She did it! Laura won the World Title, her first one in her short, just less than 2-year career. Yeah she cheated but hey, if you were in the same position as her with such a grand prize on the line, you would have done the same right? All right, so what have we got here? Why, it looks like it's the last portion of the Laura/Noah Kyle match! Same arena, same fans, same action, but there's something different---music.
For those of you who either can't get the music sound OR are just too darn impatient for it to load in, here's the lyrics to go with the action:
When you wish upon a staaar
Noah is on his hands and knees. Laura is getting herself up with the ropes holding her ribs. Noah gets to his feet and Laura spears him.
Makes no difference who you aaare
Noah hits his head on the floor hard. Laura picks him up and DDTs him on the floor. Noah looks to be unconscious.
Anything your heart desires
Laura has to lift him up to roll him in the ring. Laura rolls up Noah and hooks the tights.
Will come to yoooooouuuuuu
As the ref is counting Laura uses the ropes for leverage. Noah raises an arm weakly but not enough to get his shoulder off the mat.
BW: NOOOO!!
If your heart is in your dreeam
Derrick begins making his way from the commentators' position to the center of the ring where Laura is holding her newly won prize over her head---hey, I don't remember this part from the show....
No request is too extreeeme
Derrick: Laura, you've just won the IWF World Title, what you going to do now!?
When you wish upon a star
As dreeeamers dooooo Laura: Suddenly the scene shifts from the arena to that of a dark room, and quickly Laura's head pops into the picture, her eyes open with a small look of fright in them. As the cameras back up, we see we are in Laura's bedroom, her sitting up now in bed under a purple comforter. She reaches back and turns on a lamp that is on a mantle that serves as the headpiece of her waterbed. Her hair is not exactly beautiful but then again it could look a LOT worse, a look of sleep is in her eyes as the fright wears off.
Laura:
She looks over to her right and, upon her bookcase is propped the IWF World Title itself, it's gold glistening in the light of the lamp. Laura sees it and nearly goes into shock. She quickly gets out of bed, grabs it, then gets back into bed, holding the belt out in front of her.
Laura: Oh my God...I'm the IWF World Champion! (starts laughing out of shock, kinda like an insane person's laugh, but not so maniacal) I'm the IWF World Champion! I won the title! Are you serious? I'm the champion! (She busts out in a full laugh, again, not like a totally insane person's laugh, just one of someone who can't believe what just happened) This is the coolest thing that ever happened to me! My gold medals from Sydney were cool too, but those I was SUPPOSED to win---I was NEVER supposed to get into wrestling. Cripes, not even two years and I've got a World freaking Title! I had a sensational rookie year and now this. No sophomore slump for me, Hell no. I really am the greatest ever. I AM! What's gonna happen when I reach my THIRD year? Probably end up taking over the wrestling world as a whole. Maybe be declared the ONE true champion---"If you want to be THE champion, THE champion, you'll have to go through Laura.'" I like the sound of that! IWF, good luck getting this title off of me. THAT will be not only A miracle, but probably one greater than what happened in a Mid-East desert just less than 2000 years ago. You all have a better chance of actually GETTING TO bite my clit!
(Laura delicately places the title on the headpiece of her bed, next to her lamp, shuts off the lamp, and our scene fades out.)