Josh: Are you ready JJ?
JJ: Oh yeah, I am more
Josh: Folks it is time
for the ACCW Global Heavyweight Championship Match!
JJ: What a main event
this will be, both of these men hate an despise each other beyond belief!
Josh: Three months ago
these men were supposed to go toe to toe but the show was canceled and it never
JJ: And tonight these
two men are going to be let loose on each other.
Josh: So lets quit the
yapping and get this match underway!
Andrea: Coming to the
ring first, the challenger, weighting in at 320 and is from
(Fog covers the entranceway as the ď
of FaithĒ by Kid Rock slowly picks up over the PA system.
appears through the fog and just stands there as the crowd gives him a huge
roar of boos.
slowly walks down towards the ring with his head lowered ignoring all the fans
on each side of him.
slowly rolls into the ring and walks over to a corner leaning back and waiting)
Andrea: And his
opponent, the current ACCW Global Champion, weighting in at 280 pounds and he is
, Mr. Ed!!!
(The boos instantly disappear from the crowd and cheers
fill the arena. ďSmells Like Teen SpiritĒ by Nirvana roars over the PA
system and Mr. Ed comes walking out onto the entrance ramp! Mr. Ed runs over to
the left side of the entrance ramp and taunts then jogs over to the opposite
side taunting as the crowd cheers and the arena lights up with camera flashes!
Mr. Ed finally turns and heads towards the ring tapping the title that is around
his waist. Mr. Ed steps into the ring watching
closely. Mr. Ed hands his title to the ref who holds it up showing the fans
that this is for the Global Championship!)
Josh: Here we go folks!
(DING DING DING, Mr. Ed struts over to
with a smile on his face and he is clapping.
still hasnít looked up yet. Mr. Ed stands right in front of
and he lifts
ís head up and slaps him across the face!!! Mr. Ed is smiling still as he
looks at the crowd and they cheer)
hasnít budged yet, and Mr. Ed just gave him the ultimate disgrace, a slap!
(Mr. Ed is still looking into the crowd when
grabs Ed and shoves him into the corner and begins giving him some violent
knees and punches all at the same time!!!
then throws in a headbutt! Mr. Ed canít defend himself, he tries to shove
back but he just charges forward and gives Mr. Ed a huge clothesline into the
corner almost knocking him over the top)
Josh: As you can see
is furious that he is not the Global Champion!
continues to maul Mr. Ed until Mr. Ed falls to the mat sitting back against the
grabs Mr. Ed by the throat with both hands and lifts him straight up and sits
him up on the top rope giving him a huge chop which gets the fans booing him.
climbs up to the top rope with Mr. Ed)
JJ: You donít usually
see these heavyweights going up to the top rope.
Josh: But when you do
look out someone is going to get hurt!
hooks Ed in a belly to belly suplex position but Mr. Ed gives
a headbutt and he goes to grab
clubs Mr. Ed in the back!
then grabs Mr. Ed by the throat! They very carefully turn around on the top
lifts Ed straight up into the air and leaps off of the top rope with him and
brings him down to the mat with a huge chokeslam from the top rope!)
Josh: Can you believe
that! What a high impact move this early in the match up!
goes for the cover, 1Ö2Ö Mr. Ed kicks out and the crowd begins to cheer and
chant his name!
stands to his feet starring into the crowd as the cheers fade and boos break
picks Ed up to his feet and lifts
him up onto his shoulder.
then runs over to the ropes throwing Ed up and he comes down throat first
across the top rope!)
does have the weight and power advantage but Mr. Ed has the fans and the skill
to over take them advantages.
picks Mr. Ed up but Ed takes
over with a firemanís carry and Ed holds on to the head lock.
gets up to his knees as Mr. Ed still has a headlock locked in.
is up to his feet and Mr. Ed still has the headlock locked on him.
then lifts Mr. Ed up and brings him down with a back drop.
quickly picks Mr. Ed up and lifts him up and plants him in the middle of the
ring with a scoop slam!)
Josh: Things arenít
looking good for our current Global Champion right as of this moment!
picks Mr. Ed to his feet and places his head between his legs calling for The
then flips Mr. Ed up but Ed begins to deliver punches to the head of
! Ed falls down to his feet in front of
, Ed gives
a knee and hooks him in a vertical suplex position and flips him over with it!)
JJ:Finally a few more
offensive moves from Mr. Ed.
(Mr. Ed then picks
up and whips him into the ropes,
comes running back and Mr. Ed bends down.
stops and kicks Mr. Ed in the chest causing him to jolt up right.
then goes for a big boot but Mr. Ed ducks under it and runs into the ropes. Mr.
Ed comes flying back with a diving forearm to the face of
taking him down)
Josh: Lets see if Mr.
Ed can follow up and stay in control of this match.
(Mr. Ed grabs
ís legs and flips him over wrenching back with a
pushes up and looks straight for the bottom rope.
begins to crawl over towards the ropes and just as he is inches away Mr. Ed
walks back to the middle and sits back lower onto
Josh: Oh no, Mr. Ed
tap, what a sight that would be!!!
lets out a huge bellowing scream and flips Ed over! Mr. Ed jumps up to his feet
springs forward going for a diving clothesline but Mr. Ed gets his foot up and
ís arm smashes into Mr. Edís boot!
instantly draws his arm back and grabs it in pain allowing Mr. Ed to counter
with a roaring elbow to the face laying
Josh: And out!
(Mr. Ed goes for the cover, 1Ö2Ö
gets his shoulder up. Mr. Ed canít believe it and presses
ís shoulder back down with another pin attempt, 1Ö2Ö
kicks out this time and he rolls out of the ring and the ref is leaning out of
the ropes warning him to get back inside.
stumbles over to the commentators table and leans on it breathing hard. Mr. Ed
then steps out of the ring and jabs
in the back!)
JJ: Theyíre battling
it out right in front of us folks!
shoves Mr. Ed back into the side of the ring hitting the ref and knocking him
back into the ring and
turns back around facing JJ and Josh. Mr. Ed comes back towards
rips the monitor out of the table and cracks it across the face of Mr. Ed
knocking him to the floor!)
Josh: Good God!
JJ: My monitor is
pulls out the other monitor and tosses it to the side.
then picks Mr. Ed up and rolls him onto the table. The crowd is booing
Archangel very badly now)
Josh: This crowd is so
bad I can barely hear myself think!
JJ: Letís get out of
here Archangel is now up on the table.
(Archangel picks Mr. Ed up and spins him around and holds
him up into a tombstone position. Mr. Ed knees Archangel in the head and
Archangel drops him. Mr. Ed then jabs Archangel and lifts him up into a side
walk slam position! Archangel jabs Ed in the head and he drops Archangel.
Archangel gives Ed and knee to the groin and places him between his legs!
Archangel flips Ed up and brings him down on the same table! The table is
destroyed and both men lay there for a minute)
JJ: OH MY GOD!
Josh: Mr. Ed landed
right on his neck!
JJ: And Archangel
landed on top of him!
(Archangel slowly begins to move and he stands to his feet
getting booed worst than ever before! Archangel picks the lifeless Mr. Ed and
rolls him into the ring and slides in after him. Archangel makes the cover but
the ref is still out. Archangel pounds on the mat and gets up walking over to
him. Archangel picks the ref up by his belt and just tosses him over towards Mr.
Ed who is still out)
JJ: There is no way Mr.
Ed can kick out after that, he landed right on his neck.
Josh: And he has had
neck problems earlier in his career.
(Archangel covers Mr. Ed and the ref slowly looks at them
and begins to make the count, 1Ö.2Ö.3 DING DING DING. ďLonely Road of
FaithĒ by Kid Rock picks up over the PA system. A staff member walks over
handing Archangel the ACCW Global Championship and he just looks at it for a
second then stands up taunting as the crowd boos him and Mr. Ed lay there
holding his neck)
Josh: We need some
EMTís out here, Mr. Ed is in some serious pain it looks like!
rolls out of the ring holding his Global Title in his hand that is raised high
in the air. As Archangel is making his way up the ramp EMTís come charging
down towards the ring with a stretcher. Archangel stops the stretcher and tells
the men to turn around. The music fades away as Archangel flips the stretcher
over and decks one EMT with a right jab!)
Josh: Now JJ this is
just uncalled for, Mr. Ed needs medical attention and Archangel is denying him
(Archangel grabs the other EMT and gives him a chokeslam on
the steel entrance ramp! Archangel then continues up the ramp and enters the
backstage area to nothing but loud boos. The camera zooms in on Mr. Ed who is
still laying there and the camera fades to black)