By Max Ogden
April 8, 2006
Max Ogden: "Ladies and gentlemen, I've been gone, but I'm back and OH BABY I'm back!
MAIN EVENT PREDICTIONS
JOHN CENA AND BOBBY LASHLEY VERSUS SHAWN MICHAELS AND SHANE THOMPSON
Max Ogden: Hard choice... Loser and the future versus the best in the business and a former Universal Champ... I say HBK and Thompson pick up the win!
TWF TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: THE BROOD VERSUS THE ORIENT EXPRESS(c)
Max Ogden: The Brood babay! Why? Gangrel will eat you...
EDDIE SAINT JAMES VERSUS VLAD THE IMPALER
Max Ogden: Vlad the Impaler, period. Why? Because that's how he rolls.
MATT CRUZ VERSUS JJ RAMPLIN
Max Ogden: Hate both of em,' but Matt Cruz wins... Only because JJ sucks. Happy? Goody!
SYLVAIN GRENIER VERSUS CHRISTIAN
Max Ogden: My best friend Christian or my other best friend Sylvain... Umm... No comment.
SMW MATCH
Max Ogden: If I'm in it, I win.
WRESTLEMANIA PREDICTIONS
TWF LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: ULTIMO DRAGON VERSUS PAUL LONDON(c)
Max Ogden: Time for the grand daddy of em' all, WRESTLEMANIA! Winner of this one... Ultimo Dragon!
SEAN O'HAIRE VERSUS THE BOOGEYMAN
Max Ogden: The Boogeyman is comin' to getcha Sean O'Haire!
MUHAMMAD HASSAN w/ Daivari VERSUS RIC FLAIR
Max Ogden: WOO... Ric Flair's first Wrestlemania?! That sounds akward to say after his historic career... But, Flair wins.
SHANE THOMPSON VERSUS BOBBY LASHLEY
Max Ogden: Lashley wins babay!
SHAWN MICHAELS VERSUS JOHN CENA
Max Ogden: H... B... K... PERIOD!
MICK FOLEY VERSUS DREW BLOOD
Max Ogden: Who wins? Drew Blood... Foley, you're going down!
ULTIMATE SUBMISSION MATCH: BRET HART VERSUS KURT ANGLE
Max Ogden: Kurt Angle baby...
6 MAN LADDER MATCH FOR THE KING OF CABLE TITLE: MATT CRUZ VERSUS MATT HARDY VERSUS REY MYSTERIO VERSUS JASON OLIVER VERSUS SHELTON BENJAMIN VERSUS MAX OGDEN(c)
Max Ogden: Ha! Who wins this? ME!
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY MATCH: CHRISTIAN VERSUS RENE DUPREE VERSUS RANDY ORTON VERSUS TATANKA VERSUS SYLVAIN GRENIER VERSUS STRIFE
Max Ogden: Christian, Randy Orton and Sylvain Grenier will win this... One of those three, retards.
JORDAN ROCKWELL VERSUS THE UNDERTAKER
Max Ogden: I have mad respect for both of these men... But, Rockwell wins!
MONEY MIKE VERSUS JOE COREY
Max Ogden: Joe Corey, boo ya!
TWF UNIVERSAL TITLE MATCH: BATISTA VERSUS EDGE(c)
Max Ogden: Batista wins the Universal Title from the Transitional Champion!
TWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: TRAVIS WAKEMAN VERSUS "HIGH OCTANE" DAMION WEST(c)
Max Ogden: The Main Event... Travis Wakeman, High Octane... You're two good friends of mine, but Travis, you've been on a roll and I see you winning the Title just like you won the Royal Rumble!
