*We're backstage at a local WLW arena. Montrose is in his locker room with older brother Caladonian. They're reflecting on the way life is going at the moment, and in particular the way Montrose's first ever WLW Monday Showdown unfolded*

Montrose: That event totally kicked ass!

Caladonian: Did it? I thought the plan was for you to win the Shoot Title? Joining the P.A.K probably cost you that!

Montrose: They're both good guys. They made me realise that I am destined for bigger and better things than the Shoot Title. If I'm honest with myself, the shoot title isn't the no.1 title around here, and G-Man is not the no.1 wrestler. I can kick his ass when I like how I like, and that is exactly what I'm going to do this week on Showdown.

Caladonian: Yeah, well just remember ???! He is a good wrestler as well.

Montrose: Of course, but he ain't half as good as my mystery partner, and he ain't nowhere near as good as me!

Caladonian: Whatever. Oh, by the way, you know Thistle is working out in the WEO?

Montrose: Yes.

Caladonian: Well, he phoned you earlier when you were out shopping with Inverness. He said he had a favour to ask of us two. He didn't mention what it was, but I have a feeling it's to do with their PPV, Chaos & Despair!

*Montrose pulls his Trium Mars mobile phone out of his pocket and dials Thistle's phone number. Thistle picks up the phone*

Thistle: Hello?

Montrose: Hey Thistle, you said you needed to speak to me?

Thistle: Oh yes! Well, in the WEO we have a PPV coming up, Chaos & Despair. I've been placed in a 6 man tag match, against the Lone Lions. The only thing is, I haven't got 2 partners. They said I can choose my 2 partners, and you and Caladonian are my first choices. I have back ups of course if you can't make it, but this would be a great chance for Mannkind to reform for one night!

Montrose: What night is this?

Thistle: Saturday.

Montrose: Bloody hell Thistle! You don't half pick your times! I've got DWF Super Clash 3 on Sunday, when I have a Novice Title shot! Then on Monday it's WLW Monday Night Showdown, where I have a tag team shot!

Thistle: Sorry.

Montrose: Don't worry, we'll be there. Just make sure that we get the good ol' fashioned Mannkind entrance!

*Montrose cuts the line, and then turns around to Caladonian*

Montrose: Thistle has a 6 man tag match at the PPV, and we're his mystery partners.

Caladonian: Mannkind kick ass for one more night!

Montrose: That's what I thought. We'd better head off to Heathrow and hop onto the next plane to New York though, the show is tomorrow night!

*The next day, at 6pm in Madison Square Garden, the 3 Mannkind members meet up backstage*

Thistle: Guys, I cannot tell you how good it is to see you here!

Montrose: Better take us to the locker room so no one sees us! I take it no noe but the ring announcer knows?

Thistle: No one knows, and I doubt Terry Kane is gonna tell anybody!

Caladonian: So what is the deal on this whole match thing?

Thistle: These Lone Lions have been a thorn in my side for weeks. It was at the last PPV in a ladder match when I was about to beat Joe Joe for the TV Title. I was at the top of the ladder, when Mike Star came out and knocked me off, top get revenge for me beating him the week before. He cost me the title. Over the past 4 weeks, all of the Lone Lions have become involved. Me and my tag partner, Lance Frost, have managed to hold them off for the majority of that time. However, last week on Nightmare they put Lance out of commission with a spike piledriver onto a chair. So I said instead of the normal tag match planned, I'd meet them six man style with two mystery partners.

Montrose: What kind of speculation is flying around as to who the 'mystery' partners are?

Thistle: I've heard every name from Goldberg to Vampiro. A few weeks ago someone did mention I was son of Caladonian and Montrose's nephew, but no one has mentioned your names that I've heard of.

Caladonian: So what's the low down on these three guys?

Thistle: Mike Star, he's a lightweight in the style of Jerry Lynn. He is very good technically, and very, very, quick. He's also powerful. Me and him are evenly match.

Millennium Al is a heavyweight, although not compared to you two. He's around the 350lbs mark. Power and brawling is his style, and if he tags in, I'd better get out because he can man handle me unless I'm on the very top of my game.

Finally, their ring leader is Lazer Frazer. He's an allround wrestler, around 250lbs. Technically he is amazing, agility is incredible, and he has the potential to go to the top. Basically, this is going to be one tough match.

Montrose: Phsycologically though we're going to have the advantage. They'll go into the match thinking it'll be two more lightweights like you. Imagine what'll run through their minds as they see 968lbs worth extra walking down the ramp!

Thistle: It will give us the advantage.

Caladonian: Any stipulations we should know about?

Thistle: Oh, um, yeah. It's an elimination street fight.

Montrose: WHAT???!!! Thistle, you never told me it was a street fight!

Thistle: I kind of thought that you wouldn't mind?

Montrose: I'm not one to shirk away from a street fight Thistle, you know that, but I have a massive opportunity on Sunday, as well as a tag shot on Monday! If I get injured, you realise that everything I've been working towards in my career is going to go down the toilet?

Thistle: You won't get injured, we'll be covering you!

Montrose: How do you know that? You and Caladonian will both have battles of your own to deal with tonight! How do you know that someone isn't going to put me out while you two are both down heh?

Caladonian: He's right Thistle. You should have told us about that stipulation earlier.

Thistle: Sorry.

*Later on that night, and it's the match before the main event, the 6 man elimination street fight tag team match. We leave our superstars, and join the play-by-play team*

Johnny Cage: The next match up will be brutal! 6 men, 3 on each side, in a tag team elimination street fight! There are no tags in this match, it's just a free for all! The man, or men, left at the end, will win the match for their team! This ain't gonna be pretty!

Matt Jones: What's worse, we don't know who Thistle's partners are yet! My bets on them being Hulk Hogan and Sting!

Johnny Cage: No one knows! However, there is one man who will be able to tell us, and that is Terry Kane, the ring announcer!

Terry Kane: The following match is a 6 man tag team elimination street fight! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 845lbs, from Amazonia, Mike Star, Millennium Al, Lazer Frazer, THE LONE LIONS!

*The lights go out, and 'this town ain't big enough for the both of us' starts to plays as the lone lions make their way down to the ring. When the lights come on, they all standing in the middle of the ring, hands raised. Then, Thistle comes out at the top of the ramp to announce who his partners are*

Thistle: Loads of people have asked me who my partners are! Goldberg, Sting, Vampiro, Chris Jericho, Just Joe, Jim Ross, none of those guys are my partners! No no, my partners are two men who literally are my partners. My father and uncle, they can kick anyones asses, CALADONIAN AND MONTROSE!

*'Feel the Rhythm' by Montrose plays as the two fat men run down the ramp with Thistle, to an amazing pop from the crowd!*

Terry Kane: And their opponents! At a combined weight of 1168lbs, from Chelmsford, England, they are Thistle, Caladonian, Montrose, MANNKIND!

Johnny Cage: It's the Mann Brothers! Look at the faces of the Lone Lions, they are in absoloute shock!

Matt Jones: Can you blame them? Montrose alone is 6'10" 501lbs, a former UEF Ultimate Champion, future WLW Tag Team Champion, future DWF Novice Champion and he's in the RP God 2 Tournament! Holy cow man, this is a shock too big for anyone!

Johnny Cage: Mannkind has arrived in the WEO for one night, as Montrose gives Lazer Frazer a massive shoulder block, before grabbing his head and chucking him with power over the top rope!

Matt Jones: Caladonian with a dropkick to Millennium Al, and clotheslines him over the ropes!

Johnny Cage: Thistle straight after Mike Star, kick to the gut, runs off the ropes, RUNNING SPINNING HEEL KICK! Mannkind has emptied the ring, and the crowd has gone crazy!

Matt Jones: This is the most amazing display of domination ever over the Lone Lions!

Johnny Cage: Montrose has now gone underneath the ring and brought out a chair! He's run straight after Lazer Frazer, watch out, SPEAR! MILLENNIUM AL LEAPED OUT FROM BEHIND THE STEPS AND SPEARED MONTROSE!

Matt Jones: Wait a sec, Montrose is still standing!

Johnny Cage: Montrose is still standing after the spear! Millennium Al charges again, BIG BOOT!

Matt Jones: Lazer Frazer and Mike Star are standing next to each other in front of us, wondering what to do, and Thistle has noticed this! He leaps over the top rope, DOUBLE BACK ELBOW SMASH!

Johnny Cage: Amazing! He took both men out in one go, although at the expense of himself!

Matt Jones: Montrose has chucked Millennium Al into the ring, and he's going to double team him alongside Caladonian!

Johnny Cage: Montrose has placed a chair on the floor, as Caladonian goes up top and Montrose sets up Al for a powerbomb! Oh no, don't tell me, POWERBOMB & LEG DROP AT THE SAME TIME ONTO THE CHAIR!

Matt Jones: Caladonian is 467lbs, he isn't supposed to do top rope leg drops!

Johnny Cage: Millennium Al is out of it, as Montrose covers him! 1...2...3! Millennium Al has been eliminated!

Matt Jones: That gives Mannkind a massive advantage!

Johnny Cage: It does, as Thistle now starts going to work on Mike Star! he hits a few lefts and rights, before chucking him into the ring! Into the ropes, kick to the gut, DDT! Mike Star bounces up, as Thistle applies a side headlock, and calls for Montrose to put the chair on the floor in front of the turnbuckle!

Matt Jones: Oh shit!

Johnny Cage: THE ACID DROP A.K.A THE THISLE DROP ONTO THE CHAIR! 1...2...3! Mike Star is eliminated, and now Lazer Frazer, the leader of the Lone Lions, is on his own against all 3 members of Mannkind!

Matt Jones: Caladonian has gone onto the outside to get him now, and chucks him into the ring, while Thistle has got a table!

Johnny Cage: Caladonian now, whips Lazer Frazer into the ropes, BALAD OF CALAD! That's like a modified sidewalk slam, and he should go for the pin now!

Matt Jones: No, Thistle is setting up the table, while Caladonian gives Frazer to Montrose!

Johnny Cage: This does not look good for Lazer Frazer! This move is famous about the world, and after it I don't think the Lone Wolves will give Mannkind any more trouble in the coming weeka! MONTIFICATOR THROUGH THE TABLE!

Matt Jones: That's it!

Johnny Cage: No it isn't! Montrose has told Thistle that he should be the one to finish it off, so Thistle is going to apply his own submission hold on Lazer Frazer!

Matt Jones: It'll be all over if he hits this move!

Johnny Cage: BELLY TO BELLY DOUBLE ARMBAR! HE'S TAPPED! MANNKIND HAVE WON THE MATCH!

Matt Jones: They absoloutely thrashed the Lone Lions!

Johnny Cage: But will the rest of Mannkind be staying in the WEO?

Matt Jones: I doubt it! Either way, Montrose has the microphone!

Montrose: May I just say first, that it has been an honour fighting in front of all of you tonight! Now I'm sure you'll be delighted to here that as well as Thistle, Caladonian will be staying in the WEO!

*This gets a massive, and I mean massive, cheer from the crowd*

Montrose: I however, will not. You see, I am already in two great federations. One of those is the WLW, and on Monday Night I too will have a mystery tag team partner, when I take on G-Man and his partner for the WLW tag Team Titles! Now G-Man, last week on Showdown I showed you exactly what I am made of. I could have taken your Shoot Title at any given time, but instead I decided I didn't want it. I am better than that. However, I assure you that I do want your tag titles, and on Monday Night, I WILL take them!

You see, all of my career I have been used to winning. In the UEF I was the best ever Ultimate Champion of all time. In the DWF, I have won 50% of my matches. In the End of Days Tournament, out of 64 men, I got through to the last 8. All my life I have been a winner, and let me assure you G-Man, along with my partner, I WILL win!

Then of course comes my stable mates, The Unknown Warrior and Eliminator. They are two great guys, and it shows! Hell, would I have alligned myself with them if I didn't think they were two of the best in the WLW? They will help me on my journey, which will, one day, end with Montrose Mann as the WLW World Champion!

People might not think I deserve a World Title shot yet, as there are others in line for one. However, my I settle your mind by saying that sooner rather than later, I will be going for that belt, and sooner rather than later, I'm going to win that belt!

So WEO and WLW fans, till next time, have fun, go wild, turn that bloody racket down, and sing your heart out for The Mont, because I'm the famous Montrose Mann and I'm gonna kick some ass!

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