Click For Cobra's Entrance Theme (.::.Forward.::.)

We've seen the ICW open and many different superstars join, such as Fatty Boy Fat Fat... or somethin.. whatever his name is, and the exact opposite of the fat shit, Hardcore Timmay. We have a Commish who thinks he's all that... and then we have an entirely new experience.. we have The Man.. The Myth.. The Legendary Snake... COBRA! Yeah, he's cocky, he's smooth, he got talent and a beautiful girl that I'd just like to sink my teeth into.. erm... dont tell him I said that. Now let's go see what Cobra and his girlfriend Jen are doing in their locker-room, alone..

(.::.Scene.::.)

**The scene opens up to one of the ICW locker-rooms with the name Cobra printed on it with a gold plating around the letters. As if sinking through the door, the camera flashes to inside Cobra's locker-room where he sits on his couch watching T.V and Jen sitting on his lap, also watching the T.V. Cobra takes a long, slow gulp from his beer and drops it on the carpet before standing up.**

Cobra What's this crap? I hear the ICW will give me a good challenge and everything... so I join.. watch a days worth of videos of these freaks and what do I get? One challenge, one, just one! Hardcore Timmay.. his name isnt all that, but neither is mine. We're alike, we both are ego-maniacs and we are definetly without a doubt the top 2 in ICW, me on top of course.

**Cobra shakes his head and Jen walks over to him, slowly rubbing his shoulders, resting her head on him.**

Jen Hun, dont worry. Everyone will be your warm up and Hardcore Timmay will just be the final piece of the puzzle before you win the World Title, I mean, it's only fair for you to win it first, I mean, you are the best, arent you??

Cobra Uh.. well that is true. I dont think any of these guys will give me ANY type of challenge, probably not even Hardcore Timmay, but who knows, who cares.

**Just then a quite knock is heard on the door. Cobra's head drops down even lower as Jen slowly walks over to the door and opens it. Tod Gill stands, fixing his shirt, when he looks up. As soon as he lays eye's on Jen he jumps backwards, staring in awe.**

Jen (with a slite grin) Here to see Cobra??

Tod Uh... duh.. erm...uh...

**Cobra walks from behind the door and peaks his head around the corner and looks at Tod.**

Cobra Get that dumb fuckin stare off your face before I smack it off for you. If your here to see me then stop staring at my girl.

Tod Uh, sorry, didnt mean to... Um... well, I need to do a interview so..

**Jen starts to walk away, shaking her ass as much as possible, making Tod drool behind her. Cobra smacks Tod in the side of the head, knocking him out of his daze.**

Cobra Alright asshole, if you want to interview me I suggest we do it in the hall, and no, you have no say in this matter.

**Cobra shoves Tod out of the locker-room and closes the door behind him.**

Cobra Get on with it, jackass.

Tod Ok.. So how does it feel to be in such a great e-fed such as the ICW??

Cobra How does it feel like to be in a shit hole place like this? Well, like shit really. I mean, what dod you expect me to say, cause I sure as hell wont say this place is the best when it's not. Does the Prez of this place have a mentality of a 10 year old or something?? I mean, he's running a freakshow here! He's got some fat guy who thinks he's sexy and what not.. uh.. it make's me sick to be in a place like this.

Tod Um, that isnt gonna go over to well.. what about the 10 man world title match then??

Cobra What about it? I hear that the Prez wants to fire me, I dont know if I'm in the World Title match.. I know nothing!! Another reason why this place sucks. Although I can promise you this.. If I am in this match and I feel like showing up that day, I will dominate the match. I'm an unstoppable force and I never lay down for anyone. Bring in all the back-up and weapons you need, and you still cant beat me. Once I single handedly destroy the ICW roster and win the World Title match, there will be changes. I will make ICW bigger, better... and just plain more... electrifying. None of you have any idea of what's coming.. for example.. it'll be just like the September 11'th bombing all over again.. except for it'll all be done by me. And no, I dont like Bin Laden, I'm gunna kill him.

Tod So, you dont think the competetion here is any good? You think you can actually walk through the entire roster yourself??

Cobra No, I dont think that...

Tod Oh good.

Cobra I know that.. I dont think I can, I know I can. They can all talk the talk, but can they walk the walk?? I dont think so. The ICW roster... heh... it's ludicrous. Are they trying to kill me by making me laugh to death or something??

Tod Ok, one more thing..

Cobra No, no more questions, I have things to do, people to see... and things to eat... heh *evil grin*. I think I hear your Mom calling Tod, you should go change her diaper. Come back when you have atleast ONE decent question will ya? Thanks.

**Cobra turns around and slams the door in Tod's face before he cant react or say anything else. A quite moan is heard coming from inside the locker-room and Tod slowly steps back and leaves.**