**Fish gets in the ring while taunting the crowd, and they play, giving him some Face Heat. Fish, with a smug grin on his face yoinks a microphone and begins his words of wisdom...**

{C.E.O. Matt Fisher} " Ladies and Gentlemen. It is I, the DRWF's Greatest C.E.O. I come here for a dual purpose. My first purpose, is to address my opponent this coming Saturday. Chris Concord. Chris, I've been waiting to make an announcement regarding this Lightheavyweight Title ever since I received it, and I haven't had the opportunity. A numerous number of things have happened to me. After some matches, I was brutally beaten down. Another match, I was knocked out after the victory and the belt was stolen from me, so I had to concern myself with that matter. And those other matches, I had people back out from the match. Laura Wilson, who I'm quite disappointed in having not faced, backed out of a Pay Per View match which the fans wanted to see. And damnit, the fans were not pleased. And if you fans are not pleased, then neither am I. I plan to fully make it up to you this Saturday when I face Chris Concord...again. You remember that time that I beat you in that three way dance? Or maybe you remember Derian Deniot giving you a full fledged kicking. Either way, to please the fans, I will do what I do best in matches such as these and that is kick ass! WHAT YOU THINK OF THAT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN???"

**The response is an overwhelming cheer of "FISHER ROCKS *clap* FISHER ROCKS *clap*".**

{C.E.O. Matt Fisher} "In truth, that's exactly what I thought I'd hear. Saturday, Chris Concord, you have a shot at this Lightheavyweight Title, but I know the fans are getting pretty used to me holding the belt. Should you doubtfully win Chris, not only would it royally screw up my plans for this belt, but it also would not be a popular passing with the fans. But seeing as I shall win, my plan will go into effect, and the fans will be pleased all around. In fact, if you're patient enough Concord, you may yet have another chance at earning this belt. My annoucement will have a major play on the next Pay Per View, and hopefully, everyone that it concerns will be able to take advantage of it. But as it is, Chris, you stand in my way of making this announcement. Be that as it may, I am going to come to this ring and wait for you. And as your music plays, you'll walk down to this ring. Then Chris Concord, I'll ask you a very special question...I will ask you "What's Up?" While this may seem unorthodox to you, you'll start to respond before I tell you what's up..."WHAT'S UP IS MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!!!"

**At this, the fans let out a rousingly loud cheer. Fisher quiets them down a bit before continuing.**

{C.E.O. Matt Fisher} " And now folks, for my second reason for appearance tonight. But I shall do that after you take a peek at this advertisement that you will see on the Jumbo-Tron."

**Seth Calvert is standing by a soda machine, pondering what to get. All of a sudden, some nameless Joe...who we shall call "Nameless Joe" comes up.**

{Nameless Joe} " Hey! I see you're having trouble here. Lemme buy you a soda! "

**Nameless sticks three quarters in and then presses a button. Out pops...**

{Seth Calvert} " PEPSI ONE?? PEPSI?!?!?!?!?!?! What am I supposed to do with this shiznit man?"

**Seth chucks the soda in a random direction. It hits another John Doe...who's name coincidentally is John Doe...smack in the back of the head. John comes over and looks a little irate.**

{John Doe} " Hey man...did you hit me in the head with that Pepsi One? You just wasted a perfectly good Seventy-Five Cent drink there bud...you're ass is dead! "

**Suddenly, Mr. Late Nite appears on the scene with a can of Soda...aptly named "SODA" in his hand.**

{Mr. Late Nite} "QUICK SETH! DRINK THIS!!!!"

**Late Nite chucks SODA at Seth. Calvert quickly catches it and downs the can in one gulp. The Prince of Old School then pulls a Popeye and begins to "Hulk Up". He lets out one gigantic belch and the two Unidentifieds fall unconsious at his feet. Late Nite pulls two more SODAs from seemingly no where(and we ain't kiddin'...he reached up and yanked them sumb****es from no where) and gives another one to Seth. This time, they sip their SODA carefully.**

{Late Nite Productions} "Ahhh...SODA, what it won't do!!!"

This Commercial made possible by money from the DRWF. However, Late Nite Productions, Inc. funneled this cash into their secret account and is using it to buy more SODA...SODA RULES!!!

**The C.E.O. is slapping his thighs in laughter as he begins to introduce his next announcement.**

{C.E.O. Matt Fisher} " Oh man...God Bless us. Back to all seriousness fans, if I could have your attention please, I am very very priveleged to introduce to you, two of the greatest Legends of Wrestling. Coming through the curtain now, "THE NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR, AND "MR. PERFECT" CURT...HENNIG!!!"

**However, instead of the normal "Dirtiest Player in the Game" and "West Texas Redneck", we see Mr. Late Nite decked out in a Ric Flair robe, glitter and patented "The Nature Boy" writing on the back. Next to him comes the Prince of Old School dressed in a very flattering cowboy boots, cowboy hat, and Anti-London shirt. The fans laugh as the Duo make their way to the ring. "Flair" sheds his robe to reveal a chest mold with floppy man boobs and all. Seth hands the Cowboy hat to the Apparel Lady at ringside and climbs up on the second turnbuckle. He motions to the crowd and spits gum in the air, intending to swat it away with his hand...unfortunately, he misses. He motions for the crowd to hold on, and pulls another piece of chewing gum out of his pocket. He quickly chews it up and then tries the famed trick again...unsuccessfully. He pulls another piece out again, chews it up quickly and then swats at it coming out of his mouth. He misses and he had swatted so hard that he falls off the turnbuckle...his foot catches the flying Juicy Fruit and smacks it...it nails the camera. The fans cheer, and meanwhile, "The Talk Show Boy" Mr. Late Nite bounces off the ropes, smooths his hair back, and does the Classic Flair strut before screaming out "WHOOOOOO!!!!!" This is greeted by a chorus of "WHOOOOOOO!!!"s all over the arena. "Ric" bounces off the ropes again and does two breakfalls on the canvas popping up quickly and then screaming "WHOOOOOO!!!" again...which the fans respond to the same. "Mr. Old School" Seth Calvert stands with a goofy grin on his face and still chewing gum. The C.E.O. moves towards Late Nite, but is stopped...**

{The Talk Show Boy} " MEAN...WHOOOOOOO...BY GOD GENE! IT DOES FEEL GOOD TO BE IN...WHOOOO...CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA...WHOOOO! WE ARE IN RIC FLAIR COUNTRY! WHOOOOOO! AND WE ARE IN FOUR HORSEMEN COUNTRY!! WHOOOOOOO!"

**The fans are a little silent for a while...then "Mr. Old School" steps up to the mic...**

{Mr. Old School} " Psst...Ric, we're in Madison Square Garden...New York...you know...DAMN...Can't you ever get it right? You just ain't perfect like me!"

**Calvert flexes his muscles and smiles oddly. He chews his gum some more and smiles some more.**

{The Talk Show Boy} " Shut up boy, I'm tryin' ta talk. WHOOOOO! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HERE TO SAY??? I'M HERE TO SAY THAT SETH CALVERT! MY MAN IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT! DRWF WORLD CHAMPION! HE WILL BEAT MYZERY..."

{Mr. Old School} "Do you have to yell? It's so imperfect. But you do make a good point. That nearly perfect man Seth Calvert is going to regain that World Title, why? Because he's got the perfect backing of the Perfect one. And when you have the perfect backing of Mr. Perfect, you know that you're Perfectly guaranteed a victory. After all, I'm the best Wrestler that Minnesota has produced, and Seth Calvert is the best Wrestler that Trenton, New Jersey has produced!"

{The Talk Show Boy} "Whoa whoa whoa...What're you talking about? EVERYONE KNOWS THAT DA NATURE BOY! WHOOOOO! IS THE BEST WRESTLER THAT MINNESOTA HAS COME OUT WITH! WHOOOOO! But onto better things. Folks, ya'll KNOW that Seth Calvert has Myzery's number! And that number is ZERO! Because that's exactly what Myzery is! WHOOOOOOOOOO!"

{Mr. Old School} "You ain't kiddin' old man. Myzery is just as far from Perfect as can be. HEY! THE PERFECT ONE NEEDS A BREAK SO HE CAN SIT! I'M TOO PERFECT TO BE STANDING UP IN THIS RING!"

**We take another break...**

{The Talk Show Boy} "You wanna know what my number is? IT'S SIXTY NINE! HAHA...WHOOOO! Look at my man boobs jiggle..LOOK! WHOOO! They Jiggle more than Myzery's fat ass!"

{Seth Calvert} "Okay, cut the crap. Myzery, it's gonna be your shortest title reign ever. Because this Saturday, with the spirit of Old School wrestlers, and some help from an unknown source, I will become a TWO TIME TWO TIME...f*** that, I'm going to regain that title again Myzery, so be prepared for the fight of your life!"

{Mr. Late Nite} "And you know what? YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO BURBANK!"

**"Evil Eye" by Fu Manchu starts up as the Duo of Wrestlers plus one Staff Member play the crowd and exit the ring. Some SODA is tossed to them, and what a rush it is for them as they suck it down. They chuck the cans into the crowd and exit under the sweet cheers of the fans.**

This roleplay copyrighted by Seth Calvert, (C)August 2001, All Rights Reserved. Remember these two things: 1. E-fedding is a hobby, not a lifestyle, so treat it...or don't treat it...as such. 2. If any of this has been stolen in any way, shape, or form, I'll find you, and file suit. Have a Nice Day...Class Dismissed.