Bite my Clit!!
Bite My Clit!!

The Queen of Wrestling

Laura

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3-1-0

Won gold medals in Sydney Olympics, track star at her university, stole NEW Ego Title

Laura

Rev. Snow, Urge

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(Our scene fades in and we ourselves looking into a mirror. What sort of room we're in with this mirror we don't know, as the reflection doesn't show too much outside of a blue carpet currently being stood on by NEW's own maniacal woman, Laura! Why is Laura looking in a mirror? Is it because she wants to drool at her own beauty? Is it because she wants to see where her looks might have a weak spot? Hardly. You see, for those of you that tuned in the latest installment of BloodZone would know Laura committed a bit of petty theft. As in stealing the NEW Ego Title from Rev. Snow, who, oddly, had stolen it previously from Urge. With her hair let down, a part in the middle of her head equally seperating her brown locks, Laura wears a low-cut purple top with matching shorts along with a pair of white Nike low-cut track shoes with a black "swoosh," no socks, and oh yeah, one very, very large grin. Though her lips are still pursed together so as to not let us see a full toothy grin, we can still tell Laura is quite happy with her latest achievement---stealing the Ego Title which, I forgot to mention, is strapped around her petite waist. She repeatedly moves her hands and blue-polished fingers all over the belt, looking down from time to time to further admire what ISN'T hers. Within a couple seconds, we hear a door crack open and Laura suddenly snaps her head back to look, taking the belt off and throwing it over her right shoulder. At this point we see Laura is in a family room of sorts. With our view changing to behind Laura for the moment we are able to see a sofa with a flowered throw over it straight ahead, a second sofa, tan in color, to our right against the room's wall on that side. The lefthand side of the room is not visible. Next to the sofa with the flowered throw stands Janice, Laura's good friend, who has entered from the adjoining room through a doorway on the wall said sofa is against. Janice has on a red-and-white horizontally striped tank top and Minnesota Twins boxer-style shorts. She has on white ankle socks and her flaming red hair is in two pigtails. She looks at Laura with a quizzical expression.)

Janice: Whatcha got?

Laura: Belt.

(Laura quickly backs up and sets herself down on the sofa closest to her, lying down and throwing her feet on the end of the sofa closest to the door, the belt now on top of her torso. Janice heads for the other sofa and sits down, lifting her feet up and sits "Indian-style.")

Janice: So you won a title already?

Laura: Well.....no--(she starts getting a sheepish look on her face)

Janice: So you were given one? Like a new title for the company and you're the first champion?

Laura: (after a short pause she speaks in a quieter voice) Not exactly--

Janice: So how'd you get it then LauRoo?

Laura: (raises her eyebrows with a worried look now) Stole it...

Janice: (with a look of disappointment, she buries her face in her hands for a couple seconds, then takes it out and tries to talk sense to Laura---good luck!) That's really low! What belt is?

Laura: Ego Title.

Janice: And you stole it from who?

Laura: Some guy----Snow---something Snow.

Janice: You took this belt from Mr. Snow who worked so hard to earn it...(Laura cuts in)

Laura: For what it's worth, he stole it from somebody else.

Janice: (dumbfounded, shocked she can no longer talk down to Laura) Oh....well---(after some thinking)---still doesn't make it right.

Laura: Oh, big deal. I'm Laura, and I do what I want when I want because I CAN! Get this, after I face this guy Snow at the next BloodZone, I get to face Urge for this very belt I already own.

Janice: How can you be so sure you're going to win?

Laura: I don't have to "win," per se, I'm in an IronPerson match. In fifteen minutes all I have to do is pin him just one time---ONE TIME!

Janice: You could just get him to submit too, right?

Laura: Get real. Look, I'm as optimistic about my chances as anyone else, but am I really going to make a person twice my size submit? Yeah, I can put on some holds, sure, I'm going to wear him down, but unless the guy is an absolute PATSY he won't actually submit to me. I'm best off going for the pinfall. Since this type of match is all about endurance, I'm in the driver's seat to accomplish my one pinfall----if not being able to win the match in total. You follow all this wrestling crap better than I do even though I am in the federation---what's this guy Snow like anyways?

Janice: Snow you said? He's okay. Shows how much I know about him considering I didn't even remember he stole the Ego Title in the first place. Ummmmm...(rolls her eyes up in her head)......I know he was married for about 14 years. The stuff that airs about him is mostly like home movie stuff. Mostly things from the past about his life. Didn't really know too much about him in today's world, although----

Laura: He only shows stuff from his past!? Is he that big of a bore? Can't he come up with stuff today that he can show? He can't do some goofy skit on something like Leno or Letterman and help put deep insomniacs to sleep?

Janice: HEEEE'S DEAD!

Laura: He may just as well be.

Janice: No, I mean seriously, he's dead---he died in a plane wreck a couple weeks ago.

Laura: No, I don't think so. I TOOK this belt from him, I HIT HIM IN THE FACE!! I think I'd know who I hit.

Janice: Hey, if you say so honey. For what it's worth, he was supposed to be a reverend before his plane incident.

Laura: Oh that's not cool. You know how religious I am. As a big-time Catholic I take that then as a huge insult. A priest-figure is supposed to be a high-class position of respect and dignity. Sure, there have been numerous people in that position that have fouled things up, but still, that doesn't mean to go ahead and start using that as a way to get attention as a wrestler. Is he that low on skills and ability and mindset in order to improve himself? If there IS a reverend that I wish he'd be like, I wish he'd be like that one from Wisconsin that took a jump from a third-story window in Mexico a week ago. That way he can at least save himself a final embarrassment and not get whitewashed in the ring with myself. (she lowers her head in disgust and shakes it a couple times before lifting it back up) AND he married a hooker? I see how this world works then if this hooker is really "high up." You let anyone and everyone enter your coochie and you get to control world powers. (sarcastically) I see, I understand. So that makes my friend Muh-chelle a queen then. (she rolls her eyes before dropping the sarcasm) Add in this guy stole what is now MY title---what an idiot. You see, there's a way to get attention, and there's a way to look like an *ss. I did it the right way, I called people out. I called them chickensh*t, what they really are. This guy goes the route of peace and love and hypocrisy. That's not right. That only gets people to avoid you all together. Rev. Snow needs to realize that this is no longer the 1980's. Leg warmers are not in style and Cheers no longer runs new episodes, playing dress up in the ring isn't going to cut it. I don't want to face some guy who's readying for Halloween, I want a competitor. I want someone who can last those 15 minutes with me and have every muscle spent, not a guy who's going to go 10 and then say, "I quit, she's too good for me." I'll admit, yeah, I'd enjoy the easy fight, but I prefer to gut it out. Reverend Snow however, he's not the person to give me that kind of fight.

Janice: What about the match though?

Laura: This one's all mine. First off, I only need the one pinfall, so I get that, I get what I want right there. Secondly, this is MY match. I'm getting my kinds of opponents and my kinds of matches---Xander Sterling gets on me for having an ego---OF COURSE I DO YOU SH*TLICK!! When you're as great as I am and only 22 and not even in your prime---there's reason to look up! Just like I said before that Featherweight Title match, if I would happen to get screwed over in that match and lose, I'd be springboarded up to something where more of the mainstream public would become more aware of my doings. Once the people see that headline grabber Laura from the 2000 Olympics is still at it in wrestling, that's only going to help out NEW. You have fun defending that specific-only title "X," I'll go after Ms. Frenchie-Mapleleaf herself because hey, let's face it, this belt (holds up the Ego Title and pats the face of it) isn't able to handle what I can give to it. This title can't take the multiple exposures each week I can give it and it won't be able to handle all the shinings it would receive because of me, Laura. It's better off on a low-key guy like Urge receiving low-key status. In general, Reverend Snow is best off being a student at Glenbrook North High School in Illinois and going through the hazing ritual like they had nearly a month ago there. Hey Reverend? I am Laura, God put me here to be athletically gifted and I've done what I've supposed to do. You? I don't know. You've given us home movies that were probably filmed on a Betamax tape. I don't care about you "back then." I want to see you "right now." If that means seeing you up to your neck in hand-grown marijuana, so be it. If it means having to watch you struggle for your life in a pond somewhere because you can't swim, that's fine too. You see, giving us taped footage, that turns people off. They see the taped stuff and say, "This is on tape. It's not live, so it'll come on again." I'm live though. That's why I'm an attraction to the pencild*cks out there. They see me and they HAVE to tune in because it's history in the making. Being able to see what happens RIGHT WHEN it happens, that means something. People will be remembering where they were and what they were doing when I, Laura, achieve yet another accomplishment. I get seen on TV and people say, "That's Laura. That means this is something new. I'll have to watch this, I can't turn the channel now." That's why our ratings are so high Padre Snow. We do things live, not on tape. Think about that for a change. And while you're it pal---

BITE MY CLIT!!

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Laura
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