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"Original Prankster" by
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}}Maybe he
should. It's very reasonable that he should. I
mean...look at
him.{{
}}I don't want to. But it seems as if I'm being called
to it. It hurts me a whole bunch to even be feeling this. But I need to
talk it over with
Late Nite first. My one friend...the one that
actually cares about me. So I walked down to his
office the other day. And here's how it went.
Kinda...{{
--SETH CALVERT--
What do you think man? You see the
fans...they hate me...for the wrong reasons. I'm in the worst slump I
think that a world champ has ever been in. Plus...it's just...not fun for
me
anymore.
--MR. LATE NITE-- It would be a great
loss. When were you planning on doing it - provided I let you do
it.
--SETH CALVERT--
First, it was going to be after Extinction. Second, you
don't tell me to do anything but be your
friend.
--MR.
LATE NITE--
Point made. But you do have a severe handicap match against
Tiger....
}}*sigh* No
shit...and he's doing better than
me...{{
--SETH
CALVERT-- Yeah...whoopdedo. Sorry MLN, I can't get excited about
being placed in a match that's a sure win for my "team". Then again, I'm
definitely not...Eternal champ material. I used to be...not
anymore.
--MR.
LATE NITE--
Hmm. I see. Well I
could put you...
}}Geez. No, I don't want that. God almighty. I want to
be able to start a damn family with that girl in Jersey. But I can't tell him that. He'd think I'm softening up or
something.{{
--MR.
LATE NITE--
...in a match for a title
and...
--SETH
CALVERT-- You don't
understand. Look, I'll do the match. But...I don't know. I'll do this
Friday, I'll work Holiday Hell, and if I absolutely have to...I'll do
Extinction. Like I said, it's just not fun anymore. There's...other things
on my mind.
}}This is getting to me. I want to go Friday, beat
Tiger, shake hands with them off camera, and leave the arena. Nothing
about this business is fun. It may have to do with the absolute shit that
Vince McMahon's putting out. It may have to do with this terrible slump
I'm in. It may have to do with the lack of participation. No matter what
it is...I can't do this anymore. You can probably guess where it's going.{{
--MR.
LATE NITE-- Seth,
you're valuable to me...
}}What the hell. No I'm not. I'm one of
your worst wrestlers. I used to be the best, I used to be
number one. And now, I'm a zero.{{
--SETH
CALVERT-- Am I really? I feel like I'm just being a Hulk Hogan,
minus the fame. Just sitting on my ass, making myself look bad, and still "earning" a
large chunk of paycheck. It doesn't seem fair to everyone
else.
--MR.
LATE NITE--
Okay...you do what you want pal. Work this Friday. Then after that, I'll
make sure you
go out in style.
--SETH
CALVERT-- No beatdowns
though right? I mean, I'll still try to help out back here somewhere.
Executive style. But...the action isn't doing
much.
--MR.
LATE NITE-- Nothing bad. At
all.
}}With that,
I left his office with a handshake. And then that's where I leave this.
I'll see you all Friday. I need to figure out what to do with
my life.{{
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