Well, here I am. About a week ago I was wrestling in Cuba, now I'm a WWF superstar.

It was about 7:30pm.when Mr. McMahon called.
"Hello?" I said.
"Yes, hello, Ricky?"
"Yes speaking."
"Hi, this Vince McMahon, did I catch you at a bad time?"
"Um...no" I could not believe Mr. McMahon of the World Wrestling Federation was on the phone with me!
"Ricky, I've called to let you in on a little something".
"Ok" I said oddly.
"Last week I saw one of your matches, and..."
"And..." I asked my heart going 90 miles an hour
"I was blown away with your performance, you deliver a pretty mean chokeslam. Now, after leaving Cuba I went back to the WWF officials and told them all about you, they all know who you are."
"O my g..."
"The point I'm getting at here is, we want you to become the next WWF superstar."
"Holy shit" I screamed in Mr. McMahon's ear.
"Hmmm, now then, you will fly down to Hartford airport tonight, at 1:30 a.m. is when you'll arrive, I will personally pick you up in a stretch limo, check you into a hotel room, and tomorrow you will leave Connecticut with me and head for North Carolina".
"Sure, I can't wait". I said giddily.
"See you then, goodbye".
I called everyone I could think of and then started to pack my belongings.
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Later
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"Wow" I said as I got off the plane walked into the airport. A big mob was in the middle of the floor. As I looked over the fray of humanity I saw Vince with about 70 security guards protecting him, he looked a little annoyed from all the attention he was getting; I laughed under my breath. Finally he spotted me and with his hand beckoned me.

"That's one side affect of being a part of the WWF". He said jokingly.
I made a weak smile as we headed for the hotel.
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"Ok sir here is your key" the lady at the front desk said.
"Thank you." I replied.
"Now, Ricky if you need anything call me".
"I will do, thank you Mr. McMahon."
As I laid half asleep on my bed I thought about all the famous WWF superstars, the Undertaker, Kane, Stone Cold, Triple H, and Jeff Hardy,
I always wanted to meet Jeff for some reason, he was the cool [I'm sexy but I could kick your ass type of guy] and yes, I remember laughing at Jeff after he got put through tables because the expressions of pain on his face, but all of a sudden it just was not funny anymore. I could go through a table and have people laugh at me.
I was about to enter a world of fame, glitz, glory and pain, and you know what? I liked it.

Last thing I remember before falling asleep was thinking of Jeff when he did the Swanton Bomb from the ladder at Wrestlemania 2000.
How he looked so damn hot, on the ground so hurt and helpless. Then I thought, oh shit, I have a crush on Jeff Hardy, and I don't even like boys, am I bi? Then realizing what TECK from Real World Hawaii said, "bisexuals are just greedy." I'm greedy I thought. I giggled and went to
sleep.

I woke up too the sound of the cleaning lady. I got dressed put on my leather duster and walked out of the room with my things. I walked down the stairs half asleep.
"Are you ready?" a voice called. I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes to see Vince.
"Oh, hold on be ready in a min, I just have to pay the desk."
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We left the hotel to Vince's private jet, it was pretty big.
Me and Vince boarded the plane I put my bags in the storage compartment and sat down, walking out of the other room came Linda and Stephanie.
"Well hello" Linda said, "we've both heard so much about you"
"Yes, it's very nice to meet you" Stephanie replied.
"So, how long have you been wrestling"?
"I've been wrestling for about three years Mrs. McMahon."
"Ok, were we go," said Vince.
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When we got finally airborne the four of us started talking again.
"Have you seen North Carolina?" Stephanie said,
"Actually no I have not seen North Carolina".
"Well you'll like it, pretty country side".
"Now, let's get down to business" called Vince.
"Invasion happens in about a week in a half, and we want you to be in the main event".
"Wait a second, Stephanie, don't you own ECW? I replied cutting Vince off.
"Um yes and no, well for the most part".
"You see, me and Shane still own stock in the WWF, and my dad owns stock in WCW and ECW, so, it pretty much evens out".
"Oh, I see."
"Now where was I?"
"Oh yes, you'll be in the main event at Invasion, an extra man from ECW has been hatted, so we've added you".
"Cool."
Linda said, "Now you'll be in the ring with Stone Cold, The Undertaker, Kane, Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle".
"Alright, let's do it then." I said
Stephanie then said, "Look, we're here".
"After we land we'll go right to the arena so you can meet your new co-workers".
"Ok Vince"

The three McMahons and myself reached the Raleigh arena and Linda showed me around while Vince and Stephanie took off to do some things.

"Ok, here is the APA locker room, lets go in, shall we?"
We walked in.
"Bradshaw, Farrooq, meet the newest teammate to enter the WWF roster".
"Hey, what's going on big man?" Farooq said.
"Nice to meet you" Bradshaw said as he guzzled a cold beer.
"Hey boy, how tall are ya??"
"Me? Six-eight" I said
"Damn, you're a big boy"
Linda cut in.
"He will also be one of the main WWF superstars at the main event at Invasion.
"No shit?" said Farooq.
"Well, I gotta go" I blurted out.
"See ya round".

"Bye."
As I walked out the Big Show towered out of his locker room looked at me then looked at Linda
"New guy?"
"Yes."
"Hey---"
"You're"
"It's Show"
"I-I know, you're huge."
"I get that a lot, anyway I'll see you later." He walked off.
Then I saw a cluster of superstars as me Linda walked over. I saw Jeff and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I simply turned around and walked away as Linda was talking with the superstars; thinking I was still there.

She said to them, "This is our new guy Ricky" All they saw was me walking away with my back turned to them. They all looked at each other, and giggled at Linda. She blushed and walked away form the fray. She ran up to me showing her beat red face as I was still walking away, we got to my locker room and she closed the door.
"What's the matter?"
"I'm just a little shy that's all." I said thinking she would buy my story.
"Well I hope you get over that habit, now, lets go to Vince's office."
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We sat down in front of Vince's desk.
"Now Ricky, I've decided to let you keep your old move."
"Huh?"
"The choke slam."
"Okay."
"But it won't be your finishing maneuver, your finishing move is the tombstone pile driver.
"Really? Sweet."
Now since the undertaker is a big biker bad ass now, you'll be what the undertaker used to be. The Prince of Darkness the reaper of wayward souls yadda, yadda, yadda.
"Okay."
"Here is how things will go, tonight in the middle of WWF raw the lights will mysteriously go out and you will appear and you'll take out X-Pac , Albert and the Dudleyz."
Vince told me some more and then I left.

That night while x-factor was fighting the Dudley Boyz, the lights went out, that was my cue, to make a long story short I kicked all their asses and left like I was told to do.

I walked back to my locker room to find a note, it was for my next match.

Dear Rick,
Since you beat the hell out of x-factor and the Dudleyz, and the Hardyz and a feud going on with the Dudleyz you'll be in a match with Buh Buh ray, D-von and Albert.
Your partners are the Hardyz.

Thank you,
Vince McMahon.

I felt like I was gonna be sick, no one knew how I felt about Jeff Hardy.
But it was gonna be fun staring at his ass during the match. I don't know; I need to make a friend to tell everything to, but I also had to trust them with my life, to make sure they would not rat on me. I just need to make a friend before I go out of my mind.

I was walking though the arena to my locker room, still tired I went to where the food was being served. And I found the coffee machine.

As I was approached the machine not know looking where I'm going just zeroed in my sights is coffee, I collide into a woman.

"Ow"
"Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm just so tired I didn't want to see anything but coffee."
She turned around, straight blonde hair, big luscious red lips, I found myself staring at her chest which was quite large.
"It's okay I wasn't paying attention ether."
"My name Ricky, you?"
"Oh, so you're the new guy?"
"Yep."
"My name is Trish."

"Hi, wanna go get some real coffee, not drink this cheap shit?" I said.
"I thought you'd never ask."

across town
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Me and Trish sat down
"So" she said, "How does it feel to be a WWF superstar?"
"Awesome I feel like I can do anything."
"Oh, just don't do anything too stupid.
"I know"
We talked about ourselves for about an hour and a half and we had to get back to the arena.
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"Ok everyone settle down" Vince said.
"Here is our new 6'8 three hundred pound WWF superstar, Ricky"
I stood up and said hello and sat down next to Trish.
"Alright people, the Hardyz & Ricky will take on the Dudleyz & Albert in the main event."
WCW and ECW will get their ass kicked by the WWF tonight right before that match.
Everyone dismissed.
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I went for a walk then I heard a voice called me.
"Ricky!"
"Yea" I said as I turned.
It was Trish with another girl.
"Ricky, this is Lita her real name is Amy.
"Hi, how are you" I said.
"Good, good, you?"
"Just DUCKY"
"ready for tonight?"
"Yeah, well, um, gotta go change."
"Ok, later."
I walked into my locker room start to change when Trish walks in, I'm half naked.
"Oops, sorry."
"It's okay, come in"
"hmmm, well, see ya later BIG BOY"
after I got dressed I heard a knock on my door.
"Come in if you're not a big breasted blonde" I said jokingly.
The Hardyz walked in with grins on their faces.
"Trish walked in on you huh?" the dark one chuckled.
The blonde one said" I don't believe we've met?"
"I'm Ricky"
"Matt"
"Jeff" when he put his arm out I quickly shook it "charmed" I replied.
Matt butted in "you ready?"
"Yeah, lets go."

Everyone is out there, it's my turn to walk out.
The lights go dim the bells ring and I slowly walk out.

At ringside is Lita and Trish, I raise my arms and the lights come on.

Jeff starts off with D-Von throwing punches Jeff with a corkscrew moonsault right on top of D-Von.
D-Von tagged Buh Buh, Jeff tagged Matt.
Buh Buh got a huge Samoan drop in and the three men kept Matt away from his corner, destroying him after about four minutes later Matt tags me and Buh Buh tags Albert.
A few punches and a boot to the face I was kicking ass and taking names, then Albert knocked me over with a clothesline
a huge belly-to-belly suplex and a big kick I was down. And then --The Albert bomb.
Albert decided not to pin me but lean over me and talk trash.
So acting lifeless, with a quick movement I grabbed him by the throat sat up and choke slammed him. The Hardyz where keeping the Dudleyz away form the ring so I pinned Albert to get the win for the match.

After the match backstage everyone said how good I was. Invasion was only three days away; I was ready to kick some WCW/ECW ass.
The Hardyz came up to me.
"Good job Rick" Matt said.
"Yeah awesome job" as Jeff walked away he grabbed my ass, my eyes almost bulged out of my head, as he walked away he turned and winked at me.
"Man, I gotta tell Trish this!"
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I called Trish at her hotel room.
"Hello?"
"Trish, you gotta come over, I need to tell you something."
"Okay, slow down before you have a heart attack, be over in a min"

I let her in shortly after I called her. We sat on my bed.
"Can I trust you with my deepest darkest secrets?"
"What's this about Rick?"
"Just answer the question"
"Yes-of course."
"I'm bi"
"O.K."
"And I like Jeff hardy."
"So you'd fuck Jeff hardy??"
"Oh my god, in a heartbeat" we both laughed.
"That bad huh? Well, I don't think he swings that way.
"Then explain him grabbing my ass and winking at me."
"WHAT!!!!, are you for real???"
"Yes."
"What, when???"
"Tonight after the match."
"Hmmm, looks like someone likes you Ricky."
"Yeah ain't it great."
We talked some more and she had to go get some sleep.
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The next day I was walking down the hall after saying hello to Vince, then I saw Jeff as he walked past me I grabbed his crotch and kept walking he turned and looked at me and I just kept walking and I yelled:
"HAVE A NICE DAY JEFFERY."
I heard him giggling down the hall.
Two Days Till Invasion I'm getting ready to fight, I might have boyfriend in the making, things are finally MY WAY.

As I sat with Amy and Trish at a local restaurant besides being swamped with "will you sign this, can I have a picture with you", breakfast was pretty good.

"So, you girls ready for Stacy and Torrie?"
"Stacy is not getting away with kissing Matty."
"Me too" said Trish.
"You got Jeff, Trish."
"Um nah, I mean don't hate Jeff, he just sucks at kissing."
Trish raised her eyebrow "and a small dick."
Amy's eyes grew huge.
"You saw Jeff's dick??"
All Trish was doing was saying she did not want Jeff cause I did.
"Yeah, didn't even get me off."
Amy almost spit out her coffee from laughing.
"Girls, girls, behave there are children."
"So Amy, is Matt "BIG"??"
"I'm not telling you! Ah what the hell, yeah he's big."
Amy and Trish turned to me with questioning eyes.
"No, no, no, I'm not telling.
"I'll sick Ivory after you." Trish said smiling.
"Eww, no not her, she looks like Bozo the Clown without make-up."
"I will tell her."
"Fine, ok I'm big, wait just a minute you've already seen me when you walked in on me the other night."
"Trish you did not???"
"Oh yes I did."
"Well do you think he's "BIG"???"
Trish smiled "VERY BIG."

I paid the cashier and we left.
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I returned to the arena with the girls I went to my locker room opened the door and guess who it was: Jeff.
"What can I do for you Jeff??"
"What can you do for me?" he walked to the door and locked it.
"How about fucking me till my hair turns another color??"
"I can certainly fit it into my schedule."
He walked up to me, I towered over him, he was 6'1 I was 6'8
I picked him up and threw him on the couch he let out a giggle.
He was wearing a black wife beater with his red zebra pants.
I jumped on the couch with him and pulled his shirt off as he pulled my shirt off.
"Can I be the first sacrificial lamb to the new Lord of Darkness?" he said as he sent kisses down my chest.
"You can be anything you want!" I replied.

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"Trish" Amy called.
"Yeah" she said as she ran down the hall.
"Listen, before breakfast I left my favorite belt in Rick's locker room, do you have the key?
"Yeah come on".
They reached the room.
"What the fuck?"
"What is it Trish?"
"Ricky locked it, he never locks the door."
"Well you got the key right?"
"Yeah, there we go"
The door flung open and Trish's and Amy's mouth dropped to see me and Jeff fucking.

"Jeff?"
"Amy, holy shit, where's my clothes?"
"You where having sex with a boy, Jeff."
"No shit Sherlock, I really hope Matt does not find out about this."
"I won't tell Matt," said Amy.

I walked back where Jeff and the girls were fully dressed this time.
"Damn it Trish, I should have never given you a spare key."
Jeff put on his boxers. (Blue Velvet.)

"Sorry Ricky."
"Jeff, I always thought you liked girls."
"Amy, I enjoy both, now you know."
"When things are locked they are locked for a reason Trish." I said.
"Look girls I'm not mad at you just embarrassed," I said
"Sorry, won't happen again." said Trish.
"Scout's honor" replied Amy.
"Good I hope so" Jeff butted in.
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meeting of the WWF.

Everyone was there;
Vince shouted, "Quiet!"
Everybody shut up.
"Tomorrow is WCW/ECW vs. WWF Invasion; we all need to be at our best.
No Matter what we have to win, we are the top wrestling federation and those knock-off federations are just jealous at our success. Can not and will not let them win.
When Vince said that stone cold, the undertaker, Kane, me, Jericho and angle all left that room more determined and more pissed off. We were at war and the six of us were the top dogs and we were ready to show it.
THE INVASION HAS BEGUN.

I'm not going to write about invasion because I think it was a little bit Fucked UP-i will how ever write after invasion.


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It was one week after invasion after we got fucked over by Stone Cold-Sell Out Steve Austin.
Last Monday Vince addressed everyone that The Rock will be returning, but to who's side?
It was Monday night everyone was on edge to see who the rock would side with.
The cameras came on Vince was already in the ring.
"Hello loyal WWF fans, I'm here to address our dire need, for the first time the WWF has taken a fall for which it's hard it get back up from.
But the WWF superstars are working hard to keep this company alive.
But we still need help. So rock if you can hear me, listen rock, we need you, I need you Damn it.
These people along with you can save the WWF.
Let me introduce the first and leader of team WWF the Undertaker.
"DEAD MAN WALKIN" he rolled in on his bike.
Next the big red machine Kane.
The pipe organs play
the newest big man of the WWF carnage (me) the bells ring.
CHRIS Jericho "BREAK THE WALL DOWN"
and Kurt angle
his corny music plays.
These five major WWF players still need help to fend off the WCW/ECW alliance, rock please Damn it, I'll get on my knees and beg.
Just then Linda walks out.
"Linda"?
"Hello Vince."
I have renewed the rocks contract I spoke with him yesterday and he's ready to kick our spoiled children's butts Vince.
"W-What? Yes thank you Linda. Vince walked up and kissed Linda whom after the kiss looked shocked.
Then.
"IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN"
you should have heard the screams, the rock climbed the turnbuckle and raised his arm as people where on their feet. I thought I was gonna go deaf.
The Rock grabbed a mike.
"NOW, tonight the rock is back and ready to lay the SmackDown on some WCW/ECW ass.
"ROCKY ROCKY" the chants grew, he stopped and raised his eyebrow and continued.
"Tonight the rock says the two bit skanky bargain basement slut, that wig wearing cubby doofy candy ass and that silver spooned Son-of-a-bitch are going down tonight!
The rock turned the mike to the undertaker.
"Now where's that slimy coward DDP because tonight I feel like making someone Famous, oh don't get me wrong I could care less I beat the hell out of."
He turned it to Kane but Kane passed it to me.
"The WCW/ECW alliance does not know fear but, they will."
I passed to Jericho.
"Shane, Stephanie, Paul Haymen? You three ass clowns talked too many last weeks on SmackDown so all I have to say is "Would you please SHUT THE HELL UP! Oh, one more thing, you three snobs are going down.
He passed to Kurt.
"Stone cold, what I said I meant, after booker t I told you you're next. Now that I have the WCW title we are back in the thick of things o it's true it's true.
Linda took the mike.
Last night me and Vince were talking and we have decided to have a second inaugural brawl only this time any WCW/ECW or WWF superstar who is not in that match and decides he or she want's to interfere they will be fired on the spot.
The WCW/ECW team will consist of booker t, lance storm, rob van dam, the Dudleyz, and Sean O'Hare.

Team WWF will consist of the rock, the undertaker, Kane, carnage, Chris Jericho and Jeff hardy.

And the last match will be Kurt angle vs. stone cold Steve Austin for the WWF title.
We all walked backstage and I walked back into my locker room.
"Jeff?"
"Hey, I'm in the main event with you." he said happily.
"Yeah, I can't wait."
"We should get back to the hotel so we can beat traffic."
"Alright Jeffy." I said.
As we were driving I thought about the match thinking Jeff would do something stupid and hurt himself but I know Jeff can hold his own and I shouldn't worry.
I looked over, he was sound asleep curled up.
We had reached the hotel, I didn't want to wake Jeff up so,
and I carried him to our room.
I turned on the shower and took off my clothes and as I was about to step in, I felt tugging on my arm,
"HEY, what are you doing up?"
"I heard the shower and thought I could take one with you I mean, if that's okay.
"Of course Jeffro."
He smiled as he took off his clothes.
We stepped in letting the hot steamy water hit us.
"mmmm, that feels so good." Jeff said.
"Yeah it sure does."
He hugged my waist as he looked up at me. I duked a handful of shampoo in his colored hair.
"Love you." he whispered.
"Love you too." I replied.
As I washed him he washed me.
We stepped out, dried off and headed for bed, "New York hotels are pretty big."
"They are aren't they."
"Well we have to be in Detroit tomorrow so get so rest k?
"Okay" he said.
He fell asleep on my chest, after looking at him for a while I fell asleep.