Playing Now:  "The Meaning of Life" by The Offspring
 
}}Um...okay. Yeah, so he's not the hottest wrestler at the moment. In fact, he's probably going down this year in Pro Wrestling Illustrated as "Quickest-Hero-to-Zero" person. But don't go blaming this on the Agency. No way you can blame it on them. Seth just...hasn't been feeling like himself lately.{{
 
}}Our scene opens up in a locker room, where Seth Calvert, in his ring attire is stretching. And putting a lot of effort into it it seems. Leg stretches, arm stretches, and back stretches. Seth looks very...in-the-mode-for-preparation-ish. The locker room door opens as Calvert is sitting on the floor in a Right Leg Hurdle Stretch.{{

--SETH CALVERT--  Who the fu...oh. Geez Late Nite...knock next time eh?

}}Indeed it is El Presidente. He pulls up a chair and sits in front of Mr. Late Nite.{{

--MR. LATE NITE-- Hey Seth. I'm El Presidente...I don't need to knock. Anyways, what I came in here to talk to you about is your recent performances. They haven't exactly been the best ever...and the fans are expecting more out of you. I know, I know. Who gives a freak what the fans think. But it's not just them...it's The Agency. What happened to that old Seth Calvert?

}}Seth ponders this as he lies back and does that 6-Inches-off-the-Ground stretch...thing.{{

--SETH CALVERT--  Sorry. I know I haven't been at my best and...

--MR. LATE NITE-- Haven't been at your best? Seth...you sucked.

}}Seth bolts upright and stares at Late Nite. He then concedes with a look of defeat.{{

--SETH CALVERT-- Yeah. You're right.

--MR. LATE NITE-- Now, don't take this as an invitation to start looking for other places. You may have sucked, but Seth, since you're my best friend, I do believe I'll let those last two slide. Remember, these normal people? I'd have given them the boot right out.

--SETH CALVERT-- Late Nite, you don't hafta worry. I wouldn't join that out-of-date, poorly-stocked, CBK anyways.

--MR. LATE NITE-- ...I didn't say you were going to.

--SETH CALVERT-- And I didn't either. I'm just saying...they're the recent people that have told me I could have been with them in "freedom". What jokers huh?

--MR. LATE NITE-- Yes...that crazy Central Bank of Kuwait. You realize you are teaming with Mr. Williams tomorrow against Jason Cage and IcE?

--SETH CALVERT-- I am quite aware of that friend. And tomorrow, I won't let you down. I'm facing the out-dated IcE...or Sean Moro...or whatever he is. Dude...he called us monkey clowns. How totally idiotic is that?

}}Late Nite and Seth share a laugh. IcE...what a character... {{

--SETH CALVERT-- I'm not your slave bitch. I'm not doing this because I need a job or anything. I'm doing this because you're my friend. A fact that some people can't seem to get through their heads. IcE being one of them. What IcE doesn't realize is that I'm not bound by the rules anymore. He thinks that I could be "free" with cBk? Who exactly is...in cBk? It certainly isn't the powerhouse it used to be. Just because IcE is there...he thinks that they're the dominants? No no...we're the dominants. You...me...The Agency.

--MR. LATE NITE-- I'm all very ware of that Seth. But my question to you is...will you beat IcE and Jason Cage?

--SETH CALVERT-- Do pigs squeal?

--MR. LATE NITE-- Yeah.

--SETH CALVERT-- Does two plus two equal four?

--MR. LATE NITE-- Um...hold on. Oh...yeah.

--SETH CALVERT-- Are you the greatest President we've ever had?

--MR. LATE NITE-- Most definitely.

--SETH CALVERT-- Does IcE like it in the ass?

--MR. LATE NITE-- Wouldn't know...

--SETH CALVERT-- Ahem...

--MR. LATE NITE-- OH...yeah.

--SETH CALVERT-- Then we will defeat IcE and Jason Cage. IcE thinks that him being a DRWF X-Treme Icon is something to cheer about. In truth, you don't give a damn, I don't give a damn, Sean Williams doesn't give a damn, and the rest of the pee-ons out there don't give a damn. IcE is paranoid...paranoid that someday, the fans aren't going to like him. That he'll end up old news. He gives a damn about what the fans think. And therein lies his weakness. The Agency knows no boundaries, nor do they know friends. Why will Sean Williams and I defeat Jason Cage and IcE? Because they care.

--MR. LATE NITE-- That's the Seth Calvert I wanted to hear. You're ready to go into that ring this week...ready to become what you were? Ready to aid The Agency in their takeover of the DRWF?

--SETH CALVERT-- Late Nite...Jason Cage and IcE aren't the only ones who need to worry. Tomorrow...shall be like a brand new day. A dawning that The Agency will oversee...and when night falls...The Agency on top. Why? Because we don't care. We don't give a large flying turd what the fans think...what they say...it's all background noise that we relish. It doesn't matter that nobody else likes us. But we will do what we do best tomorrow. Take out the competition. It'll start with Jason Cage and IcE. The two who are bound for a glory-less defeat at the hands of The Agency.

--MR. LATE NITE-- What do you mean that IcE and Cage aren't the only ones who have to worry?

--SETH CALVERT-- Pal...I've got a whole hitlist. But Cage and IcE are getting hit the hardest. I'm hungry man. I'm hungry for that taste of victory again. That old cliche...you know which one I'm talking about right?

--MR. LATE NITE-- Once you've had a taste of the top, you constantly hunger for it again...yeah.

--SETH CALVERT-- That's me. I had that taste...and I want it again. I want to indulge myself in its flavor, relish in it, and enjoy every last morsel that I can. Jason Cage, is just one person in that line that I will take out to get to my destination at the head of the line. IcE, is just one person in that line that I will not hesitate to eradicate from my path to championship glory. Win or Lose to those two...they will not be at a status of super-stardom again. Soon, my name...mine and the Agency's will be at the top again...by EVERY MEANS NECESSARY. Do you understand?

--MR. LATE NITE-- So you're going to get the job done...

--SETH CALVERT-- I'll take it beyond the point of simply "done". Sean Williams and I will lay them out so badly that every faction here, from the Bloodline to the rest of the damned cBk feels it and never wants to tangle with us again. Forsaken Friday...just as December 7th, 1942 was a "day that will live in infamy" so the same holds for December 7th, 2001. Jason Cage and IcE will never forget this day...and neither will the rest of the DRWF...

}}Late Nite sits back impressed. He smiles, pats Seth on the shoulder and gets up. He leaves the room as Seth continues stretching with a look of pure malice on his face...{{

---^---What does Calvert have up his sleeve? What does it mean for the rest of the DRWF?---^---

::CREDITS::
Big Willie-Isms: Keeping this Death Row Wrestling Federation alive for TWO STRONG YEARS BABY! And also for telling me that he should be first in these Credit things...
Xavier Garcia: Roleplay Layout and Seth Calvert Banner
Jake Hollman: Real Audio Player HTML Code and coming back...WOOT!
Matt Budai: For Telling me to use my head and use View Source to find the HTML code
Kevin Edwards: Being the Pal that He Is...you kick ass my friend.
And uh...to Mom: Thanks for getting on my ass about sleep while I was doing this...

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