[What's that you say? Cage match?
No chance for Chris Muriel? I know several people who would disagree with you,
including Seth Calvert, my cousin. Pardon? A weapons match? No chance
for Chris Muriel? I know several
people who would disagree with you there too, my long time tag team partner Kid Carmichael being
one of them. What am I saying? That Chris Muriel is going to
have a lot of fun with this match, win or lose...of course,
winning is
a pleasant bonus to have...]
\\//Left, Right, Left, Right,
Double, Spin Kick! Okay okay, don't lose concentration...jump, kick, bounce off,
backfist, spin other way, crescent kick, land, rising uppercut, Spider Sting!!
YESSSSS!\\//
{CHRIS MURIEL} -
HELL YEAH! EAT THAT MEGAMAN AND
RYU!
{ANA (coming from kitchen)}
- ...Are you okay honey? Oh for crying out
loud...are you playing Marvel vs. Capcom
again...?
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Heck yeah!
Don't interrupt me...too much that is...I'm Spider-Man and War Machine, and
baby, I'm kickin' ass!
{ANA} - Need I remind you that you have a deadly match coming in
two days that you should be a little worried about? Because you know I'm worried
sick about it. Seven other guys, weapons ranging from chairs to...to...God knows
what, and a metal cage on top of that...and you're worried about beating
*checking the screen* Gambit and Morrigan? Honey I
think...
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Sweetheart,
don't worry none about me...
{ANA} - Double Negatives eh? So I should worry about
you?
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Erm...uh...no,
don't worry about me. Trust me, I'm anxious about that match, bein' the smallest
guy and all...but I can prep for the match and do this too!
Honest!
{ANA} - *sigh* Whatever babe. You'll probably get around to it sooner or
later. I'll be cooking dinner...Fried Chicken with Angel Hair Pasta sound good
to you?
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Angel Hair
Pasta? I don't know how you'd look bald...
\\//Hell, that had to have
done something to her...that was a sweet, humorous comment...there we go, she's
laughing. That's good. AWWWWW SHIZ! JUST LOST WAR MACHINE! But that's okay...I'm
Spider-Man, and this is where I excel the most. Web Swing, rebound, dropkick,
Web Ball, Spider Sting!\\//
{CHRIS MURIEL} -
Gambit...the guy who likes to gamble with his life as a
member of the X-Men. Kind of like Jabari Mutiny. Looking at this match...damnit,
don't do the stupid Kinetic Card...EAT IT! Haha! Mutiny is gambling with
everything here. We're betting our lives and records on this match...but for
him? It's more...he's putting his life, record, reputation, and the Hardcore
TItle on the line. Nothing to gain...everything
to lose...which puts him at a disadvantage.
{CHRIS MURIEL} - A woman...and this one happens to be particularly easy to
beat, especially when you're Spider-Man. A bitch with bats as her only
company...who do I know like that? A bitch with bats...Razor Ravnos! Some big
tall, lumbering bitch who hides behind his words...one of those, overused dark
personas...by gosh, somewhat like a Darkstalker! Amazing...except The
Darkstalkers were just a tad bit cooler, better, sweeter, more kick ass than
Ravnos could, or can ever be. Hell yeah Morgan...eat this! CRAWLER ASSAULT! Hit
after hit after hit...and she keeps falling, falling, falling...Ravnos is gonna be the same
way. Stupid bitch...
{ANA} - Who are you talking about? You better not be talking about our
neighbor...she's the sweetest thing...she gave me this recipie that I know
you'll love. Not only that, she's invited us to her party this Friday...of
course, that is the night before you go and nearly kill yourself
competing...
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Sweetheart, you wanna go? We'll go...and no, I wasn't talking
about our neighbor. Talking about one of my
opponents.
\\//Okay...next up...Strider
Hiryu and Jin Satome...exactly what games are these two from anyways? Strider
looks a little familiar, but Jin? Never heard of him. But...Strider's a pretty
dastardly opponent.\\//
{CHRIS MURIEL} - I see Daryl Crow in you,
sword-wielding one...I only know you from your acquaintences with one
Jackhammer, and Jake Hollman...but aside from that, not much known...except for
that you're powerful. Extremely powerful, as in, a force to be reckoned with.
Quiet, but that usually means a calm before the storm. But I have one thing Crow
does not...motivation. Crow just doesn't seem that into
the game. Ha...into the game...PROTON CANNON! SUCK IT STRIDER! Hell yeah...the silent Daryl Crow is
going to have seven guys on his back...but while six are on his back, I'll
take him out from the front...okay...It's
Jin...
\\//Jin...what's with that
Underwear Flash move anyways? Nevermind...I know he explodes his armor...but
really...anyways...I'm still trying to find out where the hell he's from...kind
of like Izzy Omega...\\//
{CHRIS MURIEL} -
Beating this guy is a
fun thing to do and...
{ANA} - Sweetie, dinner's almost ready.
Drink?
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Hmm...we have
any Sangria?
{ANA} - Yeah! Non-alcoholic or
regular?
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Eh...I don't
feel like suckin' alcohol down...nothing to be depressed about. The carbonated
stuff...by the way darling...thanks a lot, I owe you a
lot...
{ANA} - Hehe...it's not night time
yet...
{CHRIS MURIEL} - GAH! NO! Bad
super gun move thingy! Hmm...an omen of things to come? Nahhhh...an unknown
warrior that's quickly taken out with...Web Throw...Web Ball...Maximum
Spider...he lands and...Crawler Assault! Done, beat. And Izzy? I mean...Izzy?
That's about as embarassing as having your underwear exposed in a fight...Who
the hell would name their kid Izzy...there was that Koopa Kid, no wait, that was
Iggy...nevermind.
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Cripes...I
don't like Captain Commando...not because he's dangerous or anything...but just
the fact that I don't like him. Something like Aquiro. I mean...he basically
called me a freakin' nobody. A Pawn I believe he said. Oh...hell...no. In
fact...he put me on the same level as the other seriously unknown character:
Sean Casey. Why? I'm better than Casey. Everyone is...he's about comparable to
Chun Li in here...nobody really cares about her anymore...and Sean Casey?
Um...just...no...who the hell cares about Sean Casey? Someone nobody's ever
heard of. But Aquiro puts me in the same league as Sean Casey? For that, just
like ol' Captain Commando here, who relies on a bunch of "Super Friends" to help
him through things, Aquiro's gonna get the snot beat out of him. No questions
about that. Aquiro has...nothing going for him. He's gonna find out that Chris
Muriel shall make the move...and call
CheckMate...
{ANA} - HEY YOU! GAMER! Dinner's
ready!!!!
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Thanks
hon...I'll be there in a sec!
{CHRIS MURIEL} - Fast, deadly,
dangerous, a favorite among favorites. Hell if he's against you...downright a
murderous ally if you've got his good side...Matt Budai's the same way. In ways,
I consider him an ally, a help, someone that could be there if put in the
situation...but when he's against you...hell, I could ask Seth...he's downright
dangerous. And right now, he's against me...aww shoot...Wolvie took out War
Machine...now for a test. Me, Spider-Man against Wolverine...a difficult
task...but nonetheless...WEB SWING! Rebound into...MAXIMUM
SPIDER!...accomplishable. Okay...now before Onslaught, save and go
eat...
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