Playing Now(Hopefully):  "Original Prankster" by The Offspring

 
}}Maybe he should. It's very reasonable that he should. I mean...look at him.{{
 
}}I don't want to. But it seems as if I'm being called to it. It hurts me a whole bunch to even be feeling this. But I need to talk it over with Late Nite first. My one friend...the one that actually cares about me. So I walked down to his office the other day. And here's how it went. Kinda...{{

--SETH CALVERT-- What do you think man? You see the fans...they hate me...for the wrong reasons. I'm in the worst slump I think that a world champ has ever been in. Plus...it's just...not fun for me anymore.

--MR. LATE NITE-- It would be a great loss. When were you planning on doing it - provided I let you do it.

--SETH CALVERT--  First, it was going to be after Extinction. Second, you don't tell me to do anything but be your friend.

--MR. LATE NITE-- Point made. But you do have a severe handicap match against Tiger....

}}*sigh* No shit...and he's doing better than me...{{

--SETH CALVERT-- Yeah...whoopdedo. Sorry MLN, I can't get excited about being placed in a match that's a sure win for my "team". Then again, I'm definitely not...Eternal champ material. I used to be...not anymore.

--MR. LATE NITE-- Hmm. I see. Well I could put you...

}}Geez. No, I don't want that. God almighty. I want to be able to start a damn family with that girl in Jersey. But I can't tell him that. He'd think I'm softening up or something.{{

--MR. LATE NITE-- ...in a match for a title and...

--SETH CALVERT-- You don't understand. Look, I'll do the match. But...I don't know. I'll do this Friday, I'll work Holiday Hell, and if I absolutely have to...I'll do Extinction. Like I said, it's just not fun anymore. There's...other things on my mind.

}}This is getting to me. I want to go Friday, beat Tiger, shake hands with them off camera, and leave the arena. Nothing about this business is fun. It may have to do with the absolute shit that Vince McMahon's putting out. It may have to do with this terrible slump I'm in. It may have to do with the lack of participation. No matter what it is...I can't do this anymore. You can probably guess where it's going.{{

--MR. LATE NITE-- Seth, you're valuable to me...

}}What the hell. No I'm not. I'm one of your worst wrestlers. I used to be the best, I used to be number one. And now, I'm a zero.{{

--SETH CALVERT-- Am I really? I feel like I'm just being a Hulk Hogan, minus the fame. Just sitting on my ass, making myself look bad, and still "earning" a large chunk of paycheck. It doesn't seem fair to everyone else.

--MR. LATE NITE-- Okay...you do what you want pal. Work this Friday. Then after that, I'll make sure you go out in style.

--SETH CALVERT-- No beatdowns though right? I mean, I'll still try to help out back here somewhere. Executive style. But...the action isn't doing much.

--MR. LATE NITE-- Nothing bad. At all.

}}With that, I left his office with a handshake. And then that's where I leave this. I'll see you all Friday. I need to figure out what to do with my life.{{


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::CREDITS::
Big Willie-Isms: Keeping this Death Row Wrestling Federation alive for TWO STRONG YEARS BABY! And also for telling me that he should be first in these Credit things...
Xavier Garcia: Roleplay Layout and Seth Calvert Banner
Jake Hollman: Real Audio Player HTML Code and coming back...WOOT!
Matt Budai: For Telling me to use my head and use View Source to find the HTML code
Kevin Edwards: Being the Pal that He Is...you kick ass my friend.
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