**The scene opens up with Cobra sitting in a dark, cold parking lot. He sits there, Cleaning his bike. He see's Jeremy and his camera crew again and just stands up without giving them a second glimpse. He sits down onto his bike and waits for Jeremy. Jeremy finally reaches Cobra and begins to ask him a few things.**
Jeremy: " What exactly are your thoughts on Punisher and your match with him? I saw him and he was looking confident and quite strong.. Do you think you have what it takes? "
Cobra: " DO I THINK?! DO I THINK!? No I dont think! I know I can! "
Jeremy: " You sounded like Punisher there Cobra.. "
Cobra: " Well no shit Sherlock, you realize I was trying to sound like him? Dumbass... Well you want my thoughts.. Here are my thoughts on our match-up this Friday. "
**Cobra looks at Jeremy then the camera with a distraught/mad look.**
Cobra: " Punisher, you have been beaten once by Mortis. Now you say I am nothing compared to you or Mortis.. Well true. Both of you are EmF greats but I have more heart then both of you have combined, I have more skill then both of you combined. All you do is rely on your strength and how much you weigh. Sure, 223 pounds of mostly muscle.. Doesnt matter, It's the technique that allows one to win. Punisher, I am not really satisfied with what you had to say, Couldnt you think of something just a little more intelligent? I mean if you are trying to piss me off with your stupidity, mission accomplished! Well I will see you this Friday and believe me, I would love to talk more about how much I am going to kick your ass but I am going to the gym. Just be careful cause I will kick your ass. Why? Because I am more crazier then you'll ever be!! You dont even know what pain or being crazy is!!!! "
**Cobra. not saying anything to the yelling Jeremy, starts his bike and drives off. The last thing you hear is the screeching tires of his SportsBike on the road below.**
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=~=Cobra didnt have anything to say at all towards Punisher earlier in the parking lot really.. He said by the time the day is over and its Friday Punisher will be scared shitless.. how is he going to approach this? Lots of people think Punisher already has the match won but who knows with Cobra.. Maybe he can pull it off. Sense he had a lack of words earlier he should have lots to say now.=~= |
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**Cobra is seen lifting weights in the corner of the Gym.. Aboutt he same as Punisher was. Around 475 anyways. Cobra sees a camera man and an interviewer coming towards him. He gets a face of disgust and just stands up and walks past the Interviewer. He walks outside while the interviewer follows.**
Cobra: " Absolutely beautfil day today isnt it? Better then last dont you think? I love the sun, Always shining making you feel all nice and warm. Hell, nothing gives me a better rush.. Well nothing except for being the second man in history to pin Punisher. "
Interviewer: " Yes it is a beautfil day out but how can you be so sure that you are going to beat Punisher? I mean he is a extremely tough opponent. "
Cobra: " I know all this.. and more. I will give him this, Great wrestler who will be a Grand Slam winner one day, Just like Road. I gained an extreme amount of respect for Road after our match, as did he but.. I cant see me ever respecting Punisher. I mean I tried warning that dumbass Primetime about Punisher and look at how it turned out, I was right. Punisher, You are a great wrestler but this Friday I will be just that much more better. Your Intercontinental title means nothing to you? Well if it means nothing to you then why do you keep holding it around your waist? Well I will help you, sense you dont want that title anymore I will take it from you, I have no problem doing so and I am sure many people would be glad that I did. You dont deserve any title that you dont care for. You want the EmF World Heavyweight Championship? Well word of advice... Road's going to kick your ass.. more then I will, most likely. "
" You say my promos and matches are boring? You say I should join WCW with my talent? No, You cant ever beat the likes of my caliber. I dont give two shits of what you think of me and my talent. I have won EmF gold before, I give the fans what they want and I do a great job at kicking peoples asses. I put atleast some effort into my matches and I make them electrifying. The thing that caught my attention most was you insulting the way I talk. Sure some of my insults are lame but I aint trying to make them not lame, I try to get my point across and I think I do a damn good job of it. Ok so Marvel Hero leftovers you have heard over and over.. You didnt think that you would hear that as mcuh as you are and only the idiots call you that? Well my friend, I have been called a GI Joe Reject and worse and the thing that surprizes me is that you have the gull to say that idiots only call you that over and over but then you happen to be one of the idiots that calls me GI Joe Reject over and over. You arent worth my time. Stay in the Gym, you will need to. "
**Cobra turns around and starts towards the gym again and runs into the interviewer who was trying to get in his way to ask him more questions. The interviewer falls over into the bush as Cobra opens the Gym doors and walks in. The scene fades out with a squished berry on the camera.**
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=~=Still Cobra hasent said a whole lot.. Will be be able to sum it all up at the Arena when he cuts another promo? Will he succeed in being crazier then Punisher? Well, again, Cobra seems to beleive so and only time can tell..=~= |
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**Cobra drives up into the EmF arena parking lot on his bike with Jen pulling up in a car behind him. Cobra gets off his bike as Jen throws him his bag and they walk in through the huge metal doors. Cobra is stopped to make sure he is supposed to be there and a few minutes later is on his way to his locker room. Cobra opens the door and tosses his bag onto the couch. He takes a KoKanee from the fridge and chugs it down as Jen just drinks her coffee. Before even getting comfortable in his room he is already leaving the room. Jen sits on the black, leather couch and turns on the T.V. as the door slams behind Cobra.**
Jr: " Well fans we are at our last EmF houseshow until Friday Night Fury where Road puts his title on the line against Primetime and Punisher puts his IC title on the line against Cobra, Plus many more matches! And the EmF is having their wild PPV Extravangza, Return Of An Era, This Sunday!! If you miss out on this you will hate yourself forever! "
King: " I cant wait to see Jens puppies!! "
Jr: " The main event will be wild with Punisher and Road going nose-to-nose, toe-to-toe in our main event for the EmF World Heavyweight Championship! "
**While Jr rambles on about Fury and the PPV "Fuel" blasts. Cobra walks out onto the metal entrance way where his foreworks blast only a few feet away from him and the strobe lights give the arena color. Cobra walks through the still going fireworks and slides under the bottom rope. He stands up and takes the mic from The Fink then pushes him over the top rope to the floor.**
Jr: " Not another Road scene! "
King: " HA! I bet The Fink hates his job! Especially cause he doesnt get to see any PUPPIES!! "
**Cobra looks around the arena scanning the crowd with a not so pleasent look on his face and in his eye. He raises the microphone to his mouth and begins to speak while the fans quite down for him.**
Cobra: " Now, the time everybody has been waiting for.. I speak my mind on that full-of-himself bastard, Punisher. Punisher, You are pathetic, Sure you may kick the living shit out of me but I like pain.. you musta forgot. If you think you strike fear in me in anyway, shape or form then you are sadly mistaken. I dont fear anybody, especially you. I will show you why I am the true snake of the EmF. Sure people think I am some GI Joe Reject who trys to act all hardcore and all but the truth is this Punisher, It's my world.. you and everyone else here just lives in it. "
Jr: " Always making strong comments towards his opponents is Cobra. "
King: " Why isnt Jen out here? "
Cobra: " I know Punisher, The truth hurts doesnt it? Yes, it does. Well its to bad you feel that way Punisher because everybody has to face the truth atleast once in there life. Heres some more truthful facts that you have to face. You say my biggest mistake was me saying I want you at your absolute best? Ha, You are still dreaming. Do me a favor and pinch yerself, Maybe you will wake up to the real world and get out of that twilight zone of yours. So Punisher.. you dont need anybody? Not the fans and not even Matt Dragon? Well Punisher answer this for me will ya.. When it's all said and done and you seemingly accomplished everything that you wanted to and the whole EmF roster hates you.. Who has your back? Exactly.. All said and done and you will have no allies. Come on Punisher, Dont be so stupid, Even Hitler had allies at one point or another. "
Jr: " He has just made a few good points.. "
King: " Again, I repeat. Where is Jen!?!? "
Jr: " Why dont you go ask Cobra? "
King: " Uhhh why? I never wanted Jen out here anyway.. uhhh.. umm... heh.. "
**Beads of sweat drop from King's forehead while Jr holds in his laugh. The fans are still booing from the mentioning of Punishers name as Cobra stands in the middle of the ring as the lights dim matching his mood and evil looking face. The arena dark red before Cobra continues.**
Cobra: " After I am finished with you Punisher your career will be nothing more, All you will be to the EmF is yet another John Dowe. I will cripple you, I will show you who the real Canadian Crippler is. Fuck Benoit, If I am correct he hasnt even actually crippled someone so Punisher, Prepare for the absolute worst.. Because its on its way. Whether I snap your back with the sharpshooter, Kick your head off with the Triple Kick Combo or break your neck into a million pieces with the Emerald Fusion.. I will end your career. You will no longer be Punisher but.. John Dowe. I know, I strike no intimidation or fear into your heart.. Thats fine with me. I will just have to show you and Punisher, I repeat this.. I want you at your absolute best. I will thrive on the pain you give me and snap your pathetic arms of your body and beat you with them until your neck is detached from your shoulders and the police pull me off of you. You are going to dismantle me and take my head off my body then shove it down my neck passage? Sadly mistaken yet again my friend... "
" I am dissappointed Punisher.. I thought you woulda had smarter comments then you did. I truely thought you were smarter but I stand mistaken. Punisher, Give it your all and you will still be left behind in my dust. I will make you feel as if you just got hit by a 18-wheeler.. Ha Ha Ha.. See you tomorrow Big Pun.. I hope to see your worst, I really do. Remember this, you dont wanna play around with me.. No boy.. Heh, I'll crush you! "
**" Fuel " hits as Cobra scans the arena once again as the fans give a standing applaud for him. He drops the microphone and kicks it underneath the bottom rope, hitting King in the head. He does a backflip over the top rope and walks up the entrance way backwards, slowly but surely. He fades into the darkness of the entrance way and is soon in the back. He walks into his lockerroom where Jen is sitting, watching Cobra's last comments. She turns around towards Cobra as he grabs himself a few beers and sits beside her. She begins to rub his shoulders, trying to ease the stress as the screen fades.**
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