[I have to deal with three people. One of them is a bonafide idiot. His name is J-Sin Knight. Enough said. Another one is Joel LeVay. Why is he even in this match? And the other is Matt Budai. The only interesting challenge here. This on top of that accidental fire last week at Harlan's? I don't feel like having to talk about them. But hey...a TV Champ's gotta do what a TV Champ's gotta do.]

>I want to hear from you again...that's what Seth said. Well...I hope he's got his radio on. I'm at this local radio station in New Jersey. They've interviewed Seth before. And well...to cut everything short...they just asked me about Joel LeVay.<

{CHRIS MURIEL} - LeVay...you all know he teamed with my cousin back in DRWF. Seth told me a lot about him but...I still think he's nothing but a sack of potatoes with equivalent brain power to boot. I mean, you don't get ready for a Television Championship match by hanging at McDonald's ordering the stuff that cuts your life short by 15 years. I mean, it's all good that he's gettin' his autographs in, but he has to remember that he sends home lots of Craig David fans crying. They have no clue who Joel LeVay is! Don't you think that's hilarious? I mean when you're confused for a no one...kinda funny.

>Well...good, they're laughing. Of course, I'm just a normal comedian. Ha...okay now...Matt Budai.<

{CHRIS MURIEL} - Never being in the ring with Budai before, I can't say much. But Seth...you know about those epic feuds with Budai. The skywalker match, that six man tag, the first verbal blows. Seth warned me but...what kind of competitor goes out and lets everyone know his opinions on the match briefly and then isn't heard from again? Not a very good competitor I'll tell you that. But then again, I could be wrong. I'll probably go in there and think Budai'll help me beat everyone up and then we'll slug it out...nahhhhhhh. If Budai wants to just narrow it down between me and him? I'll gladly go along. I'm looking forward to facing him. I'm probably insane but...yeah, I'm looking forward to facing him...to see whether I can outdo my cousin. This should be fun.

>And I mean it. Budai's gonna be the only real challenge as far as I can see. Television Champion Chris Muriel...sounds great. Sorry...getting ahead of myself. And now for haha...the laugh of the matter...J-Sin Knight...hahahahahaha...<

{CHRIS MURIEL} - Mama-Mia...Tha Mafia will come after me...oh-a no-a. I'll get Mario and Luigi to protect me from J-Sin's big bad Mafia family. That's pathetic. You ever think about that? It's really pathetic how J-Sin...well, everything. I mean, this whole analyzation of finishing moves...what the hell? Really. *in mocking voice* How many people can do my finisher? I lifted a 450 pounds lard ass with it! Oh yeah, look at me. Nobody else's finisher is better than mine! It's really pathetic...Tomorrow, I hope I can help put an end to this absolute stupidity. If we're all lucky, we won't have to hear J-Sin perform another promo wanting to know the effectiveness of our finishing moves. With that gentlemen, I must be off for my hotel to get some damn needed sleep. Enjoy your night, THANK YOU!

>With that I left the station, and with this, I leave you. I'll see you all tomorrow in the ring...I wouldn't blink. You might actually miss something spectacular...unlike X-Pac...<