[WHAT?! It opens today at record ticket sales eh? Well...I'll show up that Tobey Maguire Spider-freak...I'm going to draw a million people...yeah, that's me. The record attendance drawer for a DRWF event. Along, of course, with Mr. Late Nite, Wolf, and Ashley. Speaking of Ashley, word of advice: Don't get that bitch mad...]
 
\\//Shockwave stands in a corner of the room. Oh right, I should tell you which room. It's the dining hall, also known to many as the cafeteria. It's not any kind of eating time for normal people, but Shockwave has his mask pulled up to past his mouth and is drinking a cup of hot liquid, presumably coffee. Sitting directly in front of him is his tag team partner Wolf. Next to him is his Ever-Faithful, Ashley. Off somewhere, we hear the sounds of rumblings in the kitchen. A shout from the area identifies the person as Mr. Late Nite. Another shout and a cluttering of metal tells us that he's done something bad. Shockwave stops sipping his drink and speaks.\\//

[[SHOCKWAVE]]  It's funny don't you think?

[[WOLF]]  What?

[[SHOCKWAVE]]  That Ice thinks we haven't teamed together. That neither of us have tag team experience.

[[WOLF]] Yeah...that and that Sean Corbin thinks that we're still a couple of rookies. Ha...he has no clue. We've both been in tag matches...with each other, with different partners...we've probably had more tag matches than those two collectively.

[[SHOCKWAVE]] That's exactly what's funny! They have no clue what they're up against. We're not two rookies. Hell, I've been in DRWF...Generation Three I believe it was. I AM a Tag Team Champion. And you! You were here Generation Four...you had my cousin beat a cou...no, one time! But they don't know that. They don't know who we are.

[[WOLF]] Oh, but they'll find out tomorrow won't they. Jeez Shocks...where'd you get that Hot Chocolate? It's friggin' late at night and you got that? Where? It smells so damn good from over here...

\\//Okay...so it's not coffee...\\//

[[ASHLEY]] Oh, when you get up, can you get me one too?

[[SHOCKWAVE]] See over there? It's next to the huge sign that says "HOT CHOCOLATE HERE". I figure I have something to keep me awake. Not much action yet. But think about it Wolf...we win this, and we're back on top of the Tag Team Division! That's CRAZY! Me, a former champion, who no one recognizes, and you, the monster of a person that can bowl them over like bowling pins. And they still think that we've never seen the inside of a tag team ring.

[[WOLF]]  That, and we've got Mr. Late Nite and this beautiful chick on our side...getting to those Tag Team Turmoil Titles is gonna be a breeze.

\\//Wolf has stepped over to the Hot Chocolate machine and gotten two Styro Foam cups. He fills one, then the other, putting two stirrers in and stirring lightly. He walks back, handing one of the cups to Ashley.\\//

[[SHOCKWAVE]]  Good shit huh? Look, you're tired of hearing slogans used by all of them right?

[[WOLF]] Hell yeah. Ha man, have you heard Corbin's? "You'll both be experiencing...DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!" Oooooooh...scary as a deer.

[[SHOCKWAVE]]  Why don't you like them?

[[WOLF]] It always sounds like they've said that entire speech with nothing behind it, saving all the emotion for that little catch phrase that means jack shit to their opponents. In other words, they're boring until their little phrase.

[[SHOCKWAVE]] EXACTLY! I know exactly what you mean. Here, this is Ice's speech to me: "Blahdy Blah blah Blahdiddy di...AND THAT'S WHY I'M THE KING OF COLD!" And you even think about that phrase...King of Cold? Sounds like a beer commercial...

[[WOLF]] Yeah...that or he's dominating himself...

\\//Shockwave looks at Wolf with about as weird an eye as he can give with his mask on. Wolf looks sheepishly at Ashley and then at Shockwave. He clears his throat and looks down at the ground...\\//

[[SHOCKWAVE]] Riiiight. Look, the whole point of that was to say that I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE FIGHTING TWO SUPPOSED "LEGENDS" AND THEY HAVE ZERO PERSONALITY! It's like fighting a dead fish. It doesn't work! It's no fun! And that's what this is all about right? Fun...and you know, I'm going to try and have fun with this match...even though it'll be dull. I'm looking for competition you know? I'm looking for real insanity. I don't think I'll find that with Ice and Corbin. Don't get me wrong, they're good fighters and all...

[[WOLF]] No shit...a couple World Title reigns says that about a person...

[[SHOCKWAVE]] But I've seen them. My cousin's wrestled them...I've wrestled them...even ol Late Nite over there's wrestled them. But hell...it was nothing special. If anything, my cousin saved the match and tried to make them look good. I'll be surprised if anyone can make them look good. Except us. We can make them look good. You know why?

[[WOLF]] Because we can make them look like they're really taking damage because we'll really be dishing it out to them? Because we're gonna shove our foots up their asses and have them surgically removed as the old fighting Proverb says?

[[SHOCKWAVE]] Um...not exactly how I would have phrased it...BUT YES! That's exactly why. We're gonna make the crowd say things like "Wow...they got their asses kicked like a dog and managed to be wrestling here the next week...wow. Where's my car parked?!" That's exactly what I want to hear them all say. Damn this is good Hot Chocolate.

[[WOLF]] You tellin' me. Hey let's find somebody and ask them where it came from!

[[SHOCKWAVE]]  Sounds like a plan to me. Let's blow this joint guys. Late Nite you comin'?

\\//With that, Shockwave and Wolf start walking. Ashley takes one last sip of hers and throws it away whereas Wolf keeps his and sucks it through the coffee stirrer. Shockwave throws his empty cup away and pulls his mask back down over his mouth. They leave the room. Seconds later, Mr. Late Nite comes from the kitchen with a pot on his head, a cigar in his mouth, and a make-shift bucket of chicken that says "KUNG FU LEE" on it. He looks around quietly...and sneaks a leg out...\\//

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