Bite my Clit!!
Bite My Clit!!

The Queen of Wrestling and member of MiZery

Laura

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member of MiZery, won gold medals in Sydney Olympics and track star at Winona State and kicking your ass!!

Laura and Austin Mack

Austin Mack, Tiffany Cross, Ty Dhomie, Mark McKelvey, Lord Scot, Lance Ryden, Will Casey, Laura's friend Janice, Johnny 2 Hotty

One/1

(The scene opens and we see we are looking right straight into somebody's eyes. Not just like a close-up focused on the eyes of somebody, but, right straight into the eyes of an unknown somebody. After a couple seconds of looking into the browness that is this person's eyes, the camera begins to slowly back up, revealing a small nose, then some black hair as the top of this person's head begins to come into view. Continuing to pull back, we now see feminine lips, colored red, and we see that the black hair is rather lengthy. After a couple more seconds, it becomes noticeable that this person is someone who's new to the NEW television scene--as our screen now includes the entire head of this person, we know that it is Laura. All we can do is watch and listen, as our screen is now including Laura's full, sexy form that is attired in blue jeans, a short sleeved black top and black Adidas sneakers on her feet.)

Laura: People are stupid, you know that? That's the conclusion I have come to after just two damn days in NEW. There's no other excuse. The way people act in this federation, it's not the way people normally act. At least...I hope not. Because if people really DO act like how everyone else in NEW acts, then humanity has no respect. It would be like of all intelligent life in the universe, planet Earth would be the equivalent of Alabama. I know, I know, it's hard for all you low-intelligent people out there to be able to grasp that I, Laura, can make such a generalization after seeing just a small sampling of what goes on here. Really, though, take a look. You've got this Shadow of Darkness dude, who really must have some sort of complex or something if he needs to be in the "dark side" of things, obviously someone NOT suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder. Anyways, this dope is saying that all women in wrestling do is b*tch about being in a man's sport and using our gender as reason for why we lose. WELL THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS!! What this guy doesn't get though is that I, Laura, am NOT like that. If I lose, then it's because I sucked. It would be because I was pissing around in the ring instead of beating on my opponent for the night. And Shadow-freak? As for bragging when beating a male? Well, if you were someone of a supposed "weaker" sex, wouldn't YOU rub in other people's faces as much as possible when/if you won? Of course you would! So shut the F*CK up!

(At this point Laura begins taking a couple steps to her right, causing the camera to back up and see that she is in her apartment, but which room she's in is hard to tell. It could be her bedroom, or it could be living room for all we know. The only sure thing is that this room appears rather spacious, as there are no walls in the immediate view. Laura apparently doesn't find what she was hoping to find, as she turns her head in numerous directions and finally ending it with a shrug and facing back towards the camera.)

Laura: (quietly) That's odd....oh well. (speaking up again) After that there's some stupid females. XsTaSy--there's a classic! (starts laughing) Hey honey, when you went back to school there, did you happen to look in a book to see how to spell your own ring name? Or do you go with the odd spelling because it (sarcastically) LOOKS COOL!? Or because it makes you STAND OUT? (stops sarcasm) Puh-lease! Just spell the word the right way--E-C-S-T-A-S-Y--and win some matches. People will think you're cool then. They'll be thinking that you're just like me, Laura. Oh, wait, my "B." You haven't won National Titles in track, haven't been named All-American in high school and college, haven't gotten 4.0's, haven't won Gold Medals for your country. Jesuchristo---DO SOMETHING!! You went back to high school---HOORAY! How about giving the dumb people out there a lesson at the local university? Or are you too damn dumb to even be allowed to visit? Then there's this Tiffany Storm. Yeah, she's going out, dissing people, shooting down self-esteems, and that's fine. But holy cow--the FRENCH!? So you know another language---GOOD FOR YOU! You were born in Montreal, I sure as Hell HOPE you know French! It's not like you're the only one who can speak Francais here babe. Want to get into it with language, let's have a war in French. Or how about German? Or maybe Espanol is your game? Any way, I'm fluent. And I wasn't learning them since birth, that being the easy way to learn. I've done it through school, had it absorb, and, like I said, am now fluent in all three. Essayer votre chance, chienne! All three of you, and for that matter the entire fed and it's retarted fans can

BITE MY CLIT!!

There's three things in life for all you dopes to realize. Life, death, and being pinned by me, Laura. It happens to everyone at one time or another, it's just a matter of when do you get your match with me?

(Laura places her hands on hips, moves her head to the right and strikes an intimidating stare as the scene fades out.)
Laura
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