{{And now
the time comes for Jared to be thrown in the Lion's Den as a subject
of entertainment for the screaming crowd. Nothing he hasn't
experienced before. He
must face a determined and desperate Sean Anderson. A person
who seems to want to blow Desogan out of the
way of Coastal Wrestling. Not only that, but has the pathetic
excuse for a being Refused at his disposal as well. Both of
these men, he has faced before...faced and beaten. But on top
of this dangerous Lion's Den Weapons Match, The Depressed One
has a chance at the next Pay Per View to be the
CWF World Champion.}}
This time, the
scene in description is a little different than the normal sunken
misery of a room we usually see Jared in. Then again, that might
have something to do with the fact that this arena doesn't have that
"handicap". This room actually looks a tad sane. Unbroken pipes,
clean floor, shined metal, and a few janitorial items sitting in
various places. The only defect it seems is the huge brown-clad lump
sitting in the middle of the floor. This, this mess of a human, is
Jared Desogan. A different cameraman this time seeks to question the
already questionable mind of Jared. An approach has JD stirring
already. He holds his hand up, all fingers exposed, the thumb
hangning loosely at the side.
.:*Jared Desogan*:. {Stop right there. You're
not the regular that comes here. So what happened?}
.:*Cameradude
replacement*:. {Terrance couldn't make it...sick I think he said.
Why? Was there something special between you two?}
.:*Jared Desogan*:. {Just the way that he could
make me laugh, where no one else could. Those times I saw his face
as I looked at him, and he at me...the cameras should have caught
that instead of me. But no matter...I know why you're here. You want
to know what I'm going to do about the match tomorrow and at the Pay
Per View. That's the only reason anyone could ever visit me these
days. You know? The only other person that talked to me in my CWF
Confinement was the president, and that was to tell me that I
deserved a World Title Shot. Granted, that was a little momentous
occasion in my otherwise pitiful life. All things in good time
however. Tomorrow, I see Sean Anderson and Refused again. In the
same manner as well. To fight...cripple...maim...injure. Except this
time in a different environment. Instead of a normal open ring,
we're in an octagonal type area, tapered towards the bottom, and
surrounded by a cage made of steel. On top of that, Lethal Weapons
will be surrounding us. Weapons that can be picked up and used by
anyone at anytime. And I've had my share of being in weapon fights.
Knife-fights, club fights, quick-draws even. I lost at them all,
however, except for the quick-draw. We both missed and our seconds
took the bullets in the arm. But that's not how it's going to be
tomorrow, believe me you. Tomorrow, I'm going against two others, in
two separate fights. I will triumph in each. Unlike my previous
days. Confused? A simple mind like yours would be. Yes, I plan to
take on both of them at once in the cage. But mentally, I'll be
fighting two separate fights. On one hand, you have Refused,
talentless no-one extraordinaire. A person with more than simple
mind, a mind that can easily be cracked, offended, hurt, and bent.
Mind games first, then physical offense against Refused. His name in
itself is something to make fun of. The way I figure, I've been made
fun of all my life, beaten, ridiculed, scorned. It's time to turn
the tables. Last week, Refused was refused the
Extreme Title. The way he's
going to be refused victory tomorrow night. You saw me face him last
week, and I defeated him, hands down. Last week will repeat
itself as Refused falls in defeat again. And then come the aristocrat of
the federation Sean Anderson.}
*Jared Desogan*: {By Aristocrat, I don't mean
rich at all. I mean the stuck up, arrogant, prick. Someone who
doesn't need to walk this earth. Yet, he makes me chuckle. Good or
bad, you'll find out tomorrow. Sean Anderson was defeated by me in
my first match, even though he had help. That is truly pathetic. You
had help from your drunk friend, and you still managed to be
defeated by me. How does one accomplish that? Yet I give you credit
for actually using the brain that God gave you, but not to the
fullest extent. You'll never be able to use it to the fullest
extent, seeing as how stupid you seem to stumble around in your
meaningless wanderings. Hanging around with drunks is how you
prepare for your match? Terrible. Absolutely terrible. Tomorrow, I
am going to be reigning Extreme Champion. But something else makes
me laugh that Sean said. He says I have an ego...what a joke. What
an absolute joke. You're talking to the one who was thrown into a
literal Lion's Den and humiliated. I was forced to fight in front of
a circle of kids, with no way out. I was put into matches
unwillingly. I have an Ego? Sadly mistaken are
you. On top of
that, he says he's going to eliminate my Depression. Sean,
that can never happen. As long as I have memories of my childhood, I
will be Depressed...besides, you don't have the capacity to do all of
those nasty things that you said you "would" do. And what in the hell
is Lionso Deno? Inventing a language doesn't help you win a match. It'd be better if
you stuck to the old sucky straightforward approach of, "Look, I'll kick your ass". Tomorrow,
both Refused and Sean Anderson shall be
silenced.}
{Then the World Title. Hardly
worth my time, but the shiny gold seems to keep me occupied.
The other day, I found something on my body I never thought
I had, and it was because I was looking at
my reflection in the belt. If I found that in
the Extreme Title, what can I find in the World Title?
One way to find out, and that's going through Neon and Deadbolt. Maybe I
can find a hair follicle hanging out of my stomach or
something...}
{{At this
randomly sickening comment, the cameraman begins to back off.
He slowly lowers the camera, and begins to turn it off. Stepping
quietly out of the room, he begins to open the door, and
Jared lets out a bloodcurdling scream of, "WOW! I DIDN'T KNOW I
HAD THAT! Anderson and Refused'll be able to see new wounds
too...funny"...this sets the cameraman off, and he deadsprints out of there,
immensely scared of the mentally instable Jared Desogan.}}
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