Saturday Massacre STRAT

Mr. Late Nite vs. Jackhammer with guest commentator:

The Prince of Old School...Seth Calvert

Evan Moro: You ready folks? Because now is the time when we get to see a preview of our next Pay Per View main event...no, it's not Late Nite Live's main event, but the next DRWF/EA PPV.

Andrew Mielitz: In other words, it's time for Mr. Late Nite to take on the number one contender to the World Title, Jackhammer! We're all set and...

**"Damnit, I Changed Again" by the Offspring plays as "The Prince of Old School" Seth Calvert walks out to an applause from the crowd. He's in jeans and a DRWF T-Shirt, but he's on crutches, with his right leg wrapped up...**

Evan Moro: WHAT? What's this clown doin' out here? He's not scheduled for this matchup! We're supposed to be hearing some Drain STH now!!!

Andrew Mielitz: Well, don't look now, but I think he's hobbling towards us...

Evan Moro: He's not going to be sitting next to me......

**Seth is indeed joining the broadcast team for coverage of this match. As he sits down next to Sean Moro's brother, and looks both of them square in the eye, the commentator's demeanor suddenly changes...**

Evan Moro: Wow folks, here we are with none other than our former World Champ, Seth Calvert. Welcome Seth, how ya doin'?

Seth Calvert: Oh, I'd say I could be better Moro. Mielitz...hello.

Andrew Mielitz: Yeah..hi there. Well, let's get to the match now shall we?

**"Enemy" by Disturbed starts roaring over the speakers and the fans give a loud cheer as "Da Man" Jackhammer begins to walk down the aisle, very very focused on his match it seems...**

Evan Moro: And here comes the challenger to the Title, Jackhammer. Seth, Jackie here seems to be with you in your little pointless battle against the Elite Alliance. You've said that even though you respect the man, and he's your friend that you'd go up against him in a match if you had to.

Seth Calvert: Good job Moro. Your ears are working, and there's something more than s**t between them. Jackie's definitely my friend, but I've also said that when you're in the ring, there are no friends. If Jackie wins the Title at the PPV, I'll gladly go up against him to challenge him.

Beth Smith: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following matchup is a non-title Grudge Match..coming to the ring at this time, at an outstanding height of 7 feet 1 inch, and weighing in at 375 pounds, the Number One Contender to the Death Row Wrestling Federation World Title...JACKHAMMER!!!!

Andrew Mielitz: Hey Seth, the program questions whether Late Nite has made a mistake by accepting this match...what are your outtakes on that?

Seth Calvert: Hey, I'll give credit when it's due. Nite's always thinking about something, and he's sure to have something up his sleeve. But Jackhammer's always prepared for anything, so let's shut up and let the match go its course.

**"Simon Says" by Drain STH cuts off "Enemy" and the fans start a rousing chorus of boos as Mr. Late Nite comes down.**

Beth Smith: And now proceeding to the ring, at 6 feet 1 inch tall, weighing in at 244 pounds, he his your Hero, Host, and Savior as well as the Reigning Death Row Wrestling Federation World Champion...MR....LATE NITE!!!!!!!

Evan Moro: HEY LOOK SETH! THERE'S THE GUY THAT WHIPPED YOU AT THE PPV!

**Moro is quickly silenced by a positively evil glare from Seth Calvert and Mr. Late Nite rushes the ring...**

Andrew Mielitz: This match is starting with a bang, there's the bell. You think this match is unfair? I mean look, Jackhammer's one foot taller than Mr. Late Nite, and 131 pounds heavier!

Seth Calvert: Smart man Drew, you figure that out by yourself? Oooh, Jackhammer tosses Late Nite in the corner. Look at those lefts and rights, he's absolutely pummeling our current Champ.

Andrew Mielitz: Don't call me Drew....Jackhammer with a smashing headbutt that drops MLN to the bottom of the ropes.

Evan Moro: Jackhammer to the other side of the ring...what is he setting up for? You don't think he'd hit a Bronco Buster do you? OH MAN! CRIPES DID YOU SEE THAT? Jackhammer ran and shoulder tackled the head of mine and your hero's head!

Seth Calvert: That was one of the most innovative moves I've seen since Tommy Dreamer wrestled in this federation!

Evan Moro: Are you kidding? I thought Kevin's little deal with Fish's towel at the Pay Per View was damn impressive!!!!

**Andrew and Evan start laughing hysterically...Seth responds by unplugging both of their headsets...the other announcer's don't know this. Calvert is now going solo on the announcing for the time being.**

Seth Calvert: Jackhammer now dragging Late Nite out of the corner...Irish Whip to the ropes and a kick to the gut....Whoa wait, Jackie's goin for an early Hammer Throw! HE PICKS HIM UP...Late Nite's punching for his life...he rakes the eyes! WHOA! A GUILLOTINE DROP ONTO JACKHAMMER'S NECK! That couldn't have felt good for Jackie. Late Nite now slowly getting to his feet, he comes off the ropes and drops an elbow onto Jackie's head.

Evan Moro: What the hell did you do that for?

Andrew Mielitz: Leave him alone...he's just bitter. Late Nite going for an Irish whip...he follows Jackie...He JUST SKIDDED HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! Jackie's right in front of us here.

Evan Moro: Oooh, Late Nite following him out here, and he looks like he's taunting you Seth...

Mr. Late Nite: HEY CALVERT! SEE THIS? *punch to Jackhammer...kick to the gut* THAT'S WHY I'M THE WORLD CHAMP, AND YOU'RE NOT!

Seth Calvert: Yeah, shut up and start wrestling. C'mon Jackie, pick up the advantage.

Evan Moro: Seems like Jackhammer heard your prompting as he elbows Late Nite in the gut a few times...HEY! WATCH THE TABLE!

Andrew Mielitz: Yeah, this is property of the Elite Alliance. We can sue ya for big bucks. Jackhammer now tossing Late Nite into the ring. What the hell...why is he goin' up top? He's one of the biggest competitors in the DRWF, and he's goin' airborne?

Seth Calvert: If Jackie lands this, it's all over...Late Nite to his feet...OH MAN! Late Nite just crotched the big man on the top!

Evan Moro: Hey Calvert, you should be taking notes. If you ever get the chance to face Late Nite again, you might end up like Jackhammer right now.

Seth Calvert: Hey...what does your brother pay you for? I believe it's calling the match. So shut up.

Andrew Mielitz: Actually...he pays us for doin' more than that.....

Evan Moro: Mr. Late Nite...he's on the apron, and it looks like he's gonna take a page out of the Luche Libre's book, and he's goin' for a Dragonsteiner!

Seth Calvert: *mumbling* C'mon Jackie...you know...

Andrew Mielitz: What was that? HEY LOOK OUT!

Seth Calvert: ALL RIGHT! Folks, if you just missed that, Jackhammer reversed Mr. Late Nite's Dragonsteiner into a Hammer Throw off the top!

Evan Moro: Why so calm? It's like this...GOOD LORD! A HAMMER THROW REVERSAL OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! HEY LOOK! HERE COMES KEVIN EDWARDS!

Andrew Mielitz: Looks like he's gonna try and save the match for Late Nite!

Evan Moro: He's distracting the ref...what's that in his hand? It looks like a steel pipe! He's lookin' to toss that to Late Nite...wait! THERE'S MATT FISHER!

Andrew Mielitz: He's proceeding slowly to the ring...what do you think he has in mi...What are you doing Seth?

**Seth has removed his headset and has taken one of his crutches...and Mr. Late Nite is slowly...very very slowly getting up. Jackhammer's rising, and he sees Kevin Edwards. Seth takes aim...**

Evan Moro: What are you...WHAT THE HELL? SETH JUST CHUCKED THAT CRUTCH AND NAILED EDWARDS RIGHT IN THE HEAD! EDWARDS FALLS OFF THE APRON!

Seth Calvert: Just trying to ensure a fair match. Just like Neo and Hellraiser did.

Andrew Mielitz: YOU MAY HAVE TAKEN CARE OF EDWARDS, BUT LATE NITE HAS THE CHICKEN WING CROSSFACE ON JACKHAMMER!

Evan Moro: AHHHH BUT LOOK! MATT FISHER'S GOT THE CHICKEN WING CROSSFACE ON KEVIN EDWARDS!!! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN???