TRY TO FOLLOW THIS...haha XspotsthamarkS: Dan Rather- Chungster.
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: yo everybody
MACK543: Connie Chungster: Dan, Shake ya Ass, but Watch Yoself
DRWFCEO: lol
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: *puts his arms out and makes wooshing sounds while he runs around the room*
XspotsthamarkS: *Dan begins to break-dance.
XspotsthamarkS: Cut it out, ho.
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: *Dan breaks his hip*
MACK543: Connie Chungster: Will, Take a Bath, but Wash Yoself
XspotsthamarkS: Show me what you're scrubbin' wit'.
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: *after getting stepped on by Supa Cool Guy*
Jinzouningen 69: I-iiiight boy.
Jinzouningen 69: lol
MACK543: Damn x, howd you hear that?
XspotsthamarkS: Radio my friend.
Jinzouningen 69: Everyone's heard that.
MACK543: Is that popular and I don't know it?
Jinzouningen 69: I heard that here to.
MACK543: Oh, I thought my sister was brilliant...my bad.
DRWFCEO: *begins to start the best kind of music there is...Sweet Chin Music*
XspotsthamarkS: Dan Rather- I like Rap.
MACK543: Connie Chungster- I like Dan
XspotsthamarkS: Dan Rather- Hip-hop, hip-hip-hop you don't stop.
XspotsthamarkS: Dan Rather- Damn straight. ;-)
Jinzouningen 69: *begins to listen to "Rap is Crap" by Curt Henning.......s**t, please. You thin I'mma listen that that s**t. lol*
XspotsthamarkS: Curt Henning = Redneck ho.
MACK543: Connie Chungster - Dan, lets cyber
DRWFCEO: Tom Brokaw - Rap? What's that....I thought Frank Sinatra was the only music there was...
XspotsthamarkS: *Dan ends communication with Maury.
XspotsthamarkS: Dan- What was that?
DRWFCEO: Walter Cronchite - Imma kick all ya'lls asses...once I get out of the chair
MACK543: Connie Chungster - I said I was hyper
Jinzouningen 69: Brian Gumble - Anybody want to cyber?
XspotsthamarkS: Dan Rather- Oh... Okay then.
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: you're gay Brian
Jinzouningen 69: lol
XspotsthamarkS: *Dan turns around back to the computer screen.
DRWFCEO: Matt Laural(whoever) - I do Brian...
Jinzouningen 69: Brian Gumble - Are you just now figuring this out?
DRWFCEO: Matt Laural(whoever) = Guy from Today Show
Jinzouningen 69: Brian Gumble - I am white. I AM WHITE!!
MACK543: Dennis Miller - Do I really even belong on TV?
XspotsthamarkS: Dan Rather + Connie Chungster = Super Friends.
MACK543: DAT V SUPA KOOL
XspotsthamarkS: VEDY SUPA KOOL.
MACK543: kkkoooooooeeekiee maaaannnsterrrrrrrrrrr
DRWFCEO: Spike Dudley - I'M TAN! SEE! It went a shade lower than it usually is
XspotsthamarkS: Dan Rather- Man Andy, why you always hatin' on a nigga like me?
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: Dan's a fag
XspotsthamarkS: Um.... FUH Q.
XspotsthamarkS: Dan - *Mydal Fingar.
MACK543: Connie Chungster - Dan is not a fag. He's my boyfriend
XspotsthamarkS: Dan Rather- Damn straight.
DRWFCEO: Spike - Doesn't anyone like my tan? I got it at Midget beach...
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: that's just gross
XspotsthamarkS: Dan- She calls me Big Daddy Fat Sacks.
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: Spike's cool
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: don't diss him
DRWFCEO: Spike - Connie, that's exactly our point...
MACK543: Connie Chungster - Who the fizuck are you?
XspotsthamarkS: *Dan sneaks up on Will, who is looking at pictures of 9 year old girls.
XspotsthamarkS: Dan Rather- Word.
Jinzouningen 69: *covers up pics*
DRWFCEO: The Hurricane - Citizen Spike...wherefore are you talking about this for? After all, you're girlfriend kicked you to the curb to be with a superhero such as...THE HURRICANE...
Jinzouningen 69: :-D
MACK543: Connie Chungster - Will, can we get a word with you?
DRWFCEO: The Hurricane - I bet you're wonderin' right now...WHASSUP WIT DAT?
XspotsthamarkS: Dan Rather- Fuck Hurricane, I have Spidey Senses.
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: haha
XspotsthamarkS: Dan Rather- Got that ever since that damn Viagra.... Nevermind.
DRWFCEO: *Spike looks at Hurricane...and pulls a Mini-Me on him*
Jinzouningen 69: Will - Why ye...wait a minute. Hell no! You have to talk to my spokesmen, Brian Gumble.
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: but Hurricane ain't got nuttin on Supa Cool Guy
XspotsthamarkS: Dan- I shot that nigga.
Jinzouningen 69: Brian Gumble - Ok Connie, what do you want?
MACK543: Connie Chungster - Why is Willie looking at 9 year old girl pics?
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: cuz it's supa coolalicious
XspotsthamarkS: *Dan walks up to Will.
DRWFCEO: Ha...don't tell Brian...his heroes are Man Man and Boy Boy...more commonly known as the Ambiguously Gay Duo
XspotsthamarkS: Dan- Have you been playing Candyland?
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: hahah
Jinzouningen 69: Brian Gumble - It's simple. He's a sick psychotic p...*Willie knocks the piss outta Brian with his Tech 9 then blasts him*
XspotsthamarkS: Dan- Or perhaps Monopoly?
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: NAUGHTY WILL!!!
MACK543: Homeless Moose - OK, X, lets play risk. You be the countries and I'll invade you.
XspotsthamarkS: Dan- Or maybe one-man checkers?
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: YOU SHALL PAY NOW, CITIZEN WILL!!! I'MMA SUPA KICK YOUR UN SUPA COOL ASS!!!
DRWFCEO: Man Man - Hmm. This person is dead Boy Boy. Here's an Idea...I'll go to a strip club now, and you can screw this dead body
Jinzouningen 69: *grabs Magificent Molly to help him*
DRWFCEO: Boy Boy: But...I'm not gay...nor am I a necropheliac...even though it was cool that one time...uh...
DRWFCEO: Man Man - What?
Jinzouningen 69: Will - GO MOLLY!! KICK HIS ASS!!
DRWFCEO: Boy Boy: Nothin'...
XspotsthamarkS: How about you play with Noid, and play Monopoly?
DRWFCEO: Man Man - no no, you said something
XspotsthamarkS: He'll hide in the jail and wait for you.
DRWFCEO: Boy Boy - NO I DIDN'T! Hey didn't you say you were going to a strip club?
Jinzouningen 69: Nah, lets play a little bit of Yotzee
MACK543: LOL
DRWFCEO: Man Man - Oh yeah....*Flies off(*
Jinzouningen 69: lol
XspotsthamarkS: While Andy gets it on with Scott Rivers.
DRWFCEO: Boy Boy - Finally...dead body, we can be at peace...
Jinzouningen 69: Ewww
MACK543: Eww Andy
MACK543: Fag
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: no
Jinzouningen 69: That's just....sick.
Jinzouningen 69: Strawberry.
Jinzouningen 69: :-D
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: Scott's busy with Adon and MMD
XspotsthamarkS: Or was it Pickles the Clown.
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: no, he's busy with Psycho Clown
Jinzouningen 69: I think he's playin wit a cucumber right now.
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: i'm busy with Nicole
XspotsthamarkS: You know you want to get it on with Midget the Handicapped Midget.
XspotsthamarkS: *Penis
Jinzouningen 69: *throws Andy the Vasoline*
MACK543: I'm busy with Andy's mom, she's probably like what 30 now?
DRWFCEO: *ducks*
Jinzouningen 69: There ya go.
Jinzouningen 69: Have fun.
Jinzouningen 69: lol
XspotsthamarkS: *Gets hit in the eye.
XspotsthamarkS: Ouch, ho.
DRWFCEO: Mack, you busy with Andy's Mom? What're you gonna do for the other 23 hours nd 45 minutes of your day
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: my mom is 47]
DRWFCEO: *rolling eyes* oh...that makes it even better
Jinzouningen 69: *Now listenin to "You Know My Steez" by Gang Starr*
DRWFCEO: *now Listenin to "Typing on the Keyboard" by Matt Fisher*
XspotsthamarkS: I myself was listening to "Eye of the Tiger".
XspotsthamarkS: By Survivor.
MACK543: lol fish
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: haha
Jinzouningen 69: Damn.
Jinzouningen 69: LOL
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: Fish would actually make a song named that
MACK543: *now starting "fish" chants*
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: and become a 1 hit wonder
MACK543: fish!
DRWFCEO: You damn straight I would
MACK543: fish!
Jinzouningen 69: You aint neva lie.
MACK543: fish!
MACK543: fish!
DRWFCEO: when you've got a band named "Omni-Magic Hate Ball" what ya gonna do?
MACK543: *now ending "fish" chants*
Jinzouningen 69: How would the lyric's go Fish?
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: it smells like FISH in here
XspotsthamarkS: Dan- Connie, they're chanting fish - close your legs.
Jinzouningen 69: ROTLMAO
MACK543: Connie Chung - Hehe (closes legs)
XspotsthamarkS: Dan- Wait, that's me.
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: hahaha
MACK543: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CoLdBlOoDeDMoFo: that's not right
MACK543: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MACK543: Damnit X