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People Mentioned |
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4-2-0 | Won gold medals in Sydney Olympics, track star at her university | Laura |
Latin Lover |
Two/2 |
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Laura: I go to the University of Memphis' training facility. I get in a good hour of running, that's fine. The track here is kind of rough and the grip on my shoes is weakening, but that's okay--I can deal with that. I come down here to take a shower and then change, be out of here and go to the hotel for some sleep. And yet----(turns her head to look into the camera, her brown eyes upset but not afire with rage)--you people are everywhere. Just leave me alone for a few days, huh? Hell, you guys are here already, just stay. Laura: Latin Lover--deal with what life gave you. You are an overrated, overhyped, overproduced person with a fake heading. Do you really think you're so great because you can beat guys like Jimmy Blake and a washed up Jack Diamond? I know this course has been taken with you before, but really, think here. Are you that GOOD or just that LUCKY? (sarcastically) Oh, whatever do you mean Laura? (end sarcasm) Did you really deserve those matches; to face people like that, earn your way to those matches, or did the people at NEW feel sorry for you and give you those matches as a way to help you out? A way to keep you around? You are someone who is in the right place at the right time. I would say to think of yourself as a version of Gerald Ford. In fact, that's a PERFECT example! (gives a small laugh, thinking over how perfect a match this is) Here's a clumsy bum who keeps falling at every given second, either you or Ford here, take your pick, who gets in to one high spot because, luckily, the person in front of him took a dive and got out, like Jack Diamond. Then, more luck, the TOP person involved, for Ford it was Nixon, quits. Now, suddenly, Gerry Ford is leader of the free world. Didn't earn the right, never had one vote cast for him, yet there he is, making his $200,000 and living in the White House. There's you, Latin Lover, making your tidy salary, two people in front of you slip out of sight, now suddenly, you're "The Man." You've got your Secret Service in the Midcarders (rolls her eyes)--what can go wrong? (she fakes thinking hard for a minute, as the answer is so obvious to her, yet she wants some suspense) It's me, b*tch, me! I'm the one thing you DON'T want in your way right now, Ruben. I can already see this, you're going to sic "X" and that dope Genius on me as soon as I gain some control in the match, that way you get to keep your little record in good shape. You're undefeated in your own eyes? That's nice. Too bad your eyes are clouded with some serious glaucoma. Otherwise you'd see this neat little "1" in your loss column. Oh, that wasn't a fair loss? (Laura's eyes bulge as she comes closer to the camera, dropping her left foot to the floor in the process) UP!!! Laura: (after leaning back again and putting her left foot back on the bench and taking a deep breath as well) You have got to stop the nonsense. Like it or not, you've got that one loss. I tried to ignore MY one loss and it cost me. So now, I'm learning to deal with it. When I lose, IF I lose, I see what I did wrong and learn from my mistakes. I don't see you doing that. I would advise that you did because you make TONS of mistakes, oh, I know that much. But you have your "Yes men" there backing you up, too scared to say that you suck, so you don't know that you suck and therefore keeping doing the same dumb things over and over again. I've scouted you from afar, I scouted you close the last two weeks. I know what you do and when you screw up in a match. Why else would I have asked for this match right after the last BloodZone was aired? To have a lesson taught to me? I DON'T THINK SO!! You are an idiot. That would certainly explain your little scripts that you are always using and referring to. Are you THAT dumb that you can't ad-lib? Can't you get THAT fired up over an opponent that you can't come up with stuff on the spot like a professional speaker, such as me, Laura, when a camera and mic can be thrust in your face at (stomps her right foot on the bench with each of the next three words for added effect) ANY GIVEN SECOND? You have to write down your thoughts in case you may forget them? Is that how shallow your mind is? Is your mind THAT shallow that it's like the spot in the YMCA pool where the kids can only go so they won't drown? You're pathetic. I bet you walk around and spout off things and then say, hey, that's a Hell of an idea, I'll write that down and use it for my next NEW television spot. You are a bad case of fungus, Latin Lover, that simple. You grow and grow and stink and stink yet can't be rid of unless it's done the right away. Sort of like a weed. Well I am that Weed-B-Gone of the NEW. Just one match with me, Laura, and you'll be wondering why you were running around in your underwear thinking you were so great. You'll be exposed as the fraud you are, there's no question. You are a pansy of a weed and I WILL exterminate you---so |
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