{The scene opens as we see XCon sitting in an overstuffed leather chair across from Jonathan Coachman. The coach has a stupid grin on his face as usual and XCon looks very serious.}
[Jonathan Coachman] Hello everybody, I am "The Coach", Jonathan Coachman here along with my friend "The X1", XCon. Hey there XCon!
{The Coach reaches across to XCon to shake his hand with that same grin on his face. XCon just looks at it, his expression has now appeared to have changed from serious to angry.}
[XCon] Hello Jonathan.
[JC] Hey, you can call me Coach, all of my friends do!
[X1] That isn't necessary Jonathan.
[JC] Whatever you want to call me is fine too.
[X1] I know.
{Coach gets a serious look on his face now as he looks down at his papers and back up to XCon}
[JC] So XCon, how are you?
[X1] I came here for you to ask me that?
[JC] No, I wouldn't think of wasting your time like that, I was just trying to start the interview and so-
[X1] Shutup! You don't have to explain, I'm fine. After all, I'm about to make my debut in the UIWF. I can finally get back to kicking people around, doing what I do best and there i-
[JC] Okay, so mo-
[X1] Don't interrupt me! You stupid son of a bitch, this can either be a good, nice interview... Or it can be a bloody and angry interview. Which do you want?
[JC] ...S-Sorry...
[X1] Back to where I was... And you're just going to have to wait, Coach, because I have some business to take care of before we continue our interview...
back to doing what I do best and there is nobody who will stop me! And when I say nobody, I mean nobody.
Especially not some dufus who calls himself "The Professor"! I mean come on, an All-American college wrestler? Big deal. You don't have what it takes to stand up to me!
And Tazz? What, are you gonna spin to the ring and eat me? Becau-
{XCon starts to laugh at his own joke and sees that the Coach isn't laughing along with him. When the Coach notices XCon looking angrily at him, he starts to laugh as well. XCon, done laughing now, and obviously angry, continues.}
[X1] Shutup Coach! And continuing... Amazon, XWF XUWF? Sound made-up to me... And if they aren't, they must not have had any real talent if you won gold there!
And Rush, beating on people because they aren't cool hah, probably the little tiny guys who couldn't take their little sisters!
Jim O'Brien... You sound like more of a Jeff Hardy rip-off to me! Better not do anything stupid if you get in the ring with me because one mistake and BOOM that could be the end of your career!
Bad Boy... Backyard wrestling has absolutely NO talent involved in it. And personally I don't think that you can hang with someone like me when you step between the ropes, into an actual wrestling ring with a professional like me! You aren't even worth my time...
And finally, Degree*, the "mean streets" of Detroit, Michigan are nothing compared to the prisons that I've been in and that's okay because you're nothing compared to me. Idon't expect you to be able to step into the ring with me. And the fans, I know that you love them, but they don't matter, all that matters is winning. Take that advice to heart next time you think of risking your life.
So, "Coach", you've been patient so let's get on with your interview...
[JC] Okay, thank you X1. And thank you for calling me Coach.
[X1] No problem, Coach. I figure you've earned it for being patient.
[JC] So, what is your ultimate goal here, in the UIWF?
[X1] Plain and simple... To be champion, isn't that everyone's goal when they come here?
{XCon has settled back in his chair now and Coach looks more laid back than he has since he interrupted XCon}
[JC] In the near future, maybe a month from now, where do you see yourself in the UIWF?
[X1] I see myself wearing some gold, any gold, and once I get that far, I will be close to my ultimate goal.
[JC] How come we haven't seen your wife slash manager, "Dark Angel" around?
[X1] Do you think she actually wants to see you Coach? I don't and besides, I just got here myself and why do you care?
[JC] Well I didn't bu-
[X1] You don't care about my wife?!?!
[JC] I didn't mean it that way...
{The Coach begins to look scared as his eyes dart around the room looking for a way out of the mess that his mouth has put him in.}
[X1] Coach, calm down, I'm just messin with ya.
{XCon stands up and sticks his hand out, at the same time, The Coach stands up.}
[JC] Really?
{They begin to shake hands}
[X1] NO!
{XCon pulls Coach really close and begins to get very angry. Coach tries to pull away. XCon throws coaches head under his arm and does an inverted DDT onto the floor as the camera fades out}
[X1] This interview is OVER!