**The Independence Arena is packed to the hilt with fans awaiting the world debut of DRWF's Wednesday Warpath! Camera shots cut from shots in the arena, with fans holding signs up proudly, to all throughout the arena, with people at hot dog stands, beer vendors, and some very hyped up fans. While the fans are busy losing their voices, or gaining another 20 pounds, The Prince of Old School himself, Seth Calvert is set to return to the ring to clear up some issues on his match. Fans in the arena watch as ring announcer Howard Finkel, better known as The Fink, steps inside the ring with a DRWF labeled microphone ready to introduce someone or something(Shameless plug: The DRWF labeled microphone may soon be found at the DRWF Shopzone, which HOPEFULLY will be up sooner than later. Preorder one at this toll number 1-900-256-DRWF!).** 

{Howard Finkel} " Ladies and Gentlemen, your attention please. Coming to the ring at this time, from the capital of New Jersey, Trenton, standing in at six-feet-three-inces tall, weighing in at Two Hundred and Nineteen pounds, he is a former Death Row Wrestling Federation Tag Team and Heavyweight Champion..."THE PRINCE OF OLD SCHOOL" SETH....CALVERT!!!!!!!!!" 

**The song "Damnit, I Changed Again" by The Offspring (found on their new album, Conspiracy of One) plays over the Sound System as Calvert steps out from behind the two double steel doors. He wears no gold, but has his wrestling tights on all set for tonight's outing against...well, he doesn't quite know yet, but he plans on knowing soon enough. In his hand he carries what appears to be a magazine. Upon further inspection, it is revealed that he has the Program for tonight's event. Of course gracing the cover of the program are the two people headlining the card. Calvert hops up on the apron and tosses the program in the general direction of the Fink. Howard calmly sidesteps as Seth enters the ring. He hops up on the second turnbuckle and puts two fingers in the air, signifying that he will become Two Time DRWF World Champion. He comes down and asks Fink for the mic. Finkel tosses it to him as he exits the ring. Seth, in the middle of the ring pushes down with his hands in a gesture that says, "Please, Please, quiet, I need to talk!" When the crowd has died down enough, Seth's voice is heard throughout the arena.**

{Seth Calvert} "HELLO NORTH CAROLINA!!!**All across the arena, loud cheers are heard at the mention of Carolina.** Thank you thank you. Nice to know that you all remember me. Of course how could you not? I made my what-was-supposed-to-be triumphant return on the Late Nite Show...only to be screwed anally and stabbed in the back by who I thought was my best friend, Mr. Late Nite. But I got my revenge. I gave Late Nite a pretty little dent in the back of his skull last Saturday. But that's not what I'm here to talk about."

"It seems that there is some confusion as to who I'm facing tonight. I mean look at your program! Ahem, allow me to read.

"Too High" Shane Parks vs. Seth Calvert...HEY! That's me!!!

Originally, Sean Corbin was set to face off against three very fine athletes. But plans changed and Corbin is unable to wrestle. However, Jake Hollman, ever the opportunist, has taken this time to bring Jackhammer's brother into the mix quite quickly. So newly named Marc Rouch will be taking on the Prince of Old School, Seth Calvert. This will prove to be a clash of the ages as both men have VERY contrasting styles. Let's see how it all goes down this Wednesday.

So who am I facing? Shane Parks? Or Marc Rouch? And which one exactly is Jackhammer's brother? C'mon Jake. This is a little confusing, even for a great technical mind such as that which I possess. But it could be Shane Parks, Marc Rouch, Enforcer, or Mr. Late Nite himself. It wouldn't matter who I'm facing! The Prince of Old School has faced opponents for whom he had absolutely NO preparation for and won. What's to prevent him from doing it again? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Quite honestly however, I've never heard of either Parks or Rouch. They're rookies, just like I was starting out. Now look where I am. I am a former DRWF Tag Team and World Champion! I have encountered countless challenges and overcome every single one of them! But don't misunderstand me. I do not underestimate any of my opponents. To do so would be a fatal mistake. Stupid and fatal. The one person I did underestimate was Mr. Late Nite. But then again, no one expects their best friend to stab them in the back. In Late Nite's case, the anally screwing however was unsurprising. Just ask Sean Moro. But I'm getting away from the point."

There's only one thing that the people here in North Carolina need to know. In a few minutes, I'm going to walk away from this ring. In about an hour, I will once again step through the double steel doors you see there and stride down the aisle to enter this ring. Then, my opponent will either be staring me in the eye, or coming out of the doors and stepping on the ground which I walked upon. He'll enter this ring and then a very unorthodox match will take place. This is a match which I would not normally compete in. But "things that I felt yesterday don't matter anymore". Tonight, the DRWF fans are going to get a Pay Per View quality match with a Seth Calvert that is filled with the Death Row Wrestling Federation X-Treme spirit that we all know and love. Tonight, I am set to kick ass and line up names. Whether it be "Too High" Shane Parks, or Marc Rouch. Whether it be Enforcer or Mr. Late Nite, I will be ready to take them to one extreme or the other. As the description says, this will be a match for the Ages. And proverbially, when it's all said and done, when the smoke has cleared and the dust has settled, the bell will ring. The bell will ring and you will know that a lesson was taught in this ring by a new teacher. The bell will ring and you will know that Class is Dismissed!"

**Seth drops the mic at his feet and throws the program out into the crowd. As the sold out audience begins their routine of acquiring laryngitis, Seth goes up on the second turnbuckle and throws two fingers up in the air. He flips over the top rope landing perfectly on the floor as he slaps hands with the fans at ringside. He progresses to the backstage where he runs smack into the Owner of the federation, Big Willie-Isms! He has an ice pack with him on his head.**

{Big Willie-Isms: Owner} "Oh man Seth, I'm so sorry about this mixup. I mean, Hollman hasn't even arrived in the building yet, and I can't help ya out. I'm really sorry about this. Ahhs***!"

{Seth Calvert} "Hey, don't worry. I'm gonna go out there tonight and do what I do best. Kick ass the way I feel like it. What's up with your head?"

{Big Willie-Isms: Owner} "Just all this stuff going on with that damn Elite Alliance. It's giving me a headache...that plus the attack that happened."

{Seth Calvert} "Aww man, that sucks. Well, just know this, if you need help and some defense from this faction, I know friends. Friends that will help us against them. They might step in tonight if the Elite Alliance gets involved in my match. They won't do anything tonight, but just wait till Death Warrant."

{Big Willie-Isms: Owner} "Okay man, thanks. I appreciate it. Well, I guess you should go get ready for your match."

**With that, the two part ways. (Psst...this is where the narrator cuts in...OH! Really? S***. Okay.) Tonight, Seth Calvert goes up against one of two people. Who will it be? I don't know. Neither do you! But does the Prince of Old School have what it takes to be X-Treme in this Death Row World? And what tricks does he have up his sleeve for the Elite Alliance? Who are these friends of his? Will the questions be answered tonight? I can answer you that one: There's only one way to find out! Watch DRWF Wednesday Warpath!!!**