¤º»§«º¤Jim Ross¤º»§«º¤
Fans Welcome to another exciting IWF house show that comes to you weekly straight from IWF new york! I'm J.R. sitting here along side me is my somewhat corporate kiss ass commentating colleuge Paul Heyman, and tonight is expecting to be a great night fans!
¤º»§«º¤Paul Heyman¤º»§«º¤
Me! a corporate kiss ass! Please J.R., your just jealous because they like me better then you. But on a seriouse note as Jim Ross said we have so much action packed into this one show, it's going to be great! I cant wait!
¤º»§«º¤Jim Ross¤º»§«º¤
Julys PPV InVasion just surpassed and boy was it a night to remeber! We crowned a new Womens champion! Debra! and I should say that she deserves it, in my opion anyways.
¤º»§«º¤Paul Heyman¤º»§«º¤
Yea, yea J.R, I loved that match! just thin of it J.R., Lita, The Kat, Debra, and Sunny, in a steel cage, wrestling! oh I loved it! and we even got a appetizer! that blonde babe Torrie made an apperance and tried to help Lita win! ohhhh man was she hott!
¤º»§«º¤Jim Ross¤º»§«º¤
okay easy tiger, and while were on the subject of the women of IWF, also at InVasion, The Kat that early on the event lost her womens title was later on named the IWF commishner, due to the fact that Commishner foley took an early leave. And then the next night on Raw, the new commish The Kat then said that she wanted to quit. Boy am I gonna miss her.
¤º»§«º¤Paul Heyman¤º»§«º¤
You said it J.R., and speaking of lovely ladies, our very own Michael Cole just recently sat down with that red headed beauty Lita for an inerview! and I hear she had some heated things to say about the new IWF womens champion Debra and her pal as well as tag team partner Chyna! Lets take a look....
As those last words come out Paul Heymans mouth the titan tron lights up and a video begins to play. The camera shows a crystal cleared water beach, and the sun is shining, some would call it a perfect day. Michael Cole then comes walking around the corner in a goofy hawaiin shirt and some khaki shorts. He countinues walking and then the cameras show Lita sitting in a chair waiting for him. He takes his seat across from her. Lita is wearing a black and white zebra striped dress, and some black sandals.She has some black sunglasses on top of her head. She smiles a slight smile when she sees what Michael is wearing, She signals for him to start the interview.
¤º»§«º¤Michael Cole¤º»§«º¤
Lita first of all thank you for taking time out of your busy scheduled to do this interview. I know the fans love you so much, and they love seeing interviews, lets face it, they love seeing anything about you. Your shirts and posters are no. 1 on the charts, they sell like crazy.
¤º»§«º¤Lita¤º»§«º¤
No prob Michael, and yes my schdule is extremely busy, and I would do anything for the fans, hell, I go there every night and put my body on a limb just for them, for example that steel cage match I was just featured in. that was one of my best matches, even though I didnt win, I still put on one hell of a show for the fans, and I will countinue to do that as long as I can breathe and walk Michael, I love what I do.
¤º»§«º¤Michael Cole¤º»§«º¤
You certainly did put on a show and thats really too bad you didnt win, you would make a great champion. But speaking of champions, the former IWF womesn champion and former commishiner The Kat just recently left the IWF, I know that you and her have had big differences but what are your thoughts on her, Lita?
¤º»§«º¤Lita¤º»§«º¤
hmmmm, The Kat, huh? Well yea your right, The Kat and I we've had our differences, and we've exchanged our fair share of harsh words. I didnt know her personally but I must say that I'm really not to happy that shes gone. You know, I mean she would of made a damn good commishner, I really cant believe she left. But she did say that she was around since this federation was born, and quite frankly now that I think about it, I dont blame the girl for leaving. She must of gotten bored with all the things that go on here. I would of loved to got into the ring with her one on one though, thats nothing personal but I just feel the need to beat her, I dont want to bring this up but I'm sure everybody remebers that match when she and I went one on one to see who the #1 contender for the womens title would be, she dominated me, I was a rookie when that match took place, I left the IWF and never wanted to return, but now I am back and I want to show everybody how damn Xtreme I can get, and one of those everybodies was The Kat, I guess you can say I wanted revenge, for how she humiliated me! and that cage match wasnt enough for me, thats why I am not too happy to see her go, because I will never get my chance to get back into the ring with her one-on-one.
Lita gets up from her chair and walks over to a table that is set up for her, she grabs a bottle of water and goes back to her seat, she takes a sip of the water and waits for Michael to ask another question.
¤º»§«º¤Michael Cole¤º»§«º¤
Well, maybe one day the fabulous Kat will make a return to the IWF, but for now we can only hope. while were on the subject of the cage match, at InVasion Torrie Wilson make a sneak attack on your opponents and tried to help you win, what was that all about?
¤º»§«º¤Lita¤º»§«º¤
Michael truthfully I had no idea Torrie was gonna do this, I've been getting this question from everyone. Torrie and I are good friends, I knew that she was going to be joining the IWF but seriously I didnt know that she was gonna do that, I never asked her to do it, Torrie does what Torrie wants she has a mind of her own, and hey, if she wanted to help me out I'm not arguing. even though I still didnt win, I want to thank her for trying anyways. and dont get me wrong, I dont need any help from my friends to beat the likes of Debra, and Sunny, and The Kat, I can do that all on my own.
¤º»§«º¤Michael¤º»§«º¤
Speaking of Torrie and Debra. Debra will team up with her pal Chyna, and you will team up with your friend Torrie, and on smackdown it will be a tag team macth, what are your thoughts on that?
¤º»§«º¤Lita¤º»§«º¤
Torrie and I vs. Debra and Chyna. I cant wait for this match, you know Chyna might think that she can still rule over federations just because she's this big manly looking she-male! Well guess what hunny, this is the new millenium and I'll be damned if your gonna try and intimidate me! Chyna try to remeber when you and I were in the world wrestling federation and we had that tag team match agaisnt Molly Holly and Ivory, and try to remeber how scared your big goofy ass was of those two that you wouldnt even tag into the match. And I single handedly beat them, it was a fucking handicap match for crying out loud, and then when I pin Molly Holly you want to come into the ring and raise both of our hands like you really did something, and then when you did your little promo in the IWF the other day that you and Debra will go out to the ring thursday night and kick ass!! Ha puh-lease, the only thing your gonna do is scare all of the little kids out of the building with that face of yours! So Chyna, before our match why dont you have the doc' do a couple more plastic surgerys on you and then powder your face up because quite frankly I dont appreciate you scaring the IWF fans away! You got that! oh and believe me Chyna, I will bring it! and my partner will too! you just wait and see!!
¤º»§«º¤Michael Cole¤º»§«º¤
Well Lita, is there anything you want to say about the new IWF's womens champion Debra?
¤º»§«º¤Lita¤º»§«º¤
you bet I do Michael, first off, Debra congratulations on winning the championship, I mean, I dont know how such a old wrinkly hag like you did it, I though for sure you'd have a heart attack before the match was over. I guess your a unique old bag of bones, huh? Well no matter because Torrie and I will show you just how much better we are then you, and sooner or later Debra that womens championship that your holding thats gonna be coming with me sweetie, and who knows, that Euro title of yours could someday be around the waist of Torrie. Do you really think that I deserved that when you rammed my head into the steel cage? I dont think so! and you damn well better believe that I'm going to be looking to get some revenge on your old ass. Debra you love the buisnes huh? Well I personally make sure that after this match you'll want to relinquish your titles, pack your bags, and hit the road! when we get into that I cant wait until I get the tag in, I'm going to notch the level of Xtreme up a bit and show you what being Xtreme is all about, Debra the thought of you rolling out of the building is a nice thought, and you know what.....IT JUST FEELS RIGHT!!
As those last words come out of Litas mouth, she gets up out of her chair and storms off pissed. The cameras watch her until she is no longer visible, they then turn to Michael Cole who has a look on his face like he didnt know what the hell just happend.
¤º»§«º¤Michael Cole¤º»§«º¤
........Well........Thanx anyways Lita........
Michael Cole gets up and walks off, the Interview is over and the cameras fade back to the arena where IWF then goes on commercial....