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People Mentioned |
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0-0-0 | member of Mizery, won gold medal and track star at Winona State and will kick your ass!! | Laura, DUH!! |
Austin Mack, Tiffany and her "beloved" siblings |
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Laura: Good job getting away from those bitch-brats downstairs. Man, my siblings are such pains in the ass it's not even funny. I hate having this large family, and if you think this is bad, it's a good thing my six teenaged siblings aren't here. Yeah, that's right---I'm the oldest of 14 children. Noise, getting attention from others, waiting for something to go my way---it's a lot like the world of the CWA for me here. That's part of the reason why I tend to stay in Winona as much as possible. But nooooo...not this weekend! THIS weekend I have to be here and watch the tykes while mom and dad are at meetings. UGH! (rolls her eyes upward in her head while she gives an expression of frustration before going back to her normal face) Enough diverting though--- Laura: Kaitlyn, would you mind telling your sister Laura why you're screaming so loudly? Kaitlyn: Because I'm playing a game! Laura: Well honey, Big Sister here has some company. Can't game wait until afterwards? Kaitlyn: NO! (Kaitlyn actually has the guts to stick her tongue out to Laura! Just as she starts in with another scream for whatever "game" she's playing Laura cuts it off!! Laura's got her hand around Kaitlyn's throat---hey, come on Laura, that's your little sister--be nice. Laura cinches her grip in----NO, LAURA! DON'T DO THAT! *SLAM!!* DAMMIT! Laura just chokeslammed her little sister down to the floor!! What a real jerk she is. All the other siblings turn around and look worriedly at her.) Laura: Anyone else want to try my patience? HUH!? (Silence) Didn't think so. Laura: Catch that? THAT'S what a big sister is supposed to do. Tiffany Cross's big sister may give advice---but I give advice. I'm not afraid to hurt my family, mostly because I could not possibly care any less about them. They aren't me---enough said. Does that lead to somewhere that deals with my match-up? You know, the one at "Hostile Territory?" You know, the one for the Canadian Championship? You know, the one against another family member of mine, wrestling-wise that is, Austin Mack? Yes, very good you dope fans---(sarcastically)it only took three blatant clues to get you to figure it out!! (end sarcasm) It's quite amazing what all these internet idiots are able to come up. "MiZery is falling apart," "Laura to leave MiZery and team with Cross." I mean--WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP!!?? Just because myself and Austin had one lousy argument on a televised interview all of a sudden MiZery is done? I'm sorry!? I read the so-called internet "news," I admit it. It's mostly for my own entertainment to see how far off from the truth these reporters really are, but I read nonetheless. Hey, didn't they see Austin and myself leave for drinks after all that bitching anyways? Sure looks to me like things are dandy. How many of YOU out there would invite a heated enemy out for a beer or some cocktails? Ever see Tiffany and myself downing some drinks? Ever see Johnny 2 Hotty and Austin headed for a bar together? I didn't think you had. Let me put this straight for all to get: MiZery is strong. It is strong because Austin Mack and Laura are still teammates and will come out of their match healthy. We may not be exactly on the same page about who should win---but we're still teammates; that's a lock. So Laura, what's going to happen? That's the question, right? I can tell what's going to happen: I'm going to go to the ring looking to gain that Canadian Title and Austin is going to the ring looking to defend that title. We will put on a show as only we, the top two people in the CWA, are able to do. Let me say this; if everyone out there thought that an X match or a Tiffany Cross match is something...wait until they get a load of seeing Laura vs. Austin Mack. Hey, this IS on Pay-Per-View, right? That's really the only spot that deserves to see a top-flight Laura expenditure. Yet, sadly, that won't happen. So why will it be so memorable? Easy! Even with Austin and myself going easy on each other, we still have so much inside of us that a half-assed performance between the two of us STILL looks like one of those five-star matches you people like seeing. Finally I have an opponent who can handle himself in the ring, someone I don't have to worry about making look even the slightest bit promising. Austin can handle himself, and though we may half-ass it, my half-assing is better than his half-assing. That's why I feel pretty confident I can win. (rearranges her positioning so that her right knee is held in place in front of her by her hands as her left leg remains draped over the side of the bed) No matter what happens, we will shake hands afterwards, yes. I'm just saying that there's a pretty good likelihood that I, Laura will be holding onto that title Austin currently has. And if not? Hey, that's okay. It's not cool or great, but I can live with it. After all, I'll just forget about that and move up to juicier things like this whole World Title mess. There's only one way that can be cleared up and that's if I, Laura, am able to burst into that scene. I'll mop up those has-beens like a fat dog goes through it's dinner. If I win the Canadian Title, they all get lucky. They "only" will have to face Austin Mack. Either way they lose and will wind up seeing both myself and Mack--it's just a matter of which of us they see first. Does this make sense? Am I making sense here? No? Hey, BITE MY CLIT then!! If you can't understand what I'm saying your brain waves must be on the brink of death. Dammit, I'm the Queen of Wrestling and what I say happens and I say that I am going to win at "Hostile Territory." Not necessarily because Austin lies down, but because I am the better half-assed person. Austin can say he's the better man if he wants to but that's because I'm a woman, not a man. |
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