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Roleplay Number: 1--
Achivements None
Match: Vs. The Dudley Boys
Beaten Opponents: none yet

..:|[Scene]|:..Matt and Jeff Hardy are both seen out in the streets around the arena and its a dark cold night as they walk around in leather jackets talking amongst themselves.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Now Jeff we are sitting right out here outside the arena and it is a very cold and dark night but we truly are the men without fear thats what makes us strong.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Come on Matt that is true we will take this match beyond what any of our opponets has ever felt. They think that the last few TLC matches were rough just wait Matt they will see. I will prove to them that I am not the xtreme one and you may be The King of Xtreme and Mattitude but I am the god of Jeffitude and XTREME!

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
We will always give our lives to the wrestling business because we are destined to be the best that ever lived and personally Jeff I will never give up on my dreams not till death takes me from this world.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah the same truly does go here Matt and without a shadow of a doubt we will leave this business as legends that wont be forgotten and tonights going to be tough though Matt. Let's not get to overconfident just be prepared and for once I wish our opponets good luck...

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Yeah well of course they will need it look at us Hardy Boyz VERSION 1.0! In this great company the best survive and the weak fall in shame.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
So many teams have tried to beat us and all have fallen we have wins over Edge and Christian and The Dudley Boys. But Booker T and Goldust those 2 losers we have never faced them but I am sure that they will be push overs for the best team because to be the best you gotta beat the best and we have destroyed the best! You know what Matt I am sick of being told there is nothing we can do to go farther in this business there is nothing left to prove and nothing left to lose but there is something to gain. This will be just one of hose days where everything is on a crash course to a nightmare for our competition and it wont end any better then it started. Sometimes we must go beyond our old limits.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattittude" Matt Hardy]|:..
What are they going to due studder us to death the Dudleyz like thats supposed to scare the others out of the ring?

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
DU...DU...DU...DUDLEY BOYZ. What kind of threat are they why dont they just go the hell out of this company nobody truly does care about them and what reason should they. Bubba can use a new Bubba Bomb just by sitting his fat ass on his opponets that would knock tons of guys out cold.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Oh god I hope that dont happen because that would be an unfortunate twist of fate for us it would be just like fighting Rikishi expect his ass isnt quite as big. Not only that but we got the biggest SUCKA who hates Mattitude hes a sucker of my Mattitude he always pulls it out I know this arena loves me but losers like him drain it from everybody who stands behind it. He is just like a damn vaccum cleaner Booker T will be forced to see that he to is a freak. I dont care that hes the...

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
*Jeff mockingly does Booker Ts taunt* The 5 TIME 5 TIME 5 TIME LOSER! That's how many times he has lost that belt I mean how bad do you gotta be to lose it over and over again and then he took a major downward spiral in the wrestling business as his career hit rock bottom he joined up with losers right and left.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
None of our opponets have a true view of the world that actcually shows true potential to become a Mattitude follower the people waiting in that arena for us all want a dose of Mattitude and Jeffitude bro they love us for who we truly are and not what we used to pretend to be. I know that our opponets want to give us the best fight of our entire lives and everything cannot crumble beneath us. I dont care if we have to dangle from those Tag-Team title belts we must continue to hold on and never let go we must treat them like we did our dreams all our lives.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
People wanted to hold us back for so long that's why neither of us ever won a World Title wait we have and every one tried to stop us but we moved them right out of the damn way.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
I will do that because they are truly just like a road block what kind of game is that? Wait they truly do treat this like a game because they do not know how to take this business as seriously as we do. Our opponets have gone pretty far in the business specially the Dudleyz and Booker T but beating them what will that do for us if we can take out both of them at once it will prove that we are gods of wrestling.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
I already am a god. I am the damn god of Xtreme Matt but shouldnt we go to the arena soon?

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Yeah but come on Jeff lets go down and get some food first.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
That actcually is a better idea we dont want to be short on energy once the one bell rings and the battle begins for us we dont want to just fall to the ground over that. Remeber back when we were rookies we even proved a lot back then now we are at a breaking point a new era the year 2003 to. But it wont be the year of Edge or Christian or any 1 else the book ends, The Dudleyz go through their own tables, the golden globes will shatter, and Edge and Christian will both throw a fit and we will walk back up that entrance ramp to the locker room area laughing as they all look so stupid and fight amongst themselves. They are not ready lets be honest Shane is a fool if he cannot see that I havent even heard of The Dudleyz showing up at the arena I know Booker, Goldust, Edge, and Christian have the balls to at least fight I actcually respect that. But man Goldust creeps me out with that crap he pulls. But I dont mean sick like the cool way I mean the very bad way that makes people shudder in fear and back off.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
That's the kind of reason I left Raw for SmackDown during the draft who want's to be. I got away from him and was more free then before they didnt let us get anywhere they insisted on screwing us over but that's over they know now that we dont care who you are we will take any one down and out but come on we can talk in there.

..:|[Scene]|:..
Matt and Jeff Hardy get into their limo and talk to their limo driver as the vehicle moves.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Hey can't you speed up I am getting sick of waiting we need to go get something to eat so we can be prepared for our match got it?

..:|["The Limo Driver" Bill]|:..
Yes sir I will speed up where do you want to go?

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
I dont know what the hell is around the worlds most famous arena?

..:|["The Limo Driver" Bill]|:..
A ton of places depends what you want to eat just tell me.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
I dont know what about you Matt personally to me it doesnt really matter a whole lot.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Well then lets just go get ourselves some hot dogs because we do need some good food right now. If they put mustard on it they will have a very unforunate twist of fate when I go deal with them myself.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Well Matt I know what you mean let's just eat though and get back to the arena so we can get dressed since we still are in our street gear.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Yeah but hey Jeff look around can you see what I see all around other than a Portillios speaking of that stop here driver.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah you know what I actcually dont see it sorry I wasnt paying attention.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Well I see and feel one thing and that is Hardytude because all these people love us even the ones who deny it they love us I mean who wouldnt look at us.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah I know the men truly would hate us some do because their wives and girlfriends want us we are the hottest team in wrestling history in and out of the ring no matter how you look at it you can't deny the greatness of The Hardy Boyz.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Yeah but lets going tonight we go in the ring for another Tables, Ladders and Chairs match and as Mick Foley said Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Oh My. This will be a thriller for us and our millions of true followers.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Now lets go now is there a camera on us?

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Yeah as weird as it is but who is worried about that I sure as hell am not.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Ok thats cool by me now camera men and people watching this heres a little message to our opponets all of you will go way past the true levels of Xtreme that have ever been reached before in any mans lifetime.

..:|["The Limo Driver" Bill]|:..
Dont you two wanna go already?

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Hey we pay you to drive not to talk and bother us but lets get this done fast.

..:|[Scene]|:..
Matt and Jeff Hardy step out of their limo and walk into Portillios and see a load of old movie posters and other items and simply smile. They walk up to the desk and see a pretty blonde working there. They stand there silently looking at the menu and then look down and straight ahead.

..:|["The Portillios Beauty" Amy]|:..
Welcome to Portillos what can I do for you two.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Well get me a...

..:|["The Portillios Beauty" Amy]|:..
*Interupts Jeff Hardy* Are you Jeff Hardy!? The God of Xtreme!?

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah who else would I be? By the way my brother Matt is here to and we will see you later if you are looking to talk because we are sorta short on time right now sorry.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Yeah because we love talking with our fans who decide to stand behind us whether we are good guys in the business or bad guys some betray sometimes and some stay it all proves how loyal people are.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah now give me one cheeseburger without the tomatos and that's it. Also give me a large choclate malt ok. Talk to you late if you want.

..:|["The Portillos Beauty" Amy]|:..
Yeah got it by the way how can I contact you guys?

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Tell her how Matt ok because we need to eat now we don't got time to waste so order your food so we can go pick it all up.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Calm down Jeff we will be fine I say you worry to much.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Its called I truly want to win tonight and don't need to miss the match.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Ok I got it I will take just two hot dogs with nothing on them ok so hurry up with our orders please and heres how you can contact us.

..:|[Scene]|:..
Matt Hardy throws down a piece of paper and the Portillios worker opens it up and smiles and Matt also drops the money for their order and a little extra. Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy grab their number and go sit down. Five minutes pass by and somebody calls their number and Matt grabs the tray with their food on it and walks back to the table. They eat their food and see a televison that has the Dudleyz on it

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Oh god can some one shut this crap off I am already tired of hearing our stupid opponets running their mouths and pretending to be better then us.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Dammit can't we avoid boring crap for at least once since we entered this company or is it going to haunt us everywhere we go? We will give it to them tonight a major ass kicking from here to another country even. I am going to fly tonight who knows where this match will end up to huh Jeff?

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Basically what their entire carrer is a story of a broken home in some shit hole of a town that no one really lives in.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Yeah that place dont exist they have about as much talent as people like Jazz and they are as creepy.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Well duh thats so true I am not surprised that you figured that out without any problems after all you are my brother. But lets hurry up and go anwser the call of their crap.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Why our opponets can wait for us.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah I know that but I dont know if Vince Mcmahon will its hard to say knowing him the biggest asshole to walk the face of this earth as I am sure some people would say. Actcually probally a lot would but we ditched the stupid camera back there in the limo and I will take it out later.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Yeah and tonight they better stay out of our way because any interfernece may result in worse consequences because we dont need to take shit from anyone. We have our own personal reasons for signing here other then to be the best.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah who doesnt though honestly?

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
The crackhead bums that are stuck living out in the streets because they are to damn poor for anything better?

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Stop stating the pointless obvious crap but prepare mentally.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
I was born prepared dont worry about me you just keep your focus.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
I never lose my focus Matt I thought you would know that although you blame me for the mistakes you make but lets put the past behind us. We are brothers no one knows us better then we know each other.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Yeah I know that so please prove me right that we still are good enough to go far Jeff I really want to keep the Hardy Boyz toghether this time and still chase after singles titles. The more gold the better. Tonight we stack up the first of the future come on let's go to the arena.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah in a few minutes you told me they can wait so now they can I just want to relax for a bit and take care of a few things.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
*Nods his head* Yeah alright whatever.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Least we can handle this but shouldnt we do a promo or something?

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Yeah I guess so we can do it right from our limo cant we?

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Since we have a camera I guess so if they dont let us I got some wire cutters to cut the connection off and cost them some cold hard cash.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Then lets get out of here and go speak our minds here tonight because its our night, our day, our battle and nothing can stop us not personal feelings, not fear, and not any other damn thing.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Matt Fear is Just a 4 Letter Word remeber that I always have told you that.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Give me a break we havent teamed in a long time.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah ok whatever if you need a break you got it because I do know what you mean.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Now lets go show them a taste of what weve been hiding since the start of our wrestling careers back when it all began we were nothing now we are hall of famers if in some federations in quite a few.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Climb up the ladder and one day we will be in the hall of fame here.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Dreams are fine and our opponets will be having them after we knock em out.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah come on we do need to go say what we need to say and get to the arena the clock is ticking and time is running out and I would rather not miss our first big chance and get fired.

..:|[Scene]|:..
Matt and Jeff Hardy stand up and put their tray away before walking out. They step into their limo and have a seat. They look dead straight ahead into the camera.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Well what can we say here Jeff?

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..Why would we need to say anything?

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Well Jeff its called we planned to and not just sit here and do nothing why should we let the Dudleyz talk without responding?

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Who said we were going to. Matt you may have got that impression but I don't so lets get this over with now and speak our minds before we get to the arena.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Well Bubba you have no class or anything else that shows any honor all you can do is yell at D-Von to get the stupid tables its not your night and The Dudleyz died a long time ago. Why dont you ECW rejects go back to where you belong back there in Extremely Crappy Wrestling thats where all the nobody jackasses seem to come from have you noticed that Jeff?

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Of course thats why its called ECW they couldnt sign a true talent like us if their lives depended on it. They always had regret the owner was a fat slob and The Dudleyz kissed his ass Paul Heyman. They do have something in common other then Bubba and Heymans eating disorders. I just am not sure what that is because I would rather not see what happens behind closed doors that can be some blinding shit.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Yeah every match must have a winner and a loser and sadly for The Dudleyz they can't be the winners like us.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
At least they are not torturing us like Edge and Christian by making up about half a million words that no one even understands. They are so stupid they will never be entered into the english language.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Hey Jeff I know when the term DOH! Was really created the mother of The Dudleyz made it when each of them were born and who can blame her after seeing what they came out looking like the same expect a little less deformed and just a tiny bit smarter.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah because at that time he wasnt dropped on the head and didnt have so much damn brain damage wait that's both of them. They always speak of how ugly Kane is under his mask but I am sure he even looks more normal then Bubba.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Now Bubba what makes you think you have our number because you can get a stupid supposed psychotic look in your eyes that scares some people the only thing scary about it is uh I dont know nothing.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah yeah and his brothers no better he dressed up like a guy coming from church like he was trying to be a holy father yet he had to cheat and steal wins and now they talk about THOU SHALL NOT STEAL? I am surprised his ass didnt get in deep trouble though by many people back then.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Yeah I remeber that the give box was it? Ah who cares Batista ended up ripping him apart and I don't blame him and then later on he went back to his old ways with the constipated Bubba Ray who needs to use the washroom every match. I bet Booker T will walk in there after he gets out and drop dead.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah Bubba I will not deny that powerwise you have the advantage but the thing is you gotta catch us before you can hurt us and dear god do not climb the top rope or it may crack the entire ring. But this match will beat, batter, and bruise all of our bodies because chairs will be used tables will break and people will fall off the ladder and I will probally end up jumping right off another thirty foot ladder through a table and knock my opponet out. But the thing is my resistance to pain has become stronger and I can stand up not to long after that and get back to fighting so my brothers not stuck alone taking them all on.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Yeah but enough about The Dudleyz now onto Edge and Christian the king reekazoids as they always like to call everybody else. What exactly is a reekazoid because I could even look in the Mattitude Dictonary of how to live like a god and I wouldnt find a damn thing with that word. I swear every english word and much more is contained in it including tons of facts about yours truly.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah and I looked through that bro but why did you forget to put facts about me forget it though. Edge and Christian both of you are probally our two oldest rivals the ones we have fought more then any other team in history because no matter who wins each war the other team comes back better then ever out of nowhere when no one sees it coming.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
That's what made it such an awesome rivarly the hatred kept brewing what another thing about this match is three of the teams are both brothers but we are the closest and know each other so well though we havent held the most Tag-Team titles that most know of we still have done so much more. Now dont think that we are at a crossroad we both have made our choices that's why we decided to come back here and teach some people a huge lesson. I know that this match is a peak and we will deal with the result of our choices. If we must cripple our opponets to win then so be it even if the fans hate us for it as much as we support them we will win by any means nessecary.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah these people already know who I am now I have looked up to many people mainly HBK and tonight we will not be stupid, we will not kid around, its time to do what we do best be the XTREMISTS! I wont just run into something if I dont think I can win that's not what I do Edge and Christian tonight we get it on in the ring again and give the fans what they desire. Personally this match would have been better between just us but sometimes things dont go as well as they should but we dont go whining and crying thats your job. The King loves to see Christian do that mainly and to be honest so do I its one of the greatest laughs in ages it does a persons heart good.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Christian and Edge the only way to change your career would have been to become Mattitude followers or MFERs but you dont make the cut in my eyes I choose who gets in and follows me they become like my students and try to be as good as me though it is yet to happen.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Hey we are almost at the arena Madison Square Gardens god we love it here these people are some of the greatest fans in the world and they love us truly. The thing is that we will do something new tonight and we will represent ourselves in the ring and no one else. You see so many people talk crap including our final opponets Booker T and Goldust thats right. The team of two suckas who ended up toghether because Goldielocks was a damn pest.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Booker T should figure it out that Goldust truly is the weak link as many have said hes a useless link to kinda like D-Lo Brown he has no talent and just annoys the athlethes in the locker room. But the referees are not needed tonight either on another note. So Booker T you may have The Spinarooni, The Axe Kick, The Harlem Hangover which was probally made from you getting drunk way to many times.

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
I know that he has more moves and Goldust has shattered dreams thats sick he kicks guys in the balls what kind of self priding man actcually does that and whats with that foolish wig on top of everything else. Goldust I will show you what happens when you do try and fight someone who isnt afraid of anything when you go down and hit the ground completely you will have a new life not the kind you want though. Also Goldust remeber me and Matt used to be managed by your ex wife Terri Runnels at one time and I know that has to eat you alive. You loved her didnt you but she just hates you now because of your goofy antics. There is one thing every one is down with and that is VERSION 1.0 just watch us amaze you with the new way of The Hardy Boyz.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Now I hope that all you people enjoy the first night of VERSION 1.0 HARDY BOYZ!

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
Yeah the same goes from me but we just arrived here at the parking lot and now we are going to enter the arena because soon we will fight.

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The limo stops and The Hardy Boyz step out of their limo and walk into the arena

..:|["The Staff Worker" Chuck]|:..
Where have you guys been?

..:|["The God of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy]|:..
To put it simple we go where we want.

..:|["Version 1.0 Mattitude" Matt Hardy]|:..
Well just point us to our locker room now because I already know that our match is very soon.

..:|[Scene]|:..
The WWF/WCW staff worker points and The Hardyz walk down the corridor to their locker room.

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