
NFWA LIVE (House Show) Results 3/10/02---Lowell, Mass.
Kid Money vs. Derek Steel
Kid Money and Steel started the match with a Collar and Elbow Tie-up that resulted in Derek Steel locking in a Headlock. He kept tightening it until Kid Money hit a Back Suplex which sent both men crashing to the mat. After going back and forth with offense for several moments, Steel regained the advantage with a Double Arm Suplex and an attempted cover, but only managed a 2 count. Steel then nailed two consecutive Elbow Drops and tried for another pin, but Kid Money kicked out again. At this point Steel was getting pissed and he got in the referee's face and began yelling. Kid Money was able to get up and he jumped on the back of Steel. Steel tried shaking him off, but Kid Money wouldn't let go. This lead to Derek Steel falling backwards right on top of Kid Money. Steel picked Kid Money up and set him up for the Backdraft, but Sewaside made his way into the ring and clocked Steel with a hammer allowing Steel to pick up the DQ victory.
Winner: Derek Steel via DQ at 7:59
**After the match Tristram ran to the ring and was about to attack Sewaside, but Kid Money pistol whipped him and he went down. Sewaside went to the outside, looked under the ring and pulled out a can of gasoline. Kid Money kicked Derek Steel outside of the ring and Sewaside then poured gasoline all over Derek Steel, pulled a pack of matches out of his back pocket and lit Steel on fire. The officials came from the back and put the fire out before anything career ending could happen.
Sabrina Wilson vs. Pandora
The evening's festivities kicked off with a Women's Match between Sabrina Wilson and Pandora. It was very even to start the match, but Pandora pulled away with a Dropkick. Pandora picked Wilson up and hit a Snap Suplex and made the cover, but only managed a 2 count. Pandora bent down to pick Wilson up by the hair, but Wilson hit a few punches to the midsection and locked in a Small Package. The ref made the count but Wilson could only muster a 2 count. Wilson got up and hit the ropes and attempted a Clothesline, but Pandora ducked it and nailed Wilson with a Neckbreaker. That was the turning point to the match and after a few minutes with Pandora at the advantage, she hit the Poison Idea for the victory.
Winner: Pandora via Pinfall at 6:19
Kerrboski vs. T-Money
The "Olympic Theme Song" hit the PA and the Kerrboski came to the ring accompanied by DJP. Both men had their newly won Tag Team Titles on and kept mocking fans as they came to the ring. T-Money's music hit and no one came out. The music hit again, and still no T-Money. At this point an official came down to the ring and said that T-Money isn't even in Lowell tonight and that the T-Money vs. Kerrboski match has been officially cancelled. That didn't stop the World Class Superstars from being ignorant assholes and speaking their mind though. Here is some of what they had to say:
DJP: "God... T-Money is such a baby... he can't even face us... I mean YOU like a man! Ha ha ha!"
Kerrboski: "I know... it's because we're just too awesome... "
DJP: "You got that right!"
Kerrboski: "Even though everyone doubted us... we are still the NEW NFWA Tag Team Champions!"
DJP: "You got that right 'Boski... these ingrates here in Lowell have no idea what it means to be a Champion... in fact, they're the farthest thing from a Champion!"
Kerrboski: "Totally! But... since we're out here and we're really nice guys... on behalf of the World Class Superstars we would like to invite each and every one of you overweight slobs to a celebration this week LIVE from Cleveland on In High Gear. There will be a ceremony for YOUR NEW NFWA Tag Team Champions DJP and Kerrboski... the World Class Superstars! Why? Ha ha... because we deserve it. And just to let you know... since all of your are fat anyways, cake is included!"
DJP: "Yeaaah! Cake rocks the body that rocks the party!"
Kerrboski and DJP: "TOTALLY!"
**The "Olympic Theme Song" hits again and the World Class Superstars leave the ring kissing their belts and shining them up real nice.
Battle Royal for a Shot at the X-Treme Title on Friday Night Slam
Nine competitors made their way to the ring, but it was very obvious someone was missing. The match started and each wrestler went after the wrestler closest to him. Venom and Outlaw went right after Darkstalka and attempted to send him over the top rope, but he fought back and got back to the center of the ring and gave himself some safety. Suddenly Derek Steel's music hit the PA and he hobbled out to the ring and Kid Money went after him right away. Meanwhile Venom went right after Ahmad Itani who was standing by the ropes and Itani sent him over onto the floor. Venom eliminated. Venom tripped Itani and Venom's partner Outlaw came off the ropes and hit a Kneedrop to Itani's head. At this point Darkstalka and Freak were wrestling on the ropes exchanging punches back and forth... this caused The Game to hit them with a Dropkick and it sent Freak to the floor. Freak eliminated. Darkstalka managed to get back in the ring and he went went to work on Tristram. Kid Money and Derek Steel seemed to have a mini wrestling match in the midst of all the action around them. Kid Money did maintain an advantage though because Steel had been caught on fire earlier in the night. Ahmad Itani was trying to catch someone off guard and he went to the top rope. It didn't fair too well because Darkstalka saw him and tossed him right off the top turnbuckle on to the floor. Ahmad Itani eliminated. Kid Money whipped Derek Steel into the ropes and attempted a Back Drop, but Steel rolled off it locked in a German Suplex and grusomely threw Kid Money out of the ring and on to the floor. Kid Money eliminated. Derek Steel made his way over and helped Tristram with Sewaside. This left Outlaw and Darkstalka to fight because The Game went underneath the bottom rope and got a chair. When he came back into the ring he ran right at Tristram and just about took his head off. Tristram staggered and The Game cracked him in the head again. Tristram was out cold and The Game picked him up and just tossed him out. Tristram eliminated. A referee got on the apron and took the chair out of The Game's hand and this caused The Game to lean over the top rope. Outlaw saw an advantage and he Dropkicked The Game to the floor meanwhile eliminating him. The Game eliminated. This left four men... Sewaside, Darkstalka, Derek Steel, and Outlaw. Each men chose a corner and Sewaside went right at Derek Steel. Steel studied Sewaside and caught him with a Drop Toe Hold into the corner. When Sewaside bounced back up Steel sent him right over the top rope, crashing on to the floor. Sewaside eliminated. Steel ran over Outlaw and Darkstalka who were fighting on the opposite side of the ring. Steel Clotheslined Outlaw to the mat and hit Darkstalka with rights and lefts. Steel was a ball of fire and hit waited on Darkstalka to get up. When he did... he got Clotheslined right out of the ring and on to the cold arena floor. Darkstalka eliminated. Steel showboated for a few seconds which left Outlaw time to get up and make an attempted to throw Steel out. Steel knew was coming and moved out of the way meanwhile tossing Outlaw over the top rope and picking up the Battle Royal win! Outlaw eliminated.
Winner: Derek Steel at 15:48