except hopefully this time I will end you're career my bloodying you all up and make it so you never want to step foot in the ring with the Texas Rattlesnake Bionic Redneck! So Undertaker now all I really got to say about you're ass is just bring it and bring everything you got because I am the gough son of a bitch in the World Wrestling Entertainment X, and no one and I mean no one especially someone that walks around calling himself the deadman, yeah just like you! Now also as you might know I didn't have a match scheduled today on Smackdown, but don't worry I was backstage the untire night and I scouted you're match Taker, and you won! WHAT? You whooped Hurricanes ass. WHAT? You whooped The Game's ass. WHAT? Yyou whooped Triple H's Ass! WHAT? You won that match. You should be proud of you're self I mean you actually won a triple threat match against the guy who calls himself the Game but them most surprising thing I saw on Smackdown was you beating a true superhero. Yeah thats right, I am talking about the Hurricane. You beat him! WHAT? Well don't worry both of those guys absolutely suck and are not even no where near close to being in my league! So you beat two tough guys. So what I mean by that was you beat guys that suck. Then that means I am better then you Taker, ya see I have a reputation for getting arrested and starting and making a lot of hell for everyone in the world and everyone in this WWE X Company, and everyone knows that especially you Undertaker since I whooped you're ass back on May 8th. But then since then, I have not won my last four matches. Thats right I am on a losing streak. WHAT? That will all end this Sunday when I whoop you're ass come this Sunday at the Pay Per View Bad Blood! Now that is really all I got to say about you Deadman!" 

{... Austin then hears "Flight 82 to Houston Texas is loading now...}

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "Well thanks for the interview but as you heard that is my flight and I am off to Houston Texas, to go back to my home town where Bad Blood is taking place! See ya later and give Vampiro, and Kurt Angle, and The Deadman, a little message from The Texas Rattlesnake. My message is this" {...Stone Cold then flips off the camera...} "And tell them that Stone Cold Steve Austin just whooped there ass!"

::: Interviewer ::: "I will do, Stone Cold. Have a Good flight to Houston Texas and good luck in you're match at Bad Blood!"

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "Thanks but now I am off before my plane leaves without me!"

{...Stone Cold then picks up his bags and case of beer and heads to his terminal where he catches the plane at. Then he gets on it and finds a seat in the very back of the plane, where he can catch a good view of the airport. Then the plane takes off and about three hours later it finally arrives at the Airport in Houston Texas. Then Austin wakes up after falling asleep the entire way to Houston. Then the plane pilot announces...}

::: Plane Pilot ::: "We are now entering the Houston Airport in Texas. Please keep you're seat belts buckled until we come to a complete stop, Thankyou!"

{...Once the airplane then comes to a complete stop, Austin and everyone else gets off the plane in an orderly fashion. Once Austin is off the plane, he looks around still inside the airport. He is looking for a bar so that he can join some of his beer drinking friends! He then finds a bar inside the airport. He then enters the Bar...}

::: People in the Bar ::: "Hey everyone look its STONE COLD!!"

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "Yeah nice to see you all but I am not here to talk about everyone here in this bar, I am here to tell everyone in this bar to watch Bad Blood this time come Sunday at the Pay Per View, regardless if you go to the event right here in HOUSTON TEXAS {...Bar Croud screams and cheers for Austin...} Or if you watch it on television! I just want everyone here to see me on television or in person beat the living shit out of that gothin freak, WHAT? Vampiro, WHAT? Kurt, WHAT? Angle, WHAT? The deadman, WHAT? The Undertaker, WHAT? If you all want to see the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin to open a can of whoop as on all them sumbitches ass's then give me a OHH HELL YEAH!!"

::: People in the Bar ::: "OHH HELL YEAH!!"

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "OHH HELL YEAH, thats right. Now hey man, {...Stone Cold points to a guy in his mid 20's and ask's him..} who is you're prediction for this match that I am against, Vampiro, WHAT? Kurt Angle, WHAT? The Undertaker?"

::: Guy in mid 20's ::: "My prediction is the TEXAS RATTLESNAKE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN OHH HELL YEAH!!!"

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "OHH HELL YEAH THATS RIGHT?!? What's you're name?"

::: Guy in mid 20's ::: "My name is Dave"

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "Awesome Dave, now everyone give this guy a round of applause for predicting the TEXAS RATTLESNAKE to whoop ass all over Houston Texas tonight!!"

{...Everyone then starts clapping for Dave, and Stone Cold Steve Austin. Then Stone Cold points to another guy who is in his early 30's with a pretty big build and is about 6-6 270 pounds, and then asks him...}

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "Who do you think is going to win this match that I am in at Bad Blood huh?"

::: Guy in Early 30's ::: "Well no offence to you Steve, but I just have to say I think Vampiro is going to win. Because he is new and I kind of like Goth's and all and just seeing his pictures and videos on the internet about him, I think he looks kind of scary and all."

{...Then everyone in the bar gets silent while he is talking and starts booing for him and saying Stone Cold, Stone Cold, Whoop his ass. Whoop his ass...}

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "Vampiro huh? What's you're name?"

::: Guy in early 30's ::: "My name is Brandon."

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "You still think Vampiro is going to win huh Brandon?"

::: Brandon ::: "Yeah!"

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "Well that was a big mistake because....."

{...Then the croud breaks out in another "Whoop his ass" chant...}

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "You all want me to whoop this guy's ass huh? Well you know, noone should ever disrespect me the way you, Brandon, just did, by saying you think Vampiro is going to win."

::: Brandon ::: "Well I am sorry Steve, I am just tell......{...Stone Cold interupts...}

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "You know, I am just about this close to losing my temper."

{...Croud starts up a "Lose it, lose it" chant...}

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "You want me to lose it now huh? Well this guy deserves it for thinking that gothic freak even has any close chane in defeating me! So look at me, right in the eye, and say Stone Cold, you will whoop his ass!"

::: Brandon ::: "I have a right to think who is going to win and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it."

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "Well I sure can whoop you're ass now can't I?"

{...Austin then goes to deliver a stunner, but the guy ducks and Austin can't hit it then the guy punches Austin full blast knocking him down and over some chairs and onto a table then the guy picks up a beer can and smashes it over Austin's head. Then Austin gets back up and punches him in the gut barely knocking the wind out of him. Then the 6 Foot 6 guy falls over a chair backwards then Austin gets up and smashes a glass beer bottle over his head making a big shatter and glass goes flying everywhere. Once that is done the manager of the night club / Bar, called the police and within minutes the police arrive and put handcuffs around Austin and then they put him into the police car and take him to Jail. Then once he is there, he gets locked up in a cell and will only get released for 2,000 dollars bond. Then Austin starts telling the guy who locked him up to let him go because he got a match this Sunday and he can't miss it. Then the guy says...}

::: Police Guy :::"Oh yeah you're Stone Cold, I know who you are." 

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "Yeah then will you release me?"

::: Police guy ::: "I don't think so"

{...Then in the room walks Chris Jericho surrounded by a guard making sure the two don't do anything. Then Jericho pays the guy the 2,000 dollars he needs to release him on Bond. Then he gets released and once they get out of the Jail room and out of the Jail completely. Jericho gets a limousine to take him back to his hotel which is where he will stay until Sunday's Bad Blood Pay Per View. Then Austin gets his black pick up truck to take him to his House since he lives in Houston, Texas. He then stays there until early Sunday Morning...}

Scene Two
Arriving at the Arena

{...Stone Cold then drives toward the arena from his house taking about 15 Minutes. Once he enters the parking lot of the arena he gets ready to get out of his Truck but a worked from the arena comes up to his truck...}

::: Arena Worker ::: "Hey Steve, I got sent out here from strict rules of Eric Bischoff to tell you that you are to stay out here until you're match is scheduled so that you do not cause any trouble here tonight like you did last Thursday on Smackdown!"

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin::: "Get the hell out of my way, you sorry bastard!"

{...Austin then slams the door open knocking the Arena worker over then Austin runs to the arena carrying his bags of wrestling gear. He then enters the arena and his first seen my Kevin Kelly...}

::: Kevin Kelly ::: "Stone Cold, Stone Cold.....Stone Cold, wait up a minute. What are you doing here already. I mean didn't Eric Bischoff give you strict orders to not make an appearence inside of the arena until you're match is called."

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "Sure as hell he did but, you got to remember just who the hell you are talking to and that is the Texas Rattlesnake! You see like everyone in this company calls me, or atleast everyone should call me something and that is the toughest sumbitch around and I am sticking to that tonight, by not listening to what that bastard Eric Bischoff had to say! All I got to say now is that Vampiro, I will make you're very first match in the WWE X one to remember, and you know how earlier you said that you think the name Bad Blood just gives you the chills and makes you feel good. Well once you are covered in blood with you're skin and and all that damn face and make up shit you put on you're self! Now Angle you see you have not made an appearance as of late, and that is probally because you are a scared little kid, that whill whine. WHAT? Scream. WHAT? Shit his pants. WHAT? Yeah like a little baby that you are. Now back to Taker. You see, Taker I really want to beat you down just as bad as I want that Vampiro beaten to a bloody pulp."

::: Kevin Kelly ::: "Now Austin what are you going to do if Eric Bischoff finds out that you are already in the arena tonight?"

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "What am I going to do huh? Its simple. Well first he will deffinantly know I am hear. The reason being is that In just a few minutes after I get you're fat ass out of my face I am going to head down that isle or that ramp, whatever the hell you wanna call it and throw a whole hell alot more of shit at my three other opponents tonight at Bad Blood."

::: Kevin Kelly ::: "So Steve now wh......." {...Stone Cold Interupts...}

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "I dont give a damn about you so just get you're fat ass out of my way, this thing called an interview is over, and I am headed out to that ring right this second and there ain't a damn person, WHAT? owner, WHAT? wrestler, WHAT? superstar,WHAT? Bischoff that is going to stop me. OHH HELL YEAH!! And THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN SAID SO. This little or so called interview is over. Listen carefully Kevin, never know some stuff I say out there, may half to do with you."

{...Stone Cold then pushes away Kevin Kelly, then Kevin Kelly stands there a bit confused about what Stone Cold said about him. Austin then walks away in the apposite direction of Kevin  Kelly. Then Austin heads toward the stage entrance so that he can walk down to the ring and cut his official WWE X Bad Blood Pay Per View Promo...}

Beginning of Bad Blood!

::: Jim Ross ::: "Hello everyone and we all welcome you to this months major event, which is the monthly Pay Per View for June which is Bad Blood! We got some great matches schedule tonight. The main event is featuring the current WWE X World Heavyweight Champion, King Of The World, Chris Jericho, against the guy who claims to call himself, Mr Pay Per View, RVD, Rob Van Dam! That match is scheduled to be a world Heavyweight Championship match. We also got a no Holds barred match featuring the 325 Pounder 7 footer Kevin Nash against Version 1 Matt Hardy! Also everyone knows that there is the returning Goldberg that is having his debut match in the WWE X against The People's Champion, The Rock! But The Rock has not been all that great lately and I talked to GoldBerg earlier and he went crazy when I talked about his match. So that must mean that he really wants and needs this match badly. We also got the match featuring Edge and The Hurricane for the World Wrestling Entertainment X Europeon Championship Match. Then we got the match that just may steal this show away and that match is a fatal four way featuring an Olympic hero who at one time was a WWE X Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle, the other opponent in this fatal four way match is The Dead Man, The Undertaker. The new guy who is debuting tonight at Bad Blood as well is the gothic and very freaky and scary in my mind, Vampiro. But also do not forget the guy who calls himself the toughest Son of a bitch, The bionic Redneck, The Texas Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin! This should be a great night and history in the making but stay tuned because next is Stone Cold Steve Austin! But for now we got to show you a commercial featuring a promo of Bad Blood!"

Commercial......Bad Blood Promo......Goldberg Returning Comerical......Vampiro Debuting Commercial....

{...Suddenly "GLASS SHATTERS!!!" And Austins music hits the P.A system as he is wearing his black shirt with the words "Bullet Proof" written on the front in white and the words on his back "Stone Cold" also labeled in white text. Then as he walks down to the ring he has his blue jeans and carrying two cans of budweiser beer in his hands also walking at a rather quick pace looking kind of serious. While he is walking down to the ring the entire arena his chanting "Stone Cold, WHAT?, Stone cold, WHAT?, Stone Cold, WHAT?" Then he jumps up onto the greyish white apron with the lebel Bad Blood and the Blood logo on it engraved in Dark Blood Red. Then once he jumped up on the apron he puts down his two cans of budweiser beer by the closest turnbuckle to him and then he walks to the closest turnbuckle and jumps up on it and flips off the audience trying to do his hell raising thing. He then jumps down and goes to another turnbuckle and jumps up on it and does his exact same taunt by flipping off the croud, he then walks quickly to the runbuckle on the other side of the ring and does the same finger flipping taunt then he finally finishes up by doing that taunt one more time. After he is all done taunting is music finally stops blearing through the P.A system, he then heads over to the ropes on the far side of the ring and asks Lilian Garcia for a mic so that he can begin speaking about his match at Bad Blood later on in the night! }

::: Jerry Lawler ::: "Don't speak J.R, The Texas Rattlesnake is about to begin speaking and we don't wanna miss what he has to say!"

::: Jim Ross ::: "I wasn't talking"

::: Jerry Lawler ::: "Now you are"

::: Jim Ross ::: "Oh Shoosh, Hes about to begin speaking"

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? Ohh HELL YEAH!!! The Texas Rattlesnake has finally entered the arena right here in HOUSTON TEXAS!!" {...Croud Cheers for Austin...} "Now all I got to say is you are a sorry ass bastard, Mr. Eric Bischoff. I'll get to you later but for now I came out here to talk about my match tonight against Kurt Angle. WHAT? The Undertaker. WHAT? That gothic freak! Vampiro, take a look at you're self. You disgust me. WHAT? You make me sick! WHAT? You are a freak! WHAT? yeah thats right I called you're lousy ass, a freak! You are sick in the head. All I got to say about you is take a small peak in the mirror and you will know exactly what they hell I am talking about! Now Kurt Angle. WHAT? The olympic. WHAT? Gold Medalist. WHAT? Yeah the olympic Gold Medalist, so thats what he calls him self. You are a true american Icon arn't ya? WHAT? A entertainer? WHAT? A super hero? WHAT? A red white and blue jackass, who is about this close to getting his red white and blue ass kicked all over my hometown, right here in HOUSTON, TEXAS {...Croud cheers for Austin...} Now you got those three gold medals, don't ya? Well yeah sure you did. But to me you are nothing but a wanna be true American hero! And now these guys right here in HOUSTON, TEXAS, all know exactly who the true American hero is. Right ya'll?" {...Croud starts up a WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT Chant...} "Who?!?" {...Croud Starts up a STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD Chant...} "Yeah thats what I thought now Kurt, Deadman, Taker, Vamps, Vampire, Vampiro, whatever the hell you're name is, you know now exactly who the true american is, well atleast you know who the true american hero is right here in HOUSTON, TEXAS. Yeah that's right. It's me! Now all of you listen up for a minute I got to tell you all a little story. Ok now that story began last night after Smackdown went off of the air, I met up with Eric Bischoff in the halls of the Arena. And we started talking then that guy got me mad! Who the hell does he think he is?!? I have no idea. Anyway he threw me out of the arena and said I couldn't come to this arena that I am in right now, before my match is called. Well look Bischoff, I am here, now arn't I? Well I told you that you're sorry little ass couldn't do a damn thing to me. So after I left him I went to the airport and caught my plane. Then after three long ass boring hours on the plane, I then got off and then headed to a bar that was right there inside of the airport. Once I was there, they really cheered me on. Of course they did, it was because it was right here in HOUSTON, TEXAS! Then you see I had one beer! WHAT? two beers! WHAT? Three Beers! WHAT? Four beers! WHAT? five beers! WHAT? Six cans of beer! WHAT? I drenched myself in Seven beers! WHAT? Then what the hell, why not an 8th beer. WHAT? So I had my 8th beer then I soaked myself in one more making it nine beers! WHAT? What the hell, why not make it an even ten beers! WHAT? So yeah or I should say ALLLLL HELL YEAH I was sure drunk as hell that night after I beat up this one big ass guy who first knocked me out, then I sure showed him! Now I want to give a huge shout out to those guys that gave me all of that fan support in the bar the other night. If there is any of them here give me a HELL YEAH!!!!!!!" {...Everyone ends up giving Stone Cold a HELL YEAH...} "No no no, I meant to actually say anyone who likes getting down and dirty and loves getting there ass drunk as hell give me a HELL YEAH!!!! "{...Croud then gives Stone Cold A HELL YEAH...} "Yeah thats how they all should be. Now I am going to have to start to tell you all just one more thing and that thing is something that is going to happen and what is going to happen right here, WHAT? Right now. WHAT? Right in front of all of you. WHAT? Right here in HOUSTON, TEXAS! And I am going to announce to all of you just like I said, right here, right now, in front of everyone in HOUSTON, TEXAS, there will be just a small change of things, and what is going to happen here tonight is I have hired a certain some one that will most deffinantly guide me streight to the top of the World Wrestling Entertainment X federation! And the certain someone is an agent of a certain someone in the WWE X! You all know who I am talking about right?!? Well just holdon, before I bring this guy out here I am going to give you a brief summary of what this guy means to the business called WWE X. He is the agent of a superstar in the beep. Haha well I mean I can't really tell you because once you think about it there is really only one AGENT in the WWE X. There are an awful lot of managers but only one agent so that should definantly give it away to you all! Well this guy is most definantly the best manager slash agent in this history of every single company ever invented. I shall give you all one more clue then I will let you know just who will be my new agent! He is the agent of a world Champion! So One more thing, this guy will guide me to the top of the WWE X business and next month I will face my partner Horseman Chris Jericho, or Rob Van Dam!"

::: Jim Ross ::: "Oh My God, King. Tell me to tell us already, god damnit, who could it be?!?"

::: Jerry Lawler ::: "Yeah tell us Steve! Well it looks like he is ready to tell us!"

::: Jerry Lawler ::: "Quite maybe he will tell!"

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "My new agent that will guide this Texas Rattlesnake to the top of the mountain and to the top of the WWE X food Chain is none other than PAUL HEYMAN!!"

::: Jerry Lawler ::: "Oh my it is Paul Heyman, oh my god! That is a sure surprise!"

::: Jim Ross ::: "Oh damnit, why, why, why Steve? Why did he just announce Paul Heyman as his new manager?"

{...Paul Heyman's music hits as he walks down the ramp dressed in his black suit with a tie on it and blue jean pants and has a kind of big smile on his face looking like he is looking forward to being Stone Cold's manager. Then he slowly steps foot inside of the ring while Stone Cold is holding the bottom rope with his leg so that he can have easy access to the ring. Then once he is in the ring, Paul Heyman and Stone Cold both shakes hands and give each other a hug and a pat on the back. Then Austin leans over the ropes and grabs a mic as he then tosses it to Paul Heyman so he can begin speaking...}

::: Paul Heyman ::: "Now now, don't worry you said it you're self before just a few minutes ago, that Stone Cold was the true american. Well what is a true american without a world title huh? There is no true american unless he has that belt along side his waist. Now you all know my other client, Chris Jericho, has the belt that Stone Cold wants so bad! And now just maybe if Steve wins this match which he most likely will then he will get a shot at my other client Chris Jericho. but of course that is only if Jericho beats Rob Van Dam, which he will do! But I really came out here just to tell you all that Steve has my full 100% support in this match here tonight in the fatal four way! But before I get too carried away on that, I got too bring a certain someone down to the ring right now that currently holds the WWE X Heavyweight Championship and that is my other client, Chris Jericho!"

{...Break the walls down hits the P.A system as Jericho walks out from behind the curtains while wearing his very colorful light blue and black sleaved very fancy and silky shirt. He comes out to a major BOO by the fans. But it doesn't bother him. He then jumps up on the outside of the mat canvas as Austin is then holding the bottom rope with his foot so he can enter the ring. Once inside the ring, Austin gets another mic from the outside of the ring and tosses it to Jericho so he can begin speaking...}

::: Chris Jericho ::: {...Points to Austin...} "Hello, Steve." {...He then points to Paul Heyman standing a few feet away from him...} "Hello Paul." Well I see that you Steve have got you're self an agent just like my self. Well that is just cool because he is the agent of me and Jeff Jarrett as well so why not just make him the agent of the entire Horseman Team? Now Austin all I got to say is tonight you better beat those ass clowns, I mean look at who the hell you are facing. Ass clown number one is The olympic assclown that I have beaten who knows how many times the Ass clown number two is the Dead man walking Undertaker, and last but not least the Gothic ass clown himself, the gothic freak I should call Vampiro! Now Steve go out there and whoop there ass like you like to say and get that number one contender shot so that you can face ME at the next pay per view which is Vengeance! Because I sure as hell know I am going to whoop that Robby Van dam's ass all over this arena! Now before I end this small talk with you Austin I have just got to wish you luck in this match and tell that Vampiro ass clown to watch out because you are the toughest sumbitch in the WWE X, and never mess with a Texas Rattlesnake like you, Steve, because you will bite him and all of you're other opponents that you face today or any other day, right in the ass!"

::: Stone Cold Steve Austin ::: "Well thanks you two but really you shouldn't wish me any luck because the only kind of luck I need is make sure that, that sick freak doesn't make a move on me." {...Laughs to himself...} "Because you look at him, and he looks like disgusting really, he may just be a bit on the happy side, if you know what I mean! And Paul I got to thankyou very much for accepting my offer the other night when I called you on the phone and asked you to be my Agent! I basically called you up and I mean you're the only agent in the world that I would call up to ask to be my agent because quite frankly, you are the man! I mean you guided Chris Jericho all the way to the top of the mountain making him and letting him win the huge WWE X title not only just once but twice, two times! The only guy in the history of the WWE X to win that certain title two times! Now with you're help Paul I would be proud of you if you make me go to the top as well! First thing is first, and first thing that is going to happen is tonight Paul Heyman, you will come out with the ring by my side and lead me to victory! AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN SAID SO!!!! Ok Jericho, and Paul, we are not done yet! You see those two beer cans right over there laying beside the turnbuckle? Well go over there and each of you grab one." {...Austin then jumps up on another turnbuckle and asks lilian garcia to throw him 5 more budweiser beers. She then throws them to him, and he jumps down off the turnbuckle and speaks again...} "You know Lilian, how about you get in this ring right now, and drink some beer and make a toast to the soon to be WWE X Champion? You like Beer I am sure you do. So you should get off that chair and come in the ring and have a toast to Stone Cold, Paul Heyman, and Chris Jericho!"

{...Lilian Garcia then gets up off of her chair and climbs up the steel black steps and then Stone Cold puts his foot on the rope, making it easier for her to get in. Then Austin hands her a beer and they slam them in to each other then Austin slams his beer into Jericho's and Heyman's as well Then Lilian gets her self completely soaked in budweiser beer! Then they take turns splashing the beer everyone and hitting there can's up against eatch other. Once they are all done getting soaked in beer, Stone Cold Steve Austin's "GLASS SHATTER'S" music hits the P.A system then Stone Cold walks up the isle it large amount's of cheer's but then Chris Jericho's "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN" music hits the P.A and as soon as his hits, the croud starts up a huge BOO chant, for both him and his agent Paul Heyman. Then Lilian Garcia stays in the ring finishing off her beer, once she is all done with it, she sits back down at her announcers booth then Good O'le Jim Ross, and Jerry The King Lawler finish up by giving some more commentary...}

::: Jim Ross ::: "Wow now that was just a huge awesome Beer Bash. You never know, maybe we will see that later tonight if Stone Cold beats Vampiro!"

::: Jerry Lawler ::: "Yeah that is an IF you know. Because don't forget that Vampiro is a monster and a freak and you never know what a guy like that could always end up doing to human flesh when he gets in the ring with Stone Cold later tonight."

::: Jim Ross ::: "Well folks that is all for right now, we got some jam packed, or action packed matches and all kind's of stuff happening tonight. You should all stay tuned for what is about to happen here tonight at this month's major event Pay Per View, Bad Blood! Now once we come back we will feature"