[It's Time I asserted myself eh? About time I made that
impact. However, with a wordless opponent such as Justin Young, I don't think
that impact is going to come tomorrow. A leather strap quite reduces my high flying...but compensation was
always one of my strong points. And over a mug of Root Beer
with Mr. Late Nite, you'll find out my game plan as close
as I
can allow you to know.]
\\//This is quite weird. I
don't think I've been invited to have a mug of Root Beer before...especially
with the Owner of the Federation. But hey...I enjoy a good Root Beer. And as
long as it's free, and of the highest quality available? I'll take it!\\//
{CHRIS MURIEL} -
So Late Nite...mugs are here...root beer's on it's way...whatever it is
we're eating is being delivered as we speak. What's left? Ah yes...the subject of
conversation.
\\//Somehow that sounded a tad
smart-ass to me...why did I say it? Who knows...I sure as hell
don't.\\//
{MR. LATE NITE} -
Well...I did want to talk to you
about your last promo. The little book club thing. I thought it was ingenious...however, it just
lacked the actual punch of saying "I'll beat you bad". I know
you've been on a losing streak as of late...your opponents
just aren't intimidated enough.
\\//
Great...so I'm a non-intimidating man who has to deal with jokes the likes of "You're coming
up short..."\\//
{CHRIS MURIEL} -
Sorry...but I'm sticking with my
cousin on this...gimmicks are too overused. You know...dark side gimmick, badass gimmick, pyro...well, I don't
think I've seen that many pyromaniacs but...
{MR. LATE NITE} - No no, I'm not saying to adopt a gimmick by any means. I'm just
saying that maybe you need to give your opponents something to be scared about,
aside from their education.
\\//
Touche. Well here's the root beer. It does indeed look
good. Wow...he pours it too...that's amazing. And now
the final test...\\//
{CHRIS MURIEL} -
Damn...that's
some good stuff Late
Nite...where did you get it?
{MR. LATE NITE} - From the highway.
{CHRIS MURIEL} - ...Excuse
me?
{MR. LATE NITE} - Yeah...long story involving some raccoons and an 18
wheeler...
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Right...so, I'm
need to what..."beef up" my mic skills?
{MR. LATE NITE} - Technically yeah...like...let's say I was asking you about
oh...say, Justin Young...you know...Leather Strap Match...what would you
say?
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Justin...a man
who doesn't talk...a person with no words...you realize that I'm more
intimidated by a mouse trap? I've yet to find anything at all on him...his
history, his style, his...life? No, he doesn't have one. Not one that I know of
anyways. But I'm sure he knows a lot about me...a lot about my experience in the
ring...and he must know that I've been on a losing streak. But somebody out
there has got to know that all this losing isn't good for my mental or emotional
health...take this root beer for example. I pour it, and foam rises...it rises
and rises and rises to the top of the glass...look...the foam goes a little past
the top of the glass. And then it flows over and spills...almost an explosion of
sorts. And that's what happens to someone after they've had so much tension. The
losses have built up my tension and anger...and I can allow it only for so much.
And then it collapses...my self control collapses, and then things like this
happen...and I take everything out on the sap in the ring...so Justin needs to
be very afraid...very afraid...
{MR. LATE NITE} - Of a man who compares himself to root
beer?
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Goddamnit
fine...I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS GOOD AND HARD AND HE AIN"T GONNA LIKE IT! It's
gonna be the absolute worst ass kicking SCW's ever seen! YOU UNDERSTAND THAT
LATE NITE! I'm going to make the night more memorable than when you left the
DRWF.
{MR. LATE NITE} - Good job.
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