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--SETH CALVERT-- ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
}}No...I'm not feeling any better. As a matter of fact, that just damaged my vocal chords. Sonuvabitch again. Well, here comes people. They're wondering who the hell that was. They're looking at me...and walking away...what did they say...?{{
--ODD MAN ONE-- Oh it's just that loser. Eh, screaming whining baby.
}}Sonuvabitch. Phrase of the day, couldn't you tell? Well there's a face I know. It's Late Nite. El Presidente if you will. I should probably get up and pack my bags...guess I'm fired. Nice knowing you all...{{
--MR. LATE NITE-- Gebus freakin' Heist...if it were night time, you coulda woken every body in this damn building up?! What the f*** is wrong with you?
--SETH CALVERT-- What do you think? I'm on a FOUR match losing streak. Pretty bad for a former-main-eventer. You've come here to fire my ass haven't you?
--MR. LATE NITE-- Shut the f*** up...
}}Why? He wants to and...DAMNIT...that hurt...{{
--SETH CALVERT-- What're you hittin' me for?
--MR. LATE NITE-- Why do you think? Knock some sense into you idiot. No, I'm not gonna fire you. You may have sucked badly your last matches, but you're my most valuable member. C'mon. You've got the week off...
}}Phew...maybe that'll give me time to recuperate and pull together...{{
--MR. LATE NITE-- ...in a way.
}}Yeah...you guessed it...sonuvabitch.{{
--MR. LATE NITE-- C'mon...we're going to the ring.
}}What? In front of all of them? Shitless no. I don't feel like having moldy hotdog buns from this piss-poor arena thrown at me. Hey, they're supposed to boo at me...but for a totally different reason.{{
--SETH CALVERT-- Late Nite...I really don't want to hear chants of "Calvert Sucks" throughout whatever you're going to say. Plus...
--MR. LATE NITE-- Shut up, get up, and follow me.
}}Wonder if Jesus said that to those disciples he recruited. Doesn't sound very holy. Well, doesn't look like I have much of a choice. Here I go...I'm up. Walkin' down the halls. *sigh* It seems like such a long distance. Here we are. Better...{{
--MR. LATE NITE-- "Simon Says" now.
}}Don't think the sound guy's likely to argue. Well at least the song's good. A little pump up-ness. Ugh...out into the pit of fans that suck. I don't...wtf?{{
--SETH CALVERT-- GODDAMNIT WAIT UP!
}}God almighty. Oy, here I go...through the curtain and...shit that light's bright. What the...don't remember being wet when I...*sniff* damnit...beer. Well, it's started. OH SHUT UP ALREADY!{{
--SETH CALVERT-- F*** YA'LL!!!
}}Yeah...that and a middle finger'll get me shot in this redneck town. Shit, he's goin' fast again. Better run...oh yeah, can't forget to look cocky. There...a big smile...Buddy, pick up that mic before I crack. I'm serious...hurry...I...{{
--MR. LATE NITE-- HEY YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP! STOP THAT "CALVERT SUCKS" CHANT!
}}Why? You know it...they know it...hell I know it! But at least he's stickin' up for me...good friend...{{
--MR. LATE NITE-- Standing before you today is a great man...
}}What? He dragged me out here to listen to him praise himself?{{
--MR. LATE NITE-- ...A Person who deserves YOUR RESPECT...and your cheers. He saved this damned company.
}}I do hope he fires me...then I can punch him for making me listen to this cra...{{
--MR. LATE NITE-- And that man is....SETH CALVERT!!!
}}What the f***? ME? The idiot jobber? Boos...lots of them. They're not as stinging because they're for the right reasons. But...me?{{
--MR. LATE NITE-- That's right, the man who ever since Generation 5 started has busted his ass for this company. The man, who cleverly turned against this pathetic excuse for a federation, and is helping me save it, which is turning out to be the greatest ratings draw in Professional Wrestling History! And you all have the NERVE to boo at him?
}}Geez...really selling it...{{
--MR. LATE NITE-- You should all be ashamed of yourselves. A man who has sacrificed more for this company than any of you buck toothed losers out there have for your white-trash families!
}}Ooooh...good one. But what's up his sleeve?{{
--MR. LATE NITE-- Ha...booing this excellent role model of a man. I should have you all thrown out from this building! But no. I'm here to tell you that I'm awarding Seth Calvert. He is NOT BOOKED FOR THIS COMING FRIDAY!
}}Aww geez...and now here comes the....Cheers...augh...rather, Sonuvabitch.{{
--MR. LATE NITE-- Now now, I know that news saddens and depresses all of you. BUT NEVER FEAR, EL PRESIDENTE IS HERE! He will be THERE for Forsaken Friday. That special Friday where Jackhammer is going to get his like his dad got it. His poor OLD MAN...ha. But...to make sure that no oddities go down in that Jackhammer/Simon Jacobs match...I've decided that there needs to be...A SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE!
}}You gotta be kid...{{
--SETH CALVERT-- Who in the world could that be El Presidente?
}}...ding me...{{
--MR. LATE NITE-- WHY SETH! Just the person I was looking for.
}}I'm going to regret playing along with this ass-backwards skit.{{
--SETH CALVERT-- ME? Little ol' me? Why ever would you be looking for me?
}}Yeah you conniving little maniac, what the heck do you want with me? Even though I can pretty much smell what the answer is... {{
--MR. LATE NITE-- Because I just happen to be in need of a Special Guest Referee for a Jackhammer/Simon Jacobs match!! And I know that you, of all people would always call it down the middle, never giving advantage, and of course...you don't hate either Jackhammer OR Simon Jacobs with a passion...YOU'D BE PERFECT!
--SETH CALVERT-- ME? Why thank you my good friend!
}}Sonuvabitch. I could be home Friday playing Halo...ah well. Might as well do my job as best I can. I don't really have an option.{{
--MR. LATE NITE-- SO IT'S SET! Jackhammer, Simon Jacobs...you two are going to need some rightful authority. So your SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE FOR THIS MATCHUP IS...."THE PRINCE OF OLD SCHOOL" SETH CALVERT!
--SETH CALVERT-- Ho man...what fun. Of course, I'm going to be impartial. So impartial, you people are going to be surprised. Surprised! Surprised that I won't pull any more calls in favor of Simon Jacobs than I will for Jackhammer...nor will Jackhammer receive any more calls for his favor than Simon Jacobs. Nope...however, I would advise them not to screw around with those lumberjacks on the outside...The Agency tends to get angry when they're interrupted making fun of fans...I mean, they could have a field day making fun of the losers in this town...and they would hate to be interrupted...
}}There...that should draw a reaction. Boos! YES!{{
--MR. LATE NITE-- Ha...I'll make sure that Jackhammer isn't EXACTLY in 100% shape for Countdown to Extinction. See you in hell stiffy! HA!
}}Well that was an unorthodox manner to end a promo...geez...nice toss. Ahhh...those fans can stick it up their assholes. I'm outta here. Over the top? Under? Nah...regular exit. Maybe I'll slap this kid here...yeah, stupid ugly little moron. Ah that felt good. But it's better to be out of the fans' eyes...{{
--C.E.O. MATT FISHER-- SETH BUDDY!!!!
}}Sonuvabitch...what does this little f*** want. And why is he smiling?{{
--C.E.O. MATT FISHER-- How ya doin'?
--SETH CALVERT-- Don't touch me.
--C.E.O. MATT FISHER-- Ha, suit yourself. Just wanted to ask you how it felt to be reduced to so lowly a level as referee? I mean, next step from that is Jason Cage material...dang. You really must suck...
}}Don't walk away from me you...damnit. But he's...oddly...right...MLN...what'd you do this for...what's your purpose...?{{
::CREDITS::
Big Willie-Isms:
Keeping this
Death Row Wrestling Federation alive for TWO STRONG YEARS BABY! And also for
telling me that he should be first in these Credit things...
Xavier Garcia: Roleplay Layout and Seth Calvert Banner
Jake Hollman: Real Audio Player HTML Code and coming back...WOOT!
Matt Budai: For Telling me to use my head and use View Source to find the HTML code
Kevin Edwards: Being the Pal that He Is...you kick ass my friend.
And uh...to Mom and Dad: Thanks for reminding me about schoolwork...
