[[SHOCKWAVE]] HOW THE HELL CAN THEY CALL ME SPIDER-MAN?! I don't spin webs, crawl on walls, or fight supervillains. I KICK ASS!
[[WOLF]] We know buddy, we know. And that's what Saturday's for. We're going to prove to them...
[[SHOCKWAVE(hissing)]] Of course we will! We prepared for the damn match. We didn't go around giving our 30 crunch a day magic workout routine to an old star of a defamed TV show. If I were to show my supreme intelligence, it sure as hell wouldn't be hanging around Scott Baio. And it sure as HELL wouldn't be buddying around with some guy named Jesse Genitalo or something.
\\//Ashley lets a snicker out at the comment about the Genitals. Then she pipes up...\\//
[[ASHLEY]] Well...he asked you what you first thought of when you heard Mafia...
[[SHOCKWAVE]] You wanna know what I really think of when I hear Mafia? Gun-toting, criminal wanna-bes who couldn't cut a decent slice of the financial pie from bootlegging cheap alcohol from a family member named Genitals-o or something like that. And if Deniro is any indication of the Mafia's skill, well then damn, I might as well get a Lay-Z-Boy, a hot dog a beer and sit back and relax.
[[WOLF]] I still think it's funny that ol Deniro thinks his chances of winning are high. See, we've actually seen him. But how can he say he knew we "had no balls" when yesterday and the day before and so on he had no clue of who we are. AND TO THINK that they actually consider themselves...
[[SHOCKWAVE]] Legends...hah. If they knew how long we've actually been in the ring, they'd be shitting their pants. We can take care of that and make that shit flow a little easier. And back to what you said Wolf...I love guys that think they know everything about us, and then have the colossal nerve to be surprised when we give their visual senses an ass beating from hell.
[[WOLF]] But you gotta give them props...they didn't call you Spider-Man.
[[SHOCKWAVE]] No, but the frustration is still there. Trust me. I'm going after the first guy I see. And if he calls me the web-slinger, I'm going to chew him up inside. For I am not Spider-Man. I am Shockwave...DO I EVEN LOOK REMOTELY LIKE SPIDER-MAN?!
[[WOLF]] Well...
[[SHOCKWAVE]] SHUT UP! You have no basis. This is not Spider-Man. This is...Shockwave. We are going out there tomorrow...proving to the world and to Jesse Genitalo and Robert Deniro's cousin two things: One, that we can give them a damn fine beating. And two: I am much...much...MUCH...better than Spider-Man.
\\//And Wolf and Shockwave are going to head out tomorrow to face their two adversaries. It's time that the world knew who Wolf and Shockwave are - and what they can do.\\//