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}}The recent un-happenings of the DRWF's supposed "New Era", which The C.E.O. has named Death Row Part Five(as this is the Fifth new beginning DRWF has seen), are pathetic. Even with the recent departures of the allegedly evil Aimz, Darcy Crisis, and others, participation is at an all time low. One may concur that the fed was in better shape when the "Outcasts"(as they shall now be called) were in the federation. The first card of Part Five, Forsaken Friday has yet to happen, even though there is more breathing room among the competitors, only three titles, and a stellar match line-up. Maybe some of this is Seth Calvert's fault, but he is definitely not the only one to blame.{{
}}We shall begin this vid-capped segment, not with the leader and main player of the Old School Empire, but rather with the two "wanna-bes" of the group. These two, who have been fighting for respect ever since they came in those many months ago under Seth's wing, suddenly find themselves with a lack of two things. The first is a Goal of Gold. The second...is an opponent, worthy or not. Derian Deniot and Rancid, better known as Simply Awesome, are sitting in their locker room(such an original setting) debating something that could change the Empire's plans...{{
--DERIAN DENIOT-- Rancid...buddy. We haven't been in this fed a year yet...and we've been through a lot. You've...beaten a couple of opponents, made people take notice of you. You've scared a few people. And me? I've had the chicks sliding all against me, just because I can say that I'm a professional wrestler. But that's my only claim to fame. Granted, it isn't a bad one...but I was hoping for something better. That Tag Team Gold we used to have in this federation. Where did it go? Straight to Hell with the rest of the damn Tag Teams that never were. I guess Tag Team action just doesn't appeal to the fans anymore. Anyways, what I wanted to talk to you about was that subject. Since there really aren't Tag Team Championships, do we still need to be here? As a team I mean...there's no Tag Teams in this fed, and that's likely wherever we go. Like I said...the Tag Team Division...it's lost the luster it had. Too many clusterflucks I'm guessing. We were supposed to revolutionize the division. And the problem is...now there aren't any teams. So what I'm askin' is...since we really don't need to team together, and you'd be better off on your own...
}}Sensing where this is going, Rancid gets to his feet immediately...he doesn't like where this speech is headed, and his facial expression says it. Rancid, mind you, is not exactly the one who feels much more emotion than anger. But when it comes to his best friend, he shows a little more. Rancid begins to shake his head no...as this short scene fades out.{{
}}Still in business, even though the founding members (Late Nite Productions) have long since broken up, The Late Nite Bar & Grill still remains one of the hottest Wrestling Oriented Restaurants in the area(and don't ask where the area is...I'd have to kill you...). It is here that we find the two other members of the Old School Empire, founding father "The Prince of Old School" Seth Calvert, and Death Row Wrestling Federation's Chief Executive Officer, Matt Fisher. They are in the booth reserved for members of Death Row, sitting in the booth closest to the kitchen. In the middle of the place, the bar sits, one long counter circling a good portion of the building. A widescreen TV sits at the front(or back) of the joint, but for the Wrestlers, there are private TVs that can pick up any station...thanks to Isms' Credit Cards. We zoom into the C.E.O. and the Prince.{{
--SETH CALVERT-- I don't know Fish...don't think I'll be gettin' used to this Three Title System. Sure, this gets us Lightheavyweights a shot at the top prize...but what's it worth when EVERYONE practically can get it? And then no Tag Team Division? God, what are Derian and Rancid gonna do about that?
--C.E.O. MATT FISHER-- I hear ya, I hear ya. But look, with this temporarily miniaturized roster we have, it's our best option. Besides, our Tag Team Division and Lightheavyweight Division in Part Four sucked ass royally. I'm sure that once things get kickin' again, we'll put in a Tag or Lightheavyweight Title. The thing I"m worried about is fans thinking we dropped off the face of the earth. That means fans aren't happy, and Big Willie-Isms isn't happy because the royalties and commissions aren't coming in. And if that happens, then the payroll is minimized, and that for sure isn't gonna make anyone happy. So one thing leads to another.
--SETH CALVERT-- You think Forsaken Friday'll go down this week?
--C.E.O. MATT FISHER-- I'm not so sure about that. The wrestlers don't really seem like they're having fun anymore. The life's died out of this "Tight-Knit Group" we all had. Hopefully, that'll all change. Nonetheless, I'd get ready for that match with good ol' Matty anyways.
--SETH CALVERT-- Ha. I'm surprised he's accepted the match. My personal belief, if that even matters, is that he hasn't fully recovered from the last epic we had. Not even up to Seventy Percent I'd say. Definitely not a piece of cake...which reminds me...*Flagging down nearest waitress...a buxom brunette with hazel eyes, slender figure...ah hell, she's a hot motha f***a*What's the specialty cakes today?
--HOT MOTHA F***A OF A WAITRESS-- We have Chocolate Cake...Apple Cinnamon Cake...Oreo(TM) Cake...and, *giggling* a special cake of my own...
--SETH CALVERT(coughing)-- Ahem...ah well...um...maybe I'll try a slice of the Oreo(TM)...then, if I'm still hungry, which is most likely, I'll try some of that, ah, special cake...
}}Seemingly satisfied, the waitress bounds off, never looking back. Fish follows Seth's line of vision...which follows the waitress...{{
--C.E.O. MATT FISHER-- So uh...you know what they say about the cakes here..."Breast" described by taste.
--SETH CALVERT(gawking)-- Yes...I'm...sure they're quite...Fant-ASS-tic...
--C.E.O. MATT FISHER-- Snap out of it "Spike".
--SETH CALVERT-- Huh? What? Who? Oh right. Yeah. So Matt Budai...where has he been? Seriously now, I haven't seen him since that six man tag. Come to think of it...I haven't seen Rob or Melanie either. Probably rehabbing...rehabbing and then some. Just means I'm gonna have to be on extra guard. Not that I'm not on my highest guard...but insurance Fish, insurance. Some time ago, I would have said that my performance in my first Skywalker match was my greatest performance. But this time around Fish, I plan to top that. Without the use of a Golden Spike mind you. I'm going to get as Old School as you can more than 15 feet above a ring of barbed wire on a platform that's two shoulder widths apart. With this performance shall come an inspiration to the rest of the guys in the back. You realize something? We're not on top right now. When we restarted, we dropped bad. This match will, I guarantee it, be the show stealer, the one that will catapult DRWF through the other federations that can't hold a candle to us, the match that will take this federation to the History Books. Matt Budai will once again step up onto that scaffold...revenge on his mind no doubt. And we'll make the fans happy Fish. You can rest assured of that. The fans will be happy.
}}The C.E.O., awestruck by this, can only nod his head. The waitress comes back, and everything Seth just said goes out the window for the time being. The Oreo(TM) cake is layed before Seth along with a note which reads...{{
Hey Stud,
That cake needs to be specially made...I left the ingredients at my house...! ;-)
}}Fish just shakes his head, grabs a spoon and digs into part of the cake. Seth takes a bite, and looking up catches a wink from the waitress. Seth smiles as he chews, but inside his ever thinking brain not only resides thoughts of "Bakery Items", but also his match. He knows that this is one of the most dangerous matches in DRWF, and could very well mean the end of his career, or his life. But by the same token, he knows the same goes for Matt Budai...the difference is that Seth knows how to use knowledge...{{
::CREDITS::
Big Willie-Isms:
Keeping this Federation alive for TWO STRONG YEARS BABY! And also for
telling me that he should be first in these Credit things...
Xavier Garcia: Roleplay Layout
Jake Hollman: Real Audio Player HTML Code
Matt Budai: For Telling me to use my head and use View Source to find the HTML code
Kevin Edwards: Being the Pal that He Is
And uh...to Dad: Thanks for getting on my ass about homework while I was doing this...
