{CHRIS MURIEL} - Jeez, you guys are never around when I need you. Anyways, give me a Dog with ketchup and cheese.
\\//Hmph, this one's a little slow. C'mon dude, put the cheese...there ya go...I can't believe a Hardcore Champion like me is getting treated this way.\\//
{HOT DOG DUDE} - Sorry pal...I'm the only one in this hall. Just cheese and ketchup huh?
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Good job...and thank you. Here...what's wrong? It goes in my hand...
\\//Oy VEY! What a retard...\\//
{HOT DOG DUDE} - Um, mack, don't you know you have to pay? It's $2.75...
{CHRIS MURIEL} - EXCUSE ME?! EXCUSE ME?!
{HOT DOG DUDE} - Whatsa matter Mack? Don't got the cash? Then you can't get the Hot Dog...
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Do you know who I am "Mack"?
{HOT DOG DUDE} - Look, buddy...I can't give you this free...
{CHRIS MURIEL} - You don't know who I am do you?
{HOT DOG DUDE} - Should I?
\\//CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?! I'M CHRIS MURIEL...wait, why don't I tell him that?!\\//
{CHRIS MURIEL} - I'M CHRIS MURIEL!
{HOT DOG DUDE} - ...Who?
{CHRIS MURIEL} - I'M THE HARDCORE CHAMPION OF SCW!!!! I'M FACING JABARI MUTINY TOMORROW AND I'M GOING TO BEAT HIS ASS! I'M GOING TO REIGN SUPREME ON TOP OF THIS HARDCORE DIVISION AND YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A FREE HOT DOG?!?!?!?!
\\//Yeah, you better cower you piece of turd...I'm the Hardcore Champ, and you better not forget it. Damn idiot...\\//
{HOT DOG DUDE} - Ohmigosh, I'm so sorry Mr. Muriel, here you go and hope you have a great day...
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Yeah, well buddy you didn't help me out any. WHAT'RE YOU ALL LOOKING AT?! That's right...perfection...I'm the SCW Hardcore Champion.
\\//They better look at me with respect. Oh good...someone looking for a few words...\\//
{RANDOM DUDE} - Dude...are you really gonna beat Mutiny? I mean, I don't doubt you...
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Good..you shouldn't...
{RANDOM DUDE} - I know...but what do you think about this match? I mean, Mutiny isn't just a little stroll in the park...
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Are you kidding? Someone with his limited brain power should be no problem for the greatest SCW Hardcore Champion.
{RANDOM DUDE} - Limited Brain Power?
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Face it, it's not the greatest move of him to challenge me to a rematch so soon after our match. I still have his style in my head...fresh from the cage match. I still have most of his moves down...I can still predict what he'll be able to do. And that's what gives me the advantage. I'm going to humiliate Jabari more than he ever has been. And then, not only will hot dogs be given to me free, but everyone else will respect me, the Hardcore Champion. I am Chris Muriel, and look! I'm the Hardcore Champion...sure, I partly have Matt Budai to thank...and the Whip of Doom...or pleasure depending on how you like it...
{RANDOM DUDE} - You think you'll ever fight Budai with the title on the line?
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Why not? I'm not scared of anyone...not even Matt Budai. A friend, an opponent, but intimidation factor? No...now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy my Hot Dog in peace...