Fan 1: I always thought of her as a super-rolemodel. I guess I was wrong.
Fan 2: Yeah really. Who would have thought that Tiffany Cross would even THINK about slutting herself out like that--much less actually going ahead and doing such a horrid act. It's women like that who give us a bad name.
Laura: Okay. Thanks a lot for your time. Gives me a good idea what people think.
Fan 1: Sure, no problem!
Laura: Idiots. Takes five years to explain a simple question to these friggin' fans. "'What do you think about knowing that Tiffany Cross has to expose herself like what was shown on StrikeZone?'" (imitating the fans) Huh? What? Can you repeat that a million times so I can take that in completely?? (end imitation) You talk about slow wits--there you go. Of course knowing I was going to find some fans--I knew I could just put on a simple incognito outfit like this. (takes off her baseball cap allowing her brown locks to come flowing out from underneath and down to her shoulders) After all, I wouldn't dare go out there not in disguise and cause an unwanted slanting of their opinions. I'm about fairness and the truth. And it looks like the truth is that Tiffany Cross----(with a sort of mother-ish tone)she's just not popular anymore! (regular voice again) Nineteen years old and thought of as a slut already. Mm-mm-mm, just how big-rated porn stars get their start. Looks like that's going to have to be the way for Ms. Cross. It should be obvious that's the path she wants to take. Look at her and listen to her! Week in and week out, just as reliably as the sun rises and sets each day, Tiffany Cross appears on national and international television in the skimpiest, most hooker-like fashions she can find. Is that what kids in Canada are taught in school? Go out, get yourself violated as soon as possible and then go brag about it and dress like you want it again?? Tiffany, the world is not one large Las Vegas. YOU HAVE TO TONE IT DOWN! You're placing women like me, the more conservative, not-willing-to-downgrade-myself-by-wearing-something-similar-to-dental-floss women, in the category of women that everyone sssssick male thinks: We all want sex and that's all we live for. Please Tiffany, for the love of God:
I've worked so hard to bring up the respect of women all over and you are able to ruin to simply with just one lousy photo shoot for a magazine. You and your bathing suits and tempting poses. You make yourself out to be a like some dumb dog in heat around five males. It's like you are a literal vagina and you need all the poking you can get. That picture of you at "The Tonight Show" was just letting the public have their right to know just what you're like off-screen. You enjoy walking around with your skirts down, if even on and demeaning yourself at every waking moment. You say you got something on me honey? Let me tell you this: My lowest moment was that one time I got a "B" on a test. I have nothing to hide in my background. I am, as the French would say, PARFAIT. And here's a hint, no it does not mean an ice-cream treat.
Laura: Ugh. So fattening it's disgusting. Why do people kill themselves over stuff like that? Yuck. I can't help but think how much of this stuff Tiffany has packed away in her time. Take a look at her, I mean, she's not fat--I'm not saying that. What she's got though is quite the pair of "birthing hips." You see those? She could probably pump out a good 10-12 kids before having to feel REAL pain when giving birth. Lighten up on the junk food girl. Stick to a balanced diet and you'll be able to look just as pretty as me, Laura. Oh yeah, and don't overdo the makeup. (In a whisper at the camera) Makes ya look rather desperate! (end whisper) What I wonder about you as well Tiffany is how you speak. You say you're going to "squeal with delight" when beating on me? What--practicing an orgy in public to see just what that crowd reaction is? Does something as minor as beating up a fellow person actually turn you on? Talk about someone being EASY---it's like Tiffany is the human representative of 2+2 she's so easy. An "easy chair?" How about a "Tiffany chair?" In fact I would expect in the next edition of Roget's Thesaurus that "Tiffany" is going to be a new synonym of "easy." (sarcastically, pumping her fist as well) WAY TO GO TIFF! Let me tell you this, while you're attempting to achieve a public orgy and trying to imprint your foot on my brain I'm going to be oh-so draining you of any energy you may have. You may get your foot into my ass once and up to my brain, but MY foot is going to all over your ass so much, when you go to the hospital when I'm finished with you, the doctors are going to find a trace of blood in your nail polish stream! Don't let last week fool you. I only lost to Black because you had to come down and attack me with no warning whatsoever. Trust me--for our match, I'll be ready for ANYTHING! You want to stick something up my butt girl? I'll be ready to sidestep. You want to shove your fist down my throat---oh I'll be ready to intercept that fist, break it off and shove it in YOUR mouth like an apple to show people just what a hog you really are! You'll be going around, and around, and around, and around on the mat so much in our match you'll think you are on a spit, roasting away in front of everyone. When we get finished, I DARE you to have a photoshoot. Blook-soaked blonde hair and dried blood on a woman's face, yeah, that's really hot stuff there. Think you make anything look sexy? Make THAT look sexy you big broad! You're going to need all the help you can possibly get Tiffany. You've seen just what I can do to you--and what I'm going to do to you on Tuesday night is going to make all that, even combined, seem like just a small sparkling firecracker. Get ready for the nuclear attack the world has been fearing. You're going to get not only a first-hand up close and personal view of it, you're going to feel the brunt of it. I hope you have a wig in reserve there little girl because if your hair isn't stained with blood, my nuclear attack on you is going to leave you---well---BALD! I've waited too long to get you in the ring. You ran away from me once a month ago, you're not going anywhere's at all this week. Bite my clit you skank, it's the only TRUE taste of greatness you'll EVER get.