Princess Hannah

Once apon a time, there was a girl named Hannah. Hannah was very happy. She frolicked through the fields and picked flowers. One day, Hannah tripped and fell into the lake and no one was around to see her. Hannah didn’t know how to swim! Oh no, Hannah! But then, the young blonde princess, stood up, to see the water only came to her knees. Boy did she feel stupid. She ran home and played with her kitten in the bedroom while her cooks prepared dinner.

She was going to the ball that night that her mean evil daddy was holding. But Hannah had to behave, or else she would get grounded. So Hannah went to the ball in her new dress and she ran out and was happy as always. But then, Hannah fell and broke her daddy’s new glasses. Oh no, Hannah! Her daddy was furious and sent her to her room in front of everyone there. Boy was she embarrassed. She cried and cried and Hannah was not happy. Then, she heard the quiet tapping of rocks against her window. When she looked out, Prince Charming rode around on his horse.

"Oh but Prince Charming! I cannot come out tonight" Hannah said, "My father has banished me to my room for bad behavior!" The prince was devastated.

"Fair Princess, thrown down your hair and I shall come to you." The Princess looked at her hair and then the prince.

"Silly Prince, my hair is far too short for you to climb! And it would be far too painful as well. Think of another thing that we can do!"

"My dear Princess, I shall sprout wings and fly to you." The Princess Hannah giggled.

"Silly Prince, you cannot sprout wings and fly to me! For I am doomed to spend the rest of my life locked up in my room." The Prince thought of one final solution.

"Fair princess, if I cannot fly to you, you shall fly to me! I will catch you with my mighty strength!" Hannah was most pleased to his intelligent proposal. She bid farewell to her bedroom as she got her favorite jewelry and stood in the window frame.

"Oh Prince Charming, I trust the with my life!" She spread her arms and plummeted down. However, Prince had misjudged his so-called "mighty strength" and tumbled backwards with Princess Hannah, into the moat. Luckily, the alligators migrated for the summer.

The floated up, spurting water everywhere, Princess Hannah shrieking.

"MY DRESS! LOOK AT MY DRESS!" She screamed, sputtering water and clinging to the wall. The Prince quickly rescued her from the water.

"Fair Princess! I am most sorry! Can you ever forgive me?" He begged, "Please Princess Hannah, I was foolish!"

"You THINK! This was my FAVORITE dress you JERK!" She yelled, throwing her hands in the air.

"I am so sorry!! Please Princess, I beg the to forgive me we shall run away and live happily ever after in my castle! And you will be queen of my land."

"Excuse me. First of all, you caused me to fall in the water. Second of all, you smell now, and third of all… MY DRESS!" And with that, she slapped him across the face, and stormed back in, never to see Prince Charming again. Legend has it, he hooked up with some rag girl with bratty sisters.

The end.