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--SETH CALVERT-- EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP FOR A SEC!
}}As the crowd decides to wait until they know just what he's going to talk about, our Old School Hero walks around the ring.{{
--SETH CALVERT-- I'm not here to put Cleveland down...after all, "CLEVELAND ROCKS" right?
}}Well now, who in the great city of Cleveland can deny that? Cheers go up.{{
--SETH CALVERT-- Yes, how sad someone had to make a song out of that. But no, I'm here because of FWF's When Worlds Collide tournament. Up on this thing so wrongfully called the Isms-tron, let's scroll down the list of names...oh look, there's IcE's first round opponent Trauma, some hick who has an identity crisis with his name...Darrel Anderson, some idiot who's lonely for Doc and Ben, whoever they are...Cunning Chris Crossward, who's anything but Cunning, a pothead wanna-be who couldn't hold a burning piece of paper to Laura Wilson, let alone a candle, and that's pretty damn bad. "Corporate Raider" Ellis Jackson...that little nickname in quotation marks...what in the flaming hell does that mean? Get a life, and after that, find a new nickname...David "The Wolverine" Cote...or Coat...is that how you pronounce it? Who gives a damn. My basic point to be made here is that ALL OF THESE GUYS ARE COMPLETE IDIOTIC MORONIC...for lack of a better term...LOSERS!
But wait...do we dare see a speck of talent among this waste of breathing air? Possibly..."The Real Deal" Jakob Grimes, although with a nickname that's been overused in DRWF, he's got a hot chick, and there's something about him that says something. It might be saying, "I'm a geek, HIT ME" or "Watch this...oh no, you can't because it's happening to you...". James Sexton is quite the athelete, quite the entertainer to say the most...yes, the most. And who's this? Blake Frost? The man with a frightfully scary dream? The man who is carrying on what his brother may have wanted? What do I have to say to him? Good luck kid. I respect what you're doing in light of that family member...but wait a minute, you're facing me. So good luck...because you'll need it. Make sure that chick of yours has the bed warmed up...you'll be dead tired after this match.
}}Seth pauses here a while. He tugs up on the Carpenter Jeans, black in color, and looking sleek on the Prince of Old School. A cough. He pats his T-Shirt, imprinted with the image of his hero and friend Mr. Late Nite...{{
}}...where his heart is. Straightening the shirt, he gets a thoughtful look across his dark bearded face and continues the monologue.{{
Most people don't know about my ring style. Well, nobody in the When Worlds Collide tournament anyways. And certainly nobody in Cleveland...who doesn't listen to my every truthful word. I am what most announcers would call a "Thinking Man's Wrestler". One of THE most technologically sound professional wrestlers in the business today. But how did I start? Those of you who aren't poor in this town can go find my bio on the internet...but making a long story short, does everybody want to see this Hardcore action that's taken over mainstream media today? Last I knew, chairs were being used to sit in, not knock people unconsious. Cookie Sheets were for baking some of mom's homemade cookies, not for caving someone's skull in. I'm willing to bet any of you people in here that I am more technically sound than any of the other 127 bodies in this tournament. Always thinking, always scheming, always watching. These other competitors don't have a clue.
What am I tired of hearing? "I'M FROM TCW!" or "I'M REPRESENTING THE ICW!" or even better "GCW IS MY AREA OF REPRESENTATION!" Do you all see where I'm going? Nobody gives a good damn where the hell you're from. We just care about your skills in the ring. Great, I'm from DRWF...pride baby that's that. I'm not going to go around promoting my success in the DRWF...I'm not going to go around saying that because I'm from here that I'm the best. No, I'm one of the best because I am "The Prince of Old School" Seth Calvert. That's why. I persisted, I dedicated most of my life to this sport, and the benefits have been many. This tournament is just another one of those things that I'm determined to get by. But first thing's first, I have to face Jackhammer and Anton Bailey this Friday in this very arena, in this very ring, in front of the same slobbering, beer drinking, hot dog munching, rocks that are here today! In fact...
}}But before Seth can get any further, someone says, "OUR RIGHTEOUSNESS IS WITH HIM SAYETH THE LORD!!!" which is followed by a series of guitar chords and Sully Erna's voice screaming, "GET BACK!" and "Bad Religion" by Godsmack blares over the systems, and Seth is cut off by...the Death Row Wrestling Federation C.E.O. Matt Fisher. The music quiets down, but doesn't completely shut off as Matt speaks.{{
--C.E.O. MATT FISHER-- Look at this guy. Just look at him. A former DRWF World Heavyweight Champion, a two time former DRWF Tag Team Champion. Competing in one of the top tournaments accessible to him, and where is he? Fighting on the side of this bastard Mr. Late Nite? Seth...what happened?
--SETH CALVERT-- What are you smoking Fish? I told everyone why last time. The DRWF was going down the tubes...and I just decided to join the group who was going to save it. Are you telling me you're siding with that pushover Big Willie-Isms?
--C.E.O. MATT FISHER-- Do you understand the consequences of your decision? Your backside is about to be burned by The Franchise known as Jackhammer. All for what? You know you could have been fighting alongside this powerhouse. You could be replacing Anton Bailey and...
--SETH CALVERT-- Wait a minute. Did you say replacing Anton Bailey? GASP! I do believe I sense that our C.E.O. doesn't believe in this Bailey fellow. But who can blame him? The silent maurauder who's joined up with that worthless and meaningless little Bloodline faction. He's teaming with the washup that people know as Jackhammer...and speaking of him, he shot my mentor down...AND NOBODY SHOOTS DOWN THE KING OF OLD SCHOOL! NOBDOY! And you want to know what kind of trip I'm on? I'm the trip to success. And what trip are you on? The trip to the retirement estate...who knows, maybe Claire'll clean out your bedpan for you while you're laid up in bed. Nobody took me under his wing except for Steve Corino...you didn't matter...you just pointed out some truths that I knew I would find out about sooner or later Jackie...to quote ol Jackhammer, "IT'S OVER!!!"
}}A mention of "Da Big Man"'s name and quote brings a gigantic shout to the crowd. It seems that the crowd has chosen their side for the match.{{
--SETH CALVERT-- HEY SHUT UP OUT THERE! NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!
--C.E.O. MATT FISHER-- What was that Seth? That's nothing like you. What are you trying to...
--SETH CALVERT-- Who are you now? Luke Skywalker? Trying to bring somebody back from the supposed "Dark Side"? It ain't workin' pal. And you still didn't answer my damn question...are you in league with that wuss Isms?
}}In a very calming way, Matt begins to walk down towards ringside. It doesn't look like he's ready for a fight or anything...he just looks like a very...persuasive man on a mission...{{
--C.E.O. MATT FISHER-- What if I am Seth? It just means that I'm against you? I don't have a problem with that. I don't like this new Seth Calvert...nobody here likes it. What is this for Seth? What is it that made you join up with that heartless little pipsqueak Mr. Late Nite? And what makes you think you're going to survive the wrath of a PO'ed fellow like Jackie?
--SETH CALVERT-- What am I gaining? Respect among people in the locker room, because I had the audacity to stand up to this person we call an Owner. And how do expect to beat Jackie? What a pathetic question...even for you.
}}Matt is entering the ring now...the fans are beginning that incessant "SELL OUT!" chant again...chants of "COWARD" also pop up...{{
--SETH CALVERT-- Hold on before you start anything...there's something in my eye...oh wait, I know what it is...IT'S THESE PATHETIC EYESORES I SEE ALL ACROSS THIS GOD FORSAKEN TOWN!
--C.E.O. MATT FISHER-- You know what you're turning into? A really pathetic version of X-Pac...and that's pretty damn hard...for anyone to be worse than X-Pac. I mean, who wants to be compared to Sean Waltman...
}}That does it for Seth. He starts storming around the ring. He looks incredibly angered...but Fish won't stop...{{
--C.E.O. MATT FISHER-- Y'know what else? I'm beginning to think that you're not the guy that's gonna win the When Worlds Collide...
}}The last words don't even escape Fish's mouth. Seth Superkicks his once friend. The C.E.O., from the impact, flies backwards, landing on his neck. Seth jumps on the back of Matt and starts throwing forearms to Fish's neck. He picks up the fallen staff member and whips him into the corner...hard...Fish bounces out and Seth runs off the ropes. As he passes Fish, he reaches up and grabs Fish's head a la neckbreaker, but jumps and spins around, executing the move known as the Whirlwind, crashing down as Matt's upper body folds in half. The punishment doesn't stop, as amidst the louder than the cries of tormented souls boos from the crowd, Seth turns Matt over and executes an elevated camel clutch, with a mic in hand, he gives Fish some parting words...{{
--SETH CALVERT-- You miserable speck of life! You wanna know how I'm gonna win this match? Just like this! I'm going to bend and break Jackie so badly, he'll come to your room in the hospital ward to be keeping you company! And as for you and your little Bloodline? Just wait, because The Agency is going to take this federation by surprise, and an Old School reign is going to begin after WWC...SO EAT THAT FISH! JACKHAMMER AND BAILEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST "THE PRINCE OF OLD SCHOOL" AND JOEY LAVEY!
}}Seth literally throws Fish's head down onto the canvas. He spits on the fallen man once, and then starts taunting crowd members to come into the ring. He shakes his head, and with a sneer leaves the ring. EMTs go to walk around Seth, and Calvert pushes them out of the way with authority. More miscellaneous items are thrown at Calvert as he goes to the back.{{
::CREDITS::
Big Willie-Isms:
Keeping this
Death Row Wrestling Federation alive for TWO STRONG YEARS BABY! And also for
telling me that he should be first in these Credit things...
Xavier Garcia: Roleplay Layout and Seth Calvert Banner
Jake Hollman: Real Audio Player HTML Code and coming back...WOOT!
Matt Budai: For Telling me to use my head and use View Source to find the HTML code
Kevin Edwards: Being the Pal that He Is...you kick ass my friend.
And uh...to Dad: Thanks for getting on my ass about homework while I was doing this...
