Laura will break you!
Laura Will Break You!!

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won gold medals in Sydney Olympics and track star at her university and kicking your ass!!

Laura

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(Our scene fades in and we find ourselves at what appears to be a library. After all, there are shelves and shelves of books as well as various tables and chairs spread out inside of the room we're in. Looking around the room we can also see numerous people inside at these tables with open books, notebooks, etc., reading and talking quietly. Okay, so it IS a library. After going by a number of people, we find a sole, solitary female sitting at a table. She has on a gray and purple t-shirt supporting her school's track team and her hair is in french braids. We can't see below her waist though, as the table she's at blocks that from view. On the desk sits a pair of glasses with a black frame on them as well as three books. In front of this female is an open book, with the lady reading it. Now, if you need to know that this woman is Laura of OWF....I suggest that you watch more OWF television...hahaha. Laura sits, reading her book, her hands on her temples and her head down. She looks upwards and appears to have a look of frustration. As she takes in that she is no longer alone, she gets PO'ed, to say the least. Coming into camera view is OWF's own Quincy Daniels, mic in hand ready for an interview. Laura sits back in her seat as Quincy pulls up one of his own next to her.)

Quincy Daniels: Qunicy Daniels here live on location at the Win---(Laura cuts him off, swinging her head fiercely in Daniels's direction)

Laura: Don't you f*cking dare! Don't you DARE say where you're at!

Daniels: Why not?

Laura: Because I want to keep it classified. I like my privacy and I don't need any whacked out nut-jobs coming to my school to stalk me out. That's why I don't have that revealed, that's why no one knows my last name. I have a right to privacy and I want to keep it---that okay with you?

Daniels: Yeah, yeah....okay, okay. Gosh. Take it easy!

Laura: (as she turns back to her book and slams her right hand onto her open book) GOD I HATE EUROPEAN HISTORY!! Stupid continent....thank God it's only from 1800-the present.

Daniels: May I ask what you're doing?

Laura: (turning back to Daniels) I was trying to study for finals like everyone else here. What do you want anyways?

Daniels: Just wanted to see what your thoughts were on your upcoming Title match at Insanity.

Laura: (turning back to her reading) Like what?

Daniels: Just....your thoughts on your match this weekend.

Laura: For the Women's Title? Right?

Daniels: Y-y-yes. Against Maylaha Lynn, Amy Yang and Diamond.

Laura: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!?? It's a 4-way? I thought this was going to be just a simple one-on-one with Diamond! What are you doing to me Quincy?

Timmy: Hey, look, that's just the way it is. I have no power in making matches Laura.

Laura: (turning away from Quincy, she cusses under her breath. She turns back and, as usual, looks angry) My thoughts? I think OWF is trying to get too many people's hopes up. Think about it. I'm going to win this match. There's no doubt. I'd win even if it were a simple one-on-one, but now I'm actually going to have to work a bit for this. Maybe that was the idea. See, there's two thoughts for this match. Let Laura win it hands down, no competition, or make her expend some effort. Tell me, would you rather a title changed hands with one person dominating a whole match or would you rather see some effort exerted and make it look like the title being fought for is worth something. What would you do, Quincy? I'll tell you what: You make the business decision of making it look like the title is worth something. After all, having someone win a belt in a wipe-away...that's not cool. It'd be cool for me personally because I'd win and not break a sweat and get a new prize for my collection, but it'd be bad for business. People would look and say, "Geez, Laura won that Women's Title with no problems. That belt must be a joke." Of course, that sort of thing may be said anyways because hey, the title just got started up, right? Yeah, it did. What's going to be said after Friday is going to consist of "The belt is for women only. It must be worthless." Stupid internet people taking the paralysis of the brain to a new level.

(Laura shakes her head and then dogears the page she's at in her textbook and closes it up.)

Laura: You see, sure, that title will be mine. That's because, you see, I am a champion. An Olympic champion. I have been a wrestling champion as well. I know what it's like to carry around a title and bring esteem to it. I have been able to bring a sense of accomplishment towards a title such as the one I will be chasing next Sunday. In other federations I had won Women's Titles other places and did so well with them, held them for so long, that people were lining up for sex changes across the globe, people were wishing they too could qualify for status just to be able to have a chance at winning said title. All that just to be able to face me, Laura, in the ring. A chance to be in the same area as an Olympic gold medalist a real-life American hero. Right before their eyes. The deal is though, winning that Women's Title. For Maylaha, dude, just stay away from me. You give me the impression of you being a real prick and trust me, if you tip me the wrong way---I WILL CUT YOUR BREASTS OFF! I'm here to win. I'm 2-0 so far. I'm not going to "go Switzerland" and stay neutral throughout this match. I will beat up and pound who's ever ass I need to in order to get this title. I am not like Amy Yang, I am not a fraud, I am the TRUE BEING. You all saw what I did to Diamond already. And one of those times was WITH Maylaha and her butt-kissers in my head to begin with, all things worth it! Yeah, there's four people in the match so this won't be as easy as it probably should be, but hey, that's okay. If Maylaha wants me to show her something, then I'm going to do just that. I'll be proud to show her my title around my waist. If Amy would like me to do her a favor, I'll be glad to. It won't bother me to cover her up while she's on the ground, in order to prevent her embarassment. Sure, it means I win the match, but hey, she wouldn't people to see her in a state of agony for those three seconds now, would she? I didn't think she would. That's what makes me so great. I give these other wrestlers just what they want. They WANT me to whoop up on them Quincy! You hear what they say every week. They want a challenge? I'm giving them just that. They want to have a title shot? These other three are getting one, so there can't be any complaints there! I'm a good person---just don't rub me the wrong way. I am exactly what this federation needs, whether or not anyone wants to admit to that. You think people watch to see another adventure in the life of Maylaha Lynn? Like people are really interested in seeing what Diamond is up to this week? Trust me, the Happy-Go-Lucky Sex Hour is a better draw at 4 AM than those two ever hope to be. Like Amy Wang's doings for this match are of interest to people? Hey, when you have no charisma, no personality, no charm, that's what happens. Not only do fans fall asleep, so does everyone else heading the federation. That's probably why the three of these puny b*stards are thrown into my range. Not just to get rid of one or two, but all three. I have more to say, but why waste my time?

Daniels: Why don't you just say it all right now?

Laura: Because I want to be left the f*ck alone!

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