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The Queen of Wrestling

Laura

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Won gold medals in Sydney Olympics, track star at her university, possible Featherweight Champion

Laura, Timmy Cornette

T. Jay, Xander Sterling, Tiffany Storm

One/1

(Our scene fades in and we find ourselves at what appears to be a library. After all, there are shelves and shelves of books as well as various tables and chairs spread out inside of the room we're in. Looking around the room we can also see numerous people inside at these tables with open books, notebooks, etc., reading and talking quietly. Okay, so it IS a library. After going by a number of people, we find a sole, solitary female sitting at a table. She has on a gray and purple t-shirt supporting her school's track team and her hair is in french braids. We can't see below her waist though, as the table she's at blocks that from view. On the desk sits a pair of glasses with a black frame on them as well as three books. In front of this female is an open book, with the lady reading it. Now, if you need to know that this woman is Laura of NEW....I suggest that you watch more NEW television...hahaha. Laura sits, reading her book, her hands on her temples and her head down. She looks upwards and appears to have a look of frustration. As she takes in that she is no longer alone, she gets PO'ed, to say the least. Coming into camera view is NEW's own Timmy Cornette, mic in hand ready for an interview. Laura sits back in her seat as Timmy pulls up one of his own next to her.)

Timmy Cornette: Timmy Cornette here live on location at the Win---(Laura cuts him off, swinging her head fiercely in Cornette's direction)

Laura: Don't you f*cking dare! Don't you DARE say where you're at!

Cornette: Why not?

Laura: Because I want to keep it classified. I like my privacy and I don't need any whacked out nut-jobs coming to my school to stalk me out. That's why I don't have that revealed, that's why no one knows my last name. I have a right to privacy and I want to keep it---that okay with you?

Cornette: Yeah, yeah....okay, okay. Gosh. Take it easy!

Laura: (as she turns back to her book and slams her right hand onto her open book) GOD I HATE EUROPEAN HISTORY!! Stupid continent....thank God it's only from 1800-the present.

Cornette: May I ask what you're doing?

Laura: (turning back to Cornette) I was trying to study for finals like everyone else here. What do you want anyways?

Cornette: Just wanted to see what your thoughts were on your upcoming Title match at Money Matters as well as other happenings in the fed.

Laura: (turning back to her reading) Like what?

Cornette: Tiffany Storm has a title match for the Ultimate Championship on Saturday. Any opinion since you're also female?

Laura: (uncaringly) No.

Cornette: You must have SOME opinion on this match. A woman going for the "big one." It's big stuff.

Laura: (still uncaringly as she continues to read) No. Not really. She's overrated and is going to get mauled. Besides, I think she's a fake. I've seen before I believe, Storm's not her last name. Don't remember what it is though.

Cornette: (stunned) HUH!? What do you mean?

Laura: She's what she appears to be.

Cornette: But what do you mean Laura?

(Laura is apparently pushed over a line because she looks violently towards Cornette and you can just SEE the rage in her eyes. They may be beautiful eyes but trust me, right now, they could slice and dice. She gets out of her seat and confronts Timmy, who leans back in his seat, rather frightened at what could happen to happen)

Laura: THIS ISN'T HARD TO UNDERSTAND! (she back off a step or two) She's a fraud. F-R-A-U-D! I've seen her before, I don't remember where or when very well, but I HAVE. That's all that's important. Is there anything else for you to ask? (she sits back down but continues to look at Timmy)

Cornette: Just....your thoughts on your match this weekend. That's all Miss Laura.

Laura: For the Featherweight Title? Right?

Cornette: Y-y-yes. Against Xander Sterling and T. Jay.

Laura: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!?? It's a 3-way? I just won a freaking number one contender's match! And now someone gets a free-ride? That's trash. What are you doing to me Timmy?

Timmy: Hey, look, that's just the way it is. I have no power in making matches Laura.

Laura: (turning away from Timmy, she cusses under her breath. She turns back and, as usual, looks angry) My thoughts? I think NEW is trying to get too many people's hopes up. Think about it. I'm going to win this match. There's no doubt. I'd win even if it were a simple one-on-one, but now I'm actually going to have to work a bit for this. Maybe that was the idea. See, there's two thoughts for this match. Let Laura win it hands down, no competition, or make her expend some effort. Tell me, would you rather a title changed hands on a Pay-Per-View with one person dominating a whole match or would you rather see some effort exerted and make it look like the title being fought for is worth something. What would you do, Timmy? I'll tell you what: You make the business decision of making it look like the title is worth something. After all, having someone win a belt in a wipe-away...that's not cool. It'd be cool for me because I'd win and not break a sweat and get a new prize for my collection, but it'd be bad for business. People would look and say, "Geez, Laura won that Featherweight Title with no problems. That belt must be a joke." Of course, that sort of thing may be said anyways because hey, the title just changed hands, right? Yeah, it did. What's going to be said after next Sunday is going to consist of "The belt is changing hands too much. It must be worthless." Stupid internet people taking the paralysis of the brain to a new level.

(Laura shakes her head and then dogears the page she's at in her textbook and closes it up.)

Laura: You see, sure, that title will be changing hands for the second time in as many weeks, a third new champion in as many weeks should I, Laura, win, but that's okay. You see, I am a champion. An Olympic champion. I have been a wrestling champion as well. I know what it's like to carry around a title and bring esteem to it. I have been able to bring a sense of accomplishment towards a title such as the one I will be chasing next Sunday. In other federations I had won the equivalent to NEW's Featherweight Title and did so well with it, held it for so long, that people were losing weight, people were wishing they too could qualify for status just to be able to have a chance at winning said title. All that just to be able to face me, Laura, in the ring. A chance to be in the same area as an Olympic gold medalist a real-life American hero. Right before their eyes. The deal is though, winning that Featherweight Title. For Xander, dude, just stay away from me. You give me the impression of you being a real prick and trust me, if you tip me the wrong way---I WILL CUT YOUR D*CK OFF! I'm here to win. I'm 2-0 so far. I'm not going to "go Switzerland" and stay neutral throughout this match. I will beat up and pound whose ever ass I need to in order to get this title. I am not Tiffany Storm, I am not a fraud, I am the TRUE BEING. You all saw what I did to Matt Michaels. And that was being injured for all things worth it! Yeah, I'll still be hurt and yeah, this won't be as easy as it probably should be, but hey, that's okay. That's just "the man" keeping me down. Who is that man? Yup, you guessed it!------Frank Stallone. I am exactly what this federation needs, whether or not anyone wants to admit to that. You think people watch to see another adventure in the life of Xander Sterling? Like people are really interested in seeing what T. Jay is up to this week. Trust me, the Happy-Go-Lucky Sex Hour is a better draw at 4 AM than those two ever hope to be. Hey, when you have no charisma, no personality, that's what happens. Not only do fans fall asleep, so does everyone else heading the federation. That's probably why both of those puny b*stards are thrown into my range. Not just to get rid of one, but both. I'll have more to say later this week.

Cornette: Why don't you just say it all right now?

Laura: Because I want to be left the f*ck alone!

(Scene fades)
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