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0-0-0 | Won gold medals in Sydney Olympics, track star at her university, possible Featherweight Champion | Laura, Tiffany Storm |
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Tiffany: You guys are great!! I thank you all for your support and for those that are of legal age, my Playboy mag will indeed be out Tuesday so don't get caught with your pants down whenever you can see me with more than just my pants down!! (Crowd is going crazy) Now that I have that little tidbit out of the way, i think its time we get down to business. A few weeks ago i was a nobody from Monreal, Québec who didn't have it going on. I came here to NEW hoping to make a career for myself and I belived that it would take time, but I had no idea that I would rise so quickly. Things happened so quickly that it seemed like it was an overnight thing. My first match against Darkfalls was more than just a loss, it was a learning experince for me. He taught me areas that I needed to work on and I did just that. I went on to beat Hawk and then me and Wolfdog last week got our heads bashed in by Jack and Urge. Now i am to this point, 2 days away from the biggest night of my life. I look back at the beginning and all the way to this point I am at now and it all is so crazy. Tiffany: It's crazy how fast things have happened. I have a chance to make history and i am going to do just that at "Money Matters." There are some guys in the back who think I shouldn't be in this match, that I'm not ready, that i'm not strong enough. I will admit that I was put into this match up thanks mostly in part by my father setting up 'Falls but I am in it none-the-less and I plan on taking the ball and running with it. I promise all of you this, after Sunday the doubts of rather or not I should have been in this match will be put to rest because in Philly Sunday I am going to kick Ryan Vierra's ass harder than a Jeremy Roenick slapshot and harder than a John LeClair body check. You've all watched whats been going on all this week. I've been everywhere, training, promoting, doing whatever it takes to get ready for this match while Ryan was stuck in some hole somewhere with Carmen bullying him. Okay, he did come out a few times and said stuff about me but there was something different about him. Something about his demeanor that wasn't the same as usual. What was it about him that was so different this time? Fear, thats right people, fear that he has come to his last stand. Fear that Angelina finally put him into that unescapeable vise grip and now he has no way out. Tiffany: Ryan thinks..oops past tense, Ryan thought he could squirm his way out of this one, he thought people like Lancealot would hook him up this time but oh no, no, no baby. This time for Ryan, it will be gravely different. Ryan, I know you are listening so hear me and hear me good. I am not Wolfdog, and no disrespect to him..but I am not him....I am not any of those people you played for a patsy, I am the Perfect Storm, the Sexy Shinobi and you might as well get use to the word Former because that is a title you will have to carry around with you for the rest of your miserable life. You will become a former champ after sunday, a former man because I am gonna take your manhood from you and make you my personal grade-A b*tch!. You tell yourself that you are not scared buy deep down you know that you are. Why is it that everytime you speak on tv...which isn't much, you have Carmen with you? I will tell you why, for moral support, you are hoping that by having her around that you would use her as motivation but that didnt work did it? It didn't work because if it did, you wouldnt treat her like trash in front of everyone. You are so mad, so lost, so scared that you are lashing out at everyone and everything. You have a diease Ryan, and maybe it's not your fault but you have a diease so I shall cure you at "Money Matters," by killing you ever so softly...with the Northern Touch. (blows a kiss into the camera). Laura: SHUUUTTT UUUUUUPPPPP!! (This, of course isn't taken to very kindly, as more booing and insults rain down on Laura. But she doesn't really care.) Everyone here makes me sick. All this cheering and happy-go-lucky CRAP! This isn't a love-fest, this isn't the 1960's--it's sport---and you people don't do a damn thing towards who wins and loses, so just shut the trap (makes a motion with her right hand of a mouth closing) and listen to someone more superior than you have a chat. (turns to Tiffany) You are the worst thing I have EVER looked at in my whole life. You're thanking these people!? I thought you were tough, a rough little son of a b*tch, and you're kissing ass? Are you in that sad of shape because you have no confidence? Just because I, Laura, will have a belt and you won't , that's okay honey. (Puts her right hand on Tiff's shoulder) Tiffany: I should stomp your ass right now you know that? (Crowd cheers) But depending on what you do in the next few seconds will determine that. Normally you would be already be wheeled out by the paramedic for that stunt you just pulled but because I am in a good mood, I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and ask you what business do you have out here? Laura: I would tell you, but first, I have a question. (puts her right hand up to her chin, feigning a position of intense, psychological thought) You like to talk, and that's okay I guess. But you seem to have a problem. Every time, a.k.a--NOW,(drops her hand from her chin and looks her in the eye) someone bad-mouths you, you gotta open up and rant and rave. Now why is that Tiffany? Can't you keep your mouth closed for an extended period of time? Tiffany: Laura, correct me if I am wrong but I don't recall asking you to come out here and I sure as hell don't recall mentioning your name in any recent interviews, now why is that? You see, you are competing for the Featherweight Title and I am competing for the Ultimate Heavyweight Title so what does that mean? That means you are not on my level, you are beneath me so until you show me why I should be talking about you or even thinking about you. You are worthless. Your jealousy burns brighter than a super nova because I am about to make history not only for the industry, but for women everywhere and it eats you up inside that you are not the one making this historic move, isnt that Right Miss trackstar-aka-bookworm? Laura: Actually, it's not. You see, we're on different plans is all. This federation wants me to be able to grace every title, touch every title and give them some respectability. I'm being used as the jump start to these titles. NEW knows that you can't do anything for a lower belt, you can only do things with an already established belt, you can't make things any better than they are. That's why I'm going for a so-called "lower title." Just because it doesn't carry the prestige doesn't mean it's worthless. Besides, I've made women's history before. I know the feeling. I also didn't have to pose naked in order to help my star power. It's people like you who do that that ruins women's credibility in athletics and everything else for that matter. Tiffany: Keep telling yourself that poppycock Laura. Did you by any chance happened to NOT own a TV or a radio before you joined. I joined this company and took it by Storm. I became an overnight sensation, the upper echleon superstars noticed this as did the world and as a result, I've earned their respect. When you get props from someone like Darkfalls, Laura, thats saying a lot. That means you did something big. Now I am fighting for the Ultimate Heavyweight Title and you are fighting for the Featherweight Title. Did you come in making an inpact like i did? Did you take this company, hell this industry by Storm? No, so I dont know what you're smoking but i suggest you stop. And as far as why I posed nude, I did it for the guys..(all the males in the crowd goes nuts) and you say it's people like me who ruin women's credibility? This coming from a so-called respectable gold medalist and college student who runs around telling everyone to bite her clit? The reason why you are going for a lower level title is before you aren't good enough for the higher ones, you aren't even close Laura. After I kick Ryan's ass on sunday, I'll give you some pointers..until then...get the F*** out of this ring before I put my foot so far up your ass that you will be able to taste my sock! Laura: Which you have again proved my point of when someone says something negative to you, you go on some nonsensical rant. The belt thing? You're just falling to stereotypes. "'It's not the biggest one so it must suck.'" So then why have American's won silvers and bronzes in the Olympics even when they had the best athletes? Would you like to explain that one? And yes, you DO ruin our credibility, because now, after Tuesday, whenever people see you, they won't think "Champion," they'll think "She got NAKED!" They won't care what you've done, they only care for whacking off, and you KNOW that. All you had to do was say "No" and people would think the most of you at all times. You did it for the guys? Biggest mistake of your life. I may say "bite my clit" but at least I don't show it! (this gets excited hoots and hollars from the crowd, causing Laura to turn to them again) OH SHUT UP!! (they boo as Laura turns back to Tiff) Storm, I want to see if you have the patience here. You keep the trap shut after this truthful rant of mine, and I'll support you for your match on Sunday. I won't be in your corner, but I'll rescind everything negative I've said about your obnoxious, immature, North-of-the-Border, inane self. (Laura then puts her right hand on Tiff's forehead and pushes, sending Tiffany back a couple steps. She gives a snicker and waits for a response) You going to act like a child or an adult now Tiffany? Tiffany: How's that Laura? Laura: Child, just as I thought. Way to be a role model. Tiffany: If i still do act like a child and immature Laura, maybe its the fact that I AM 19 years old!! I am suppose to be immature, now you lay there and think about that! |
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