}}What
to do when people are ignorant. It seems that it happens a lot nowadays.
You have Simon Jacobs...Sick Puppy, who by the way still doesn't make any
sense...Big
Willie-Isms. I mean,
think! That Isms would have the audacity to even ASK a member of
the Agency to join the Bloodline. Stupidity. But the Agency has
a chance to show up the other groups in this dying
federation.{{
}}The Prince of Old School, Seth Calvert stands in a
hallway. There is nothing behind him...no doors, no stands, no posters,
nothing but a great white bricked wall. This will be what is called a Normal Promo. Nothing but Seth Calvert talking
to a camera. At the cameraman's signal, Seth begins the
monologue.{{
--SETH CALVERT-- Thanksgiving. Such an odd holiday. What exactly are we
giving thanks for? We're not the Pilgrims, so we don't give thanks for
reaching this land safely. We're already here. We aren't the Indians, as
poorly mistaken Christopher Columbus called them, so we don't give thanks
for the new things that the white man brought. Do we give thanks for just
the food? Thanks that we're alive? Don't we do that everyday? I have
something to be thankful for Thursday. I'm very very thankful that I get
another opportunity to slap Simon Jacobs
silly.
}}Seth
pauses here, runs his hand through his hair and then
continues.{{
--SETH CALVERT--
Simon my dear boy,
whatever could you be talking about? Brett Hunter had nothing to do with
the fact that I Beat You. I did the match, I wrestled, I hit my
finisher, I pinned you, I won. Simple as that. The belt being there? Who
knows...just a coincidence. However, I do agree with you that it's getting
quite OLD...facing you, beating you...not necessarily resulting in a win
or a loss. As I stated before, I'll win this match BY MYSELF...Joey LaVey
won't help me out, he may have already been taken care of by then. El
Presidente won't be there to score a Top Ten...he knows I wouldn't like
that. Brett Hunter won't come down, simply for the fact that LaVey and I
asked him. Kid X? He's preoccupied with another match he'll either be
getting ready for, or recuperating from. So no Simon...nobody to interfere
with me Beating Your Ass...HARD. As you bring up the subject of Chess...I
compare our history to that very game. We take turns moving...knocking
each other's pieces off. A pawn here...Knight there...a Rook possibly. The
way things are going, it would appear that you have the next win. But
while you may be a newer man...so am I Simon. So am I. It definitely will
be interesting to see what one pathetic Bloodline member can do against
the stronger
Agency
members.
}}Stroking his beard, Seth moves on
to...{{
--SETH
CALVERT--
Ace...it seems that you're the odds on favorite. All
I'm hearing about this match is "Ace this, Ace that...Ace has the upper
hand...Ace is lookin' mighty fine..." A shame that all of them will be
completely surprised. Nobody in this match is going to let you win Ace...I
know you know that. But I'm really tired of hearing your Sunday Sermons
about disrespecting the Lord, being a child of God trying to control the
world and whatnot. Here's a little holy preaching for you. You know what
God said when he made you? "Damnit, I screwed up...ah well, I'll just
throw him somewhere in East LA...that place is already messed up..."
You're disrespecting not only God, but the rest of us intelligent beings,
barring Simon Jacobs by even being here. All I ever hear or see come out
of you is words...I haven't seen one decent match with you yet. As I
remember, last Friday, you were face down on the ground because of three
men. And now, you have three other men to contend with Painsgiving. My
predictions?
Ace goes away, crying
in shame from a beat down he received from three
men.
}}Seth grins at the
camera.{{
--SETH
CALVERT--
And Joey...well, to quote Simon Jacobs, "We'll save the best for last"...see you tonight
at the Painsgiving Party.
}}The camera slowly fades to black as Seth walks
away.{{
::CREDITS:: Big Willie-Isms:
Keeping this Death Row Wrestling Federation alive
for TWO
STRONG YEARS BABY! And also for telling me that he should be
first in these Credit things... Xavier Garcia: Roleplay Layout Jake Hollman: Real Audio Player HTML Code and coming back...WOOT! Matt Budai: For Telling me to use my head and use View Source to find the HTML code Kevin Edwards: Being the Pal that He Is and the Agency Banner...you kick ass my friend. And uh...to Dad: Thanks for getting on my ass about homework while I was doing this...
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