Okay...so Derian Deniot's name is misspelled...don't blame me...it was right on the form.

~~~This my friends is a war in the wrestling world. The war between the Brothers Budai and the Old School Empire fully kicked into high gear on Saturday Massacre. Calvert attacked from behind by Matt and his brother...Derian acquiring revenge for The Old School Prince later on in the night along with the full body weight of Rancid. Matt lost at the hands of Eric Steel, but not actually because of any of the Old School Empire...confused? So was I at first....and now we head to the Ring Area...~~~
**Seth never thought that his Empire would be in a war...well, actually he did, but not with the Budai's. He was expecting more of a battle between his Empire and the Elite Alliance. But no matter...he's gotta kick ass tomorrow night, and then his two buddies gotta make the Budai Tandem scream again on Saturday. And since Fish has a LIghtheavyweight Title match at the Mr. Late Nite Show, they all decided to make use of an empty promo time at a house show *funny how they're all over the place*. Upon the emptying of the ring from a previous match, a voice booms over the Death Row PA system...**

{Deep Voice} " OLD....SCHOOL...STYLE"

**As soon as Style is said, the opening guitar slide for "Damnit, I Changed Again" by the Offspring plays. The drum sequence plays, and as the main guitar riff rocks on, a stream of pyro from either far side of the stage spews out. Emerging from the curtain comes the Old School Empire, C.E.O. Matt Fisher, Derian Deniot, Rancid, all led by "The Prince of Old School" Seth Calvert. Standing in a pretty cool looking pattern, the quartet starts their walk down to the ring. Matt Fisher is wearing a white T-shirt, and a leather Jacket, all with blue jeans, looking very "Grease-ish". Derian comes wearing his wrestling singlet and tights, the dark purple variety, with his shimmering purple trenchcoat, complemented by his Trademark Sunglasses. Rancid is wearing a tight hooded sweatshirt, black jeans, and a very angry face. The Leader of the Pack wears a Death Row Wrestling Federation T-shirt, dark blue Jean shorts, wrist supports, concealed body tape from the smack across the back received at the hands of Robert Budai, all finished out with a backwards Steve Corino cap. His "Old School Prince" wrist band stands out, a bright yellow with red against the mostly dark colors. Upon entrance into the ring, the music dies down, and the crowd shuts up. They know that the Empire is here to talk business. The first to step up to the microphone is Matt Fisher.**

{C.E.O. Matt Fisher} "Welcome my friends. Welcome. On the Season premiere of Saturday Massacre, just two days before my birthday, we fell witness to a tragedy. We fell witness to two actually. The first being that Mr. Late Nite has found an ally who actually can befriend him...how damn scary is that? But in seriousness, the real tragedy happened when you the fans saw the makings of a war. Thankfully, I was not involved directly in the beatdowns that occured at Massacre. My good friend, Seth Calvert savagely attacked from behind with a bat by the green Robert Budai. This was not the first shot fired however. Rather, the first shot was fired by Matthew Budai when he said that Calvert had lost some of his old "spark" so to speak. And now that the true battle lines have been drawn, I draw myself into this on my friends' side. However, I'm very sure that the true wrestlers in this group would speak on this matter later on. The fact rests that tomorrow, I have the opportunity to acquire a bit of gold for this soon-to-be champion stable. The Lightheavyweight Championship is being defended by Craig Oliver tomorrow at the Late Nite Show. Again, I must state that I did not use any of my executive power to place myself in this match. Personally, and truthfully, I'd rather stay behind the desk. But alas, I was forced into this again by Mr. Late Nite, and so I will compete. Some question whether this is a punishment, or a reward. When I look at it, I see it as a reward. I am facing a person who we have not heard from in at least 2 weeks I believe it is, and I personally am questioning this person's skill in the ring. Then again, you and I well know that he is by far better than I in terms of in-ring ability. But like Late Nite Live, I will give it my complete all. Should I lose, life goes on for Oliver and me. Should I win, I choose not to keep the title for long, because I am a corporate individual, whose strength lies in diplomacy and oratory skills. But Craig, since I know that the fans enjoy a good fight, I will be facing you, doing what all of the DRWF Superstars do night in and night out, which is put my body on the line. Hey, don't laugh at me...your C.E.O. knows a few high flying tricks...And now, I would turn it over to "The Sex Icon of the Northeast" Derian Deniot."

{Derian Deniot} "You know, last time you all saw me out here, I was costing Matt Budai a match against Eric Steel. And this Saturday, I've got a match along with my partner Rancid here against The Budai Brothers. You all saw this manbeast here take matters of revenge into his own hands. Like the goodly C.E.O. said, Robbie cowardly attacked Seth here from behind, and well, Simply Awesome just didn't like that. So Rancid went out there, and counterattacked...Let me explain. Seth here was defenseless...there was no way he coulda known that someone was coming from behind. No way he coulda fought Robbie there. And Rancid, he attacked...wait, annihilated Melanie who was defenseless, and couldn't have defended herself even if she had seen the mass of body called Rancid. We just took revenge into our hands. Budai, you lost! No changing that. And this Saturday, we're just gonna take it our revenge one step further."

{Seth Calvert} "That's if there's anything left of him. Matt Budai, you seem a little ticked at me after my little stunt at the Lion's Den match. But Matt, I didn't cost you the match. All I did was look at you and laugh! Because let's face it, you squirmin' in there for life was funny as hell. You didn't have to pay attention to me, you coulda carried on in your merry little way, and maybe even beat SiN Jacobs. God forbid. But then you had your piss-ass little wimp of a brother come down and do a real manly thing. You had him drop me with my back turned. What a real cool thing to do. No, you couldn't have had him confront in my locker room, when I could have at least seen the bastard. BUT NO, you had him flame me from the back. That's the damn cowards way into it all. But the Late Nite Show's a totally different matter. You'll be in the ring with me, man-to-boy, face-to-ass, one-on-half. A little overconfident? Maybe I am. No more than you are. Matt, you've got a whole lot of hell comin' your way, and you don't even know it. See, I've been through a lot more in this business than you've ever dreamed of. You may beg to differ, but the truth is, I have been through a lot more. Tomorrow's a point where I show you the experience, the skill, and the brains that I possess. And Matty, no matter who wins, you can guarantee that we'll see each other in the ring again. Again, that's a guarantee. Matt, tomorrow, you may think that I'm the lesser of us two, but in truth, we're both equals. You've got brawn and no brain. My brawn ain't as big as my brain, but then again, David wasn't as tall as Goliath was he? Look what happened to him. Goliath down with one shot. Granted, it'll take a few more shots than a pellet fired from a slingshot to take you down, but believe me you Matt Budai, I will take you down, keep you down, and make sure that you go into Saturday Massacre with your Brother very very very close to incapacitated. And in the words of my nemesis, Mr. Late Nite, "YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO BURBANK!""

**"Damnit, I Changed Again" by the Offspring again plays as the crowd goes ballistic at the thought that they will see Matt Budai and Seth Calvert finally in the same ring together against each other, one on one. Seth and company go to the back area. As they walk, Fish gets a few side comments in to Seth.**

{C.E.O. Matt Fisher} "That went well didn't it? I thought the crowd responded pretty darn well..."

{Seth Calvert} "If they went psycho for that, imagine what the hell they're gonna do when they see Budai counting arena lights from the canvas. And what about you? They're gonna see a new Lightheavyweight Champion!!!"

{C.E.O. Matt Fisher} "True, but not for as long as they'd like to see it."

{Seth Calvert} "What're you talking about?"

{C.E.O. Matt Fisher} "You'll see..."

**Seth shrugs and moves on down the hall. We will see Matt Budai vs. Seth Calvert tomorrow...one on one...but will it really be one on one? We know that Matt has Rob and Melanie(more than likely a non-determining factor) at his side; Seth has the rest of the Old School Empire. If you really want to see what it all comes down to, watch the Mr. Late Nite Show!!! And then, this Saturday on Massacre, The Budai Brothers have their chance at revenge for what Rancid did to Melanie last week. Will they avenge Matt's girl? This un-biased, un-paid narrator doesn't think so(no, not 5's this time Jim...I'll take 20's). Or will the team of Simply Awesome get another hit on the Budai ship? And just how long will Matt and Rob stay afloat? Catch all that and more on DRWF PRESENTS: SATURDAY MASSACRE!!!**


This roleplay copyrighted by Seth Calvert, (C)July 2001, All Rights Reserved. Remember these two things: 1. E-fedding is a hobby, not a lifestyle, so treat it...or don't treat it...as such. 2. If any of this has been stolen in any way, shape, or form, I'll find you, and file suit. Have a Nice Day...Class Dismissed.
 
Imitating what the DRWF Superstars do inside the ring whether you're at home or on the playground could result in three things:
 1. Someone getting really pissed,
2. A DRWF Scout asking you to be a member,
3. Serious injury, possible death.
  LEAVE IT TO THE PROS!!!