(For those that can recall, we last saw Laura as she was making her way towards a makeshift press conference that was about to start during a "Fan Fest" at the Tokyo Dome. In case you need a refresher course, Laura is wearing a blue t-shirt, has on white shorts and black flip-flops, her dark hair braided. Laura has arrived at the press conference area and looks right up at the stage, upon where CWA World Champion Tiffany Cross is standing, ready to answer questions. Tiffany points to someone wearing an all-white suit.)

Reporter 1: Hello, i'm Stan Lane from TSN Canada and we all would like to know rather or not you've had a good time since arriving here in Toyko?

Tiffany: You bet. I've met tons of fans, signed autographs, met a new friend who is standing next to me that is like me in a lot of ways; loves to have fun, yet knows to put that fun stuff aside when business is on the line. You there miss...

Reporter 2: Mary Holt, BBC television. Tiffany, you have beaten a lot of great people here in the CWA but Laura seems to have been getting under your skin as of late. Is she your ultimate nemesis?

Tiffany: More like ultimate jackass! (everyone laughs) I can't be worried aboot that hyper-active chatterbox.

Voice from the crowd: The Hell you can't! (Everyone turns to the direction of the voice and who stands there? Give ya one guess! Yeah, it's Laura. She's got her hands on her hips but quickly removes them and points towards Tiffany) You really got a problem with respecting people, you know that?

Tiffany: Well, well, well...look at what the alley cat dragged in.

Kasumi: 90 pounds of big mouth soak and wet. (Everyone begins to laugh at Kasumi's comment.)

Tiffany: Laura, you are like that one roach that always come crawling back out after a shot of raid or black flag. Do you know the letters of the alphabet Laura? A is for you, an asshole.....B is for you being such a bonehead and C is for you to C-your ass up outta here because no one invited you!

Laura: OOH, SCARY! (Laura holds her hands in front of her and waves them in feign terror. She puts her hands down then and hops up on to the stage.) I bet you stayed up all night studying your book of insults just to remember that one. Very good job, Tiffany, very good. By the way (nods her head towards Kasumi) Who's your *** lesbian lover?

Kasumi: Dont confuse me with your mother gaijin!! (everyone laughs)

Tiffany: Laura, that is the reason why you will never make a good champion. Oh wait, you never won a title oops.......

Tiffany and Kasumi: MY BAD!!!!!

Tiffany: You have to stop overlooking your objectives. Your mind should be on the 20 man battle royal..notice i didn't say 19 man and one woman battle royal because you are starting to get sideburns like elvis on crack. Kasumi isn't your problem, she isn't even a CWA wrestler so why air out your anger on her? It's that kind of stupidity why you will be taking that early exit out of the battle royal. You will never be a champion as long as you don't see the bigger picture so stop thinking small like Synni's testicles and get your objectives straight!

Laura: First off, you f**kface--(crowd lets out an "ooohhh") --you get this straight: I know what's going on with that battle royale. I have things straightened out far more than a freshly ironed pair of khaki pants. That match is going to see myself go into the ring against 19 other wanna-be's and used-to-be's. No one in that match has nearly the amount of athletic prowess nor mental prowess that I have. When I put those two elements in to play Wednesday night, I'll have that match wrapped up in better fashion than a Christmas present purchased at Macy's. See Tiffany, as being a participant in this lackluster challenge called a "Number One Contender's Battle Royale" all I, Laura, have to do is outwit 19 first-grade dropouts. These are the same guys who, when waiting outside before the opening school bell rang on their very first day of school, would go on the swing sets and when told they had to push themselves to swing....they cried all the way back home. I heard things got so bad for them that, like I'm sure has happened to you Tiffany and your little slave there, they cried what ended up becoming the last leg of the Mississippi River. Then imagine their fright last week when learning that I, Laura, was going to be in that same battle royale with them. Think they weren't crying a new stretch for the Yellow River over in China then? Keep listening to me here Tiffany, these words may save your life. Like those 19 fools, you best take a jump into the Pacific and swim back to the mainland. There are better odds you'll survive that than survive a night against such a great, superior woman like me, Laura. My night is simple; all I have to deal with are Oscar Mayer-reject wienies...heck, I don't even really care about my tag-match to be openly honest here...but you---you've got Kaine Salvo. You ready for that? And don't even get going on your b*tch friend here. That makes me so ill.

Tiffany: You have already sealed your downfall Laura. That is evident. As far you asking am i ready for Kaine Salvo? I eat, drink and sleep Kaine Salvo. He thinks Vice was his toughest challenge, so why does he come out with all that respect crap aboot wanting to fight me? Who knows, who cares? He thinks i am still harping on those sore knees of his. I only mentioned his knees once and I know that it won't slow him down too much. You see, Kaine thinks I am arrogant and therefore I will be sloppy and you Laura are doing the same thing here. Tomorrow night when you get rudely tossed from the battle royal, you can grab yourself a pen and paper and take notes because i will show you how to take out an opponent with pinpoint precision.

Laura: You do that. You take me to school Tiffany. (walks over to Kasumi) You know something....I hate you. I hate you and I hate your f**king homeland. I wish that on August 6, 1945 that this whole, entire country had just been wiped off the face of the Earth when the greatest country in the world, the United States, dropped "The Bomb." I wish that you and everyone else here of your heritage were dead little girl.

(Kasumi gets angry and slaps Laura hard across the face with a loud SMACK!!)

Kasumi: You miserable low life! I should break your neck for that remark.

Tiffany: Don't let her get to you Kasumi. Thats her gameplan, once you see through it, then much like her wrestling skills, is nothing. Laura, noone of here needs a history lesson. If you hate Japan so much, why not leave? You won't because you need Japan. Without Japan, there would be no Strikezone which in turns mean you along with the other 19 combatants would have to wait much longer for a shot at the number one contendership. Right now, Japan is your only shot at getting that number one contendership and right not that's not looking so good so you might want to catch the first thing smoking back to the states, understand Fido?

Kasumi: Hey we even sell dog biscuits here in Japan too Laura. (everyone laughs)

Laura: (Looking towards Kasumi still, pulling her mouth back with her facial muscles and does a bad impression, though admittedly it's only half-assed, of Kasumi) We even sell dog biscuits here in Japan too Laura. (straightens her face out and turns to Tiffany) Yeah, you're right. I WILL stay in Japan, for that battle royale, for my tag match. But as soon as I'm done wrestling---I'm out of this worthless country. You see....(turns back to Kasumi) at Pearl Harbor, my great-grandfather was killed. It was YOUR fault he died you ***. You are but an uneducated, looking for blood, good-for-nothing ***. (with each following sentence Laura's glare at Kasumi becomes further intensified) I hope you die. I hope you die soon. I hope you die a bloody, gruesome death. (The crowd sits in silence after Laura's evil, unnecessary comments as Laura is now in Kasumi's face) This is no game plan like Tiffany says. What I feel is true hatred. I look at any *** and I feel hatred. If you died tonight girl, I would stand up and cheer come morning. You took away part of my family--if yours was still alive, I'd return the favor.

Kasumi: You know Laura, I feel sorry for you. I really do. You hang on to this hatred like it's your savior and it is eating at you like a virus. I am sorry about your grandfather being killed in the attack, but there isn't anything any of us can do to bring him, the many Americans and Japanese who lost their lives. We moved on long ago Laura so why don't you join the rest of us.

Tiffany: Well put Kasumi. Laura, I got a good mind to just beat the snot out of you where you stand but I won't dirty my shoes on you. One of these days you are going to beg for something and when you get it, it will be far too much for you to handle and you will wish that you'd never asked from the start. You seek respect but what have you done to get it? Nothing, you didn't do anything here in the CWA yet and you continue to down people like they owe you. Until you change your ways, everyone will look at you as an immature, pompous ass.

Laura: (she just continues glaring at Kasumi, almost as if she never even heard Tiffany) Listen you, don't patronize me. Don't try making me feel sorry any of your lowly countrymen because they were killed too. My grandfather was just four years old when his father died. My great-grandfather, I could have learned so much from him had be been alive to see me. But NO! YOU took him away from my family. YOU killed him! Try feeling sorry after this pipsqueak....

(HOLY CRAP! Laura, with her right hand, shoved Kasumi in the side of the head and caused her to go flying off the stage! What a lost-in-time jerk Laura is! But then Tiffany grabs Laura and tosses her off of the stage and then she goes and checks up on Kasumi who is a bit shaken up but thankfully is all right. Tiffany then walks over to Laura and grabs her by the throat and picks her up and then throws her into a table!! The reporters are loving this big-time!)

Tiffany: Remember what happened the last time you assualted one of my friends? I was at your place when i kicked your ass, remember? You dont learn do you? I have to fight Kaine Salvo tomorrow night and you pick a time like now to piss me off? (Kicks Laura) I should crush your damn windpipe. Get up!

(Tiffany stands Laura up and smacks her a few times trying to knock the cobwebs from Laura. Laura, however, manages to manipulate her body enough to crouch down and send Tiffany over her head with a back body drop. She looks around, probably for Kasumi, but doesn't see Tiffany's Japanese friend, so she heads for Tiffany. She places her hands on Tiffany's head and picks her up by her golden locks. What's she gonna do? Easy. Laura slams Tiffany into the side of the stage causing the champion to fall. Laura takes advantage of the situation and kneels down next to Cross.)

Laura: No, I didn't forget what happened the last time. Unlike you though, I'm not going to spill the contents of a salad bar on your head. I'm just going to baffle your brains! (Laura takes hold of Tiffany's head and, with a purpose, begins ramming it right into the side of the stage! Yet through all this, Tiffany manages to throw an elbow into Laura's gut stopping Laura's headbanging momentum. Tiffany delivers a back kick to Laura's belly and gets to her feet with a bit of a struggle. She sees Laura bent over slightly from her back kick and she roundhouse kicks Laura right in the jaw sending Laura sprawling backwards. Tiffany then clotheslines Laura to the hard marble floor. Tiffany feels something starting to run down her face so she touches to see what it is and it is blood! Tiffany then grabs Laura by the ankle and drags her over to the buffet table.(Can you say Deja' vu?) Tiffany grabs a tray full of sushi and takes up a handful and mashes it all in Laura's face before smashing her in the head with it. Tiffany then takes some salad dressing and pours it onto Laura and now this ordeal reeks of catfight all the way. Tiffany takes a bottle of hot sauce and forces a lot of it into Laura's mouth as everyone is loving this. Tiffany then up-ends the huge table making it fall on Laura. Tiffany backs up wiping the blood that is running down her face.)

Tiffany: I hope you choke on the sushi bitch!! (Kasumi comes into the picture and walks over to Laura and turns her nose up and walks back to where Tiffany is.)

Kasumi: I think the sushi has gone bad!

(At this point Laura may as well give up. After all, she's completely covered in the various foods that had at one time been on the buffet table PLUS she's had a small beating thanks to Tiffany Cross. Laura lays there breathing deep breaths but apparently knows better than to get up.)

Tiffany: You are worthless! (Starts to get very upset) Enough of this hippity-hop at the barber shop bullshit!! Laura is just a mere flea, tomorrow night...i take down the big dog himself AND THERES NO DOOT ABOOT THAT!!!

(Tiffany and even Kasumi to a small extent begin kicking Laura in her side as she rolls on to her left side, hoping to lessen the blow. As cameras flicker and the reporters write in their notepads of the attack, our job here becomes finished, and we fade out.)