 ~~~Laughable words come from the mouth of Matt Budai. Words usually don't mean anything to Seth Calvert...but comedy does, and he does enjoy a very good laugh now and then. He laughed to extreme lengths at one line that Budai mentioned. You shall see this line later in our story. For now, sit back, and enjoy the peaceful(note sarcasm) atmosphere of the DRWF Arena.~~~ **Seth Calvert's patience has been tried. He cannot wait any longer to say what he has to say to the Muscle-enhanced, mentally challenged Matt Budai. Towards the end of a match featuring an up and coming prospect The Nergavep(pronounced Ner-Gah-Vip) and a severely "reeking of sucktitude" wrestler known as Danger, the song known as "Damnit, I Changed Again" by the one and only Offspring blares over the speaker system. Danger looks towards the entrance ramp taking his eyes off the...weird? unsightly Nergavep. A mistake. The Nergavep taps Danger on the shoulder...as the bewildered young individual turns around, The Nergavep delivers a sharp two fingered poke to the eyes. Danger falls and The Nergavep stands on him in a rather unorthodox pin. He wins the match, as Seth dashes down the entrance ramp. But we see him in a different state this time. No Old School fashionings. He wears black jeans, a button down vinyl shirt, and carries an inhumanly large pitchfork. He throws into the ring, and it sticks up in the middle of the canvas...missing the Nergavep's pinky toe by two centimeters (hey, I just read what's here...don't blame the Narrator). The Nergavep pokes the handle of the pitchfork, looks at the end that's embedded in the ring, and runs for the hills. Unfortunately, Danger is still in the ring. Seth dislodges the pitchfork, twirls it a few times, and motions for Danger to get up. Danger gets up, and Seth does something sadistic. He stabs Danger in the gut...but not deep enough to kill him, but enough to give him a pretty nasty flesh wound. Danger rolls out of the ring, and Seth throws the pitchfork down. He reaches for a mic, pulls out a razor, and then slices his forehead.** {Seth Calvert, pointing to Danger, then to forehead} " SEE THAT MATT? SEE THIS? IT'S WHAT YOU'RE FACED WITH! " **The fans begin cheering on the blood and gore dripping from Danger's midsection. Oddly, a duck scurries across where he lies. Heads turn, and Nergavep is there...a peace offering? Who cares, back to the words...** {Seth Calvert} " Blood, the gore, the sweat, the tears cried by your stupid little bitch, and I haven't even gotten to Melanie. You tell your brother Rob that. But you say that I underestimate you? That I consider you an inferior? There are only two people I consider inferiors in this business, one's your girl, and the other is Jack Knife. And now, about Melanie...who cares, she ain't worth the time...of anyone sittin' on the street corner. This Sunday, you may be pumped up all the hell you want, I haven't lost my thinking ability, I know how to beat an opponent. But there's a time to think, and a time to act. Life or Death is a time to act. You say you know how to "snap"? Fuck that bud. You'll see a man possessed up on that scaffold. Your little whore Melanie, she has a point, and I'm not talking about the one goin' in her pussy. It's just you and me up there. No one for you, no one for me. It will be Seth Calvert versus Matt Budai...you and me, and an assload of weapons. Weapons which could spell your certain demise, if the fall from high up doesn't. And still, if that doesn't, you've got the friendly barbed wire waiting to pad your fall. I'll smile...I won't be at the verge of shock because I hit you with a weapon instead of my foot or hand. I'll enjoy seeing every moment of your misery. Three-hundred percent? Big fuckin' whoop. And I mean that too...Goliath was probably at four-hundred percent plus his height, and David shot him to the ground. One shot. Maybe you'll feel like the Towering Giant falling from the scaffold, falling...falling...until you hit the point of unconsiousness." **Seth stops for a moment...he utters a sickly, ungodly laugh. This turns into an actually amusing chuckle. He stops his speech for a moment, and points towards the Isms-tron. It shows a small video of Matt talking in his basement. By small, we mean that there is only one line in this...** {Matt Budai} "I've been kicking my ass here ever since I got out of the Asbury Park precinct's jail. " **The scene fades out...plays again...a silence befalls the crowd before an entire chorus is rousing laughter rings out...Seth of course, is the loudest of these. {Seth Calvert} " AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Man, oh man, you been kickin' your OWN ass? Hot damn boy, if that ain't the funny shit...whoo...okay, now that I've had my laugh for the day. Matt, although you could probably get a job Sunday nights at the Comedy Club, you got a normal job...two in fact...number one, getting your ass kicked on a regular basis on and following Life or Death, and number two, playing the manwhore to your brother's dominatrix styles. But enough with the insulting of your non-existant manhood. I come here to say that you will not at all make it out of Life or Death in one piece. The sadistic, Hardcore side of Seth Calvert will be unleashed upon you Matt. The side that will make the grown men in the audience piss in their pants, the side that will turn women into human garbage providers, the side that will make children scream, even though they've seen worse in movies. This side will turn your stomach inside out. You said you'll "snap" but in truth, you don't have anything to snap for. I snapped because I couldn't handle the pressure being put on me for being Old School...the pressure of the rules...I snapped because I'm damn sick and tired of your pointless tirades. I'm gonna shut you up once and for all Matt...gonna shut you up to the point where you'll go off and be beaten by some other jack that you'll underestimate. Inferior? No, I don't think you are...but sadly mistaken? Yes...that's what I'm looking for. Enjoy tonight and tomorrow Matt Budai...there's not much time for you to be "normal"...why? Because I'm gonna take you to school, and teach you a lesson you Will never forget . " **Seth gets up on the second rope and stares out at the main camera, and then looks around at each section of fans. He sees Danger being helped to the back and laughs. He falls out of the ring and walks towards Danger...he pauses, looks at the wound in his gut and pokes him there with his elbow for added measure. Danger howls in pain as Seth grins manaically and storms to the back. After a few shocked minutes of silence, the Nergavep runs into the ring and does a dance with the duck that ran across the stage earlier...** This roleplay copyrighted by Seth Calvert, (C)July 2001, All Rights Reserved. Remember these two things: 1. E-fedding is a hobby, not a lifestyle, so treat it...or don't treat it...as such. 2. If any of this has been stolen in any way, shape, or form, I'll find you, and file suit. Have a Nice Day...Class Dismissed. |