{CHRIS MURIEL} - That's hilarious. Enforcer, saying that I"m a little terrified of this match. Enforcer, there's a couple things you need to recognize. One: You're a complete moron. Two: I'm the Hardcore Champ. Three: You can't take the title away because you're an uneducated Dutch Slut who gets his rocks off by dropping his pants next to the nearest cardboard box, which often turns out to be your home. What a loser you are. And you still think you can beat both myself, a perfectly good role model of a Hardcore Champ and Matt Budai who is reknown for his accomplishments? If you can get your hands around either of our necks, consider it lucky, and pray that you're wearing a cup.

\\//The figure, Chris Muriel steps forward. He has the Hardcore Belt around his waist like a true champion. His hair is slicked back, a rarity for the young up and comer.\\//

{CHRIS MURIEL} - You say business and life for you is beating up people. I'm willing to bed that that's part of your mental handicap. Stupidity, Grammar less school, a complete and pardon the joke a simple simpleton of a brain cell. I mean, I know cheerleaders that are smarter than you. You've been around longer than my cousin. We're Morder Hunde...Budai and I, and you know, it doesn't appear that you quite know the meaning of that. But since I didn't come up with it, why don't you ask Budai himself? And while you're at it, remind him that Enforcer is a complete retard who has about as much chance of winning this match as the female cat from PePe LePew was taken away. I've always loved a guy who can make me laugh. Which means, Enforcer, you large woman...you better get used to working with old people. People decrepit, on the verge of memory loss. You ever been asked the same question eight billion times? Well, here, allow me to ask you a question. You keep answering it. At once every night. I'll come back and ask you the same question. Do you really think you can defeat myself and Budai? Hahahahaha...see ya in Michigan...estranged man.