Bite my Clit!!
Bite My Clit!!

The Queen of Wrestling

Laura

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4-2-0

Won gold medals in Sydney Olympics, track star at her university

Laura

Latin Lover

Two/2

(We fade in from commercial to find ourselves in a locker room. From the sign that's in front of us, like RIGHT in front of us--well, this is sweet--it's a WOMAN'S locker room! But hey, let's be honest here, there's going to be no nudity--no way NEW lets that happen, not for something that won't be on pay-per-view anyway. Guess it would make good sense for the cameras to start looking around inside, see if there's anyone in there--and yeah, so it's spying--so what? Do you want to see inside a female locker room or not? That's what I thought! Our cameras begin moving along, pointed towards the floor for obvious censoring reasons. Moving along we DO see---ooh!---PANTIES!! BRA!! LEOPARD DESIGN!! Sorry--got excited there. Yes, the floor is a bit of mess with some female undergarments, but that won't stop us, the mature folks, from finding someone in here. Moving along, there are some other "left over" clothes, like a couple t-shirts and a pair of shorts in our path. A right turn towards where there seems to be some shuffling happening leads us to a brand new, polished and glazed over wooden bench. We follow the bench along it's length, come to a small space, then follow a second bench. About 10 feet down the way, we come across something on the ground. No, not clothing. Why, it's a pair of feet, flat on the floor. A bare pair of feet. And these bare feet look familiar. Red toenails, yeah, we've seen these feet before---they're Laura's feet! Panning up from the feet we see a yellow pair of track shorts on Laura, who we can see is obviously sitting down. Continuing upwards we come to a white tank top---rather revealing top for Laura, as it exposes even her shoulders as well as part of the lower portion of her torso. Getting to Laura's head, yes it IS Laura, that's her face and dark hair, black hair is neatly combed back so as to be not in her face, she is sweating somewhat yet is breathing at a relaxed rate. On Laura's opposite side we are able to catch a glimpse of a yellow running shirt as well as Laura's white and purple track shoes as well as a blue towel. We catch a quick glimpse of her looking out of the corner of her eye towards us, so she knows we're in there. But the cameraman says nothing, after all, would YOU want Laura pissed off at you? Didn't think so! She just continues to look straight ahead, not bothering looking at the camera.)

Laura: I go to the University of Memphis' training facility. I get in a good hour of running, that's fine. The track here is kind of rough and the grip on my shoes is weakening, but that's okay--I can deal with that. I come down here to take a shower and then change, be out of here and go to the hotel for some sleep. And yet----(turns her head to look into the camera, her brown eyes upset but not afire with rage)--you people are everywhere. Just leave me alone for a few days, huh? Hell, you guys are here already, just stay.

(she repositions herself, turning her self 90 degrees to the camera so that her feet are now on the bench in front of her so that she is now facing towards the camera instead of the lockers.)

Laura: Latin Lover--deal with what life gave you. You are an overrated, overhyped, overproduced person with a fake heading. Do you really think you're so great because you can beat guys like Jimmy Blake and a washed up Jack Diamond? I know this course has been taken with you before, but really, think here. Are you that GOOD or just that LUCKY? (sarcastically) Oh, whatever do you mean Laura? (end sarcasm) Did you really deserve those matches; to face people like that, earn your way to those matches, or did the people at NEW feel sorry for you and give you those matches as a way to help you out? A way to keep you around? You are someone who is in the right place at the right time. I would say to think of yourself as a version of Gerald Ford. In fact, that's a PERFECT example! (gives a small laugh, thinking over how perfect a match this is) Here's a clumsy bum who keeps falling at every given second, either you or Ford here, take your pick, who gets in to one high spot because, luckily, the person in front of him took a dive and got out, like Jack Diamond. Then, more luck, the TOP person involved, for Ford it was Nixon, quits. Now, suddenly, Gerry Ford is leader of the free world. Didn't earn the right, never had one vote cast for him, yet there he is, making his $200,000 and living in the White House. There's you, Latin Lover, making your tidy salary, two people in front of you slip out of sight, now suddenly, you're "The Man." You've got your Secret Service in the Midcarders (rolls her eyes)--what can go wrong? (she fakes thinking hard for a minute, as the answer is so obvious to her, yet she wants some suspense) It's me, b*tch, me! I'm the one thing you DON'T want in your way right now, Ruben. I can already see this, you're going to sic "X" and that dope Genius on me as soon as I gain some control in the match, that way you get to keep your little record in good shape. You're undefeated in your own eyes? That's nice. Too bad your eyes are clouded with some serious glaucoma. Otherwise you'd see this neat little "1" in your loss column. Oh, that wasn't a fair loss? (Laura's eyes bulge as she comes closer to the camera, dropping her left foot to the floor in the process)

SHUT...

UP!!!

Laura: (after leaning back again and putting her left foot back on the bench and taking a deep breath as well) You have got to stop the nonsense. Like it or not, you've got that one loss. I tried to ignore MY one loss and it cost me. So now, I'm learning to deal with it. When I lose, IF I lose, I see what I did wrong and learn from my mistakes. I don't see you doing that. I would advise that you did because you make TONS of mistakes, oh, I know that much. But you have your "Yes men" there backing you up, too scared to say that you suck, so you don't know that you suck and therefore keeping doing the same dumb things over and over again. I've scouted you from afar, I scouted you close the last two weeks. I know what you do and when you screw up in a match. Why else would I have asked for this match right after the last BloodZone was aired? To have a lesson taught to me? I DON'T THINK SO!! You are an idiot. That would certainly explain your little scripts that you are always using and referring to. Are you THAT dumb that you can't ad-lib? Can't you get THAT fired up over an opponent that you can't come up with stuff on the spot like a professional speaker, such as me, Laura, when a camera and mic can be thrust in your face at (stomps her right foot on the bench with each of the next three words for added effect) ANY GIVEN SECOND? You have to write down your thoughts in case you may forget them? Is that how shallow your mind is? Is your mind THAT shallow that it's like the spot in the YMCA pool where the kids can only go so they won't drown? You're pathetic. I bet you walk around and spout off things and then say, hey, that's a Hell of an idea, I'll write that down and use it for my next NEW television spot. You are a bad case of fungus, Latin Lover, that simple. You grow and grow and stink and stink yet can't be rid of unless it's done the right away. Sort of like a weed. Well I am that Weed-B-Gone of the NEW. Just one match with me, Laura, and you'll be wondering why you were running around in your underwear thinking you were so great. You'll be exposed as the fraud you are, there's no question. You are a pansy of a weed and I WILL exterminate you---so

BITE MY CLIT!!

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Laura
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